Last epilogue

"What the?"

Someone thin yet very heavy had fallen flat on Ashley's face. A woman. The woman automatically sat up on Ashley's stomach. Placing her legs behind her, the woman then reached behind her back very quickly. That's when she pulled out a giant, sharp kitchen knife. As soon as she had yielded it over her head, she let the knife come plunging toward Ashley's face. The tip of the weapon came into contact with Ashley's forehead. Then it bended. Like rubber. The girl started at it in pure shock. It had almost killed her. The woman gave an evil grin. Ada.

"Ada?" Ashley gasped. She used all her muscle to shove Ada off her limp body. Once Ada rolled off onto the ground, she stood up. Ready to attack.

"Rubber? Did you seriously think you were ever going to get anywhere with a RUBBER knife?"

"No," Ada replied. "But I am getting somewhere with this baby."

She reached behind her back and pulled out an enormous Gatling gun. Ada aimed it straight at Ashley's noggin.

"DIE!"

MEANWHILE Leon was inside his comforting home, minding his own business, he was reading "Evil Residents For Dummies." Suddenly a loud noise broke his concentration.

BANG BANG BANG!

"Is that…a Gatling gun…?"

Startled, Leon rushed outside to his front yard. There he saw two girls…wait was that Ada and Ashley? Anyways…he saw to ladies cat fighting in his front yard. The Asian one was pulling out the blonds' hair while the blond was biting the Asian's arm. Neither had a Gatling gun.

"Huh…? Then what was…?"

Leon heard the flush of a toilet come from his own bathroom. He raced inside and stood outside the door. The sink was running. Then it turned off. The door opened. Barry Burton stepped out, a newspaper rolled up in between his side and his arm.

"Barry?" Leon was surprised.

Barry made his way toward Leon's front door, saying "Those Jill Sandwiches sure can hurt."

Leon was confused. Remembering the two girls outside, he ran back out there. They were gone.

"Huh…?"

Leon had not been sure if he was hallucinating or not, but either way that was pretty creepy. Anyway. This whole journey had taught him 3 life lessons:

One: Avoid zombies

Two: Do not avoid Asians

Three: Avoid graham crackers and jill sandwiches

"Thaks soo much for reading my super uber awesome story of awesomeness!" says Leon. "Stay classy fanfiction."

THE END

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