![]() Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア. REAL NAME: like id tell you AGE: take a guess FORMER PEN NAMES: narutothedemon123, HeirOfRage13 SEX: 100% dude POLICIES FOR MY FOLLOWERS AND ANYONE WHO READS MY STORIES: 1. These are my stories and fanfics, constructive criticism is appreciated, but I will do what I like 2. I am an LGBT supporter, but I will NOT write trashy yaoi/yuri fics. If I believe they'd be good together, than I will write them as themselves with an extra quality, a boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other (for non-binary characters like ma bot Fl4k in BL3) that makes them happy 3. If I dislike a character, that doesn't mean I will bash them in every fic that they're involved in. I can, and will make minor tweaks to their character that will make them more bearable if that suits me. The exception that proves this process is Uchiha fucking Sasuke 4. I will take suggestions into careful consideration, but if they clash with my ideals and morals, then my immediate thought will be not a chance 5. My writing schedule is my writing schedule. I will update as much as possible, but I am an adult and do need to adult outside of my hobby of writing/reading fanfiction 6. I am an avid harem fic reader, and it does influence my writing. But I am willing to write romance between just 2 people. 7. I will not, however, make any of the characters, weaker than their base strengths. While I despise Uchiha Sasuke, I can , with many a reservation, that he is the second most powerful shinobi in the Nations, to use an example. My beef with any character is their personality, Superman notwithstanding. 8. Insults will be ignored and deleted. I have too much self-respect to put up with sniveling, petty bullshit from other people who feel they need to put others down just to have a meaning in their own sad pathetic lives. 9. I HATE plagurism (god I hope i spelled that right) if I find any other author using my stories word for word, you will be reported to the admins. If you can't come up with a good plot, look here on my profile description, I have 2 challenges that can give you a brain baby! But my work is off fucking limits. ANIME I LIKE: Naruto Tokyo Mew Mew Bleach FMA Kekaishi Inuyasha Code Geass Freezing My Bride is a Mermaid Fairy Tail Guren Laggan Rosario Vampire The Danganronpa series (I have played 1 and 2, just not v3) and last but not least Soul Eater i also REALLY like crossovers couples FAVE XOVER COUPLE ARE!!!: NarutoXIchigo(Zoey) NarutoXany Bleach girl except Rukia NarutoXMaka FAVE REGULAR COUPLES ARE!! NaruSaku(Sakura was the first person i recognized as Narutos love interest, not Hinata, and, yes i hated how she would hit Naruto for almost absolutly nothing, but she did change in Shippuden! Also, no one can deny that Naruto deserved it when he was being an idiot) NaruIno(Crack couples shall rule this world *maniacal laughter*) NaruTen(see NaruIno) NaruTema(once again see NaruIno) Uzumakicest(Kushina is HOT, So is any of the other Uzumaki women) NaruHarem(he dude needs love, noone can deny that) NatVia(opposites attract, what can i say) NatZa(sub Natsu, dom Erza, nuff said) NatsuXLevy(tutor the sexy dumb dragon slayer, i think yes) NatsuHarem(meh why not) Kurosakicest(Long live brother-sister "bonding" *giggles like Jiraya*) PEOPLE (real or fictional) I DESPISE WITHIN EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING! Sasuke Mother Fucking Uchiha(Emo-Power-Hungry-50yrold-snake-dick-sucker-that-obviously-needs-an-attitude-adjustment-and-probably-gay-for-that-Fugaku-sonovabitch-dick) Fugaku Uchiha (Thank...You...Itachi) Orochimaru(Sasuke did one thing right) Madara Uchiha(OP plz nerf) Masashi Kishimoto(my former role model, that started sucking Emo-birdass' pencil-thick millimeter peter) Any Sakura bashers(Its fanfiction, if you dont like her, change her, ya dumb pricks, and not for the worst assholes!) Hades of Grimoire Heart(You fairy tail betraying piece of shit im glad your dead, ya mother fucker) Jellal fuckface Fernandez Vriska Serket(yes homestuck fans i know, so SHSLPhantomThief is black for her) Alma's Father(I DO NOT CONDONE RAPE, OR KEEPING A MOTHER FROM HER CHILDREN, SHE HAS EVERY RIGHT TO SEE HER CHILDREN, YOU CUM GUZZLING, CHILD MURDERING, DAUGHTER RAPING, WALKING WASTE OF SPACE DICK SUCKING DIRTY SON OF A BITCH ASSHOLE!) Naruto Uzumaki (the epilogue version) (we all know that is NOT how Naruto would act as a father Kyouske Munkata (jackass Munkrapta, abusing ma boi, Makoto) Boruto Uzumaki (JUST BECAUSE DADDY IS DOING HIS JOB DOESN'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO BE A LITTLE BITCH BABY!) I wish to enter a challenge to those NaruHarem writers that hate Sakura and bash her all the time. I would like to see any Sakura bashers that write naruharem fics to write a harem fic that has her as one of Narutos main girls, and i have a few set of rules for this challenge 1. Sakura MUST be one of the main girls any other choice is up to you 2. If you absolutly HAVE TO bash someone from Team 7, Sasuke is HIGHLY RECOMMENDED, Kakashi is to just not as high as Emo-Power-Hungry-50yrold-snake-dick-sucker-that-obviously-needs-an-attitude-adjustment-and-probably-gay-for-that-Fugaku-sonovabitch 3. Crossovers are appreciated but not necessary 4. Genderbending is also appreciated but once again not necessary 5. Konoha-bashing, or Civilian Council-bashing is encouraged 6. I'm not all that into NaruHina but i dont hate her so if you want you can add her, but Sakura is to be the main center of your attention 7. Other than that go nuts FAKE VS. REAL FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM. FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dang … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!” FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours. FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!” FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out! FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better! FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would go to your funeral if you were murdered. REAL FRIENDS: Would skip the funeral and go out looking for the murderer and kill him!! FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost. REAL FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive. REAL FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down. REAL FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because he tripped me. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me. REAL FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops. REAL FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they're after me in the first place. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Let me make an idiot of myself in public. REAL FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will try to comfort me when my girlfriend breaks up with me. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick my ass until I get it together and will smack her for breaking up with me. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help me move. REAL FRIENDS: Will help me move a body. FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this. REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this into your profile. 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off. AQUARIUS - The Slut (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost. PISCES - The Addict (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost. LEO - The Cool One (7/23-8/22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost. CANCER - The Smart One. (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost. ARIES- The Irresistible One (3/21-4/19) Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost. SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits (11/22-12/21) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost. TAURUS- The Aggressive One (4/20-5/20) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost. LIBRA - The Partner for Life (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost. CAPRICORN - The Cute One (12/22-1/19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it… Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost. SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost. VIRGO- The Promiscuous One (8/23-9/22) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost. GEMINI - The Liar (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships. Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost. ONLY IN AMERICA 1. Only in America ...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America ...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America ...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. 10. Only in America ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. Ninety percent of the human race is shallow and simple minded. If you think it's not a mere coincidence that the same amount of people are NaruSaku haters, copy this onto your profile. If you hate and sick of the Sasu/Saku pairing copy and paste this on your profile. If you hate and sick of the Naru/Hina pairing copy and paste this on your profile. If you believe that Naru/Hina will never happen in both manga and anime copy and paste this on your profile. If you believe that Naru/Saku WILL HAPPEN in both manga and anime copy and paste this on your profile. If you believe Sasu/Saku will never happen in both manga and anime copy and paste this on your profile. If you hate yaoi stories a lot copy and paste this in your profile. If you love the Naru/Saku hug from chapter 450 copy and paste this on your profile. If you love Naru/Saku copy and paste this on your profile. If you love Naruto copy and paste this on your profile. If you love Sakura copy and paste this on your profile. If you love Sakura's confession from 469 copy and paste this on your profile. If you love the Naruto/Kushina reunion from 499 copy and paste this on your profile. If you think Sakura is a Tsundere copy and paste this on your profile Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return ManLife Sucks, Avatarwolf, danyan, Colt-Man, 24kt White Gold, fourfourfourfour, Recalled to Life, Hyperactive Lioness, Life.GetOne, alienphantom, Kisdota- The Freak Gamer, Sky Zephyrus, HeirOfRage13 New Challenge Naruto/Japanese Horror game/anime crossover! So I've been looking into the different horror fandoms and thought that I'd like to read some Naruto fics that crossed over with 'em, but lo and behold their are the bare minimum so I propose a challenge. Here are the rules:
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