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Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter. Hi, I'm brainthief! My first time writing was NaNoWriMo 2010. I wrote fifty thousand words and ended up without a novel. That lump of words did not make a good story. But I learned a lot, and all that jazz. More importantly, I had fun. So I continued. I often find myself inspired by an engineer's approach to fantasy. Or a student's anyway; I'm not a Master of Science yet. Anyway, I'll see some spell or mystical plot device and go, "Hmm, I wonder how that works?" From that comes worldbuilding, which is where everything starts snowballing as characters become involved and an idea evolves into a plot. A lot of plot bunnies and story snippets found their way onto my hard-drive like that. Someday, I hope to be able to do them justice and actually finish and post them. Currently, I can claim infamy and point to 0800-Rent-A-Hero as its source. That story is my main focus and I spend a lot of time on it. Since I am a slow writer, that translates to an aim of a new chapter every two weeks. Mostly I manage. Recent development: brainthief now has a account! If you like my stuff and want to support me as an author, now you have the option. Any support whatsoever will help in justifying why I'm neglecting other things in favour of writing fanfiction. If it takes off, it may even motivate me to neglect more than I do currently: I will spend more time writing. Since FFNet is jealous of other websites to the point of spurning links I feel the need to add a description: I'm called brainthief at the website. (com/brainthief) As always, thank you for your thoughts. -brainthief P.S. I, brainthief, have challenged myself! I'm proud to be a part of the HPFC forum. |
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Not A Hero, Not For Hire by Soleneus reviews
Shepard's gone, the Normandy's gone. I failed. Now I've got two years to make sure I never fail again, and to do that, I need to sharpen my skills, gain new ones, and wreak havoc on the criminal side of the Galaxy. Nothing's ever that simple, but I've got a lot of rage to express. It's time to Hunt. OR Hero 3: Hero Hard with a Vengeance.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,696 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 1,119 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 2/14/2018 - Miranda L., Aria T'Loak, Councilor Tevos, OC
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,600 - Reviews: 7375 - Favs: 15,826 - Follows: 18,026 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
To Call A Place Home by missmusicluver reviews
Harry won the war. It's months afterwards and unexpectedly, he's literally picked up off the face of the world and shoved into another. One where Harry Potter died a long time ago. Where the Potter family's still fighting a war against a Dark Lord that's ruling the world one muggle murder at a time. They say he's their only hope. Harry doesn't really want in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 106,884 - Reviews: 2211 - Favs: 7,295 - Follows: 9,571 - Updated: 5/29/2019 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P.
Wizard Runemaster by plums reviews
A Weapon. A Hero. But now… a loose end. Harry Potter resolves to destroy the enemies who betrayed him on his terms, only to find all his plans torn asunder when he's summoned to a new world plagued with the same enemies as his own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 283,018 - Reviews: 2577 - Favs: 8,078 - Follows: 7,089 - Updated: 3/3/2019 - Published: 1/21/2013 - [Harry P., Draenei, Night Elf, Onyxia] - Complete
Still Not A Hero by Soleneus reviews
or Hero 2:Hero Harder I've spent three years preparing for Saren and Sovereign, and now it's time to put the first of my plans into action. All of which involve me, fighting in war. A war against a murderous alien intelligence. A war against impossible odds. A war I put myself right in the middle of...on purpose...I wonder what sanity's like? It must be nice, but it sounds boring.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 307,426 - Reviews: 1408 - Favs: 1,797 - Follows: 1,785 - Updated: 2/14/2018 - Published: 1/17/2015 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni, U. Wrex, OC - Complete
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For by kathryn518 reviews
Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 344,480 - Reviews: 5594 - Favs: 14,710 - Follows: 16,398 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Aayla S., Ahsoka T., Harry P.
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 4760 - Favs: 13,737 - Follows: 14,904 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
Hedwig Slightly Unhinged by Temporal Knight reviews
Hedwig is a very smart owl; none would dare deny that! So what is a very smart owl to do when she finds her human's living conditions unsatisfactory? Finding a new home is top of the list. Finding a mate for him is right after it. After all how is an owl supposed to justify having owlets if her human hasn't had children of his own yet? Very much a humor fic, no bashing of anyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,574 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 3,498 - Follows: 1,357 - Published: 8/6/2017 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 292,799 - Reviews: 5711 - Favs: 17,776 - Follows: 20,653 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Daphne G., Perenelle F.
Stories of the Lone Traveler by dunuelos reviews
In deference to The Professional and his wonderful stories. Harry has lost everything; a failed attempt to fix his mistakes leaves him as the Lone Traveller, a part of Wizarding legend. This is "Complete" because the length is getting unwieldy. I stopped at a good point. The sequel is up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 78 - Words: 273,593 - Reviews: 2588 - Favs: 2,784 - Follows: 2,229 - Updated: 7/14/2016 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Distaff Side by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort knows the prophecy, when he is reborn following the 3rd task of the Triwizard Tournament he takes action to ensure that Harry is no longer a threat. AU. HPLL This story will be updated slowly so that I can finish my other stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,791 - Reviews: 1889 - Favs: 3,838 - Follows: 4,669 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
Harry Potter and the Metamorph by hermyd reviews
Harry decided that the only way he can win this war with his sanity intact is to train his own way without interference. But then he discovers an ability that he needs help with and only one person can provide that-Tonks. They bring the fight to the DEs in their own way so that the war will finally end.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,555 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 4,702 - Follows: 3,241 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 7/7/2014 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
Number 48 Rebirth by RhysThornbery reviews
Harry has died, again. This is his last shot, his last chance before he gets written off forever. This is his 48th life. But he is not alone, the game plan has changed and he's got a plan to fix everything. Hopefully while avoiding dying again. Death at his shoulder. Warnings language and possible mature situations later. Hiatus Pending Rewrite
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 271,948 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 1,924 - Follows: 2,526 - Updated: 4/2/2016 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks, OC
Beneath Sovereign Skies by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry and the dragons fight to find their place and gain acceptance amidst growing international tensions. Not all is well and good as the Weyrs threaten established powers and offer new opportunities. Follow Harry and the dragons as they try to navigate increasingly turbulent waters of international politics, terrorism and intrigue. On indefinite hiatus.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 289,842 - Reviews: 1550 - Favs: 2,245 - Follows: 2,096 - Updated: 2/7/2016 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC
Last Second Savior by plums reviews
While leading the final charge against a retreating Dark Lord, Harry is thrown through a destabilized Demon Portal, landing on a strange world in a galaxy far far away. Eventual Harry / Multi
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 123,003 - Reviews: 2285 - Favs: 9,021 - Follows: 10,263 - Updated: 1/23/2016 - Published: 3/4/2013 - [Aayla S., Harry P., M. Brood, Shaak Ti]
Hero, I am Not by Soleneus reviews
The first time I ever tried to be a hero, I got shot in the head. The next time I woke, the first thought that crossed my mind, after 'Why am I waking up' was 'Why are those women blue' A self-insert that's different from my usual fare. Pairings are a toss-up.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 173,953 - Reviews: 1164 - Favs: 2,019 - Follows: 1,525 - Updated: 1/17/2015 - Published: 1/14/2014 - J. Garson, Miranda L., T. Vasir, OC - Complete
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 3113 - Favs: 20,308 - Follows: 7,853 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Lightning Scar by questionablequotation reviews
After the disastrous end of Harry's third year, Sirius and Remus scheme to lift Harry's spirits by sending him to the United States to learn to be an animagus. In the process, he ends up learning the truth about his infamous scar and how to fight his war. Word Count: 109,175, not counting Author's Notes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 128,854 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 5,944 - Follows: 3,075 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 6437 - Favs: 12,485 - Follows: 8,420 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Consequence of Misunderstandings by Silently Watches reviews
Sequel to "Coincidence and Misunderstandings". The last time Raven saw the Titans, her relationship with them ended… badly. Five years later, she is ordered to Jump yet again. Will peace and diplomacy prevail once her former team catches wind of her return? Not a chance in hell.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 85,531 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 2/26/2013 - [Raven, Jinx] Cyborg - Complete
Jamie Evans and the Lonely Queen by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Jamie has survived an entire year and has successfully kept her employment at Hogwarts. Now she has to deal with a family that knows who she is, a government that doesn't want her in the country, and people demanding to know when she'll get married. That, and there's also the pesky after-effects of throwing herself backwards through time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,447 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 1,868 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 12/7/2013 - [Harry P., N. Tonks]
Keep Going, Keep Moving Forward, Keep Fighting by Fire The Canon reviews
Poppy never imagined she'd be at Hogwarts as long as she was; but she realises that it's not her will that keeps her there, it is the will and the strength of her students. For brainthief.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Poppy P. - Complete
Princess of the Blacks by Silently Watches reviews
First in the Black Queen series. Sirius searches for his goddaughter and finds her in one of the least expected and worst possible locations and lifestyles. How was he to know just how many problems bringing her home would cause? DARK and NOT for children. fem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 189,338 - Reviews: 2208 - Favs: 5,901 - Follows: 3,719 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Harry P., Luna L., Viktor K., Cedric D. - Complete
World in Pieces by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU after the last chapter of DH. Harry gets pulled into another universe to deal with the problem of Voldemort there. But that is not the worst thing that could happen. Mostly gen, with Snape mentoring Harry. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 172,078 - Reviews: 1865 - Favs: 4,496 - Follows: 2,869 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Something Wicked This Way Comes by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
After Cedric's death, Harry and company summon a demon to kill Lord Voldemort. Except, well, when the hell is summoning a demon ever turn out just the way you planned?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Disgaea - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 48 - Words: 160,133 - Reviews: 1798 - Favs: 2,891 - Follows: 1,859 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Harry P., Etna - Complete
On the Wings of Dragons by Bobmin356 reviews
The Weyr prepares for the step of going public against the backdrop of heightening international tensions and increasingly complex personal issues. And is Britain really secure now that the Ministry has been conquered? Sequel to The Queen Who Fell to Earth. Harry/Hr/OCF
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 365,930 - Reviews: 2280 - Favs: 3,182 - Follows: 2,022 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Coincidence and Misunderstandings by Silently Watches reviews
The Azarathian coming of age is only a few short months away for Raven, and she is struggling with some ugly truths about herself. Can a bubblegum haired thief set her straight, or just confuse her even more? Raven/Jinx, AU
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,137 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 6/20/2012 - [Raven, Jinx] - Complete
Elsewhere, but not Elsewhen by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Thestrals can go a lot more places than just wherever you need to go. Unfortunately for Harry Potter, Voldemort is more than aware of this, and doesn't want to deal with Harry Potter anymore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,092 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 2,680 - Follows: 3,024 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Harry P.
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 4313 - Favs: 8,472 - Follows: 3,764 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Jamie Evans and Fate's Fool by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Harry Potter stepped back in time with enough plans to deal with just about everything fate could throw at him. He forgot one problem: He's fate's chewtoy. Mentions of rape, sex, unholy vengeance, and venomous squirrels. Reposted after takedown!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,208 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 3,853 - Follows: 1,509 - Published: 6/2/2012 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
The Queen who fell to Earth by Bobmin356 reviews
Forced to compete and abandoned by his friends, he steps from the tent with only one goal in mind, suicide. Instead Harry awakens a power that spans time and space and starts a war between the worlds.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 302,411 - Reviews: 2680 - Favs: 6,093 - Follows: 3,172 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Still Another Universe by transportation reviews
Harry has killed Voldemort, and not for the first time. Instead of enjoying his victory, he's dragged to still another universe to do it all over again. But this time, it's August of 1981. Response/sequel to Silverfawkes' Yet Another Universe challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,813 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 953 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 4,395 - Follows: 922 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Mutant Storm by Bobmin356 reviews
Betrayed and broken a hero is saved by family and rises to shake the foundations of the world. The mutants have arrived and the revolution has begun.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 247,700 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 4,956 - Follows: 1,792 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Yet Another Universe by Silverfawkes reviews
AU lighthearted funfest with mature overtones,Post DH Harry gets pulled to an AU only to be expected to do it again. Dumbledore bashing is rampant Harry is doing it his way but he's going to have fun doing it! RATING FOR LANG. AND SEX INUENDO
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 65,708 - Reviews: 2466 - Favs: 5,607 - Follows: 2,669 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Dark Lord's Equal by Lens of Sanity reviews
Years after the Epilogue things look bleak; Harry Potter agrees to go back to the Ministry Battle to change history for the better. Premise; "canon makes sense" though not in the way you think. Fight scenes, humour, romance, magic, and insanity. FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,281 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 2,261 - Follows: 924 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Desk by opalish reviews
Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 247 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Mahou mo Ken by Enterprise1701-d reviews
When Harry cries out for help during a nightmare, halfway around the world somebody listens. Somebody that will change the way Harry looks at magic... forever. On hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 151,685 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 2,081 - Follows: 2,273 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6353 - Favs: 17,104 - Follows: 5,972 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
The Hardest Riddle by Wheezy1 reviews
Harry acquires the ability to travel dimensions, gathering training and skills so he can eventually defeat Voldemort. Independent Harry, Manipulative Dumbledore, eventual HPGW. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 109,558 - Reviews: 1501 - Favs: 1,720 - Follows: 1,986 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Magic Knows No Boundaries by cosette-aimee reviews
An older Harry gets transported to an Alternate Universe where Voldemort is still wreaking havoc. Involves advanced magic, werewolves and an unexpected marriage contract. Discontinued.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,267 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 2,247 - Follows: 2,925 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Harry P.
Reign of Power by Fyrning reviews
PostOotP. The lines between Dark and Light have faded into Grey and Harry must learn to fight for himself...7th year and the war is breaking...Lords, Heirs, Vampires,werewolves, magic and more.No pairings.AU after HBP. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 171,382 - Reviews: 3478 - Favs: 5,629 - Follows: 2,372 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 3/1/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Parallels by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry has won the war and lost everything he held near and dear. In desperation he gambles everything on a dimensional jump. HPHG Bad Weasleys good Dumbledore. Rated for language and implied sex
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53,439 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 5,207 - Follows: 1,408 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter: The Lone Traveller by The Professional reviews
After spending half his life trying to rid the world of Voldemort, Harry Potter finally succeeds. However, the price has been high. Too high. Unfortunately, when Harry risks his life to go back and ‘do things right’, something goes wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,605 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 2,570 - Follows: 2,450 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Harry P.
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0800-Rent-A-Hero reviews
Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,580 - Reviews: 3751 - Favs: 10,907 - Follows: 12,703 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Harry P.
What's in a name reviews
Voldemort proved the Fidelius faulty once. Nevertheless, Dumbledore relies on it again. Big mistake.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 56 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Voldemort - Complete
To Win by Losing Points reviews
A genuine offer accidentally turns less than innocent. It leads to the halls of Hogwarts hosting a cat and mouse game. Desperate, Harry introduces a third type of animal. Because some snakes are predictable.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 126 - Published: 1/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
She who fixes what went wrong reviews
Hundreds of students casting spells. Sometimes one misses and hits a person. Sometimes one aims to hit a person but miscasts. And sometimes nothing goes wrong, but the victim isn't happy anyway. Add to that any number of accidents and mishaps. That's what Poppy Pomfrey gets to deal with. On her own, day after day. This is a day in her life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,944 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Poppy P. - Complete
Wedding Entertainment reviews
Weddings are hilarious. At least, so thinks Septimus Weasley, father of the groom. With help of Fabian Prewett he takes the opportunity to embarrass Arthur and Molly over how they became a couple.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/16/2013 - [Arthur W., Molly W.] Fabian P., Septimus W. - Complete
When Words Fail reviews
Five year old Lucy wants a bedtime story. Blaise has come prepared. He's brought one of the new books she's so fond of: The Adventures of Dean and Seamus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Seamus F., Blaise Z., Dean T., Lucy W. - Complete
Hold Me reviews
Now that the Weasley twins have left Hogwarts, a new pranking trio is up to no good.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/17/2013 - [Romilda V., Ron W.] - Complete
Epic of Finnigan reviews
A mock-epic about Seamus Finnigan's heroics in his quest to help a girl in need.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2013 - [Seamus F., Myrtle] - Complete
Belated Introduction reviews
The Ministry wants to know what happened in the Department of Mysteries. When interviewing minors, should not their guardians be present?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,993 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/18/2013 - [Petunia D., Argus F.] - Complete
Impersonating Innocence reviews
Severus Snape expects to need both his cunning and intellect to gather potions supplies. The source is known to be... uncooperative.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Severus S. - Complete
