NOTICE TO ALL REVIEWERS

I just wanted to say a big huge THANK YOU to everybody that has ever dropped me a line or a review. I know I have been neglecting you guys, not responding to a lot of them. I never get on the net enough to check for new reviews, but trust me, I LOVE them. You people reviewing is what makes me want to write and gives me the confidence and reassurance that there are people out there who enjoy my writing. That's a big thing for me.

So once again, THANK YOU.

You are the people that inspire me and help me along.

A few things about Infinite Stupidity

- My name is Hannah. Boring, I know.
- Autumn is my favourite time of year. The trees look as if they are burning, and the fallen leaves remind me of being a child.
- I am a Sagittarius.
- I never ever check my horoscopes.
- I believe in ghosts and am convinced my past three houses have all been haunted.
- I can't watch horror movies because I am an utter wuss.
- On the other hand, I love gory movies.
- I'm not your average "girly girl", nor am I a "girl gamer". I play video games, and I don't spend three hours on my hair and make up before school, but I always make sure my eyeliner and mascara are on.
- I do, however, like to get dressed up and have a weak spot for shoes.
- My hair is worse that Hermione Granger's.
- I used to have braces.
- I hover between talking to the "Populars" and being best friends with the idiots nobody wants to be seen with.
- I was one of those idiots (and still am to some people) up until about a year ago.
- I like to think I'm down to earth, but I know myself too well for that to be true.
- I'm a selfish teenager. No avoiding it.
- I'm the type of person who never studies, gets fluttery nerves the morning of the exam and a severe case of "Why the fuck didn't I revise ohfuckohfuckohfuck", and then don't study for the next one.

- I have undoubtedly bored you by now.

*MY STORIES*

"Is There a Problem?" - Mass Effect - In Progress

Following the storyline of Mass Effect 2, this fic will explore the experiences of the fiery redheaded Commander Shepard as she learns to deal with having an all-Cerberus crew. Hopefully it will incite some lulz, I have tried my best at humour (I'll leave it up to you guys to judge that) and will include romance between Shep and an undecided Love Interest later on.

"Bloodlines" - Call of Duty MW Series - In Progress

This is currently my baby, spawned from replaying all COD campaigns and consequently reading COD fanfiction - which I didn't even know EXISTED. Can't begin to tell you how happy I am that it does, though.

Based around my female OC, Jennifer Todd, who was pulled out of the middle east just in time to miss the nuke. She later is reunited with her military father, and joins the SAS task force alongside Price, Soap and Gaz. Follows the events of Modern Warfare, only slightly tweaked.

If you read this, please PLEASE review - I am desperate for a bit of feedback on it! Would love to hear if I'm going in the right direction with it as it's a pretty new area for me :)

Chapter 3 in progress.

"A Redemption Like No Other" - Mass Effect - In Progress

'They wouldn't call him Joker. Not now. Joker struggles to cope with the loss of Shepard and the Normandy. He grasps at his only chance of redemption - the Lazarus Project.'
My attempt at a Joker x fem!Shep fic. Starts with the destruction of the Normandy SR1 and follows Joker through the next two painful years of recovery as he eagerly awaits the resurrection of his Commander.

"What The Hell" - Love Actually - Complete

A Fluffy one-shot continuing the concert scene from Love Actually. After the curtain is pulled on Natalie and David, this is how I think it should have happened.

"Trust Doesn't Come So Easy" - Twilight - In Progress

Yes children! I know! Please don't beat me with sticks, the chapter is in progress!

"Badass" - Twilight - In Progress

Again, not really sure where I'm going with this one. I had a few ideas for it, but can't get around to finishing them off. Again, ASAP.

"I'd Lie" - Twilight - In Progress

Was going to be a one-shot Jasper/Bella, but I think it's far too long for that now. . . still in progress as I develop some ideas further on. It was written around the time I was uploading Badass, so I might need to change some of the writing styles used.

"Stranger Things Have Happened" - Harry Potter - In Progress

Draco/Hermione - I haven't had the chance to type up the pages and pages and pages of this story from my notebook, but I will be doing this once all my exams are over.

???? - Harry Potter -In Progress

Fred/Hermione - Fred didn't die in the final battle, he was only severely injured. Hermione saves him with her quick thinking. I can't think of a title!! :( Also have pages etc. of this story to type up, but I keep CHANGING IT! It's annoying me to no end.

???? - Percy Jackson/Clash of the Titans - Complete

Percy/Annabeth one-shot. I can't think of a name for this either! God I suck. After escaping Medusa's clutches with her head, Annabeth reveals the disturbing tale of Medusa's past. Percy discovers a skeleton in his father's closet that will make Percy never look at him the same way again. Based on Medusa's tale from The Clash Of The Titans movie. *needs to by typed up*

As you can see, we're getting there slowly. Not as quickly as I would have liked, but we are getting there.

Okay, so the internet is fixed, the computer is fixed, everything is fixed! I have no excuse for my lack of updates but my laziness and exams. Okay, so that was an excuse, but hey. I need something to work with.

MY PAIRINGS

These are the pairing that I ship. It doesn't necessarily mean that I will be writing stories for these pairings, but they are included in some of mine.

Twilight

Jasper x Bella
Emmett x Rosalie
Carlisle x Bella
Emmett x Bella

The Mediator

Jesse x Susannah
Adam x Cee Cee

Xiaolin Showdown

Raimundo x Kimiko
Jack x Chase

Love Actually

David x Natalie
Marc x Juliet

Harry Potter

Draco x Hermione
Fred x Hermione
young!Sirius x Hermione
young!Remus x Hermione

Mass Effect

Joker x fem!shep
Garrus x fem!shep

Call of Duty

Ghost x OC
MacTavish x OC
Ghost x Roach

The Hunger Games series

Peeta x Katniss
Gale x Katniss

Once Upon A Time

Emma Swan x Hook/Killian Jones
Emma Swan x Neal/Baelfire

Red vs Blue

Grif x Simmons (no I am not even sorry)
Tucker x Wash (I am definitely not sorry)

WARNING: I do tend to swear in my stories. I am very sorry if I offend anyone, but all I can say is don't read if you are easily offended. I also will most likely NOT write any lemons until much later (if at all) as I've never tried my hand at something like that.

I, Infinite Stupidity, do solemnly swear to review all fictions I read, regardless of the number of reviews, it's age, or anything else. Copy and Paste this into your profile page to join the Revolution.

Stop the pairing wars! I, Infinite Stupidity, do solemnly swear not to judge other authors or their stories on the pairings they have used. Paste this into your profile to prevent the prejudice!

NEW INTERESTS UPDATES:

Draco Malfoy is a new guilty pleasure of mine. I can't help it, you know what they say - girls always fall for the douchebags :P

15/05/11 - Alice in Wonderland 2010!!! Best film EVER. Please see for yourself the incredible pairing of Alice Kingsley x Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp.

10/06/11 - I have discovered The Mediator series and the total LOVELINESS of Jess De Silva. New favourite and hottest Hero. Ever.

13/02/13 - I know I'm so far behind everyone else, but The Hunger Games has presented an irresistible pull for my attention. I read the three books in as many days. I know it's fruitless to recommend it since I doubt anyone even reads this, and it's already being crammed down everyone's throats in the media. However, if you have not introduced yourself to the series then please do. You wont regret it.

23/06/13 - So Red vs Blue is a thing. And I'm kinda into that thing. And I now like a gay couple who aren't even gay in canon. So yeah.

30/07/13 - Once Upon A Time has been a guilty vice of mine for almost a year now, and I can't help but love every cheese-filled second of it. And then Killian Jones had to just walk on in and ruin my canon otp forever. So now I like Captain Swan. Bite me.

IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening Credits

Don't Panic - Coldplay

Waking Up

My Little Empire - Manic Street Preachers

First Day At School

Virtual Insanity - Jamiroquai

Making Your New Best Friend

Resolve - Foo Fighters

Falling In Love

No Surface Feeling - Manic Street Preachers

Breaking Up

Crosstown Traffic - Jimmi Hendrix

Prom

Funhouse - P!nk

Graduation

Good Feeling - Flo Rida

Life's Okay

Standing In The Way Of Control - The Gossip

Death Of A Close Friend

God is in the Radio - Queens of the Stone Age

Mental Breakdown

Ms Jackson - Outkast

Driving

Stay Awake - Example

Flashback

I Don't Wanna Know - Fleetwood Mac

Getting Back Together

Telephone - Lady Gaga/Beyonce

Birth Of A Child

In My Place - Coldplay

Wedding Scene

All The Young Dudes - Mott the Hoople

Car Accident

Set Fire to the Rain - Adele

Final Battle

Chop Suey - System of a Down

Death Scene

Foundations - Kate Nash

Funeral Song

Trouble - Coldplay

End Credits

The Descent (Pages 1 & 2) - Manic Street Preachers

Deleted Scenes

Heart of Glass - Blondie

I guess what I can take away from this is that I have far too much Coldplay and Manics on my ipod considering there are 1000 songs available, and these kept coming up on shuffle.

If you think that you ought to belong in Wonderland, copy and paste this into your profile.

If seeing Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland made you realize you are mad and should go become a member of the Mad Tea Party, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think that Alice was a complete moron for leaving Underland after slaying the Jabberwocky, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that ghosts are spirits with unfinished business, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Dr Seuss is a clever man for being able to think up all those rhymes, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that The Lion King is the best Disney animated film EVER, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Maths is a pointless subject after you've learnt the basics (e.g. adding and subtracting), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've noticed that every person Elizabeth Swann kisses is killed, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If in a quiet room, you're the one who always asks "Why's it gone all quiet?", copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you noticed it was a miracle someone didn't come and attack Will and Elizabeth whilst they were kissing during the battle in the third movie, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you weren't satisfied with the ending of AWE; that Jones shouldn't have killed Will, and Bootstrap should have stabbed the heart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't understand why people actually watch Big Brother, copy and paste this into you profile.

Child abuse is very, very real. If you are 100 percent against child abuse and want to help stop it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think people with Autism and/or Asperger Syndrome have feelings and deserve to be treated like human beings, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Age is mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I am NOT, nor will I EVER be, "Lady-like". I am a Tomboy and proud to be one.

Don't hate me because I have OCs. If you think about it, all characters are OCs. So deal with it.

Not all fangirls are rabid, obsessive stalkers. Smart fangirls exist too, you know.

Nine out of ten people support chocolate. And the tenth person is lying.

Soulmates: You don't choose them. If you're lucky, you find them. And when you do, you know.

I'm OK with who I am.

Every body is beautiful, because true beauty is seen not in the exterior, but in the soul. Where you see the loathsome, I see the beautiful.

I support strong female characters. They can kick the boys' butts any day!

Just because I use sarcasm doesn't mean I hate the world, I'm insecure or unhappy. I just use it to make life more humorous. After all, not all sarcasm is angry or bitter.

I'm a supporter of SNOW!

I always read all my comments, even if I don't respond.

Do you believe in ghosts? I do.

I'll live my own life, thank you very much!

No negative comments allowed! Seriously, if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all! I choose to ignore rather than flame. Just because I don't agree with something doesn't make it bad writing/art. We all have different opinions. Deal with it.

I'm glad to be born in the 90's. I would have missed out on a lot, and I mean, A LOT!

I would be writing right now if I didn't have this stupid writer's block!

I refuse to stop doing what I love just because it isn't popular.

We have enough Youth. How about a Fountain of Smart?

Why can't we all just get along? We should be making love, not war. We want peace.

I accept constructive criticism.

Fantasy is my Reality. I wish I can live in my Fantasy because Real Life is boring. I support imagination.

My dreams are better than Reality. Which means I'm going back to sleep.

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

Why does Goofy stand up while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If Wile E. Coyote (Looney Toons) had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

The newscaster is the person that says "Good Evening", then tells you why it's not.

Last night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I thought to myself... "Where the hell is my ceiling!?"

Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

The trouble with life is that there's no background music.

If you think that Jack Sparrow is the BEST pirate out there, copy this.

If Jesse from The Mediator reminds you of Enrique Iglasias, copy and paste this into you profile.

Music is my life. It influences my actions, how I feel about things, and how I feel about myself. Copy and paste if music means as much to you as it does to me.

Dear Parents,
Jasmine ran away with a dirty homeless boy, Snow White lived alone with seven men, Sleeping Beauty was lazy, Cinderella sneaked out to go to a party, Robin Hood was the king of thieves Tarzan walked around almost naked, and Pinocchio was a liar.
Can you blame us? It was how we were raised.

"When the see-saw snaps and splinters your hands, don't come crying to me - I'll only see the good side and say it's a miracle."