Welcome to my profile, guys. You'll find your complimentary tissues and tube of M&Ms to your right. Please don't disturb the salt line.

Right, just to start; I didn't draw my profile picture, and I have no idea who did. I wish I could draw like that. But I can't, because I am massively crap at drawing/painting/sketching/art in general. Anyways, I found it in a random Google search, so I give credit to the person who did draw it!

NEWS! I HAVE NEWS! Okay, I decided to get a Tumblr account, because it looked like fun. It's literally where I reblog things that either a) make me go 'Awwwww' for ten hours straight, b) need to be seen by society, c) make me cry for a billion years or d) make me laugh so hard that I pass out. (: My URL is: ill-wear-it-as-a-wormstache . (HAHAHA, see the Supernatural reference there... anyone? No..?)

Go follow me, and... do whatever people following other people on Tumblr do. (: Reblog things from me, I guess.

A random list of things I like: Family. Friends. Chatting. Spending a day doing nothing. Laptops. Pyjamas. Bunny rabbits. Dresses. Galaxy chocolate. DVDs. Sunlight. Going to sleep when it's raining. Music. Vanilla Coke. iPods. Good books. Scarves. Waves. Polka-dots. Fluffy cushions. Well-written fanfictions. Singing in the shower. Waking up in the night and realizing I still have a few more hours of sleep left. Angels. Purple. Weekends. Cafes. Strawberries. Llamas. Cute guys. Chandeliers. Mascara. Glittery nail polish. M&Ms. Blue. Old, beautiful buildings. Lip gloss. Beaches. Magazines. High-heels. Kittens. Presents. Surprises. Sam Winchester. Laughing for no reason. Destiel. Hugs.

A random list of things I dislike: Fog. Backstabbers. Chipped nail polish. Tomatoes. Death. Emus. Cheats. Beards. Stomach aches. Alarm clocks. Dentists. The radio. Too much homework. Physics. Badly-written fanfictions. Yelling. Feeling lonely in a group of people. Arrogance. Condensation. Alcohol. Mary-Sues. Sore losers. Falling over. Realizing that it's only Wednesday when I thought it was Friday. Double Calculus. Horses. Wannabes. When people ask me to update my clearly-labelled ONE SHOT. Arguing. Pain. Fear. Head colds. Feeling sad for no apparent reason. Criminals.

Information About My Stories

'Blossoming Romance' - A Bleach fic. A fluffy, multi-chaptered ByaRen fanfic. It's finally done, and I'm quite pleased with how it turned out. I'd also like to thank all of the lovely people who took the time to review. Thank you so much; I loved hearing your thoughts (:

'One Hundred Way to Make Toshiro Throw a Temper Tantrum' - A Bleach fic. And, well, the title speaks for itself, right? It's got no pairings, and it's crack. (:

'Unread, Unopened, Untouched' - A Bleach fic. A slightly sad GinRan one-shot. Fluffy. Romance.

'Those Eyes' - A Bleach fic. A one-shot about Grimmjow killing Ichigo. Contains former GrimmIchi. And, er, blood. (:

'Not Alone' - A Bleach fic. A sad, angsty one-shot about Juushiro's feelings on Kaien's death. Contains hints of Juushiro x Shunsui, and possibly Juushiro x Kaien, if you squint.

'Forever and Always' - A Death Note fic. A Matt/Mello three-shot, about Mello having to make a decision. Written for tii-chan17, as a thanks for her choosing me to be her beta.

'The Weird and Wonderful World of a Guy Called Matt.' - A Death Note fic. Matt's diary. Because Matt's manly like that. Matt/Mello. Please, do NOT take it seriously.

'I Just Want To Hold Your Hand' - A Death Note fic. An abuse fic written to Evanescence's "My Immortal". Matt/Mello. One-shot.

'But You Promised' - A Death Note fic. Sad and slightly angsty. Near's feelings on L leaving. Contains one-sided Near/L. One-shot.

'A Way to Relieve Boredom' - A Death Note fic. Light's feelings about L. No death mentioned! I'm quite proud of the fact, actually. Hints of L/Light. One-shot.

'What Doesn't Kill You' - A Death Note fic. Matt cares for Mello after the explosion. Slightly angsty, but a fluffy, fluffy ending. Matt/Mello. One-shot.

'Voodoo Doll' - A Death Note fic. Another fic written about the explosion. I really do like that scene too much (: It's the darkest thing I've written, and contains blood and suicide, so, enter at your own risk. Matt/Mello. One-shot.

'Bittersweet Love' - A Phoenix Wright, Ace Attorney fic. Klavier's feelings on the aftermath of both Daryan and Kristoph's betrayals. I feel sorry for poor old Klavier. Contains Klavier/Daryan. One-shot.

'Vanilla Cupcakes' - A Death Note fic. Light makes cupcakes, and L pretends to help. Yay. It's THE fluffiest thing that I've ever written. Light/L, obviously. Written for tii-chan17 as a birthday gift.

'Irresistible Love and the Turnabout' - A Phoenix Wright, Ace Attorney fic. Rewritten from my previous account. Miles has to find a partner because of a 'challenge' set by Kay. He turns to Phoenix for help. Chaos ensues, kind of. Miles/Phoenix.

'Don't Leave Me, My Turnabout' - A Phoenix Wright, Ace Attorney fic. Rewritten from my previous account. It contains character death, so enter at your own risk! Phoenix/Miles. One-shot.

'Forbidden to Say It' - A Sherlock fic. Pretty dark, character death (suicide), generally angsty. Mildly confusing. Insane John. (: One-shot.

'Praying For Redemption' - A Supernatural fic. My most popular fic to date! *remembers everyone's lovely reviews and cries for ten years* Destiel. Cas and Dean sharing an apartment together. Completed.

'Christmas is the Time to Say 'I Love You' - A Supernatural fic. CHRISTMAS THEMED! Cas is said, but Dean tries so hard to make their Christmas great. Destiel. One-shot.

'An Unexpected Friend' - A Supernatural fic. Cas has a new friend... who turns out to be a guinea pig. Slight, non-intrusive Destiel. One-shot.

So, anyways, I really love reviews (doesn't everyone?), so please review any of my stories that you may read. (: Honestly, though, I go all weird a squee-y when I see that someone's reviewed, and if no one does, then I go into a downwards spiral of omg why do i even bother writing im so bad at it whats the point no one even likes my work anyways why do i bother whyy

Yeah.

Rainbow Fruit Loop xx