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 Author has written 34 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Highlander, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Supernatural, and Leverage. After lurking in various corners of the internet for far longer than I'd like to admit, I've finally made the jump from reading to writing. Concrit is always welcome - either in comments or PM, I'm really not picky. Additional fanfic (ahem, the more M rated stuff) is archived at http:/// and AO3 Feel free to come say hi. I like to chat! M-rated stories on LJ/AO3: Talking Strategy (Hetalia: Prussia/England): Contains: violence, some knifeplay. Prussia and England talk strategy during the Seven Years' War. That is, if talking strategy involves knives, fists, violence, and insults. Underlying Assets (Hetalia: Germancest) - Contains: lingerie, power plays, and semi-public places. Prussia surprises Germany during a meeting. Germany utterly fails to control himself. To Light The Way (Hetalia: Germancest) - Contains: bondage, D/s, blindfolds, and more! The Christmas tree was a disaster, and now Prussia has one last chance to cheer up Germany and save Christmas. And he isn’t above re-appropriating some holiday accessories to get the job done. Cheat Code (Hetalia: Germancest) - Contains: bondage, breathplay, light D/s. Prussia tries to help Germany relax by playing videogames. But when Germany gets an idea of his own, they end up playing an entirely different game. X-Ray Vision and the Strength of Five Gorillas (Hetaia: Prussia/Prussia) - The sex robot Prussia commissioned looked and acted exactly like him, and was his best idea ever. What he didn't count on was that a robot with a lifetime's worth of his memories wouldn't want to be treated like an object. Entrepreneurship for Empires (Hetalia: Germancest) - making a porno and failing miserably. Not M-rated but not on FFN The Man in That One Suit (Person of Interest/What Not To Wear RPF; gen) - Stacy and Clinton strive to right a fashion wrong, Reese is mildly offended, and Finch is far more amused than he has any right to be. Some random fandom info: I read fanfic in a bunch of different fandoms, but Hetalia is my current love. My favorite characters are Prussia, Germany, Austria, and Switzerland, and so most of my fic centers on them. Especially Prussia (I love him to pieces!) and Germany. But I ship all of them in every combination. You can also find me lurking about in Avengers/Thor, Supernatural, and Leverage. As a matter of fact, I am gleefully making my way through season 5 of Leverage and loving every second of it! Eliot is my favorite, but I've also become irrationally attached to Quinn and Chaos (where is all the fic for them!!). I am crazy about crossovers, but since starting this writing thing I've learned that they are much harder to do than I expected. About me: I live and work in New York City. Vodka soda with lime is my favorite drink. So is coffee. I have an unnatural fondness for travel, karaoke, and cats. |
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Something like Gravity by PrinceofElsinore reviews
Five years ago Ludwig's world fell apart. When his brother suddenly decides to come home for Christmas and start making amends, Ludwig isn't so sure he's ready to forgive. Written for the Germancest Secret Santa 2013. Human AU, brotherxbrother incest.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,477 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/26/2013 - [Germany, Prussia] - Complete
Berlin Alexanderplatz by Lunicole reviews
They head towards the rising sun, the both of them, East and Russia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,193 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Russia, Prussia - Complete
Fatigué by Say-theLastWord reviews
World War II is over, trailing destruction and grief. In the midst of joyous celebration, a tired France is left to make a decision. He will never be whole again.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,846 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2013 - France, Prussia - Complete
Eleventh Hour by VampireNaomi reviews
While lying in a coma, Prussia gets the chance to talk to someone he never thought he'd see again. Old Fritz/Prussia. Written for the kink meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,402 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/22/2012 - [Prussia, Fritz] Germany - Complete
Soul to Take by lithugraph reviews
Formerly titled Unter den Linden If he's no longer Prussia, what is he? Set after WW2 and rated T for Prussia's mouth. PrussiaXGermanyXRussia - a veritable menage a trois - if it were that kind of story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,540 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
The Continuation of a Beautiful Friendship by VampireNaomi reviews
It's Christmas in 1989, and France and Prussia haven't talked in a long time.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,581 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2011 - France, Prussia - Complete
Going Cuckoo by Artemis1000 reviews
Having your lover burst out laughing when you're trying to seduce him with roleplay is embarrassing enough, but even more so if your lover is Ludwig. Francis really shouldn't have mentioned the cuckoo clocks. France/Germany. Kink meme deanon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/19/2011 - [France, Germany] - Complete
All According to Plan by VampireNaomi reviews
The Allies want to execute Prussia after WW2. Russia saves him, but he wants something in return.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,146 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Prussia, Germany, Russia, France - Complete
Anarchy of Silence by Zalia Chimera reviews
Austria's quiet day is interrupted by Prussia, who needs more than just a friendly ear.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,335 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
By Their Proper Names by webbedfeet reviews
Gilbert fully expects to die after the Wall fell and spends his time pestering the one person who hates him consistently : Roderich. But then he doesn't die. Why? Prussia/Austria, appearances by Germany, Hungary, and footnotes. De-anon from a meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,983 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Under the Same Sky by Hazel-Beka reviews
Roderich and Vash find themselves stuck together on a ski lift in the Swiss Alps. Roderich notices how beautiful Switzerland is. Vash doesn't notice that he's every bit as beautiful as his country. Switzerland/Austria-ish
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Austria, Switzerland - Complete
The complications of being one with Russia by Nimue the Gray reviews
On a drunken whim Prussia agrees to become one with Russia in return for Kaliningrad. In a sober state of mind the disadvantages of this plan become obvious but perhaps there could be advantages as well...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,427 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Russia, Prussia - Complete
Blood must be spilled by Nimue the Gray reviews
Prussia is dissolved but not gone and it's better to fight for the Soviet Union than to just fade away. Russia/Prussia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,560 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Prussia, Russia - Complete
The Game by Fictatious reviews
Gilbert hates trips to Moscow. -- Angry hate-sex.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Prussia, Russia
The Fall of Prussia by Hazel-Beka reviews
Roderich visits Gilbert the day before Prussia is officially dissolved to try and ease Gilbert's fears about whether he'll still be there in the morning. Sort of Prussia/Austria. Oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,579 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/8/2009 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
New All Over by Wyndhamfan reviews
As an outcast of AI, Wesley has to fight evil alone at a terrible price: his sanity. Will AI help him or be against him?
Angel - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 84,848 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/20/2003 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Wesley W.P. - Complete
The Devil Went Down to Geneva by Ekat reviews
Adam Pierson, Watcher Trainee. Rules? We don't need no stinkin' rules
Highlander - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2001
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In Possession Of reviews
Two hunters, one hitter, and a highway gas station in the middle of nowhere. (Or, that time when Sam and Dean saw Eliot take down a bunch of guys carrying guns and drew the completely wrong conclusion.) Written for comment fic for the prompt: "For the last time, I'm not a demon." Genfic.
Crossover - Supernatural & Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Complete
Can't Start a Fire Without reviews
"Let me get this straight," Eliot said. "You called me about a fake fire to get me to come over for cookies. Which then became a real fire and ruined the cookies. Now you want me to make you cookies so you can give the cookies to me. That sum it up?" (Eliot/Hardison/Parker)
Leverage - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/2/2014 - [Eliot S., Alec H., Parker] - Complete
The Art of Taking Dangerous People to Bed reviews
Eliot has one ground rule: no weapons in the bedroom. Quinn's not completely sold on this, but he's willing to be convinced. Eliot/Quinn.
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/7/2014 - [Eliot S., Quinn] - Complete
Survival Training is not a Euphemism reviews
Hardison dragged along every computer known to man and Parker's in a turf war with the local wildlife. This isn't what Eliot meant when he said they should do some wilderness survival training. Eliot/Parker/Hardison.
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2014 - [Eliot S., Parker, Alec H.] - Complete
How Not to Win a Knife Fight reviews
It wasn't a job gone wrong. But it wasn't exactly a job gone right, either. (prompt fic: tending injuries). Quinn/Chaos.
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2014 - Quinn, Colin M./Chaos - Complete
Lapse, relapse, collapse (this time is the last) reviews
After so long without the rush of a purposeful kill, that warehouse reminded Eliot of an addiction he thought he'd recovered from. Set during The Big Bang Job.
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/25/2014 - Eliot S. - Complete
At least the thugs stay silent reviews
They were a mile and a half from the auxiliary maintenance station at Bellington Dam, and Quinn was itching to hit something.
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2014 - [Quinn, Colin M./Chaos]
Weight Room Etiquette reviews
Prussia can barely move after a heavy weightlifting session and Germany takes full advantage. But tired or not, Prussia isn't one to make anything easy. (Or: Prussia and Germany at the gym. On the floor. On the mats. On the weightlifting benches.) Prussia/Germany.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,373 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 3/14/2013 - [Prussia, Germany]
Objects of Impressive Size reviews
One moment he'd been taking notes and bemoaning the state of modern literature and the next, well, let's just say that discovering *himself* in the Supernatural novels was a more than welcome reprieve. Set during 8x22.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Crowley - Complete
The Long and Noble History of the Pickelhaube reviews
The drinking game is on and Prussia's determined not to lose. Even if it means telling one particular story. (Or: What happens in the 1800s should stay in the 1800s). No pairing, but contains allusions to using a pickelhaube in ways pickelhaubes were not meant to be used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Hidden Depths reviews
The background image on Germany's laptop has been changed. Germancest.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/13/2014 - [Germany, Prussia] - Complete
while ( true ) reviews
A frustrating morning ends in tragedy and Germany wakes up to discover himself back at the beginning of the day. It seems impossible, but then it happens again. And again, and again, and… (time loop fic, no pairings, some violence)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,022 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Odds and Ends reviews
A collection of unrelated fic snippets. #1: Prussia/Austria (pretending to be married) #2: Prussia/Switzerland (cross-dressing) #3: Germany/Austria (drunk!fic). #4 Prussia/Austria (dubcon asphyxiation)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Prussia, Austria, Germany, Switzerland
Team-Building Exercise reviews
Prussia and Germany don't get along. Not for a long time. Strangely enough, a 3am fist fight may be just what they need to finally reconcile and mend their broken relationship. Genfic. De-anon from the kink meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,253 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
The Best Tea Parties reviews
Hungary and Liechtenstein team up and hatch a plot to get Austria and Switzerland together. (mentions of Switzerland, Austria, & Prussia). Genfic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Hungary, Liechtenstein - Complete
A Matter of Security reviews
What started out as a knife fight turns into more, and Prussia rediscovers that there's a difference between defeat and giving in to what he wants. Switzerland is happy to oblige but there's an ulterior reason he sought Prussia out. Prussia/Switzerland. Warnings inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,127 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2013 - [Prussia, Switzerland] - Complete
Trial Run reviews
While shopping at a pet store, France and Spain see something that catches their eye, and Prussia doesn't need much convincing to play along. Prussia/France/Spain. (Contains: inappropriate use of a dog collar in a public setting.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2013 - [Prussia, France, Spain] - Complete
Party at a Rich Dude's House reviews
America's throwing a Christmas party, and everyone's invited! But it's tough being a host when you're the only sane one in a sea of crazy nations. America plus Ensemble. Side pairings: America/Hungary Russia/Prussia, Austria/Switzerland.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2012 - America - Complete
As We Know It reviews
Germany can't figure out Prussia's obsession with the apocalypse. But when they finally talk, it turns out Prussia's reasoning runs deeper than expected and the answer goes back to the one question Germany's never dared to ask. Prussia/Germany.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,388 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2012 - [Prussia, Germany] - Complete
Touch and Go
Takes place during the 2007 Christmas Bloodbath. After the encounter with France, Austria, and Hungary, Prussia is shaken up and France pays a visit to his house to talk things over. Genfic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Prussia, France - Complete
Carve a New Path (But Don't Look Back) reviews
All Germany wanted was for Prussia to be a little less - well, Prussia - and act a little more like a modern, respectful nation. But it doesn't take long to discover that what he thought he wanted might not be so great after all. Kink meme de-anon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,320 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
When Skies Are Gray reviews
Prussia didn't lose his immortality when his nation was dissolved. Gilbird, however, did. Warning: animal character death. Genfic. Prussia, France, Spain, Germany.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Prussia, France, Spain, Germany - Complete
The Seven reviews
Research party on a seven eyed demon. Ensemble, gen, early seasons. Written for comment fic.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Buffy S., R. Giles - Complete
World 1,1 reviews
After an exhausting night in bed with America, Prussia still has one thing on his mind. What's the appropriate waiting time until he can play Super Mario Brothers? Prussia/America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2012 - [Prussia, America] - Complete
That Iron String reviews
Prussia's already had a crap night – tied up in an alley really isn't his thing - when Austria stumbles upon him. Neither of them are very happy about it. Written for hc bingo.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,223 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
The Mountain Always Leads reviews
Most avalanche victims die from suffocation. Austria was observing Switzerland's downhill technique, and most definitely not spying, when he saw it happen. Written for hc bingo.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,395 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Switzerland, Austria - Complete
Condiment War reviews
Prussia and Methos drink beer and plan an invasion. With condiments.
Crossover - Highlander & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Methos, Prussia - Complete
Grab Hold of the Water reviews
When Prussia attempts to show Russia that he trusts him, it doesn't quite go as planned. Russia/Prussia. Written for hc bingo.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2012 - [Prussia, Russia] - Complete
The Perils of Bird Sitting, and Other Absurdities reviews
They'd never gotten along. But when Gilbird goes missing while Prussia's away, Germany starts to worry. Written for hc bingo.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Germany - Complete
If You're Not a Friggin Tard You Will Prevail
Crack Fusion #2. It's world meeting time and America is determined to let the other nations know that everyone's a hero in their own (not that heroic) way. Kink meme de-anon for the prompt: America gives the 'Everyone's a Hero' speech from Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2012 - America - Complete
Apples to Apples reviews
The day was going exactly according to schedule until Gilbert started eating that apple. Prussia/Germany. Human names. Kink meme de-anon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/15/2012 - [Germany, Prussia] - Complete
Count the Days reviews
"Children are never supposed to know the extent of the sacrifices their parents make for them and apparently it's no different for siblings." Prussia character study. Deanon from the kink meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Gilbert Doesn't Know reviews
Crack Fusion #1. Written for the kink meme for the prompt: Based on "Scotty Doesn't Know" from the Eurotrip movie . Summary - Gilbert was willing to wait until West was ready to take their relationship to the next level. What he didn't expect was to see him making out with Roderich, of all people. Austria/Germany, with mentions of Prussia/Germany. Crack, human names.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Prussia - Complete
A Good & Proper Guide To Giving the Shotgun Speech reviews
West is dating Russia but no worries, Prussia has a plan. It involves a shotgun and Estonia, among other things. Prussia, Estonia, Germany, Russia; Russia/Germany in the background. Deanon from the kink meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,981 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Prussia, Germany, Estonia, Russia - Complete
