Profile Information that I don't know if anyone really cares about

Name: Something that kind of sounds like AhnKiwi... a bit I guess.

Age: The square root of 196 and soon to be the square root of 225 Q v Q yeah I hate math too.

Gender: I like to think of myself as the manliest man there is, but some people like to call me a female.

Address: HAHA NO WAY I'M SAYING THIS. But I live somewhere in NYC and yeah. That's all I'm saying. I don't want to be hunted down or anything.

I like writing mainly about SOMA HUEHUEHUE but maybe one day I shall extend my roots to other places of the fanfiction realm.

So I guess somebody must've noticed that I've changed my username :3 but no worries I'm still alive and here and I do have to say that I SHALL FINISH ALL OFF MY FANFICS ONE WAY OR ANOTHER

That sounds slightly scary Q A Q but don't worry it means I'm just gonna get myself working!

So it's time for updates on my fanfics and my life because like to think that everyone cares about that hehe... (i know the truth, you people just want your fluff but that's okay cuz i'm like that too)

FAQ AND UPDATES ALL IN ONE PART WHEEEEEEEEE

Are you going to finish everything that you've already started writing?

Yes, I plan to do so, and I shall make them brilliant and fluffy like marshmallows o v o but I can't give you guys exact update dates because I'm an extreme procrastinator who only writes on an impulse. And by that I mean that I write most of the stuff that I do at around 1-3 am because that's just exactly when I'm a creative little butterfly.

When is the lemon extension of Are You Nervous Yet? coming out?

Now this is a bit of a difficult question. I love reading lemons, they're so... unf. But as much as I love to read them, they are pretty hard to write without having a flushed face and a ... "wild" imagination? But anyways, as soon as I get an inspiration to make it a wonderful lemon pack full of the unf that everyone wants, then I shall post it. I have a lot of time on my hands this summer and I intend to use it to the greatest extent, when I'm not procrastinating of course. I mean there's not much else I can do this summer. I can't swim because I don't know how, or ride a bike for the same reason. All the summer fun is for people who actually go outside and get tan while I shrivel up into a ball of shame in the corner of sadness in my room while the slight light from the blinds burns me- but that's a topic for another time.

Are you going to release new stuff?

Yup, of course. I quite like reading and writing fanfiction, although I have to say I haven't found a really good one in a while, and it seems everyone has just been busy. Or maybe because I've been away for so long, I've just become a geezer on this site, which is actually pretty cool, but it makes me feel so old and not up to date. Q A Q but I actually am quite a noob. Maka the Maid was actually the first fanfiction I ever wrote and published, and not a lot of people know this fact because I was kind of sick of people saying it was their first fanfiction and what not. I'm not saying that's a bad thing, but if you're gonna publish something, make it as good as you would want your second or third work to be, y'know. However, it does hold a place of pride in my heart as all my stories do and I'll make room in my heart for more of them to come :D

Why don't you respond to reviews anymore?

Okay, this is one of the things that have been on my mind. As much as I want to respond to every single one of you, it's kind of difficult to seeing that I have things to do, and whenever I write, it's usually pretty late, and it wasn't always this way. I used to write in the afternoon or early evening and then I would publish and then wait for reviews (because I'm just that obsessed with you guys) and then respond as they come. Or I would be writing the latest chapter and be looking back on reviews when I'm done to put them on the bottom author's note. However, as I said, I write extremely late into the night now. Usually 1-3 AM. As much as I would like to respond to you all, by that time, my creativity has become low again and all the adrenaline from typing is starting to wear off. I usually try to put the more important info first and then some other stuff, but that's all the energy I really have late at night. I will try my best to respond to what reviews that I get through PM and sometimes if I ever write early enough, I'll put them at the bottom. Sorry about this guys, but every review is important to me, and it really does mean a lot when someone takes the time out of their day to leave a meaningful message, or even just a short one to encourage me to write more. You guys mean a lot to me, and I'm sorry I've been gone so long, but I'll try my best to get back to where I was a year ago _

I don't really have any other updates so um yeah. Here's to more stories and lemon and non lemon fun _ if I do ever decide on an update time, I'll just post it here.