Hello fine folk, you may call me Fiction, if you call me anything at all.

I'm 19. Fem. Live in the Great White North. Is this starting to look like a dating profile?

I draw my inspiration from Doctor Who and my favorite author, Terry Pratchett. His humour is oh so spectacularly different.

My current obsession is Self-Insert fics. They're addictive, really.

NEWS:

Mental illness is kicking my butt, I'm sorry this chapter is taking so long.

Hey everyone. It's been a while, yes I know, I'm sorry for that. I've gotten a few PM's asking if I was okay. I am fine, I've just been dealing with some personal stuff and writer's block. (and super obsessed with Catch Your Breath holy shit is that some good stuff right there 10/10)

I made a tumblr. Because I cannot be bothered to talk to people and answer questions on the PM system here because I hate it so much I want to find whoever's bright idea it was to make it so convoluted and hit them over the head with a frozen catfish. If you have a tumblr, ask me shit there and creep for updates. The VN updates and information will be posted there, so don't look for them here.

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If I haven't replied to you or something, it's coming probably. Or just find me on my tumblr.

Or don't, whatever works for you.

Current Works

Harry Potter

Scourgify: The story of a reincarnation with a... different family. SI-OC. I feel as though saying any more would be major spoilers. Fairly decent, as far as I've been told

Main Themes: Family, Humour, Adventure, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, Romance

Rated: T

Prologue in first person, rest of it is in third.

Chapter 14 Diagon Alley Pt 1 - Ahoy There Matey! : 100% complete and updated

Chapter 15 Diagon Alley Pt 2 - Bart and Val, the Greatest Love Story : 65% complete

Omake 'Those are sharp': 0% complete

Future Works

Naruto

Brothers: In which a girl with a severe brother-complex decides to help a boy with a severe brother-complex. SI-OC

Main Themes: Family, Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, Frienship, Drama, bit of Angst and maybe Romance

Characters: Itachi, Sasuke, Shisui, OC

Rated: M for violence

Will be in first person

Chapter 2: 100% complete

Chapter 3: 20% complete

Is That a Baby?: This was impossible. It couldn't be, and yet, here she was. One minute she enjoying her coffee at work, the next she was trapped in a different body in a fictional ninja world. And she couldn't quite figure out what the bundle in arms that were definitely not hers, was. "Is that a baby?" SI-OC. Crackish

Main Themes: Family, Humour, Adventure, Friendship, Romance

Characters: Naruto, Kakashi, Itachi, OC

Rated: T or M depending on violence

Will be in third person

Chapter 1: 30% complete

(No Title): I come from a prominent ninja clan with staves shoved up their asses, an unhealthy obsession with fire, and a propensity for genocide. I'm destined for power, angst, and life on the run as a rogue-nin. My brother's goal in life is for me to kill him, there is an S-Class pedophile who wants my body, and the village elders want to use me for my stunning, colour-changing orbs and rocking hot body. Hi, my name is Uchiha Sasuke. And I am also a girl. SI!fem!Sasuke. Crack, with possibilities for accidental plot.

Main Themes: Humour, Family, Friendship

Rated: T to be safe

First person

Harry Potter

Mudblood: I was a normal girl. Okay, that was lie. I was a normal girl with a voice in her head that spoke of a past life. I thought all it would do was give me an edge in school and before the economy crashes. That was, until the day I turned eleven and received my Hogwarts letter. SI-OC

Main Themes: Adventure, Humour, Romance, Drama, Friendship

Characters: Draco Malfoy, OC, Snape, Merlin, Morgana le Fay

Rated: T

Will be in first person

Chapter 2: 10% complete

Born Killers: "If you're going to kill a muggle, do it right," the girl's cold, brown eyes flickered from her book to the boy in her room. "Go kill Hitler." SI-OC, whatever it's called. TMR/OC. M for dark themes.

Main Themes: Romance, Friendship, Angst, Drama, maybe Horror

Characters: Tom Riddle Jr., OC

Rated: M

Third person POV

Chapter 1: 60% complete

Weaslette (title subject to change): "Sorry, Potter, I don't find you particularly dazzling. All I see is an ugly scar marring your already ugly mug." SI-OC as Ginny Weasley. Pairings undecided. No Harry/Ginny (even though I actually liked this canon pairing). Dark Themes.

Main Themes: Friendship, Adventure, Drama, Family

Characters: Ginny W., OC, Tom Riddle

Rated: T

First person POV

The Curse of Truth: In times past, a monster once ravaged the lands and the wizarding world trembled in fear with no hope for redemption. But fate is a fickle thing. A council convenes, the cursed are lost, a star tumbles through the Veil, and four young souls set their sights on a crumbling fortress.

'He blinked, startled at the fall, at the open air, at the arguing men, at the little girl speaking in strange tongues. Where was the Department? "Fascinating," the girl finally murmurs in lightly accented English, tasting the word, red hair peeking from her drawn hood. "You speak a language that did not exist until the moment you stepped through the Veil." The man gaped. "What on Earth do you mean?" "I mean," she says lowly. "Welcome to Britannia, circa 990 AD. My name is Galia. Which time do you hail from, Sirius Black?"

Main Themes: Adventure, Family, Friendship, Hurt and Comfort, Supernatural, Drama

Characters: Sirius Black, OC, Founders, Merlin, Morgana

Rated: T

Third Person

Lunacy: (DESCRIPTION SUBJECT TO CHANGE) I really hit the jackpot as far as reincarnation goes. The Lovegood's were loving, eccentric parents who spoke my language and spoiled me senseless. Plus I get to keep memories of my past life, and soon I'll be getting a little sister. What's that? They're naming her Luna? Luna Lovegood? ... You're joking right? SI-OC

Main Themes: Humour, Adventure, Family, Friendship, Romance

Characters: Luna L, Xenophilius L, OC

Rated: T

First person or third, I'm not sure about this one.

[I might put Lunacy up for adoption. I don't know.]