'Welcome to a world where the air I breathe is mine

Nothing to overwhelm me and nothing to cloud my mind

Be anyone, do anything I'd ever want to try

Time doesn't exist here.'

Celldweller - Own Little World

So who the hell am I?

I'm Sassy, 27 years old. I'm a studying scientist, Drum & Bass DJ and amateur writer. Jack of all trades, most likely master of none.

My big passions in life? The military, music and personal fitness. Not always in that order. :) If I'm not plugged into my iPod then I'm usually asleep. I'd do the really cliche thing of listing my music tastes to show that I'm eclectic but I'd be here for forever and a day. :P

I write a bit of everything but mostly its Call of Duty, Fallout 3, Mass Effect and Assassin's Creed. Slash, het I read and write it all. One guarantee I can make is that my writing will possess a healthy dose of cursing, sex and violence. Sorry folks, it's how I'm wired. :P

I also beta for any of the fandoms that I write for. I'm not arrogant enough to think that I'm a literary expert, I just like being able to lend a hand every so often. For full details, check out my beta profile or throw me a message. :)

Like what you read? Then send me a review/message. I don't bite honest. Or, if you're into your social networking, feel free to look me up on tumblr, just search sassysatsuma. :)

-x-Sass-x-

The wonderful women in my fanfiction dot net life:

MisMot: My CoD beta extraordinaire. Many writing related panics have been avoided thanks to this kind woman's counsel at 3am. :)

Duvalia: Amazing writer in her own right, as well as being my brilliant collab co-writer. If you're feeling open minded about Roach/Soap slash, check out our fic "I Hate Everything About You". :)

UrgentOrange: Aside from being a ridiculously talented writer herself, she gives me the opportunity to beta her brilliant Price POV series "Thanatos Denied". An awesome read. :)