Well, here it is, my first ever pure RWBY fanfiction. I'm having a quite a gamble here with writing a Jaune based fanfic but, meh. Warning, this story is for purely comdical purpose and not too serious, so, yeah, don't take it too serious, okay?

Well, I hope you all enjoy this chapter! Do please review if you like it!

Oh, and shout out for Culaio for helping me with this story. And if you guys like Naruto, then you'll like my crossover fanfiction too! Just click my profile and you should find it! Hah! I sound like a salesman or something.

How you made us!

Jaune thought his life couldn't get any worse.

He comes from a lineage of heroes, since guns not even made in Remnant yet. His ancestor had fought in many wars, some even not recorded in war. His parent always told him and his sisters about their ancestral lineage, stories of great wars, of heroic deed, etc. It was because of this Jaune was mesmerized by the thought of becoming a hero, and so his dream was set.

However, he didn't expect that he would have no talent in combat at all. He can't fulfill the criteria of entering a combat school, and so his parent sent him to a normal school with no combat involve at all.

And when he comes of age, it's already too late for young Jaune Arc.

Of course, he didn't give up. Forging his letter, he sent his application to Beacon with only a slimmer of hope it'll be accepted-

-And it did, much to his surprised.

With great luck Jaune partnered up with one of the strongest student in Beacon, Pyrrha Nikos, the Champion of Mistral, and he somehow survived the initiations and become the team leader of JNPR.

And so his life continues on in stride with him and his team getting closer to their neighboring team, RWBY. Getting to trouble, training to become strong, getting in trouble because of low grade, getting whipped by Goodwitch-

Wait, the last one didn't sound right.

Until, that is, until this happened.

Team JNPR watches in curiosity at the little girl that just… Popped out of nowhere. Her hair's blond with reddish colors tied in a ponytail, with beautiful green crystal eyes; she wore a brown color shirt with a familiar emblem of twin crescent moon in the middle and a matching brown skirt. She also wore a bronze tiara, something that out of place for someone like her.

"So… Who are you exactly?" Lie Ren, the only voice of reason of team JNPR, asked with calm and composite voice. Considering the girl had popped out of some bright light portal, it's pretty surprising.

But heck, they live in a world where kids wield destructive weapons and have supernatural power that could level an army, so who's he to judge what is weird?

"I'm Helena!" The girl declared as while standing proudly above one Jaune Arc's bed like it's some sort of stage, "Helena Arc!"

Silence.

Team JNPR moves their gaze toward their leader, who is looking at the little girl like she had grown a second head and start to breathe fire. Considering his surprised look and agape mouth, Len turn toward the little girl again.

"Perhaps you can… elaborate?"

Helena nods her head with a grin, "Of course! I'm Jaune Arc and Pyrrha Arc daughter from the future!" She declared proudly while puffing her chest.

Silence again.

It took several seconds before the information sink in.

"WHAAAATTTTTT?!"

Jaune and Pyrrha screamed, their face blushing red. Nora's blinking in confusion and Ren mouth is slightly agape. It took him several head shaking and sighs before his mind consumed the information.

"Can you… Prove your claimed?" Ren will not take some strange kid that appeared out of nowhere words lightly; after all she could pose a danger to them. "That you're Jaune and Pyrrha's daughter? And from the future?"

"Of course uncle Ren!" She reaches for her neck and slowly pulls out a small, beautiful green crystal necklace, "Here! It's mom's necklace!"

Pyrrha looked shocked, "That's…" She pulls out her own necklace, her own very identical necklace, "… My mother's…" She walks closer to the girl while examining her necklace. It's very identical down to the last touch of craftsmanship.

"You said it was given to all Nikos daughters." Helena said to her 'mother', "You said got it from grandma, and grandma got it from great grandma."

Pyrrha look at the girl who is staring at her in hopeful eyes. Her beautiful crystal green eyes, just like her mother… "… Come here." She hug the little girl, who suddenly hugs back with tears on her face.

"… Mom…" She sobs.

"Awwwww…" Nora smiles at the cute and beautiful scene, "It's like watching a baby sloth reuniting with her mommy sloth!"

"… Must you connect everything with Sloth's, Nora?" Ren then look at his leader, who is staring at the scene in shocked. "… Jaune?"

"I uh… No… But… Uhm…" Jaune seem to have his brain rebooted, who seems to fail turning back on as he keeps mumbling incoherent words. Not that Ren could blame him. Hell, if he was to be put on Jaune's place, he would be shell-shocked too.

Helena wipes her tears then her green eyes landed on her 'father', "Dad!" She breaks free from her mother's embrace and quickly drag her to where her father's crashed down. "Now that we're reunited! We should be family again!"

Hearing her voice seems to snapped Jaune back to reality as his eyes landed on his 'supposed daughter' and then on his 'supposed wife', who is looking away with red blush on her face. Jaune, being… Well, Jaune, doesn't know how to react.

Thankfully he was saved from having to do anything when their dorm room was banged upon by something.

"JAUNE ARC! GET YOUR BUTT OUT HERE RIGTH NOW OR I'LL KIL-OUCH! What was that for?!"

Hearing the familiar blond brawler of team RWBY, Nora quickly skips along quickly to the door, ignoring Ren's cry of 'wait' and open the door.

"Hey guys~!" She grins at their neighbor. "You won't believe what happe-"She paused, her eyes widened.

It was then when Yang pushed herself into JNPR's room and grabs ahold of Jaune shirt and pulls him up by the scurf of his neck, "Jaune. You better have a good explanation or I will kill you and murder all your family!" She said the last part as quietly as possible. But what made Jaune fear for his life is the fact that her eyes turn lilac and her hair burns with fire, signaling how pissed she is.

"Y-Yang?!" Jaune tries to let himself free form Yang's grasp, but to no avail. "W-What's going on?! What did I do?!"

"MURDEEERRRR!" Okay, now she's clearly pissed off.

Before Yang could answer, a childish voice chipped in, "No auntie Yang! Please don't harm my dad! I'll disappear if you kill him!"

It was then when Jaune, Ren, Pyrrha and Helena sees what made Nora paused mid-sentence.

It was Ruby-No, a miniature of her, with short blond hair and her familiar silver eyes. She's wearing a white miniature of Ruby's combat dress fit for children. Heck, she even has Ruby's trademark hood! But unlike Ruby's, she's in dark yellow and seems to be made to fit her small body.

The girl run up to Yang and pull on her clothes, "Auntie Yang, please don't harm my Daddy!" Her eyes turn wet with tears as she stares at her 'auntie', "He… He didn't do anything wrong!"

Yang lilac eyes twitch as they lose their fire. Slowly she put Jaune back to the ground, where he stumbles a bit before getting his bearing. He was taken again by surprised when the little yellow riding hood suddenly throws herself at him. "Ooof!"

"Daddy!" The girl snuggles into Jaune's leg, "I found you! It's me, your precious Lily! The love of your life? Your honey huntress princess?"

"H-Huh?!" Daddy?! "W-What's going on!?" He look at team RWBY, with Yang glaring at him, Blake and Weiss giving the scene weird looks and Ruby… looking away from him with bright red blush. "Uh… Ruby?"

"Now that we are reunited! We can be family again!" The girl in yellow said, much to the surprised to everyone in the room.

"W-Who are you?!" Helena finally snapped out of her dazed, "He's my father! I'm Helena Arc, proud daughter of Jaune and Pyrrha Arc!"

"W-What?!" It was then that the little yellow riding hood noticed the other small girl in the room, "What are you talking about?! I'M his proud daughter!" She then let go of her 'daddy' and glares at the other girl, "I'm Liliana Arc! Proud daughter of Jaune and Ruby Arc!" She declared to the world, to the surprised of team JNPR and Helena herself. Especially Jaune, "But you can call me Lily! Mom and Daddy always call me that!"

It was then where Ren connect all the dots. "Ah…" No wonder Yang's pissed and out for an Arc blood and Ruby can't even look at Jaune in the eyes. "Lily, are you from the future too?" Ren asked with surprising calm.

Lily turns toward Ren, "Yes uncle Ren!" The green gunman twitches at that tittle a bit, but ignore it for now. "I'm from the future to make sure that daddy and mommy ends up together! So I can exist!"

"No!" Helena cuts in, "That's my mission! My father will marry my mother!"

"Not a chance!"

The Lily and Helena glares at each other, sparkles of lightning could be seen coming from their glares.

Jaune? His mind couldn't even comprehend what the hell is going on. First, his daughter with Pyrrha came from the future out of nowhere, then his supposed daughter with Ruby Rose of all people came from the future also, both of them wanting him to marry their perspective mother so that they could exist.

And so the heroic Jaune Arc could only do one thing befitting that of the heir of the Arc family,

He fainted.

"Father!"

"Daddy!"

XXX

The silence is awkward.

Both team RWBY and team JNPR without the J, seeing as he's still unconscious on his bed, are gathered around in a circle in the middle of the JNPR's room. Both girls that claimed from the future are glaring dagger at each other while their mothers look at anywhere except at each other.

Can you blame really blame them?

"So…" Lie Ren, the only one still sane, begin, "Tell me the reason the two of you came back here to the past?"

"I-"

"Well I'm-"

The two girls look at each other and glares again, earning another sighs from Ren. He's too young for this shit.

"Try rock-paper-scissor!" Nora suggested, and the girls did just that.

""Rock-paper-scissor!"" A draw.

""Rock-paper-scissor!"" Another draw.

""Rock-paper-scissor!"" And yet another draw.

Six minute later was filled with the two children trying to win against each other in their childish competition. Of course, it takes turn for the worse when Nora suggested that they play a more 'physical' game, which ended up with the children took the nearest stuff they could find and decided to play a game called 'Who could kill who first'.

Ren cuts in before it can escalate any further, "Alright that's enough." The two stop at the voice of their 'uncle Ren'. "Why don't you start… Helena?"

Helena smiles triumphantly while Lily pouts, "Hehe, well, to begin with I'm here to make sure that father and mother are married! So that I'll exist!"

"Yes, we know that already. Is there another reason?"

She opens her mouth, but nothing came out. She looks at her rival to see her shrugging her shoulder at her, then she look back to her uncle, "Err… That's all?"

Ren shifts his gaze toward Lily, "You as well, Lily?"

She nods her head, "Yeah! And I will succeed!"

"Not a chance!" Helena intercept quickly.

Fortunately before the two of them could get to another argument, the man of the hour groans as he seems to slowly wake up from his slumber. All eyes turns toward the groaning Arc as he sit up from his bed, holding his head.

"Well, welcome back sleeping beauty." Weiss snips in, "You take your time."

"Oh, Hey Snow Angel." He ignores her… pfft, Weiss (Hiss)! Hah! "I swear I have the weirdest dream ever…" He rub his eyes, "Two girls popping out of nowhere and declaring that their my daughters from the future with Pyrrha and Ruby.. Haha, what a weird dream. Hey what are you doing here by the way-" His mouth paused when he spotted the group, and the two said girls. Oh Oum they're real!

"Daddy!"

"Father!"

"Ooof!"

Two blurs of brown and yellow crashed into the young Arc as he fell once more to his comfy bed.

"We were worried when you were unconscious, father!" Helena smiles delightfully at him, "I'm so glad you are alright!"

"Yeah Dad!" Lily once again nuzzles on his father, "You gave us quite the scared!"

From this scene alone all of the occupant has one words floating in their mind. It was probably a universally truth or it could be not, but for now and from the girls reaction the truth remain intact.

These girls are all 'daddy's girls' and Jaune is a great and dotting father's.

Although Jaune's mind trying to comprehend what's going on, his natural instinct moves his hands toward their hands and slowly, as if doing it to a fragile things, pet them. Just with that, the two bundles of energy melted.

""Muuunyaaa…"" The two of them leaned on comfortable while being petted by their father.

Everyone watch in fascination at the girls that turn to jelly when their heads being patted by their father's. Of course, they sweatdrop slightly when they begin to act like cats and purrs while snuggling ever closer to their father, who seems to just enjoy petting them.

"You sure they're not yours, Blake?" Yang joked, earning a look from the black cat.

Both Ruby and Pyrrha smiles at the cute scene of the family, they eyes lingering on the form of three on the beds. They all knew that Jaune Arc was a kind and a lovable dorky person, an adorkable person without any doubt, however when they see his kind and fatherly side they just can't…

Both Pyrrha and Ruby look at each other, their minds made and their resolve made steel.

"Pyrrha," Ruby take the initiative, her voice loud enough for the group to hear but not Jaune that still busy pampering his little girls, "I don't know about you. But I don't want my daughter to disappear." Everyone gasps at her declaration, for they knew what that mean.

"Of course." Pyrrha nods her head, "I expect nothing less from you. But know that I, too, will not let Helena be a memory. She will never be a memory in my watch."

The two stares at each other before a smiles of challenged appears on their face. It's decided, that the two of them will wage a war, a war that will decide the fate of the world and the fate of one Jaune Arc.

It's the beginning of the war of Arc, a war for the love of Jaune's Arc that, without a doubt cause mayhem and chaos for Beacon.

God bless their poor souls.

"So uh…" Jaune's stop his ministration, much to the girls disappointment, "Have you girls eat anything yet?" The girls shook their heads, "Then how about we grab something to eat in the cafeteria? We'll… think about it all after our belly are full." The two girls nods their head at their father and quickly went to their mothers.

"Mom! We can eat with dad right?!"

"Let's eat with father, mother."

As Jaune push himself off of his comfy bed he begins his track toward the group, though he blush a bit when both Ruby and Pyrrha look at him. "Look… I uh… let's talk about this after lunch, okay?"

"Sure Jaune."

"Okay Jaune."

Then they all moves out of the room, none of them commenting anything from what just happened. The weirdness of today had drained everyone spirit of asking question away. But not for Nora for nothing will deter her for finding out something that may change her future.

"So, so, do I have a house made out of pancake in the future?!" Nora asked excitedly as her imagination went wild, "Or a pancake making Magnhild lying around?!"

Helena chuckles, "No, auntie Nora, you don't have those in the future." Nora awweed in disappointment. "But you do have a Sloth zoo."

"Really!?"

"Yes. You made it to house every sloth in Remnant." Though Helena always wonder why her aunt would even do that, but eh, like her father had said, Nora just being Nora.

" .OUM. Jauney!" Nora turns to her team leader who is clearly very uncomfortable, "You have to marry Pyrrha so I have a sloth zoo!"

Lily, knowing Auntie Nora's help could be invaluable, decide to chip in, "But Auntie, in my future you have a Pancake Making Sloths zoo!"

Now that gained her attention, "WHAT?!"

"Yes! In my timeline, you trained all of the Sloths in the zoo to make you pancakes! And you succeed!" Lily ignores the glare and yell of 'That's impossible!' from Helena.

" .OUM. Jauney!" She turns her head toward her team leader once again, "You have to marry Ruby! Imagine the pancake making Sloths!" She could just imagine the possibility!

Thankfully, Jaune was saved from answering by Ren who reprimand his childhood friend that she'll make the situation even worse. Fortunately, although she's pouting in disappointment, she stayed her tongue and continues in silent. Thankfully both Pyrrha and Ruby are too engrossed in the idea that they're a parent married to one Jaune Arc to be bothered by Nora's.

Nobody knows how long her silent will last, however.

In their walks Yang's still glaring at Jaune, she is willing to put it with it for now, considering how happy Ruby looks. Ren too held his question in, fearing he will ruin the moment and he'll be in the receiving end of Ruby/Pyrrha wrath, but Yang and maybe even Nora. Blake just… went with it, considering how troublesome it'll be if she questions it. Weiss…

"Hmph, how rare seeing you act like this, Arc." She commented as the group walks through the hallway, with the girls still clinging to their mothers.

"Come on, Snow Angel," Jaune let out a tired smile at her, "I'm always like-Ouch!"

"Don't call me that!"

The group ignores Jaune's usual habbit of calling Weiss that, with both Pyrrha and Ruby eyes twitching slightly. They knew Weiss always deny his advances so they have no worry; however they still… Maybe… Just a bit… Feel slightly, tiny bit of jealousy toward the white heiress. A loud gasp was sounded among them, stopping the entire group and snapping their head toward the source.

Liliana Arc has a look of horror on her face, "I remember now!" She gasps again, "Snow Angel… Mom mention it being someone that dad used to love… Her greatest love rival that existed in the plane of existence…" Then she points her finger toward a surprised looking Weiss, "So it's you all along, Auntie Weiss!"

Helena, too look at Weiss in fear. She had heard of this story from her mother once, about her father liking someone else before her mother took his heart away. "… Auntie Weiss…" She whispers with clear betrayal in her voice.

"W-What?!" Everyone is looking at her, "Why are you all looking at me like that?! You guys shouldn't worry, Jaune Arc and I are-"

"-meant to be together."

"Exactly-Wait, what!?" Weiss look around, "Who said that?!"

"I did."

A familiar burst of light suddenly appeared in front of Weiss as everyone but her backed away in shocked. Pyrrha and Ruby covers their daughters with their bodies while Jaune automatically tries to cover them both with his body without even realizing it.

Ren is looking at the familiar burst of light that made a thought appeared on his head. "Oh no…" He moans.

And as Ren expected, a little girls came out of the hole of light as it died down. Her attires is a beautiful light blue dress that reached up to her knees with grey colored long sleeves for the arms, a familiar snowflake symbol could be seen on the back of her dress. Her hair is platinum blond that reached to her stomach area; eyes are blue and cold as snow.

"I… am Salju Arcschnee, proud daughter of Jaune and Weiss Arcschnee." Her tone was cold as she stares at them all, "It's a pleasure to meet you, dear future father of mine," then she turn to look at her mother, "Hello to you too, future mother."

Silence,

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!" Jaune finally snapped as he screams to the world, this time joined by Weiss, having frozen in shell-shocked of having a child with Jaune Arc, the dunce of all people.

Pyrrha and Ruby? They just realized they have one more competitor.

And Nora? She squeals in delight.

"ANOTHER POSSIBILITY!"

To be continued.

Here we are, so how is it? Good? Bad? Shitty? SUPER AWESOME?! There will be a lot more girls later on in the story with their own unique quirks and weapons, so, yeah. Well, anyway, I do hope you will review this story. And so, Axel Yamamoto is signing out!

Have a nice day! And review!

Axel Yamamoto's handy dandy book:

-Salju: It's an Indonesian words meaning 'Snow'. Not really a common name in the nation itself, but it's still legit and usable.