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The Mega Awesome, Randomness-filled, Sleep Over Of Doom!!

(With minor theft and trespassing on privet property)

Chapter 15: And They All Lived Happily Ever After

This chapter is dedicated to anyone who ever sent in a review for either of our stories

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In the end Sakura was right. Their night at the arcade had been the start of wonderful new beginnings and the memories that everyone held dear to them.

Sakura received a mission two weeks later requiring her to go to Suna to train medical ninjas. She was requested for the job personally by the Kazekage himself. The mission lasted much longer than was to be expected. Sakura and Gaara got engaged and she moved to Suna permanently though they both visit Kohana on a regular bases. Their favorite thing to do is go shopping for leather boxers. Gaara is still very found of them, and so is Sakura.

Gaara and his shimmering sand did end up on the cover of Pretty Ninja Gear Weekly thanks to Temari and by the end of the week the issue was run every Suna ninja was going into battle with glitter in their hair. Thankfully, Gaara finally separated the arts and crafts from his weapon, and the trend quickly died.

Sakura and Gaara have been voted the happiest to make it out of this story (alive) though a picture of them is not available for the official record book. No one knows why. However, it is whispered Gaara developed an incurable fear of cameras. (Thanks Kankuro)

Because of her purple hair with patches missing Temari was not punished for the picture thing. She also became very found of hats. She now owns the largest hat collection in all of Suna. Needless to say it took a long time for her hair to grow back.

Unlike his sister Kankuro was severely punished for printing the picture of Gaara's second kiss in the newspaper. He is now banned from every place that sells cameras for life. He also opened his own shop where he now sells Collectors addition Barbie dolls and his new creation, the puppet Barbie.

Hinata and Naruto started going out and it is rumored they will soon be engaged. Naruto also applied for a job as a ramen shop worker, but he was not permitted to take it. Tsunade would not allow the future Hokage to sell ramen for a living. Naruto fainted when he got this news.

Hinata trained and became one of the Hyuga clan's strongest shinobi besides Neji. Her one weakness was Naruto and an empty closet.

Neji was very protective of his cousin and though he knew Naruto to be a good person spied on them regularly keeping them at least a foot apart at all times. His spying talents became legend and he was promoted. Sadly, because of his talents he was also accused of being the person behind Kohana's peeping tom incidents. He fled the country and is now believed to be working at a Brooklyn style pizza joint in New York City. People have been trying to contact him since his departure to inform him he has been found innocent, but he was such a good spy none could ever find him. Jaraia was arrested for the peeping tom crimes.

Choji took the open job Naruto declined and became a ramen master. Sadly, he was closed down because he at all the food and became banned from fast food places for life. He and Kankuro are currently working on their motion to ban banning people from places.

Shikamaru started dating Temari, but when she became possessive he followed Neji's lead and fled the country. He is currently selling sub sandwiches at a deli somewhere located in Philadelphia. He works under the table and is known to serve Choji on a regulate bases.

Kiba opened his own shop where he dizines dog clothes. His new fall line will be reviled next week and is expected to be a huge success.

Sai went on to write several beautifully illustrated education books for children including What Not To Do In An Arcade, The Truth About Strip Poker, Seven Minutes in Heaven, Truth or Dare, and Secret Bars, and Psychological Asistance For The Mentally Unsound.

Ino and Tenten formed a biker group called Hell's Angles. The name of their group is still widely known today.

Tsunade named Naruto her successor and retired early. Her purpose was because she wished to fulfill her dream of re-making her secret bar. It is now rumored to be located below the local Chucky Cheese. Sadly, when the group reunited Temari was true to her word and made the boys break into the building and it was found again. Tsunade is still unaware of that fact.

Rock Lee and Matsuri were found in the hospital, both in comas. The cause was a blow to the head from a bazooka. Happily, both were revived with the curry of life. Because of his experience Rock Lee now had an acute paranoia and fear of loud sounds and bazookas. He rarely left his apartment. Matsuri returned to discover Gaara and Sakura's relationship. Because she was over Rock Lee she attempted to locate Itachi and take him up on his offer of marriage to make Gaara jealous. She could not find him and gave up. She married Rock Lee, but when she put a miniature Bazooka on their wedding cake Lee lost it and dumped a bowl of chocolate ant pudding on her head. The official cause of death was asphyxiation caused by her lungs being filled with pudding. It is also believed the fire ant bites had something to do with it.

Sasuke was put in the hospital with the diagnosis of being crazy (and gay.), something about him raving on about his brother, Orochimaru, a pink Speedo, and a Sims bed. Luckily, Kakashi vouged for him and he was scheduled to be released. The day before his releas he was scent a picture of his brother and Orochimaru on the beach, both wearing what he had last seen them in. He was sent into an irrecoverable coma from the sight of them both with tans.

Itachi and Orochimaru were never found but it is said that they both now live comfortably in a beach house in Malibu. It is believed Sasori once joined them for a three sum. (Sorry, but we HAD to put that in there.)The feds are currently investigating Itachi for the murder of Kisame, but an arrest is unlikely seeing as they can not find the body.

Kakashi broke Jiria out of prison and together they are now 'sight seeing' (suggestive eyebrows) around the world.

Shino and his bug party were a huge success. He now throws the biggest and most awesome party in Kohana every year. People will do anything for invitations, but so far anyone with fewer than six legs has not been admitted.

Tomton fell into a pit of toxic goo and became very smart. He took up the name of Pirate Pig and is now traveling around the Caribbean plundering villages and steeling all of Jack Sparrows rum.

THE END!! No, seriously, that's it.

I know what you are thinking 'Why did it have to end??' except for shinkon entity shinobu. She's thinking 'WHAT?! Itachi is SO not GAY!!' Anyway, for the why-did-it-have-to-end people, if you go to our home page you can vote on weather or not you want us to make a sequel.

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So? What's one more story?

If it's no big deal, you write it!!

Fine... HEY that's not fair!! You know I can't write!!

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