The next few weeks passed just like every other week of high school. Well, despite from the fact that me and Haruhi often shared smiles making the class gossip all kinds of stuff. Annoyingly accurate at times.
I guess I'm now offically Haruhi Suzumiya's boyfriend.

Then one day it all changed.

"Kyon, I've sensed weird transformations in the surrounding data. It's something I haven't encountered with before", Nagato had told me the previous afternoon in the clubroom.
I asked Asahina-san about that but the only answer I got was 'classified'. Koizumi on the other hand claimed that he had failed to notice any kinds of new worlds creating around.

The following day did however create a new world.

It was lunchtime when my parents, Haruhi's parents and my sister walked into the classroom, all looking kind of scary. I immediately looked at Haruhi, who just shrugged and shook her head.

"Kyon, Haruhi, will you come outside with us for a moment?" my mum asked in a motherly but very serious tone.

"I'm not going to risk my lunch for your briefing. Tell what you have to tell", Haruhi said determinedly and her eyes lit up in flames. "Do you have any idea how embarrassing it is to have you just break in here?"

Haruhi's mum sighed audibly. All of the class was observing the situation closely. I just stood next to Haruhi, staring at our families pretty blankly. Trust me, after living with Haruhi you kind of get used to every mortifying situation you could think of…

My mum nodded at dad who took my sister outside.

"Haruhi. The doctor called today and it appears that you are pregnant. And since Kyon here is the only one you've spent the night with we have the reason to believe that he is the father."

A new world indeed.