Stannis Baratheon is an unlucky man. Dismissed by his elder brother, the King, and slighted by almost all he meets he finally finds his luck turning. After successfully destroying the might of House Greyjoy the gods grant him a daughter...and a talking Dragon on the dreary island of Dragonstone. This is the story of that Dragon and his Human; Stannis Baratheon - The Best Human!

An escape attempt gone wrong caused a chain of events that led to young Stannis Baratheon getting knocked on the head. Instead of the Mannis the Self Insert wakes up with hunger knotting his belly. It's the late stages of the Siege of Storms End by the Tyrell host and the situation is looking dire. Will knowing that it probably wont last much longer make the hunger gnaw any less?

Self-insert discovers just how far he's willing to go to live through Sunnydale's Madness. He dredges up a whole heap of BTVS weirdness in order to survive a town where humans are always on the menu. Follow Nick as he bulls, bluffs and bullshits his own path through canon, with the help of the B-cast.

In Worm you might gain phenomenal powers on your worst day. Snape snapped after the werewolf incident and triggered with Path to Victory, the power that tells you the steps necessary to attain any goal. Follow Severus as tackles his troubles, and the Wizarding World's, with the help of a nigh omniscient voice whispering pretty things to him in the back of his mind.