Because the movies is the perfect place to put the moves on your meister. (SoulxMaka drabble and one-shot dump. Current Drabble: Soul's arm is caught in the dishwasher and Maka was supposed to be home hours ago. If this isn't a sign he wasn't meant to do chores, Soul doesn't know what is.)

She wanted to bash his face in and tie him up with his own damn piggin' string. Maka Albarn, next in line to inherit her mama's cattle ranch, tries to deal with a new cowboy on her land. Soul/Maka, cowboy!AU. Rated for future content.

After over a half decade at Shibusen, Soul is finally returning home to attend his brother's wedding, bringing his meister with him for moral support. When a misunderstanding forces Soul and Maka to pretend they are in a different sort of partnership, will it lead to fate or folly?

Maka's a detective on a mission, and nothing is going to get in her way. AU! Eventual M and Soul/Maka. Warning for language. *Updated and edited for grammar, awkwardness, consistency...that weird way I used to do dialog and my inability to stick with a tense. The story itself is mostly the same, but I hope that you take a moment to give it a reread and enjoy the new chapter!*

Flash fiction (very short stories) and shorter one-shots centered around Soul and Maka! Expect lots of fluff and irregularity and rare appearances from other characters. Rated M for adult language and content, but there is no explicit smut.

MOVED to ao3.

MOVED to ao3.

This is a series of shorts. In the newest short, "Trouble," Maka Albarn has always spelled trouble for Soul Evans and her exploring his laziness with no shave November is no exception. When she pushes him into playing Santa for sick kids, will they both get more than they bargained for? SoMa fluff.

" In fact, she already had a plan formulating in her head, and it was time to scrap any trace of Eater from this wall. This wall would belong to her in the end, she was freakin' sure of it." Street Art/Tagger AU. Rated for language and future adult content.

SoulMaka - OneShot Collection. Chapter 26 - Angst Prompts: 4 prompts requested on tumblr.

ToraDora!-Inspired AU. College Setting. Eventual SoMa. Some say love strikes like a bolt of lighting, and none know it quite like Maka Albarn and Soul Evans. Unwilling to resign themselves to a life of unrequited pining, they become partners in order to help each other achieve their romantic ambitions. As the school year marches on, the two begin to feel sparks of their own.

Soul promised Maka's mom that he would protect her if he ever found her. But when Maka's mom died without telling Soul how Maka looks like, how is Soul supposed to find her?

Newest: coffeehouse dragons. The barista is gorgeous, has cheekbones that you could cut glass one and he's kind of adorkable. Only problem is? He reeks of smoke.

Soul Eater oneshot collection, mostly from tumblr prompts and mostly SoMa. Ratings vary. Latest: 'Studying Sucks'. Maka likes to study. Soul does not. Obviously, he does his best to distract her. College AU prompt for anonymous. Very NSFW warnings.

Hacker AU. "I SAID I'm not opening the vault for you!" she spat. The white haired man chuckled darkly, still pulling her to the back of the building, away from the other tellers. "Who said I needed you to do that?"

This is a collection of smutty little shorts. The latest, "Softness and Steel," is just a bit of Soul x Maka poetry.

This is basically the dumping ground for all my random SoMa oneshots. Current: After their experiences in the Book of Eibon, Soul and Maka need to have a serious talk.

Drabble dump; most if not all taking place within the comfort of their own home. SoMa, various genres and pairings. Forever labeled as complete.

We don't like each other, true; but, we don't hate each other as well. This is a story about how we're suddenly tied to each other. Our crazy marriage. Sweet baby shinigami... AU *rated M for stuff*

A dumping ground of SoMa prompts and drabbles. 30: In which Soul should really start rethinking some of his decisions

Dogwalker AU. Soul thinks he can handle walking Oni. He can't.

They're just coworkers. Maybe best friends. Except the entire office thinks they're dating and there's a betting pool on when they're going to get married. But no really, they're just coworkers! (No they aren't).

[Resbang SE fandom 2014 entry!] Maka Albarn is a spaceship captain, and she scrapes out a living by means both legal and not- but when Imperium, the military government that rules the entire solar system, begins to cause more trouble than usual, she knows the only thing to do is fight despite overwhelming odds. [!Major char death.]

Steampunk London, 1895. Soul Eater is Death City's best in the accelocycle races, but when a talented new racer appears on the scene, he can't help but wonder if there's more to him than meets the eye. Written for ResBang 2014. Cover art by internetfeet

Resbang 2014. Genderbend AU. Long, choppy white hair. Unfocused red eyes. Sharp teeth. Yep, Soul woke up the same girl she went to bed as. So why can't she or any of her friends figure out why everything feels so wrong? And what's up with the constant, nagging sensations of deja vu?

After a night of grief, Soul Evans awakens to discover that while intoxicated he managed to summon a powerful demon...to be his friend. Maka is friendly and compassionate, but there is something haunting her, something that scares and intrigues him. When a figure from Maka's past comes back for revenge, his life is turned upside. Completely. Resbang 2014 entry. Full summary inside.

Soul is a man-made demon, built from lost body parts of other demons. His life has always been a game of cat-and-mouse. Then he met Maka, a human with a strange soul, and everything both came together and fell apart. [The Recipe for Gertrude AU] [ResBang 2014]

For Resbang 2014. "Best friends help each other however they can, right?" – In which Maka Albarn initiates a friends-with-benefits arrangement with close friend, Soul Evans, and through a series of sexual mishaps, realizes they may not be so different in their wants after all.

Her father always used to tell her that her hair was the color of the sand, and her eyes the shade of the glass on the shore. She was as much a part of her small town as the sea, until the boy with the shark teeth appeared and shattered the place where she stood frozen in time. Soul/Maka. Beach-town AU. Resbang 2014 entry.

Resbang 2014 - On a planet funded by bloodshed, to be a gladiator is to be great. However, when a girl who was never supposed to be one is stuck with a very reluctant partner… well, things get a little crazy. SoulMaka.

Maka thought she had no need to worry about being chosen for the Hunger Games. Her name was in the reaping the least amount of times possible for someone her age, and her father was a victor. It should have been impossible. But it wasn't. When she is chosen as the female tribute for District Eleven she is thrust into the Games. The masquerade has begun. For resbang 2014

Hooking up with a stranger at her childhood friend's wedding hadn't been Maka's plan, nor had she planned on being so hung up on him after that night. It had been just sex after all, even if he had been endearingly awkward and cute and had flirted with her via pastries. Maybe she should have at least asked for his last name as well. Written for Resbang 2014!

Grace Skinner's intuitive powers are almost beyond belief. All the same, Connor and Risa deserve a perspective of their own for their scene in UnSouled. This oneshot depicts their reunion in UnSouled - close to what Grace imagined, but all their own.

The circus is in town and strange things are afoot, not the least of which is the sudden disappearance of Maka's father and horse. When she finds her stolen horse at the circus, her attempt to steal him back goes wrong and a strange red-eyed pianist catches her in the act. Something's very wrong, her father is still missing, and now she's trapped in a terrifying new world.

He's got a John Bender complex and she's Head Cheerleader, Class President, and a Grade A Nerd to boot. An unlikely couple for sure, especially since they hate each other's guts. Just your cliche high school AU.

My fills for the 30 Day OTP Challenge featuring SoMa. Ratings are mostly T but some will go up to M.

He loved her like the orchid that sat on his grandmother's windowsill. AU.

Soul Eater Discworld AU. Maka, a young witch in training, isn't exactly sure how to hold a conversation with a talking scythe, but she'll do her best. Meanwhile, how did he get that way in the first place, and why are her friends going on adventures without telling her what they're up to? Eventual SoulxMaka.

"They've always had a sort of rebound when it came to each other." Latest oneshot- Murphy's Law, in which Soul gets himself a nickname.

'I'm ugly, it takes an idiot not to see that.' Breast-Implant AU

Ghost/Haunted House AU! Maka Albarn wasn't entirely surprised when weird things started happening. If anyone had cared enough to ask her about it beforehand, she would've bet money on something like this occurring. Her first step in this place sent shivers running up and down her spine and left her wondering what her deranged father had gotten them into now...

Short Story. Modern AU. Sometimes wishes aren't answered by falling stars but that doesn't mean one should shy away from getting lost in black holes.

There's a little bit of devil in her angel eyes. — Soul/Maka, burlesque AU.

Scotland is wet and cold and rough. Maka is rational and headstrong and Soul is obligatorily disinterested and idle, but do these still apply when they've crossed the Atlantic?

In which Soul is nearing his breaking point regarding Maka and her summer clothes. [twoshot]

"No way, man. Don't do it. Seriously, stay away from her." A new student takes an interest in Maka one night at a party, and, well... "Her weapon is freaking SOUL EATER." SoMa, oneshot!

A compilation of the prompts for SoMa NSFW Week 2014.

She's a florist and is about to get her first major request for a wedding. Her ex-boyfriend's wedding. The one she only dumped a year ago. AU. SoulxMaka.

FMA AU. Soul was due back to Maka Albarn's Automail because he had busted up his arm. Again. In which Soul and Maka are childhood-friends-turned-kishin-hunter-and-automail-worker respectively; Tsubaki had observed them both and decided to play love doctor. SoMa. Oneshot.

Risa has never truly loved anyone before. But at this harvest camp, with Connor Lassiter, she's willing to let her guard down, and make the end of her life as she knows it the best that it can possibly be. Risa's perspective of the bathroom scene in Unwind. Rated T for kissing and thoughts on unwinding and death.

Maka Albarn does not take flack. From anybody. Never mind some moronic juniors.

It concerned their friends that they never told each other what they felt. It concerned the both of them that maybe, they have not sent their message and that maybe, they misunderstood what they were. The moment of the obvious truth is... one awkward conversation on a couch? - Late post for SoMa week - Day 7: First 'I Love You'.

They both had their wounds but they were each other's bandage. - A late post for SoMa week - Day 6: Bandages

Because friendship, partnership, and love are rarely smooth, but always worth it. This is a collection of stories for SoMa week 2014. In the seventh and final story, "First I Love You (or Of Texting and Underpants)," nothing says "I Love You" like a drunk serenade.

SoMa week - Day 5! Pointless fluff, a half-naked meister and wounds: Soul just like making Maka feel pampered and loved.

A collection of oneshots for SoMa Week 2014. Chapter 2 is decidedly M-rated, all other chapters are a safe T. Day 7: First I love you. "Soul had always loved her... he just hadn't always known in what way."

Soma Week 2014. A series of encounters between a certain Officer Evans and pre-law student Maka Albarn. Who also just so happens to the daughter of Captain Albarn...his boss.

SoMa Week - Day 4: Loyalty - - - As time went by, he saw something in Soul that he never saw in himself. - Spirit Albarn

SoMa Week 2014 - Day 3: Insanity - - - No matter what happens, she swore she'll always pull him back.

Soul just processed everything Maka just said. He stared at her like a fish out of water and pondered on the many things that spilled out of his meister's mouth. There were a few points he'd like her to elaborate. "Did you just ramble about my nosebleeds?" He asked. - Maka wondered why Soul's nose never bleeds when it comes to her. *SoMa Week; Day 2: Nosebleed*

Before he slept, the last thing on his mind was: "I don't think we're just roommates. We're soul mates." - Day 1 Happy SoMa week!

Soul, a fallen general, is on the run. Searching for the place in his dream; not knowing where his path may take him or who he will meet; he travels blindly - encountering fierce foes and forming binding relationships. Give this story a chance, you may be pleasantly surprised. SoMa /more by request. AU. M for violence/gore and maybe lemons much later.

A letter for every story! With clever comebacks, corny-but-cute statements, and nosebleeds just around the corner, what could go wrong in the world of Soul and Maka? SoulxMaka!

In which Maka, a desperate and confused computer programmer, tries to fix her crashed computer and discovers that her security software is a little overfriendly. SoMa. AU. Heavy influences from both Tron and every Glitch Mob song in existence.

AU: It all started with a car wash. He saw her every Friday at 5:30 washing her car like clockwork. Simply from the tiny clues he was given from this activity, he created a perfect image of her. She had merely become the image on which he based his fantasies. Then, he met her and it did not quell his desire. If anything, he liked her more. Came for the body, stayed for the brain.

Ever dreamt of that perfect pizza delivery guy showing up at your doorstep? Maka can't really sympathize, since he's working at the neighboring cash register, and left her with the one that has the receipt paper jams. Lazy asshole. Pizzeria AU. Cheesy, and you don't know the half of it.

Due to events beyond his control, Crona is forced to become Patty's babysitter. Crack-tastic adventures ensue. Homocidal punks, band battles, and mysterious cults, oh my! The biggest struggle of all for the duo, however, is learning how to deal with each other. Rated M for language and themes. Safe for those who are allergic to citrus.

Because they knew being parents wasn't going to be easy. Sequel to Untouchable.

AU: Maka is battling cancer, bored as life continues on seemingly without her as she fights for her life. Then, with a knock on her hospital wall, she meets Soul, a boy who can't remember anything. Can she help him remember who he is? SoMa. Lemons.

"X marks the spot, Robin." The taunt makes Maka's blood boil; this thief was asking for a world of hurt from the teenaged hero. He'd stolen something of hers, and the Girl Wonder wanted it back. (Teen Titans AU)

Soul starts to show an interest in Maka Albarn, a nerdy girl that thinks only about school, for his own amusement; a bet to make her fall in love with him. But instead, he is the one that ends up falling for her. That's how everything got started. AU.

"He makes his arm a scythe and holds it between them, against her throat, 'I know that you don't appreciate anything! You're blind, Maka.'" It all begins with a postcard. So/Ma love/fluff. Rating may change.

As long as he loves me, I'm happy. Those are the thoughts that keep her in madness. After all, it's all for him, isn't it? Yandere!Patty, PattyxCrona. Warning, slightly OOC. T for language and gore.

Maka works at a maid in a maid cafe. Soul is the heir to a huge record company. What will happen as their fates intertwine? AU.

Maka Albarn lived a happy life, until the sudden death of her mother, which completely broke her. She is sixteen and is starting to suspect that her mother did not die from natural causes, but was murdered. As she collects evidence and tries to uncover the murderer, will she get side tracked by a pesky bad boy and love? A Who Did It story, complete with romance and wild poppies. AU

A sudden tragedy threatens to rip apart Maka's life, and she has no idea how to cope- she didn't think she'd be dealing with a dead parent for decades, but now she's alone in the world, and it stings, despite all of Soul's attempts at comfort. Can his love help her rise past herself and her pride, or will she fall to the grief and stay locked alone for life?

Run your fingers through my soul, guide your lips to mine, and share your skin with me. Together, our vinculum will grow.

Maka and Soul are sent on a mission by Shibusen which would result in their acquiring the final soul that they need to finally reach Death Scythe status - the soul of a witch. They have been warned that the witch is not one to be underestimated, but will Maka have the resolve to not rush in?

As she deals with the husband, she tries not to over-analyze how her partner has no issue going after the children first, how his attention snaps to their quicker movements, how, overnight, he has become eerily efficient at avoiding their fangs. ZombieAU. SoulxMaka

Soul knows that what he feels for that pig-tailed mortal girl is unhealthy. He desires her blood, but somehow he wants even more than that. He wants her whole being. He wants that smell of cinnamon milk, wet forest, and his father's jacket. He wants to remember. Vampire AU!

"What'd you wish for?" Soul asked, genuinely curious. "You can't tell wishes to other people, or else they won't come true," Maka sighed.

After a failed suicide attempt Maka Albarn is sent to the Death City Mental Institution for Troubled Teens in order to fight off her depression and a mysterious boy with crimson eyes just might be the medicine she needed. Modern Day AU, many pairings, possible trigger warning.

After a brutal fight that leaves Soul badly injured, meister and weapon must find a way to rebuild together. Soul/Maka.

She is afraid, hiding in an alley, and he holds the key to never knowing fear again. Can she take that step? Male!CronaxPatty. "Crotty"

AU: Maka is senior in high school, and goes to visit her friend Tsubaki at Shibusen University for Halloween weekend. She's come to have fun, but she gets more than she bargained for when she makes friends with a really sweet guy with white hair and red eyes. rated M for future lemons and limes.

A series of romantic vignettes in the lives and relationship of Connor and Risa, unseen moments that, logically, could have occurred. Takes place between Unwind and UnWholly, possibly some during UnWholly in later chapters. Probable fluff.

It's hard to sleep with the lights on for Soul. It's harder when he has to sleep with his meister. It's hardest when she's being stubborn but, it's all worth it. Why? Ask Soul. 1st fic for my word request series! :D M for slight lime

AU The land of Adalon once again finds its nations on the brink of war and the Hunt of Souls is not helping matters. Prince Soul "Eater" Evans is forced to participate in the ghastly event and happens to capture the prize, the unusual and mysterious Maka Albarn. They soon discover a threat to the land of Adalon. Can Soul, Maka, and friends stop its descent into darkness?

Bits and pieces of SoMa, ranging from sweet to kinky. Word challenge in partnership with GlitterGoat

Every month has a special day, but this popular pair has moments that make these days even more special. Join them along with the rest of crew for fun times all year round. So if you don't mind 5 year olds, & the pulling of pigtails, let the cuteness begin!

Soul has carried a torch for Maka for years. The combination of the worst part time job ever, an overheard conversation, and Black*Star in charge of Thanksgiving dinner may just work in Soul's favor to give him something to be thankful for.

"We encounter a kishin. Pff! That happens almost everyday. Are you tired of that story? Well, I'll tell you about this one time when my meister and I encountered this odd kishin. Everything went wild after that." -Soul. I do not own Soul Eater! Please give it a read. Lemon inside though. You've been warned..

One-shot, set a few years after the book. On a late night in Santa Fe, Connor realizes his phone is dead, but knows how important it is to call Risa and check up on things. ConnorxRisa.

Soul has everything going for him to woo Maka. Mood music, cheesy serenade, romantic gift, witch's death curse-say what!

Soul Eater Evans has a dirty little secret. Underneath his cool exterior lurks another personality, one that he shares with Maka and only Maka.

AU. Maka is an antisocializing nerd and has only 3 friends plus 1 childhood friend. She gets all nervous when she talks to other people and can even faint because of a trauma she had when she was young. She didn't want to change but now she is willing to do it after meeting a delivery boy. A cool one.

When Maka unearths a skeleton from Shinigami's closet, an unspeakable horror is found to be set upon the world- Apathy, something far worse than Insanity. What does any of this have to do with the mysterious books Maka is ordered to burn? Or the wicked man behind the curtain with skeletons of his own? Any -or all- of this could bring the world to its knees. ON HIATUS.

He was an enigma, a mystery, a puzzle meant to be left inside the box, never intended to be touched or attempted. But somehow, she had managed to solve him. Male!Crona/Patty, short, fluffy, possibly dumb.

AU: Maka- a famous cop. Soul- a famous murderer. When Maka arrests him, she takes a detour before he goes to jail. Now, Soul will find himself trapped in a world of hatred and wrath that he didnt know existed. A world scary enough to make headlines. R&R

AU/ Maka must live with the horrors of her past mistakes everyday. She deals with the solitude the best she can. All Death Officers must. But a new killer arises and her past comes back to haunt her, threatening to destroy everything she believes in.

"A person can only be so clueless. But recent events suggested that that observation did not apply to the headstrong Death Scythes of the world." Maka's frustration and Soul's oblivion lead life in an unpredictable direction. Smut, stupidity, silliness

OneShot. "Winry let out a little shriek when she was dragged back against a hard body...." When Granny and Al are away, the alchemist and mechanic will play. Rated 'M' for citrus; please respect the rating.

When Connor is asked to write a letter to someone he loves, he chooses his Mother and Father... But who does Risa choose? - A One Shot of Risa's Letter.