Edited as of May 2013:

Seeing as how I haven't really edited this thing since I first signed up six years ago this Saturday, I figured that now would be a good time to do so. I removed a majority of the things that were on here, leaving only the quotes and copy/paste things that still apply.

A note on all my stories:

Due to the fact that I started writing them all when I was in middle-school/freshman year of high school and has been six years since, I honestly no longer have any inspiration for them and have lost the majority of the notes I had on them somewhere in the mess of my room. It also doesn't help that they're all about shows that I've not even watched in at least a couple years (aside from the Twilight story; honestly, I've long since been disenchanted by the series and have no interest what-so-ever in ever reading the books again, let alone finish that fanfic), and while I love the shows, I just don't have the same excitement about them any more.

The only stories I've even worked on in the past two years were an Ouran-Furuba crossover that I hadn't even posted (but might if I ever finish the part from middle to end--I've written out the ending and the first half but am stuck on how to bridge them together with all the things I want to happen as well as flesh out the first part some more) and an original story that emerged from the first fic I posted here, Her Secrets.

A note about my favorites list:

I only add stories to the list that are either a) complete, b) a one-shot/drabble series, or c) haven't been updated in so long that there is a high chance that they never will be.

Danny Phantom Quotes

Danny: Sam, hide!
Sam: No time! (Pushes Danny into the bushes)
Valerie: (Valerie flies to where Danny is) No escaping me now, ghost boy! (Sees Danny and Sam kissing)
Sam: Aaah! Do you mind?!
Valerie: Ah, gross, loser love! I always knew you two geeks would end up together. (Valerie flies off)
Sam: That sounded like Valerie. (Looks at Danny, who is smiling) Uh, Danny, you didn't think it was a real kiss, did you?
Danny: (Nervously) No! Why, did you? (Scene changes to school)
Tucker: Wait. You guys kissed?
Danny & Sam: No, it was a "fake-out make-out"!!
Tucker: But that still has the words, "make" and "out" in it, right? Maybe I should try that on... (Bumps into Valerie) Valerie! Hi! (To Danny & Sam; pushy) Okay, guys, see ya.

Danny: I still don't get why we're not affected by Ember's music.
Sam: Maybe be cause of your ghost powers and my...
Danny: Individuality or intelligence?
Sam: I was gonna say "utter disdain for anything popular" but okay. You really think I'm smart?

Danny: I don’t get it, this Ember McLean comes out of nowhere and suddenly she’s the biggest thing since MP3s. I -- It’s so...
Sam: (Interrupts) Infuriating how mindless prepackaged corporate bubblegum is preventing true musical artists from being heard?
Danny: I was gonna say weird, but, uh, okay!

Danny: (Meditating) Sam... Sam... Sam...
(Sam taps on the window)
Danny: SAM! You snuck out to see me! Oh, this is just like Romeo and Juliet, except I'm the one on the balcony and I can understand everything we're saying!

(Danny is staring at Sam and moving towards her)
Sam: I know that look. That's that same longing puppy-dog stare you give Paulina.
Danny: (Still going towards Sam) Who's Paulina?
Sam: That's a pleasant side-effect!

Tucker: (To Danny & Sam) Man, it's about time! I always knew you two would end up together!
Sam: We're NOT together! Ember put him under some kind of spell.
Tucker: So, you don't want to end up together?
Sam: I don't know, maybe, but not like this!

(After Ember is defeated Danny and Sam hug, then they both blush)
Sam: (To Danny) I guess Ember's spell hasn't quite worn off yet.
Tucker: But you were never under Ember's spell.
(Sam elbows Tucker)

Mr. Lancer: (To Danny & Sam) Not so fast. You two lovebirds may be the only students left in the entire school...
Danny & Sam: WE'RE NOT LOVEBIRDS!
Mr. Lancer: But that's not going to stop me from giving you an education! (Drags them off; Danny phases him & Sam through his grip; he sees them gone) Lord of the Flies! They're slipping right through my hands!

Sam: (controlled) Stay, Danny. Stay and rule with me.
Danny: I always thought you ruled, Sam. Just...not like this. I'll be back, and I'll save you, and everyone. I promise!

(Danny uses his freezing power to create a diamond and gives it to Sam)
Sam: Whoa, what's this for?
Danny: I'm just glad that you're okay.
(Both gazing at each other)

Teen Titans Quotes (at the moment only a few)

Raven: Having that thing inside you doesn't make you a monster. Knowing when to let it out is what makes you a man.
Beast Boy: Hmm, maybe you should call me BeastMan from now on.
Raven: We're having a moment here, don't ruin it.
Beast Boy: BeastDude?

Beast Boy: (Knocks on Raven's door) Raven? It's me. Look, I'm sorry?
Raven: For what? You're not the one who.
Beast Boy: No, I'm sorry that...he broke your heart.
Raven: (About Malchior)I know it was all a lie, but he was the only person that made me feel like I wasn't... creepy. And don't try to tell me I'm not.
Beast Boy: Okay, fine, you're way creepy, but that doesn't mean you have to stay locked in your room. You think your alone, Raven, but you're not.
(Raven comes out of her room and hugs Beast Boy.)

Moonlight Quotes

Mick: Hey, and don't forget - I'm your only friend who doesn't like you just for your money.
Josef: That's true. Sad, but true.

Josef: Look. I know you have morals and scruples and that's fine. Sort of. But you are not the man I on occasion pretend to respect if you don't get this under control. I hear you have a soft spot for the mortal ones, a fascination with all the charming things they do while listening to the tick tick tick of their own looming demise. That's fine. That's good. Everyone needs a hobby.

Josef: It's a reporter from Buzzwire, she started this whole killer vampire thing. A Beth-somebody.
Mick: Turner.
Josef: You know her?
Mick: Yeah, we did some breaking and entering together.
Josef: Well, you, my friend, must get her to stop.
Mick: What do you mean? Like she's driving along and suddenly her car explodes?
Josef: I was thinking you ask her nicely, but fielder's choice.

Journalist: So, you sleep in a coffin?
Mick: No, that's a old wives tale, I sleep in a freezer! And while we're on the subject: garlic is tasty on pizza.
Journalist: Does it repel you?
Mick: It repels my dates sometimes! Toss holy water on me, I get wet. Crucifixes, ok, if you like that kind of thing. Oh, and I definitely can't turn into a bat. That'd be cool though, wouldn't it?

Josef: (watching the news) Vampire experts. Beautiful. Now we got the food mouthing off about the farmer.

Mick: And wait in the car means?
Beth: Yeah, cause that worked out so well last time.

Mick: Blood is life for vamps and humans alike. It warms us and thrills us; helps us heal. But vampires will always be jealous of the living-- like renters versus owners— You can make your own blood. We’ve got to beg, borrow and work it into the budget.

Mick: (voice over) When I get thirsty, I start to see blood everywhere. Even the damn tomato juice made me think that maybe I'd found a vamp-friendly vending machine.

Mick: What do you do when the one thing you need to save your life is the one thing that would make life unbearable?

Mick: (voice over) Maybe it's the sum of a million coincidences we don't quite control that brings us to a particular place at a particular time, or maybe it's the choices we make, the actions we take. If there's one thing I've learned in 85 years, it's that what we want doesn't always matter. (Mick and Beth kiss.) What we want doesn't always matter, but then again, sometimes it's all that does.

Mick: (voice over) If I've learned anything in 85 years it's that what we want, doesn't really matter. You can want to get from here to there. You can want to be on time. You can want to avoid someone for their own good, say because you drank their blood out in the desert. But if the universe wants something different, you can run but you can't hide. (runs into Beth and Josh)

Mick: He's a kid, maybe 16 years old.
Beth: Sixteen?
Mick: Well, going on 200. I saw a picture.
Beth: Ugh, awkward age.

Josef: (about Lola) We've had this on-again/off-again thing for a hundred years or so. She came back into town a couple of weeks ago, so it's on again. Until she disappears.
Mick: (laughs) That's what you get for dating older women.
Josef: It's better than dating a human.
Mick: Beth and I are not...

(Mick and Beth are going to enter the club Valis)
Beth: You're gonna do that vampire jumping thing, aren't you?
Mick: I don't have a chip.
Beth: Just being human is so lame.
Mick: (smirks) I know, but you wear it well.

Josef: And...did Beth recognize this Coraline?
Mick: No!
Josef: Well, if it really was the woman who kidnapped her as a child, I think that Beth would have a few opinions about it.
Mick: Beth doesn't remember me from back then, and I'm the one who rescued her! What do you remember from when you were four?
Josef: It was 1603, Mick, it's reasonable it would be a little hazy!

Mick: (Voiceover) The longer you live, the more surprises you get. You’d think you would come to expect the unexpected, but you don’t.

Beth: (about Mick letting Audrey stay with Beth at his place) This is really nice of you.
Mick: Mi casa, su casa. That’s Spanish, by the way, for "Keep her out of my stuff."

Beth: I just wished ... I just wished he'd talked to me.
Mick: First I murder my wife, and then I stalk you. It just gets better and better huh?
Beth: No. I could have lived my life in fear. But somehow I always felt safe. Now I know why.
Mick: Now you know why it can never work.
Beth: All I know is, ever since I met you, I've stopped using the word "never".

Beth: (to Mick) It’s ironic. Audrey’s demon was in prison and she never felt safe. The police never found the woman who took me, but somehow I always felt safe.

(As Mick is leaving)
Mick: I would recommend not going into the office.
Beth: Okay
Mick: Okay… Or upstairs. Or through the grey door
Beth: Wow, this all sounds so Alice in Wonderland!
Mick: Beware of the bottles that say drink me, okay?

Josef: (about Sarah) And for months, I thought I was keeping my secret from her, but then I discovered that she knew. She knew... And she didn't care. That was the happiest day of my life.
Beth: So you were in love with her.
Josef: I wasn't looking for it, believe me. The longer we were together, the more I began to think that the whole reason I became a vampire was... You know, so I could live long enough to meet her.

Josef: Are you gonna stand there all day or you gonna help me to find out who killed me.

Mick: All these years Josef; you were ranting about how it can never work between us and humans.
Josef: Well, what happened to Sarah is proof that I'm right.
Mick: Josef Konstantin in love? That's proves that anything is possible.
Josef: Love can show you part of yourself that you never knew existed.
Mick: Or part that you thought you lost forever.

Mick: I know you're angry that I didn't turn Josh, but I didn't kill him. Huerta killed him. Tejada killed him. Beth, his job killed him. You can't blame me for him being gone. Turning someone into a vampire isn't saving a life, it's taking one.
Beth: Because it's such a curse. I know, you tell me all the time.
Mick: You don't know. Beth, how could you know?
Beth: If you hate what you are so much, then why do you go on living?
Mick: (voiceover) You make me want to.
Mick: I'm not really sure ... I'm not really sure. I did a lot of bad things after I was turned, Beth. Things you could never imagine. Things I carry tremendous amounts of guilt about ... I want make up for them. (pauses) Beth.
Beth: I just can't stop thinking about him. If, if you'd have done it, he'd still be here. What if it were me lying there instead of Josh, seconds before death? Would you have saved me? Would you have saved me?
Mick: I would have done the same thing.
Mick: (voiceover) She asked me something I've asked myself over and over again. The truth is, I don't know what I would do. What I do know is, at the end of the day, not a lot separates life and death. Only one thing ... eternity.

Beth: It can't be all that bad to live forever. I mean, you'll see things when I'm gone, when everybody is gone, that we can't even imagine now.
Mick: Like what?
Beth: Car's that can fly, a diet soda that doesn't suck.
Mick: Yeah, but it's not so fun to experience things alone.
Beth: So take a vampire wife, then.
Mick: Tried that one. Didn't work out so well.

Mick: (voiceover) And then there's the part in every bar scene where the bartender pulls out a shotgun.

Priest: We're gathered here to celebrate the life of Josh Lindsey, whose journey has come to an end. While the event that brought us all here together is nothing less than tragic, part of what makes life so invigorating is its finite nature. We're all mortal. Our time is limited. It's part of what allows us to love and hurt, and in the end, it inspires us to make the most of the time we were given.

Mick: (voiceover) First time in many years I could sleep in a bed ... too bad I don't have one.

Mick: (voice-over) No matter how close we start to get, there's always been this eternal wall between us. She, mortal, and me, a vampire, but with everything that's happened, maybe there's hope that things could be different.

Mick: (as a human) I'm actually gonna have to chase this guy? ... Crap.

Beth: I don't know what to say about what you did for me. What you gave up. Part of you must hate me.
Mick: I could never hate you.
Beth: Yeah, but you're back to being a vampire.
Mick: I don't have any regrets. Okay?
Beth: None? Yeah, this isn't exactly how I pictured our date either.
Mick: What do you mean?
Beth: You know what I mean. I'm human, you're a vampire. We're right back where we started.
Mick: I just - I just don't want you to get hurt.
Beth: Maybe you're afraid of getting hurt. I know what it's like to lose people you love. But it's part of life.
Mick: Relationships between humans and vampires-
Beth: Are difficult, dangerous, and complicated. I know, you told me. If you hadn't of been a vampire, I'd have died today, I'd have died 23 years ago. Being a vampire isn't all you are. It's not what's keeping us apart. It's just you. (Mick kisses Beth)

Josef: (appearing out of nowhere) What are you doing?
Mick: Don't do that!
Josef: What? Use my crafty vampire abilities to sneak up on you?

Mick: Why are you here?
Josef: Guillermo called me, said you were about to do something extremely stupid, I said: "Wait, that can't be the Mick that I know!"

Beth: When was the last time you had a donut?
Mick: 1952.
Beth: Two words, Krispy Kreme.

Mick: (asking Josef to turn him) You think this is easy for me? This ... is not easy. Okay? I don't have a choice.
Josef: What you're asking me to do is-
Mick: Listen to me! Alright? He has Beth. He has my Beth. So please, please brother.
Josef: Mick. Forgive me.

Beth: (to Mick) Breaking and entering was much more fun when you were a vampire. It's a shame you can't still do that sexy vampire jumping thing.
Mick: Yeah, well the jumping thing was kinda tied to the whole blood sucking thing.

Mick: (voiceover) It's been 55 years since I've slept in a bed. Felt the softness and warmth of pillows and blankets. Do I miss sleeping in an industrial freezer? Would you?

Mick: You should probably stay here then. With me.
Beth: Wow. From dating to speed-dating.
Mick: No I don't mean with me, with me, I just-- I can't drive you, and my couch is comfortable ... and besides, I sleep in my freezer upstairs.
Beth: Okay. Well ... better safe than sorry.
Mick: And, you know, if you need anything, I'm just right upstairs, anyway.
Beth: In your freezer.
Mick: ... Yeah.

Mick: Look, I've been meaning to call you about the other night.
Beth: The other night when you kissed me.
Mick: So, uh, how do you wanna do this?
Beth: It's called dating.
Mick: Right. We go out, get to know each other.
Beth: You've known me since I was four.
Mick: Okay, it's weird when you say it like that.

Mick: Actually, I haven't exactly been in a romantic relationship with a human since I became a vampire.
Beth: What? You mean, you haven't ... ?
Mick: Not with a human.
Beth: Wow.
Mick: It's not like you've slept with a vampire!
Beth: Maybe once in college but I was really drunk ...

Josef: Now, this Tierney girl --
Mick: Yes, I know, I know. She's a celebrity and, you're concerned that I'm endangering myself with this kind of public exposure. But don't worry Dad, I'll ... I'll be careful.
Josef: Don't call me that.
Mick: Well you did turn me ...
Josef: Re-turned you! Re-turned. And you were going to become a vampire again anyway. I'm not your sire.
Mick: Kind of my stepsire. though ...
Josef: No!

Mick: So are we going to find your designers at the bottom of the tar pits?
Josef: Mick. Please. I don't have the energy to kill everyone that pisses me off. I have to hire some people.

Ben: How did you know about the coal chute?
Mick: I grew up in a house like this.
Ben: Here in L.A.?
Mick: Yeah.
Ben: And what school did you go to?
Mick: You investigating me now?
Ben: Depends, you got something to hide?
Mick: No, not anymore. The paparazzi exposed my deepest secrets. Shoe size: ten and a half, favorite color: blue.
Beth: Boxers, not briefs. How did we get on to this delightful subject?
Ben: We digressed.

Mick: About what Josef said ...
Beth: What? That we can't have a baby?
Mick: You wanna have my baby?
Beth: What do you think of Elliot for a boy? ... I'm kidding! Relax. But I mean children are a part of most normal human relationships.
Mick: Our relationship being neither normal nor human. But Josef was right vampires can't have kids, so ... I mean if it's a deal breaker ...
Beth: Oh, whoa whoa. I think we're getting ahead of ourselves. I mean we haven't even slept with each other yet. It may not be any good. (They smile at each other)

Mick: Ben? Wow. (laughs) Should I be jealous?
Beth: Of course. Even if I have no romantic interest in him, your jealousy makes me feel desirable.

Mick: You want to know what Emma and Jackson made me realize? That you were right. You were right all along. This isn't about being a vampire or a human. This is about us. How we feel about one another. Right here, right now.
Beth: The night that we first met, or met again, whatever. What was I wearing?
Mick: Blue jeans, white striped shirt, cream jacket.
Beth: What about my shoes?
Mick: You were barefoot.
Beth: How can you remember that?
Mick: Because I love you.

Beth: This is great. I feel like I'm back at my high school prom!
Josef: You know, prom wasn't really big back in the 1700's. High school, either. The plague. The plague was big.

Mick: (voice over) I've spent the past 55 years trying to close the door on forever, but I can't anymore. I can't close the door on Beth.

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _"
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

"The only good thing about Monday is it's one day closer to Friday." My mom :)

"Three updates in the same day; I'm amazed at myself!" (me)
"Well, you're not warm."(my mom after putting her hand on my forehead)

"I don't think outside the box--I am the box." Nathan

"No one wants immortality to live forever, but rather to avoid death indefinitely." Nathan

An e-mail my mom got:

Due to the recession in 2009 the government will start
deporting all the mentally ill people to save money.
I started crying when I thought of you.
Run, my little crazy friend, run !
Well, what can I say ??
Someone sent it to me, dammit, I'm NOT going alone !!

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

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