ProfessorCactustheThird
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Joined 11-01-09, id: 2133606, Profile Updated: 10-15-15
Author has written 26 stories for Psych, Merlin, Big Hero 6, Scorpion, and Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Sorry for the weird and ancient profile, I'm a very sentimental person and I like to keep little reminders of what I liked/did in the past hehe

But for now (early 2015, we'll see how this goes), I writing fanfics for Big Hero 6, because that movie is awesome, and the universe can be expanded in so many different ways, and the characters are all so loveable and fun to write, and wHAT DO YOU MEAN TADASHI DIED IN THE MOVIE COS HE'S ALIVE IN MY HEART AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS

My FF history: I started around 2009, writing Twilight fanfics (not my proudest, but hey I was barely in middle school then and it's easy to get caught up in the hype…), then it became Psych around 2011 (Shules is still my live action OTP and Jaggie is my irl OTP but really, is there even a difference), and now (2015) it's Big Hero 6. Let's see how this road takes us in the future...

I HAVE TUMBLRRR

Main: theonlyonewhobelievedme

Scorpion (CBS): wrenchbouquet

BH6 general: starsandstreams

BH6 ship/trash: hidashi-nii

(BEFORE YOU YELL AT ME/SEND HATE/WHATEVER, READ THIS: yes, I do ship Hidashi and yes, I know it's a heavily problematic ship in so many innumerable ways and yes, I do find myself rethinking my life choices sometimes, but I am such a sucker for ships in whatever fandom I'm currently at, and to be really honest, I feel that none of the other characters have a chemistry that could be expanded to a ship, except for Hidashi. I won't be posting any Hidashi fics here though, so don't worry. That will only be done on my shipping tumblr.)

The Twilight Oath:

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlie’s sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room

And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom

I promise to remember Rosalie
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to think of the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know!

Just Random Stuff...

Something everyone should remember: Emmett is the strongest. Edward is the fastest. But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make you feel jealous.

I keep trying to kidnap Jasper but every time I try Alice is at his window with a bat waiting for me. How does she kn- oh...right

To put it nicely, I hope you choke

I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

I used to be indecisive, now I'm not sure

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Being mature is overrated.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

Perfect men are only fictional.

Boys are like slinkys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would you keep looking after I found it?

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better!" but best friends will prank call him saying "You will die in seven days!"

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I worry about you some days.

You wanna know what you get, in our experience,when you tell the world the truth?A straight jacket. Or a punch in the face. Sometimes both.

'When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

No ones perfect… well there was this one Guy but we killed him

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it.

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

I am a peaceful person that is filled with violent rage

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

Everything here is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

If I asked for your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth.

Join the Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!

I ran with scissors, and lived!

When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip n' slide.

-Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

Sometimes you just have to jump off the bridge and hope you learn how to fly on the way down.

Help I've fallen and i can’t...hey nice carpet!

I’ve stopped listening, why haven’t you stopped talking?

How come you never see the news story Psychic Wins Lottery?

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words .

I got a lot of ideas. The problem is that most of them suck.

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, Where the heck is the ceiling?

We're not lost. We're locationally challenged.

Whoever said nothings impossible never tried to nail jell-o to a tree!

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

sometimes when I'm alone in a room I like to say, “I know you’re listening” because if I'm wrong then no one heard but if I'm right then I just freaked the heck out of some secret organization

Psych

Copy and paste if you are in love with Shawn Spencer.

If you now want a Ford Echo just because of Psych, copy and paste this to your wall

If you associate everything to Psych, copy and paste to your profile.

Copy and paste if you began training yourself to be like Shawn Spencer when you started watching Psych. (far too often that is healthy)

If everyone thinks you are unhealthily obsessed with Psych, copy and paste this to your profile.

If everyone thinks you're weird for watching Psych all the time, paste this to your profile.

If you watch Psych repeats because you love it so much, paste this to your wall.

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Jasper's secret sister by DOOLlover08 reviews
One day while hunting with the family Jasper Hale runs past a rose bush and is reminded of his sister Kaitlynn who died a few months before Jasper turned 16 and Jasper decides to finally tell the Cullen's about his sister and what happened to her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,525 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Jasper
Jasper's Secret Past by Kat Provelov reviews
WARNING ALL JASPER/ALICE FANS THIS IS JASPER OC AND ALICE OC! Jasper dosen't have much memory of his human life, but when he meets an old girlfriend with an extraordinary power he recalls his past memories and feelings. *First Twilight Fan fic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Jasper, Alice
Yearning by razzle-dazzle1606 reviews
Bella's a vampire and the Cullens are happy. Until, that is, Jasper doesn't come back from hunting. No word comes from him. Alice is about to go crazy when she has visions that nearly kill her... NO CHARACTER DEATH! No Nessie. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,697 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Somewhere by cactus452 reviews
Aro will go to any lengths to get Alice in the guard, what he fails to realise is just how far Jasper will go to get her back.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,054 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Dear Alice, Help Me by MyImmortalMajor reviews
What if Alice did see the emails Bella sent her. What would be her reaction? What about the rest of the Cullens? T for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,959 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Alice, Bella
One Million And One Ways by QueenReginaSwan reviews
to Know Your Obsessed with Twilight title wouldnt fit excatly what title implies. New pen name NessAliceLautner
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Bella, Alice
You've Kept Me Waiting by Mandi1 reviews
Seeing the future is one thing. Knowing how to get there is another. Alice knows that Jasper is the key to something better. If only she can get - and keep - him in her life. Alice and Jasper's story. Reposted by request.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 139,102 - Reviews: 1410 - Favs: 1,682 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Fireworks by Caseworker-14 reviews
Post New Moon. Bella's dreams finally come true in what had once seemed like an impossible turn of events, but the Cullens are about to bite several bullets for her and they will have to pull together as a family to get through it. Will they survive? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 215,847 - Reviews: 1586 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Complete
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Aei reviews
[Aei (adv) /aeː/ Origin: Ancient Greek Meaning: Always] Christmas Eve 2022. With their growing family, Christmas seems to get busier and crazier every year. But there's always time to pause and remember everything that happened to bring them to where they are now.
Scorpion - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2016 - [Happy, Toby] [Walter, Paige] - Complete
Keys reviews
"It was just short of ten years since he had first walked in on Happy playing, he realized, in what seemed like an entirely different world." Three over-the-years snapshots of Quintis, the piano, and "C'mon Doc, I'll show you how."
Scorpion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,852 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2016 - [Toby, Happy] - Complete
Recovery reviews
Post-finale prediction; where Collins has used his most dangerous weapon against Toby, and now he's questioning the best thing he's ever had in his life
Scorpion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/10/2016 - [Happy, Toby] - Complete
Caduceus reviews
When Happy's genuine question about Toby's medical career brings up memories he has tried to bury for almost 2 decades
Scorpion - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2016 - [Toby, Happy] - Complete
Coda reviews
Post-Valhalla. Things seem to be going back to normal, but when Happy suddenly shifts out of his arms and removes the necklace...
Scorpion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2016 - [Toby, Happy] - Complete
Redemption reviews
When Toby knocks at Happy's door really late at night, a rambling and self-hating mess, because the past week has been the hardest of their lives and he almost broke his promise
Scorpion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,305 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2016 - [Toby, Happy] - Complete
Balance reviews
Toby promised Happy that he would never gamble again, and he intends to keep his promise if it kills him, but when Sylvester comes to him with a desperate plea...
Scorpion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/2/2016 - [Happy, Toby] Walter, Sylvester - Complete
Valhalla reviews
The La Plaga is back and thirsty for revenge, but when the ransom payout goes all wrong again, the team might end up losing each other in more ways than one...
Scorpion - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,233 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/5/2016 - Published: 1/11/2016 - [Toby, Happy]
Jeopardy Ain't Just A Game Show reviews
Episode tag to 2.15, where Sylvester gets into Jeopardy and Toby and Happy take it upon themselves to educate him, only to learn a few things about themselves in the process...
Scorpion - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/28/2016
Fallin' For You reviews
They're finally together, and it's finally safe to talk about everything they've kept quiet or so long now.
Scorpion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2016 - [Happy, Toby] - Complete
Doubts reviews
Because there had better be a good reason for Happy having Quincy's damn book
Scorpion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2016 - [Happy, Toby] Ralph - Complete
Daybreak reviews
Finally waking up in each other's arms the morning after the Dam Breakthrough, Happy and Toby get off their chests things they have been keeping for months
Scorpion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2015 - [Happy, Toby] - Complete
Echoes reviews
She might have walked away, but as he'd said, the new intercom system works great.
Scorpion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/20/2015 - [Happy, Toby] Walter, Sylvester - Complete
Night Changes reviews
It was by far the hardest advice he ever had to follow, but also the most rewarding. (a post-Robots drabble)
Scorpion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2015 - [Happy, Toby] - Complete
Requiem reviews
"It's a long story baby, I'll tell you one day"
Scorpion - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/5/2015 - [Happy, Toby] OC, Ralph - Complete
The Return Coming reviews
-Sequel to Home Coming, please read that first!- Tadashi's back home and settled down, and things can't seem to be going any better for the gang. But of course peace and calm are never the lives of superheros. When old enemies rise and some of their own fall, it is up to the team to get through this together. (Rated for language and battles later on)
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,673 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/29/2015 - Published: 3/12/2015 - Baymax, Hiro Hamada, Tadashi Hamada
Sakura reviews
"Life is just like the sakura," Tadashi had told him. "Nothing lasts forever." Only Hiro never expected to have to learn the meaning of that lesson so painfully, so soon.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2015 - Baymax, Hiro Hamada, Tadashi Hamada - Complete
Car Wash reviews
Or, Hiro Hamada's life as told through snapshots of the various modes of transportation he has had
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2015 - Baymax, Hiro Hamada, Tadashi Hamada - Complete
Home Coming reviews
Barely 5 minutes out of his 8-month coma, Tadashi Hamada has already observed three very important things- 1. he was not in San Fransokyo 2. there was a new group of superheroes in town 3. The group was made up of his friends, the healthcare bot he created AND LEAD BY HIS LITTLE BROTHER. AU where Tadashi lives, but the rest is pretty much canon.  (Rated T for language later on)
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,059 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 3/8/2015 - Published: 3/1/2015 - Baymax, Hiro Hamada, Tadashi Hamada
And We Learn to Move On reviews
My take on a post-finale missing moment. Contains pretty big spoilers for the series finale so do read at your own risk! Shule, of course. What else?
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/22/2014 - [Juliet oH., Shawn S.] - Complete
Officially reviews
Little missing scene snippet to Nip and Suck It- My take on how Shules officially got back together
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Juliet oH., Shawn S. - Complete
Stupid Technicality reviews
Lassiter's attempt to get relationship advice goes horribly wrong due to a minor technicality, and it just night ruin his life forever. Scratch that- it will ruin his life, oh only about for eternity. ESTABLISHED SHULES AND CARLOWE
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Juliet oH.
Snow White and not reviews
...The Seven Knights of the Round Table. PURE CRACK!FIC. Don't read if you don't like. Just for fun, co-authored with Deluded Cactus
Crossover - Merlin & Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Merlin, Snow White - Complete
Dibs! reviews
Future fic based on a short conversation between Shawn and Gus in S04E11- "I get dibs on the diving board"
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Shawn S., Burton G./Gus - Complete
After The Storm reviews
Something that I think should have happened after the main case and drama of this week's episode. Set before the party. Shules!
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Shawn S., Juliet oH.
Last Friday Night reviews
A week after The Night, the gang is in Lassie's newly recovered Fusion when the day's guest DJ turns out to be Woody The Deranged Coroner. With DJ Woody on board, you can bet it's gonna be a wild ride! First fic, so please be nice :
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Shawn S., Burton G./Gus