WHY DO WE DO THIS? IT IS SO THE WORLD KNOWS WE EXIST, AND WE DO NOT BECOME NOTHING, DRIFTING IN THE WIND LIKE THE DUST OF HUMANITY -Me

Two things are forever :The universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not to sure about the universe - Albert Einstein (My feelings exactly smart dead dude)

When life hands you lemons make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world try to figure out how the fuck you did that.

Hi people, um... yeah, okay, I'm anacoana duh. I am a girl and 16 years old, even though I've gotten mistaken for a college student several times. I am the shy girl in my class/grade,(but I totally come alive here and with my true friends) and I hang out with the "losers" of the school and love them for it.

Looks: brown hair and brown eyes

Height: Tallish

Sexuality: Asexual homoromantic

If you don't know what either or both of those terms mean, please go here http:///wiki/Asexuality Or just google 'assexuality'

Likes: reading, writing, tae-kwon-doe (martial arts. Kinda-sorta like karate. Sorta) also likes Teen Titans, NCIS, Naruto, Afterschool Nightmare, Gallenger Girls series, Artemis Fowl, Warriors (yes, the cat one), animals(has ten animals), Hetalia, little kids (I've gotten into the habit of always having candy in my pockets)

Dislikes: Homophobes, racists, sexists, people who think the world revolves around America and that we're the only civilized country, people who think they're better than others, fanatics of any sort who try to shove stuff down my throat, the Westboro Baptist Church, Reverend Phelps

Fav fanfic topics: Hetalia, Naruto, Teen Titans, NCIS, Avengers, pretty much anything

Fav pairings in no paticular order:

NARUTO

NejiHina (Yeah it's probably incest, kill me for loving it)

NaruSasu (on occasion)

OroKabu (there's just something about it that I love)

NejiGaa

KibaSai

ItaSasu

SasoDei (Must be SasoDei, not DeiSaso. I'm okay with the other one hypothetically but I've only read one fic of that one that I like)

ItaKisa (But them just as partners is good too)

KakuHida (Ditto as above)

InoShikaCho (Yes it's another threesome)

TEEN TITANS

RaeRob (I just love Raven in general, she's so cool)

SladeXRobin

ARTEMIS FOWL

ArtemisXButler (if they're really good and I'm in the mood)

Fav characters in no paticular order:

Neji (the best person EVER!)

Temari (she kicks major butt)

Gaara (awesome demon dude)

Kankuro (I just love his attitude)

Kiba (J'adore him)

Sasori (He's scary, but awesome)

Deidara (I just got my first cosplay outfit, and it's his!!! I'm so happy un!)

Itachi

Kisame

Hidan (Swearing Jashinist that he is)

Kakuzu

Tobi (Not Madara, Tobi)

Kakashi

Iruka-sensei

Shikamaru

Chouji

Ino (She and Kiba would be AWESOME friends if they actually SHOWED UP ONCE IN A WHILE IN AN EPISODE!!!)

Sai (You have to love that socially retarded guy)

TEEN TITANS

Raven (she is AMAZING!)

Slade (he's cool)

AFTERSCHOOL NIGHTMARE

Seu

Ai

HETALIA

China (I AM him, it's kinda scary)

America (His plan against global warming is truly amzing)

Poland

Lithuania

Canada

France

Scipo's shirt for Unexpected and Unwanted Gifts: http:///t-shirts/images/bomb-technician-t-shirt.jpg

Rupert's shirt for Unexpected and Unwanted Gifts: http:///tees/images/funny/I_DO_ALL_MY_OWN_STUNTS.gif

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book...Or get dragged onto the dance floor by my friends even though I CAN'T DANCE IN FRONT OF PEOPLE!!! I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with a lot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so that the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Pixel Alice, Always Running The Labyrinth, IzzydaWolfeGrrl, TheBlueBottle,That Creepy Kid, Darquesse, Holly Bluemoon, Silver Shadows of the Night, anacoana

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when in seventh grade you stand on a stump, and a nasty girl goes, "That doesn't make you cool you freak." and in all honesty and seriousness you stared at her and asked, "Who in their right mind would want to be cool?" Crazy is going through other peoples profiles just looking for stuff to add to yours. Crazy is spending $64.00 on 4 books (Naruto manga I might add..) Crazy is talking to yourself...all the time... even in the bathroom on occasion... Crazy is having the characters from a novel you're writing hanging out with you and giving you advice. Crazy is writing a fanfic at midnight, then when your mom yells at you to go to bed, agreeing and then using your DS as a flashlight after you obey your mom and turn the light off. Crazy is also going into the handicapped stall in the bathroom at school and jumping up and down shrieking with joy for a good ten minutes when you learn the girl you like likes you too. Crazy is jumping up and down in the hallway with an idiotic grin on your face later on for the same reason since you still haven't gotten all the happiness out. I've been there. I've done that. I'm proud to be crazy! If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (Well, not really, but some of my keys are getting worn out and not working right. )

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

Controversial Issues:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behaviour. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

1.When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5.Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

9.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

10.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

11.Ask, "Did you feel that?"

12.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

13.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

14.Swat at flies that don't exist.

15.Tell people that you can see their aura.

out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

17.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

18.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

19.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

20.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

21.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

22.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

23.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

24.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"

"Men may be kings but women are goddesses."

If you feel every person on earth is insane and those who admit it are the ones in control of their minds, paste this to your profile.

About 70 percent of girls in the world are Yaoi fans. If you're part of that 70 percent, then paste this in your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.

If anyone has ever called you crazy and you thanked them, paste this to your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile (Every single one of them... and I mean ALL of them...)

If you think that being unique is WAY better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both... copy and paste this on your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you are one of the ones that do and want to deck 'em, put this in your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have an obsession, post this on your profile to tell all those who think that you aren't normal to get stuffed, because obsession RULES!

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever talked about your characters like they're real people copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you are one of those people who think they will NEVER fit in and would really rather not, copy and paste this on your profile

If you don't watch Jersey Shore, Amercan Idol, or America's Got Talent, So You Think You Can Dance religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, and laugh at those who are, copy and paste this and add your name to it: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, xXMidnightDreamsxX, Joker-Girl-Kelly, anacoana

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

92 of teens moved on to rap music. If you're part of the 8 that listens to more tasteful things, put this in your profile.

If you hate obnoxious and snobby people, put this in your profile.

If you love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love chocolate, put this in you your profile.

98 of teenagers have sex, do drugs and drink alchohol. Put this into your profile in you are included in that 2 that doesn't, mainly because you are sitting at home, reading and being a good young child.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you think fanfiction.net is the best FanFiction site out there, post this in your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever gone into a laughing fit for no reason, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever read a fanfic, and thought, Oh my God this is the best fanfic ever copy and paste this on your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy and paste this into your profile, add your name to the list, and send it to everyone on the list. PenginYasha, BlackDeath6, Darth KenObi-Wan, SunnyEmperor, Leia Blade of the Jedi, xXMidnightDreamsxX, Joker-Girl-Kelly, anacoana

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen rideralex, Jedi Knight of Middle-Earth, PorcelainHeart94, Darth KenObi-Wan, Lady Sakia, Emperor Sunny, Leia Blade of the Jedi, xXMidnightDreamsxX, Joker-Girl-Kelly,anacoana

If you have evers

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste

If you read Maximum Ride School's Out - Forever in under 5 hours copy this into your profile.

If you have/wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are like Max, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you'll take first watch copy and paste this is you profile (if you don't get it READ MAXIMUM RIDE!)

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever forgotten your own name, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you could easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.

If random songs just pop into your head at any given moment copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with over 30 characters from books...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever eaten something none of your friends would try, copy/paste this in your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever insulted someone so stupid that they didn't get the insult, copy this into your profile.

If you are insanely weird, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

If at least three times a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your name wrong...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat
word for word what you shouldn't have said.

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching
them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years
telling them to sit down and shut-up.

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.

I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids
do you want?

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents,
despite every effort to teach them good manners.

If you think the world should have no violence, but probably will always have it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large, solid objects, even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, and that they couldn't hit to save their lives, copy and paste this into your profile. (Because I know some SCARY women who will punch you literally through a wall or two if they're in the mood to do so)

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile. (Yes, I'm an animal lover)

95 of teens would cry if all the Twilight books in the world were going to burn. If you're one of the 5 that bring their own box of matches post this.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever found yourself talking to your own fictional character in a story you made up, copy and paste this into your profile.

“Many people hear voices when no-one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing.”

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

We're all crazy and messed up on the inside... I'm just inside out!

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Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental
Hospital.

Please select from the following options:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2
for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and
6. (I'm a Gemini, it kinda comes with the territory)

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you
want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. (If my cat was human, this is what he would be)

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be
forwarded to the Mother Ship. (And this)

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a
little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which
number you press, nothing will make you happy ayway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the
beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait
for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you
have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have
short-term memory loss, press
9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our
operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn
on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy
forever. (Gotta love this one, really)

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls (It's true, I do. Hey a rhyme!)

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe striving to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning." (So, so true. I worry about our future, I really do. The other day, I learned that half my friends want to be hobos when they grow up, 15 want to be hired assasions, which is actually pretty cool, one wants to be Spiderman, one wants to be an interigation officer because he likes to annoy people until they want to kill them, and my other friend says he's Jesus, so he doesn't need a job, because he can just magic everything up. Is anyone else worried about the future of our civilization? I know I am)

15 Things to do when you're in Wal-mart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!" (I've done at least three of these. Including the last one XP)

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. (For me it's actually Pokemon cards, but I think it still counts)
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (Love all of these colors)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

Score: 15

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance. (Ballet when I was little)
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Score:5

On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(I would listen to that suggestion. Frozen dinners do not taste good at all when they are still, well, frozen. Not that I would know!)

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
(Well...a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(Well I should hope so!)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head
colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On Bolthouse Farms Baby-Cut carrots: Ingrediants-Carrots (No duh!)

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me

Just say no to drugs. Because if your drugs are talking to you, you've probably had too many.

Join the army, travel the world, meet interesting people, kill them

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

I'm not as dumb as you look

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Always take the time to smell the roses...and sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown...and fewer still to ignore someone completely.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines.

I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else.

No one ever says "it's only a game" if their team is winning.

Slow and steady gets you trampled by the other guys.

When opportunity knocks, shoot first and ask questions later.

When all else fails, use duct tape.

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again

My Reality Check bounced.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing

"If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?"

"Even a stopped clock is right twice a day."

I'll try to be nicer if you'll try to be smarter.

I'm not good at empathy, will you settle for sarcasm?

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.

I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

"I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth! "

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

"Never memorize something that you can look up."
— Albert Einstein

A List of Stereotypes: BOLD the ones you are

I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude (no, I just don't get done every other night like 95% of my school. And it's not just rumors; I accedently walked in on something I SO shouldn't have. It was the bathroom! It could've happened to anyone! But no, it had to happen to me. So figures)

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth. (I like black, black is cool)

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve (I know more things than some of the adults I know!)

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I’M AN ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be a GOOD LIAR (sadly true, but I still don't like the stereotype, because I don't lie!)

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian (I'd like to be, but I love hamburgers)

I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life (Pretty much true, but still a mean stereotype)

I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all (Yeah...no. Although at least two or three are interested in me)

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd (not nice. Slightly true, but not nice.)

I'm a STAR WARS FAN so I MUST be a geek

I'm DIFFERENT so I MUST just want attention (no, I'm just weird)

I TALK IN DIFFERENT ACCENTS, so I MUST be Jewish (how does that make sense?)

EVERYONE SAYS I'm crazy, I MUST be a lunatic (that's their problem, not mine)

I work part time I must be lazy.

I practice martial arts so I must be dangerous. (Very true, but it's not nice to stereotype people. Although I never had met anyone who knows martial arts and isn't dangerous. They're called skills for a reason!)

I discipline random children, so I must be a child abuser.

STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (Just natural people)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (Not very ni-ice)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. (morons, those that think that)
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. (So I' a gay asexual, do you have a problem with that?)
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. (I'm sorry, but most guys I know do only want to get into girl's pants. But some are nice)
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (Not nice!)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (Yeah right. So not me)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (Not very nice. Maybe a teeny bit true, but still not nice)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. (I so wish I could)
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (No, but it's nice when people compliment my clothes)
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (No, it's just fun. And I'm HOMOROMANTIC, not homosexual! There IS a difference!)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (HOW does that make sense?)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. :)
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. (I only know two guys who're gay. And like four or five girls. Okay, so most of my true friends are gay. But birds of a feather, right?)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. :)
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. (llamas... )
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. (hmm. Cool, and interesting. But how do they get that?)
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (No, and I'm just never really hungry, so I only eat a little bit anyways. People are weird)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (Oh Goddess. I've never had a boyfriend or girlfriend, but of course people only focus on the NO BOYFRIEND part, and there were 20 or 25 girls a day who would come up and ask me if I was lesbian just because I didn't have a boyfriend! I was THIS. CLOSE. to killing them after four months of it.)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. (okay, maybe a little, but not because I'm mixed. You can blame THAT on my mom and dad for raising me like that)
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. (That is so horrible it's not funny)
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black (Uhhh... no. And I only have one friend who's black, and he is pretty cool, but I don't think I'm black. Yes John, I'm writing about you. Now go away and finish your game. No there's no one on here who will teach you to be a terrorrist! Go away! By the way, John was kidding. He's weird like that)
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (Again. Their problem, not mine.)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon (WHAT?)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (What? That makes no sense. Besides, gays, lasbians and bis are people too. Why are you as a society mean to us?)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't (Does writing count as artistic talent? I think it does)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (No. But most people in big crowds are idiots who can't hold up their end of a decent conversation. Just saying)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (Not my problem. I enjoy my crazyness)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. (Okay, sorta makes sense, but not really)
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (NOT. NICE. That is one of the worst ones on here in my opinion)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak (No. I take tae kwon do!)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (Okay, most are, but the people on here aren't. It's a nice change)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (HOW does that make sense?)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. (Some of them do sound cool)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (No. Although some of the boys at school could do with one, it would help them a lot)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (No.)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (Nah, it's just cool)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! (I wanna be albino, I would look so cool!)
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (No, but sadly we do have a big part in it. Open a history textbook)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (Sadly, I sorta am. Kinda. I guess)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy (No, I just don't want the planet to die)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (Hey!)
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (NO... okay yes. But it's still not nice. And I'm only KINDA irresponsible)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (Only kinda true. But not nice)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. No, YOU'RE the one who's wrong and misguided. I'm guided just fine. I guide myself)
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. (I'm kinda into it. Does that count?)
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (No, they're just morons)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (No. Although flying would be cool. But wouldn't you get splinters?)
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED (Mean)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast (Mean)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (True, but not nice)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (Not nice! *Pouts*)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (no. I just haven't seen anyone I like)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. (Oh Goddess...)
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. (Wouldn't they be friends with the other band people?)
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. (Hey! I'm getting her to stop! ... We're getting there)
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (Not nice! And I don't cry THAT much)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems (Nooo, it's just none of your buisness unless I decide it is)
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. (No, it's just cool and mesmerizing)
I run TRACK so I MUST be a skinny bitch.

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I'm the one who can't accept myself.
I am the person who is ashamed to tell my own friends I am a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp, and left to die because two straight men wanted to 'teach me a lesson'.
I am the girl who has an unwanted boyfriend because my parents believe homosexuality is devil-work.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

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If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever sung "I've Got a Jar of Di-irt, and Guess What's Inside it" (from Dead Man's Chest) while brushing your teeth, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" or someother great horror movie for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process

FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you

BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in his/her's body if he/she hurts you

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better

BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BESTFRIENDS:Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move

BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected

BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough

BESTFRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we don't waste

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass

FRIENDS: bail you outta jail

BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think you're insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "I feel hyper!" (It's funny to see people's reactions)

BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down
Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will bail me out of jail
Best Friend: Will give me up to the police for her freedom

Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Asks me for my number
Best friend: Asks me for her number

Friend: Hides me from the cops
Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friends: Fade
Best Friends: Are FOREVER...

Best friends are FOREVER, so in appreciation tell them (if they're girls that is)...

If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to come to your funeral, because I'd be in jail for killing the person who killed you

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deep he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

A moment of silence.

-Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!!
-Boys: can’t live with em, and it’s illegal to shoot em.
-What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
-Heh. I'm looking forward to regretting this...
-Life is like a pack of chewing-gum; I've yet to figure out why
-I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?
-They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
-When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch as the world wonders how the fuck you did it.
-When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

-Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was cooties?
when your mum was your hero
and you wanted to get married... as long as you didn't have to kiss the boy?
when your WORST ENEMIES were your siblings
and RACE ISSUES were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and carefree?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Put this on your
page if you love
Naruto!

R.I.P.

Itachi Uchiha

6/9/87 - 3/14/08

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...

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