Hey everyone!!!

My favorite color is turquisose.

If you like any of the stories I write give me any kinds of comments or reviws are expected (even its a flame).

Favorite Music

Anything, i'm willing to try new things all the time

Favorite Movies

i love Titanic(lol), and Bartok the Maginficant( the songs are so catchy), Pirates Of The Carribean, and the Mummy!!

Favorite TV show

Scooby do all the way ( don't judge cuz he's awsome) and NCIS, White Collar, and crimnal minds:)

Life Quote

"seize every chance you get, because if you dont you never know what you'll miss"

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Yaaaay kitty!

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
signature to help him gain world domination! p.s. I got this off of someone's profile, but how is that a kitty? I don't see it.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

Sexy is here because I am here.

On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping. (why?! will it eat me?!).

On a bag of Fritos!
..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On T-Rat (Military food):
Its not for Human Consumption, Animals and Military Use only... (Umnn yeah... isn't military also human)

Did you know? Before you go to sleep at night there is 1 person from the opposite rainbow, thinking of you, they want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they're always thinking about you before they go to sleep at night and they are longing to be with you. This is all true not fake. If you repost this on your page within 5 mins, that person who is longing to approach you will approach you in a month and ask you out or grab you and kiss you but if you break this chain no one will like you or ask you out for 45 years

You know you live in 2011 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take Facebook pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. When you see a stuffed animal, you immediately squeeze it's paw to make it start singing/dancing/talking.

4. When it doesn't do anything, you get mad at it for being broken.

6. You find yourself just standing in front of your door, waiting for it to open automatically.

7. When it doesn't, you search the side of the door for an "open" button.

8. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have IM/Facebook/MySpace.

9. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

10. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

11. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

12. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

13. You were too busy to notice number five.

14. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

15. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good if you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

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(='.'=)This is Bunny. Copy
(")_(")and paste this bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination!

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

-so, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

-when Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? who likes lemons?

-when Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

-when Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

-i live in my own little world. but it's ok, they know me there

-your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the ABC's song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune... (I found that out by reading this, sad i know)

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (who doesn't talk to themselfs weird people thats who)

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

He says I love you, I sneezed and said "Sorry I'm allergic to bullshit."

Boy: You hit like a girl. Girl: You could too if you hit a bit harder.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Don'y play games with a girl who can play better.

When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"

I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow

"Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again

To put it nicely, I hope you choke

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

The world is cruel... get used to it!

Not all scars fade, not all wounds heal.

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

A day without sunshine is like... night.

A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!

Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

Feeding my pet old person right now...!

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you!

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this into your profile. Lets start a list of the words: My, who, me, how

If you haven't died yet copy this onto your profile

If you've ever argued with yourself and lost copy this onto your profile

Best Friends

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!..

She's my best friend. You break her heart I break your face.

Best friends don't let you do stupid things...alone.

A good friend lets you dance with your boyfriend, a best friend yells at him and screams "NO SHE'S MINE."

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler? Education is important, school is another story.

School and jail have one difference: Jail food doesn't kill you.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if you still hate them, you're a mile away and you just jacked their shoes.

I ran with scissors and lived.

When you don't get my friends and my jokes, it's not only a "you had to be there", its also a "you have to as retarded as us" (or just me...)

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."

"The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."

"Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have the film."

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?

Why is it the TWELVE days of Christmas when there is only one day of Christmas?

Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?

When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do you call a girl that is named after her mother?

Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?

What happens if you put 'this side up' face down while popping microwave popcorn?

How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation

Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?

When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back.

Silence is golden but duck tape is silver

You know it's a bad day when you fall out of bed and you miss the floor.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy! -Dory from Finding Nemo

I can resist anything but temptation.

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide.

I don't obsess, I think intensely.

24 Things I owe to my Mother

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you two are going to kill each other, at least do it outside. I just finished cleaning!"

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week."

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you aren't coming to the store with me!"

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.

6. My mother taught IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"Your room looks like a tornado went through there!"

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it too!"

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like a toddler!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children around the world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home!"

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You're going to get it when we get home!"

17. My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to stay that way!"

18. My mother taught me about ESP.

"Put your sweater on! Don't you think I know when you're cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When the lawnmower cuts off you toes, don't come crying to me!"

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"Why do you have to be like me."

22. My mother taught me about MY ROOTS.

"Shut that door! Do you think you were raised in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you're my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me JUSTICE.

"One day you'll have kids, and they'll turn out just like you!"