The Interwebs, it burns with the stupid-

Hey people, though it was about time I got a proper profile out.

My names Tyler, obviously, and I wont tell you my last name until I am a famous Author, sniff (meaning never)

I am around 19, I don't know, haven't checked recently :P

Male

Atheist, sometimes Agnostic, but mostly Atheist.

I like many things, and dislike many, here are some for you to peruse!

Likes: reading, anime, youtube, cat videos, books, books, books, videogames, DARK SOULS!!!, any Elderscrolls game, any game made by From Software, Fallout, philosophy, knowledge of life, the universe, and everything, and recently programming.

POTATOES, OH GODS I LOVE POTATOES!!!

Dislikes: yaoi, wimpy main characters, sasuke, sakura, ron weasley, draco malfoy, canon kid naruto (damn you voice actors!), religious zealots, american zealots, anyone obnoxiously patriotic, and most vegetables

ONIONS, OH GODS I HATE ONIONS!!!

oh, my favorite number is nine, and my favorite color is whatever it happens to be at the moment :P

Here's the state of my stories I guess.

Lords of Flame- I'm mostly finished with the meat of the story, beginning to the end, but it needs heavy editing which is why updates aren't, well, instant.

The Rapturian Empire- I am updating chapters in the background, but my motivation is elsewhere at the moment. I will complete it, no doubt, but it's later story needs much research and careful planning.

Domination is in the Soul- dead, discontinued, never updating! only reason it's still here is its length and the fact it was my first serious story. Ah, how bad I was then... (still am :P)

Power of Sumdac- An ongoing rewrite is being made for it, I'll eventually get around to it.

Empress of Death- Now, this one makes me sad. I worked so hard on it, making sure it was perfect and planned on making a full series out of it. But then nobody reviewed it. This is a classic case of what happens when you don't review stories people, writers get depressed and abandon them!!!

Nine Tailed Traveler- This story is FAR TOO POPULAR! I suspect that the only reason it has so many reviews is because of the sheer amount of Naruto fans who want anything resembling unique. Sorry guys, I may make a remake at some point, but otherwise... no, just no.

Evolution- Yes, I also have a rewrite up for this story, I plan on the rewrite being done in one big wave, as none are really close to being complete.

Rapture Pirates- Yet another story I lost motivation for and am planning on a rewrite I haven't even started on yet... :P

Aranae Amet- Admittedly, I had gone into this one completely without even a basic plan. I sort of have an idea now, and I will write a few chapters to see the reaction.

Queen of Rapture- Dead, maybe in a few years I'll come back to it.

Tennyson Warrior- Now, this is a curious case. I was attempting an episode by episode format whilst trying to diverge from canon... yah. So, instead I will be deleting it soon enough and making a whole new story... eventually :P EDIT: I have now deleted it, proper rewrite pending.

I think that's all of them!, here's a few planned stories

Ancient Blood- Another version of me gets stuck inside Bloodborne, possibly one of the worst games to be stuck in, even worse than Dark Souls, what with the cosmic horrors and everything :P

King of Azkaban- a story where harry potter gets transported whilst young to Azkaban island and is raised by the poor villagers along the shores. He brings his modern knowledge of things they'd never heard of to make everyone's lives better. Oh, and he's the heir of Azkaban by blood.

Stargate Conquest- In which my self insert guy is actually a goauld, and does the whole getting power thing all inserts like this do, but actually give his soldiers and stuff cool stuff...and stuff.

Feral Blood- Nope, not telling you. all i will tell you is that it is neither vampiric nor Werewolf and is a Harry Potter story, so try and figure it out from there... so there!

Arsmean Empire- Where Steve from Minecraft builds epic empire, pretty much literally, and his people rise to the stars. With his and Alex's death Nadia, their immortal daughter, leads her people for a few centuries until they're discovered by the turians, or batarians, meh.

Effects of Portals on Half-lives- A crossover of portal, half-life, and mass effect. where Chell somehow manages to get nooky from GLaDOS, conquer the remnants of earth just as they are recovering from the combine occupation, and then lead her people and robots to the stars to kick alien ass! (name subject to change)

Souls- Where a human girl from earth is trapped in dark souls and has to survive by pretending to be a prophet and gathering herself a crew of meattanks while she collects souls for herself.

King of Zero- A crossover where zero- i mean Louise- from Zero no Tsukaima summons the King of Albion (Sparrow from Fable 2) to be her familiar, I have no real plot to this story but i do have an intro, so maybe I'll publish it... eventually.

And finally, I have multitude of spinoffs planned for my various stories, mostly quick familair of zero crossovers ansd mass effect crossovers, btu a few more interesting ones are planned.

And now that that's done, all I can say is have a good read out there, fellow nerds :D