Author has written 8 stories for Resident Evil, Doctor Who, Haruhi Suzumiya series, Highschool of the Dead, and Rosario + Vampire. Penname: Phoenix Helix Age 31 (._. ...Well Sh-- xD) Blood type: Divine lol its AB- ! Height: 6ft 1 Favorite Music: Metal and Rock Current Game: Final Fantasy Dissidia Opera Omnia Current Game Hyped to Purchase: Alex Kidd In Miracle World DX Favorite bands: Lordi, Primal Fear, Nightwish, Amaranthe, BABYMETAL, Beast In Black, Battle Beast, Bloodbound, Sabaton, Dragonforce, Iron Maiden, AC/DC, Disturbed and many more! My mottoes in life: "Aim high in life, but watch out for flying boxes" People ive come to know on this site: Wandering Letters, RaphaelTMNT, Sabine Howlstone (formerly known as DaggerTribal) Purpleguiese (formally known as Sho-mesha, I-Am-Dark-Rose, Soultail Omega-Light, Liquid, Sir Edward, Ratface, Ravyn Cresent, Solark, ArcBus, H. K. Trautmann, Kamesen, PunkRockDivaxX, SylphStarWind, Commander Kitsune (hope to get to know more) Favorite Quotes The Almighty says don't change the subject; just answer the fucking question!" (Stephen The Irish fella from Braveheart) "Then you should've said so! if you wanna see em that bad, i can show em to you anytime!" (Yoko Littner) "YOU WANNA KNOW IF I HAVE A PROBLEM!? YOU'VE TOOK THE ABSOLUTE HEIGHTS OF THE HUMAN SPIRIT! THE VERY ESSENCE OF THE MALE SOUL! AND YOU STOMPED IT INTO THE DIRT! SMACKED IT AROUND AND SMASHED IT! I'LL FOLLOW YOU BASTARDS TO THE FIREY PITS OF HELL, AND KILL YOU A MILLION TIMES OVER!!!" (Kamina) "Now was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized. Now bear in mind, none of us have been in New York before. There are the Broadway shows, we'll have to find out how to get tickets, there's also a lot of street crime but I believe we can watch that for free." (Brain Gremlin from Gremlins 2 The New Batch) "Come and get it! its a running buffet: ALL YOU CAN EAT!!" (Shawn of the dead) "Loxley!! I'm gonna cut your heart out with a spoon!!"(The Sheriff of Nottingham from Robin Hood Prince of Thieves) "Hail to the king baby" (Ash from Army of Darkness) "You see this? This...is..my..BOOMSTICK!!" (Ash from Army of Darkness) Anna: "Do i look like i need the answers?" Roy: "You look like you need a pimp..." (The Perfect Score) "Its live TV; give me a break" (Triple H) "If this stuff lowers my blood alcohol, somebody call 911!!" (Stone Cold Steve Austin) "...DAMN!" (Ron Simmons) "I dont believe in beating a man when he's down...I kick him its a whole lot easier!" (own personal quote) "Pure-evil-bliss -- verb -- To be in a state of evilness so complete that it is impossible not laugh manically while imagining the death of your enemies and being totally oblivious to your surroundings. People can remain in this state for days, months, even years. People suffering from such effects are often referred to as Treacherous Bastards." (A quote from Wesker Chick's fanfic: Survivor Resident Evil Style) "Stop stealing mah smut!" (Sabine Heartstone in a private conversation i had with once xDDD) "The Secret to Success in comedy is to constantly find new lines to cross" (Liquid's advice given to me in a conversation) "What is creation through writing, if not a way of escaping the drudgery of reality? We set the stage with our plot, the characters the pawns from which we write our own intentions, each fated to live out their roles at our whim for entertainment's sake... and we often call our own god's for such cruelty." (Me, just from a random musing) This I discovered on Smusher6’s profile so I decided to give this questionnaire thingamagig a go :P LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THE GAME/ANIME: 1. Tsuruya-San (The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi) Spontaneous laughter, three different variations, long silky green hair, three different variations, a love for smoked cheese, three different variations, irresistibly cute…. Did I mention there’s three variations of the same girl? ...Oh great, now there's FOUR!? 2. Albert Wesker (Resident Evil) He’s Evil and he’s just so GOOD at it! I refuse to accept any absolute confirmation of his death cause the series will truly go to hell if so. 3. Welch Vineyard (Star Ocean) Just like Tsuruya; theres more then one of her! :D and they all want the same thing… well the first two do… 4. Vincent Valentine (Final Fantasy VII) Broody. Has a three barrelled gun and has a habit of transforming into a beast. 5. Duke Nukem (Duke Nukem) So badass he had everyone jizzing their pants when a game was brought out after a 12 year absence! - Too bad the game itself kinda sucks...- 6. Lani (Final Fantasy IX) She’s a bounty hunter babe, scarcely dressed and has a fiery attitude…need I say more? 7. Cynthia/Shirona (Pokemon) What? She finally made all Pokegirl enthusiasts stop feeling guilty about age while fapping! 8. Frieza/Freeza (Dragonball Z) An alien overlord so evil and a various amount of ways on how to spell his name…and then he got sliced in half. Twice. 9. Urd (Ah! My Goddess!) No matter what gorgeous goddess suddenly appears in your mirror; you can always bet she has a hotter older sister that comes out of a TV! 10. Pyramid Head (Silent Hill) I dread to ponder what he’d do to me if I DIDN’T include him on this list! Then ask the following questions What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? Cheese is in the fridge though I’m hoping you’re here for something else…*Tsuruya runs off leaving a trail of dust in her wake*…guess not… Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? Welch: *Blushes like crazy while giggling in happiness* Me: Oh hey Welch… you in the mood? Welch: *Passes out from a sudden nosebleed* Me: Damnit… Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow? Jawdrop* you lucky….son of a *beeeeeeeeep*!!!! Number 5 cooked you dinner? Eat suspiciously in case of explosives only to find it tastes amazing, then raise a brow when Duke returns with dessert wearing a pink frilly apron Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? I’d be mentally singing Hallelujah! then hope to god she doesn’t mind that a seagull just flew off with her bikini top…and the fact I did nothing to stop it Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? I’d suddenly get a chill up my spine with the thoughts of facing all of her male fans that I work with the next day Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? I’d pity the doctor who tried getting a scalpel near Frieza, they’d be having a personal visit with Dr Death Beam Number 9 made fun of your friends? Wouldn’t surprise me since my friends are either girls or guys who’d drool over her at first sight xD Number 10 ignored you all the time? That’s NOT a bad thing! You know what that thing does to things when he pays attention to em!? Pyramid Head turns towards me, I squeal like a girl and bail* You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? Wesker: Hmm now’s a perfect opportunity to test out this new variant of Ouro… Me: You know what Wesk? My legs ALL better now :D Wesker:….you’re gonna test this out and you will like it! It's your birthday. What does 3 get you? A 5ft birthday cake with which she emerges from inside of wearing nothing but a lacy ribbon while singing “Happy Birthday”…T’would be a birthday to remember… You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? Walk in casually, drag me out by my shirt then just walk off without a care really…then race back in, screaming like a Banshee when I mention Lucrecia is alive in there You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? Probably laugh his ass off and make me feel even worse. You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction: Continuously laugh nonstop as I pray to EVERY deity out there to somehow get me outta this!!! You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? If I’m lucky she’d ‘help’ me forget all about it…in a way only a woman can… You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? Promising me that with each win she'll lift her top up a bit more, and if i win the whole thing she'll do 'whatever' i ask. You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? Turn and look at me; with his intentions looming, I’d soon stop xD Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? Theres FOUR OF HER!!! True one’s badly deformed and is obsessed with Smoked Cheese but still there’s four of her and she’s a knockout! Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9. Nothing surprising about falling for Urd…but I learned today that even viral powered super humans need a lil lovin from time to time :P Sorry Excella! You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to their parents. Would you get along? Probably, they’d be the really responsible type who want the best for her Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? In Duke’s own words “Not in this lifetime” Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do? Nothing much; she does this day to day xD You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? Please tell me she likes it… Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her? “Blowing up a girl’s homeworld isn’t exactly the best way to get their attention…specially when they’re on it…” Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what? I walk calmly over to the temple, walk past Belldandy as she opens the door, grab Urd, head into the bedroom… the rest is omitted… You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react? O.o “Ive just lost 30 years of my life…and the fact “The Miracle” on Newgrounds(DOT)com took 50, I don’t think I’ve got that much left” You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking? He’s still brooding and pining over that girl and she’s busy trying to flirt…good luck. Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? Don’t see why not, they wouldn’t have anything against each other Would 2 trust 5? Wesker doesn’t trust anybody, not even himself Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that? That HandyStick of hers is about to find a whole new use once he’s through…Poor Welch… 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick? He’d pick something like Mechanics while she’d pick Laughter management If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make? Something I’d eat and expect either to kill me or make me fall in love with Welch…not that I would need to eat that first…I so hope it isn’t the prior… 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job? A Strip Club wouldn’t surprise me with Urd, but Cynthia… well who’ve thought she had THAT side to her… this day just got better and better… 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay? No. Frieza would find himself shot out of orbit with a boot up his ass before Duke lets him touch his do xDD 9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy? Probably, specially if Urd made the guy gullible and rich xD 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about? I’d love to know how Urd knew what topic to talk about that would get even Pyramid Head to blush…or even show any kind of emotion actually…on second thought… 1 accidentally kicked 10? If he’s ‘busy’ luckily he’d probably not notice…I pray she dies mercifully quick if not… 2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen? Wesker would be running for his life, for the first time ever he would know the meaning behind a woman’s strength when she’s infatuated rather then scorned 5 and 6 did a workout together? Be pretty interesting to watch, both mine and Duke’s attention would be on Lani… 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday? She’s gorgeous; I’m not that forgetful! 7 won the lottery? Being a Pokemon Champion it probably wouldn’t be a big deal seeing she’s rich already 8 had quite a big secret? He’s scared of Super Saiyans: WE KNOW!!! 9 became a singer? Every concert would be sold out in less then a second :P 10 got a daughter? O.o ironically she’d probably be really cute…just keep any and all sharp objects and anything resembling sharp objects away from her…. What would 1 think of 2? Grouchy and mean if he doesn’t have any smoked cheese How would 3 greet 4? If shes wanting to make an impression…probably scream “LOOK OUT BELOOOOW!” and then fall from the sky hoping to land in his arms What would 4 envy about 5? The fact he lives life free and without care. What dream would 5 have about 6? I’d have to write a pretty adult fic to explain that one What do 6 and 7 have in common? They’re both hot, easy. What would make 7 angry at 8? If Frieza blew up Earth, providing she wasn’t on it. Where would 8 meet 9? If he was lucky, the same way Keiichi met Belldandy. Three guesses what his wish would be… What would 9 never dare to tell 10? Anything unless she’s into ILLEGAL HARDCORE stuff What would make 10 scared of 1? I honestly don’t know… if anyone reading this can tell me; PLEASE let me know Is 3 gay? I don’t think she discriminates between gender and the fact there’s so many races for her to choose from; anything either… How do you feel right now? Pretty chuffed that I got this questionnaire finished - and I killed myself laughing at the irony of Welch getting bored and poking someone like Pyramid Head with that Handy Stick of hers xDD UPDATES OF MY FANFICS: ...Don't hold your breath guys... xD Three Worlds and The Stranger: HURRAY! I WROTE A NEW FANFIC AND FINISHED IT WOOHOO!!! 24th August 2010 A Genesis And A Revelation: Legacy Of The Phoenix : Coming Soon! ...Eventually? 25th February 2015 Resident Evil Outbreak Horror: First chapter at last!! hope i can get the fellow authors who added their character to the fanfic reply to the messages i sent them... 5th November University El Ultimiso : Updated today WOOO! 1 June 2011 Hunting Grounds: Ive REALLY gotta get some work done on this... 8th March 2010 Harbinger's Lament: 3rd Chapter Uploaded! 25th February 2015 Announcement: With the changes of the guidelines here on fanfiction.net: i have discontinued and taken down the following fics: Path of the Vampire, University El Ultimiso and Life of Raziel for the purposes of changing them into story format, this process will take quite some time due to my busy schedule, i apologise for the inconvenience and hope you'll continue reading my works as they come across (More Detail and OC's coming soon!!!) |