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Joined 09-15-06, id: 1134135, Profile Updated: 12-26-14
Author has written 64 stories for Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Little Britain, EastEnders, Movie X-overs, Batman, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Family Guy, Wild at Heart, War of the Worlds, Star Wars, Friends, Story of Tracy Beaker, Life on Mars, Ashes to Ashes, Sarah Jane Adventures, Waterloo Road, Full House, Dumping Ground, 2013, Outnumbered, and Earthbound.

Account name: Lozza1989

Age:25

D.O.B:27 December 1989

Country:United Kingdom

Race:White, British

I have lived in the United kingdom for 25 years and I like writing stories based on my favourite TV shows, movies and games

Hair colour: Dark brown

Eye colour: Blue

About me: I am a quiet but friendly person who likes watching TV shows, films, playing video games or writing fanfics in my spare time. I am quite small and look younger for my age. I am 25 years old but sometimes I am mistaken to be at least 15 or 16 lol.

Favourite tv shows:

Doctor who

Life on Mars

Hollyoaks (I'm currently working on a hollyoaks fic at the moment which involves Peri being Abducted after she accepts Leela as her mum)

Full house

Pokemon (this has been one of my favourite TV shows from when was about 9 or 10)

The Simpsons

Family guy.

Eastenders

The walking dead

Favourite Movies:

Harry potter

any movie with Jim carrey

The Exorcist

Nightmare on elm street

Favourite video games:

Sonic the hedgehog

Super Mario

Pokemon

Earthbound

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Batman : Invasion by robster72 reviews
Complete. Doctor Who crossover. Daleks and the Master are in Gotham and they are not just planning on seeing the sights. All reviews welcome!
Crossover - Batman & Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,053 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Complete
Freak of Nature by Tabberz reviews
The Doctor believe it's just him and the Master left as the great Time Lords of Gallifrey. The Master decides to change all that. New prophecies are made and now the Doctor is stuck with something he really does not want. So what does he do? He brings it with him and hopes for the best.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,611 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - 10th Doctor, The Master
me and the doctor by littlemisscherrishme reviews
12 year old Ella's horrific and misrable life take a turn when the doctor finds her.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,589 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - 10th Doctor
Crime Doesn't Take A Vacation by Miss Interrogative reviews
...or does it? All good villains need a vacation! The Joker, Harvey Dent, and Jonathan Crane take a spectacular trip to Gotham's finest resort. Bad things ensue...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,145 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Joker, J. Crane
Batman Doppelganger by The Smash Artist reviews
What happens when Bat-universes collide? Read on to find out, Bat-readers!
Crossover - Batman & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,285 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Silly Batman Tricks Are For Kids! by srh420cky reviews
Just a bunch of funny little stories, dealing with Joker, Rachel, Batman, Ivy, Harley... Taken place durring/affter Dark Knight. This is just a hobby a few of my friends and I have... Making fun of everything. Humor/Drama/Romance and all the above. READ!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,042 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Joker
Batman and the Joker: in the big brother house! by itsjustmel reviews
Parody of sorts. What if Batman and the Joker were placed in the Big Brother house? Mainly humourous, I guess. Will later feature a few DW/TW characters. Enjoy, and please R&R.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,261 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008
Five of a Kind by Nurse Joker reviews
The Joker meets four suspiciously similar men. Meta crossover with the Comics, The Animated Series, Batman '89, the old 60's TV show.
Crossover - Batman & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/6/2009 - The Joker, Joker
A Christmas Tale by Miss Interrogative reviews
Dr. Crane is planning something bad, The Joker is showing off his horrible Christmas caroling skills, and Harvey is determined in drowning his holiday sorrow in sugar. A Christmas Fic.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,118 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Joker, J. Crane - Complete
The MarySue by Dallas W reviews
Bashing the overused Mary-Sue character. No offence to anyone... haha.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,517 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
25 Ways to Prank Snape Redux Version by JenniferRSong reviews
Fred and George get their hands on the Marauders' Map in their first year and launch a prank campaign against the greasy git of a Potions professor!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,690 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The One Where They Go to Disney Land by nannygirl reviews
The title says all! My first Friends Story! Please review!New scene added! Finally!
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 29,784 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Complete
Harry,Hally Potter and the chamber of Secrets by Griffyndorlady reviews
Danger lurks inside the school. When all clues lead to their friend Hagrid, its up to the twins and their friends to find out who or what is terrorizing the school.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 139,564 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
HarryHally Potter and the sorcerers stone by Griffyndorlady reviews
Harry is raised by his dead mother's relatives, but what happens when after he is accepted to Hogwarts he finds out he has a twin sister he's never known for ten years has recently been found on Halloween night? Things will never be the same for anyone wh
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 74 - Words: 257,717 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/26/2007 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Dark Girl by Puddytangel reviews
Batman tries to help a sick little girl and find an antidote to the Joker's new gas. But the girl has her own secrets.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,168 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/22/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
Synopsises by Tai Greywing reviews
REPOSTED! The 9th Doctor episodes as you've never seen them before. Warning: strange sense of humour, sugar required. This may look familiar, so come and read! Finally COMPLETE! Ish.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,458 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/27/2006 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Complete
How to get a dalek to lay an egg by catastrophe26 reviews
Fourteen is up, and pointlessness continues.......
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,506 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/4/2006 - Published: 1/14/2006
Tripping Arkham Asylum by SchattenShadow reviews
Batman and Robin must deal with a car-full of Gothams most dangerous villains. (The Joker, Riddler, Two-Face, and Scarecrow.) Why? Because the state has forced Arkham to send them to the aquarium due to some idiots misunderstanding. Really funny.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,238 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/6/2005 - Published: 11/3/2004
Harry Potter and the Chamber of DooRags Chapter 1 by GaNgStAcHiK reviews
Harry Pottiness! This is just a total Pisstake of anything and everything from Harry Potter and all related things to Lil' Romeo! Hope u like it and don't blame me for the total randomness!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,859 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/18/2004 - Published: 9/17/2004
The Top 77 Ways to Annoy Snape by Carmen Willows reviews
Chapter 9-the last one-is up! Who will win? The Weasley twins have made a contest to find the best ways to annoy Snape and others! Was once a list, but that fell off so now it's a story. Read!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,984 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/10/2004 - Published: 6/15/2003 - George W.
The Headfull Horseguy by Spoofmaster reviews
A moviebased parody. Ickyboo Crow goes to Stupid Hollow to solve the mystery of the bodystealing Horseguy. Woooooooo. Now edited for typos.
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,780 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/21/2003 - Published: 3/9/2003 - Complete
A Day In The Life by Freelancer reviews
... of a poltergeist, that is! Join Peeves as he makes his rounds and induces mayhem and chaos all through the castle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2003 - Harry P., Albus D.
Another Result of Too Much Sugar by Spiffy reviews
Yet again I had some sugar,and this is the result. Light Tracey bashing in it,just to warn you Tracey fans.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/23/2001
A Result of Too Much Sugar by Spiffy reviews
Believe me,I had waaay too much sugar when I wrote this. I swear,as I was typing I was bopping up and down in my chair yelling "Fwehehe!"
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/23/2001
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Earthbound:the parody reviews
This is a parody of the game Earthbound. This is my first Earthbound fic. Hope this will turn out okay.
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,646 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/31/2014
Alyssa benson's adventures in Doctor who reviews
When Twelve year old Alyssa Benson is watching her favourite tv show, Doctor who,two intruders break into her home and knock her unconcious where she dreams about being in Doctor who as his companion. There is no romance involved between Alyssa and the Doctor, just a normal friendship and is she actually dreaming it or is it all happening?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 112,940 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 11/29/2012
Outnumbered oneshots
Here is a collection of different outnumbered stories I made up.
Outnumbered - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2014
Karen and Chickenpox reviews
Six year old Karen gets chickenpox and fears that she will turn into a chicken but with Pete looking after her for the day, he reassures her that she won't. This story also sees Ben attempted to microwave some cornflakes and Karen dealing with a pair of Jehovahs witnesses whilst Pete is on the toilet. Set between series 1 and 2.
Outnumbered - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Karen - Complete
Don't take my baby away reviews
When 4 year old Michelle tanner suffers an unfortunate accident whilst giving her doll a bath, she ends up in a coma and Danny is suspected of causing the accident. Will Michelle wake up and say it was an accident or will Danny be wrongly accused of attempted murder?
Full House - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,566 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Danny T., Michelle T.
Doctor who and the chavs-updated version
Basically this is an updated version of my Doctor who and the Chavs Story which I wrote back in 2006 and it was one of my first fanfics i wrote for this site. The link to the original can be found in the first and only chapter as this is just a one shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Complete
Too much too Young reviews
Tee is Diagnosed with an incurable Brain Tumor and the residents of Elmtree house have to support her in every way they can. How will Tee cope with her illness and how will Johnny cope with the fact that he is going to lose his sister?
Dumping Ground, 2013 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,779 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013
Things that Doctor who characters will never say reviews
The Characters of Doctor who decide to make lists of things they'll never say. For comedy purposes only, not to be taken seriously.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/28/2013
Chav who reviews
Find out what happens when the Characters of Doctor who become Chavs including dressing and talking like them. Not to be taken seriously as it's a spoof fic. That is all. Rated T for language. Features the Tenth Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/26/2013 - 10th Doctor
The Abduction of Erica bing reviews
Tradegy strikes during Jack and Erica Bing's sixth birthday party when Erica is Kidnapped and her parents fear the worst, but when she turns up alive and well ten years later, they are horrified to hear what she had went through during her time in captivity. Will Erica get over her ordeal and will her kidnapper be brought to justice?
Friends - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,995 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012
The lost time child reviews
The Doctor, Amy and Rory travel to London 1941 and meet a young Orphan girl who has been living on the streets, but there's more to this girl than meets the eye. Reviews are Welcome.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,100 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 5/8/2011 - 11th Doctor
Doctor who meets friends
A spoof fic based on the tv series Friends with characters from Doctor who playing five of the main characters with own Character Tara playing the part of Monica. This is just a spoof and not to be taken serioulsy.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,177 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012
Sarah jane adventures series six reviews
This is my own written version of the sixth series of Sarah Jane adventures. I know that series 5 was the last series but I wanted to write my own series, Rated T because some scenes will be a little scary.
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,140 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012
Teenage pregnancy reviews
Abi and Jay decide to take their friendship to a whole new level which results in Abi becoming Pregnant, how will her family and Jay react?
EastEnders - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,793 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 3/18/2011
The story of Jody Jackson reviews
This is a story about Jody Jackson's life at home before she came to the Dumping ground. Rated T for Child and Alcohol abuse.
Story of Tracy Beaker - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,615 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012
Timelord flatmates reviews
The ninth Doctor, tenth Doctor, eleventh Doctor and the Master are living together as flatmates in this sitcom style fanfic. Is not written in script format. Reviews are welcome so don't forget to leave one.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,534 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 5/12/2011
That fateful morning reviews
My take on what happened the morning Lyndsey James killed her dad. based on series 5 episode 1 and told from Lyndsey's point of view.
Waterloo Road - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Complete
Doctor who series 3 spoof
A slightly comedy version of the 2007 series of Doctor who where Martha Jones likes to chew gum, the Doctor winks alot and Captain Jack flirts with everybody. Not to be taken seriously as it's a parody.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,441 - Published: 4/2/2012
Walford's new family reviews
The Brockman family move into Albert square. What will the residents make of their new neighbours?
Crossover - EastEnders & Outnumbered - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,718 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011
Reunited reviews
Two months after Alex Drake was shot, her Daughter Molly is involved in a hit and run which sends her back to 1981, the same year where Alex was sent. This is my First Ashes to Ashes fic so I hope it turns out ok.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 12/13/2011
21st century child stuck the 70s reviews
When Emily Parker, a girl who was born in 1995 slips into a coma after a beating from her abusive and drunken mother in 2006, she wakes up to find herself in 1973, twenty two years before she was even born. This is my first life on mars fic.
Life on Mars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,411 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 9/30/2011
Doctor who and the chicken reviews
A short random story where Doctor who buys a chicken for his dinner. Please note, this was not written by me, it was written by my six year old niece.I just uploaded up.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Complete
Donna's daughter reviews
Donna noble meets a twelve year old girl and discovers that she's a victim of child abuse so she decideds to adopt her as her own.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 3/28/2009
Big brother with dr who characters reviews
Some characters from dr who go into the big brother house. NO FLAMES PLEASE!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 22,452 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 8/13/2007
The man with the bow tie reviews
The Doctor and Rose are out shopping when she tells him of the time she was lost in a huge shopping centre as a child and how a strange man in a tweed jacket and bow tie had helped her out. A story of a young Rose tyler meeting the 11th Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Complete
The stolen care kid reviews
When Tee is kidnapped by a Child Smuggling ring, the people at the Dumping ground try to figure out where they have taken her. Will Tee escape and will Johnny see his sister again?
Story of Tracy Beaker - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,516 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Complete
Big brother with Harry potter characters reviews
Sixteen Harry potter characters plus an OC Housemate go into the Big Brother house and take part in the tasks. DO NOT FLAME!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,795 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 2/4/2010
The user's guide and manual to the Phil unit reviews
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR PURCHASE OF THE PHIL MITCHELL UNIT. PLEASE READ FOR MORE INFOMATION.
EastEnders - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Complete
Olivia's return my therory reviews
Danny is about to propose to Alice when they are interuppted by an unexpected visit by his teenage stepdaughter Olivia. No Flames
Wild at Heart - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,631 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 1/26/2010
Star wars characters living in new york reviews
Find out what happens when you get characters from Star wars living in new york. Apologies if the first chapter is abit short, was written at one in the morning. Enjoy : .
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,746 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011
Return of the jedi: the comedy version reviews
This is a parody of star wars episode 6- return of the jedi. Please note that this is a parody so don't take it too seriously, also a couple of character's name's have been changed for comedy purpose's but the rest still have their original names.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,255 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 1/4/2010
Friends harry potter addition seasons 1 to 5 reviews
Harry potter/Frineds crossover, pretty much the same as the tv series but with a few minor changes and the six main charaacters being replaced by Harry potter characters. Not in script format,please leave a review stating your opinion.
Crossover - Friends & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,575 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 10/8/2010
The photo reviews
A Stacey/Lily branning one shot. A six year old Lily comes across a Photo of bradley and wants to know who he is so Stacey tells her. Complete.
EastEnders - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Complete
Harry Potter: The random parody part 2
This is a parody of the Chamber of secrets, sequal to the Philosopher's stone Parody. NO FLAMES! Contains swearing and sexual references
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,253 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 1/30/2009
What happened next reviews
Sequel to "Stewie and the fat woman." Helen escapes from prison and plans to abduct Stewie again. Will the griffin's be able to thwart her plans or will she get her hands on Stewie again?
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,404 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 9/15/2009
Stewie and the fat woman reviews
During a trip to the mall, Stewie is kidnapped by a crazy fat woman who cannot have children and tries to escape, but will he be able to? No Flames,this is my first Family guy Fic. Completed.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,751 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Complete
War of the worlds:Katherine's view reviews
What if Ray Ferrier had another Daughter in the movie who was caught up in the invasion along with her family. The story is told from her point of view and what she was going through during the invasion. No Flames!
War of the Worlds - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009
The Adventures of Harry Pothead and Chums reviews
This is my First Harry Pothead story so go easy on me. Starring Harry and Ron the Smackheads, Hermione the Alcoholic, Neville the pimp, Malfoy, the boy who talks like he is black, Mr T, the New Defense agaisnt the dark arts Teacher, plus more.NO FLAMES!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,386 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 5/1/2008
Life in Gotham reviews
After being knocked down by a car, Eleven year old Batman Fanatic Mckenzie Burton wakes up to find herself in Gotham City. NO FLAMES PLEASE!Read and Review please.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,190 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008
The Eastenders that the bbc will never show reviews
This is based on the original Eastenders but it's got swearing and more dirty bits in it. No Flames please.
EastEnders - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,646 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007
What if Sarah didn't die reviews
What if Danny had managed to save Sarah from the bush fire, well, here's my view on it. This is my first wild at heart fic so don't be too harsh and no Flames.
Wild at Heart - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2009
Things that HP Characters wouldn't do or say reviews
In this story, Harry Potter characters spend a week doing stuff they wouldn't usually do and saying stuff they wouldn't usually say. NO FLAMES!.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,546 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008
Hermione Granger's Naughty sister reviews
What if Hermione granger had a younger sister who was very Mischievness and rude, well in this story you are about to find out as Alyssa Granger attends Hogwarts in her first year and generally causes trouble when ever she can. No Flames please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 4/28/2008
harry potter: the random parody reviews
A very funny parody of the philosopher's stone. No flames please.rated T for bad language.-COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,144 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Complete
Daughter of The batman reviews
When young Amanda Baxter watches her mom die, she runs away and is found and adopted by Bruce Wayne, but will she discover his Alter ego and will she find out the reason behind her mother's death? No Flames please! Please read and review.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,626 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 4/7/2008
Doctor who and Marysue reviews
I was bored so I came up with this. The Doctor gets a really beautiful companion by the name of Mary-sue. There is also a servant Cyber-man involved and a gay Dalek.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008
Badguy house reviews
Eight different movie villains are all living together in the same house, putting up with each other etc. No Flames!Please read and review.
Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008
Movie character big Brother reviews
Wonder what it would be like if various Movie characters all went into the big brother house? well now you can with this crazy story. No Flames! Includes a special guest Housemate. Please read and review.
Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,200 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 4/3/2008
The witness reviews
The Joker kidnaps a little girl after she witnesses him killing another innocent victim, but this girl holds a traumatic secret. No Flames!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,638 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 9/8/2008
Hary potter and the weirdest Christmas ever reviews
It's christmas day and Harry,Ron,Hermione and Ginny are stuck at Hogwarts with a bunch of tv and movie characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 12/22/2006
Scarred for life reviews
Riley Porter is a ten year old girl who has been deeply traumatized by her Parents death and is too scared to speak about the one who killed them. Can Bruce wayne convince her to talk? No flames, contains graphic scenes and swearing.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,041 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 5/13/2008
Batman: the parody reviews
This is a funny parody of the first Batman movie.It has mixture of eighties and mordern day stuff. NO FLAMES OR ELSE!.Please read and review.I need reviews people.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,729 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008
funny Dr who stories reviews
Just my own collection of Dr who stories that i came up with. No flames please.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,059 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 6/13/2007
Hippy Snotter and the chamber of secrets reviews
Hippy is back in his second year at Bogwarts where an evil plot is taking place.This is a parody of the second Harry Potter movie. NO FLAMES,NO FLAMES,I MEAN IT, NO FLAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,658 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007
The green Diamond reviews
The Daleks are after a rare green Diamond in order to complete their human enslaver machine, but the diamond has been discovered by a young girl who is told to protect it by a man known as the Doctor. No flames please.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,708 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007
Vicky Pollard goes to the cinema reviews
Vicky Pollard wants to see an 18 rated movie but gets thrown out of cinema before seeing the film. No Flames please
Little Britain - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
Hippy Snotter and the philosopher's pizza reviews
Boy wizard,Hippy snotter finds out about a magical pizza,rated t for slight rudeness and naughty language. No Flames please,thankyou. Completed.Reviews accepted but not flames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,011 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Complete
Funny harry Potter stories reviews
These are some Harry Potter stories that I came up with. No flames please.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,186 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 7/11/2007
Different things a Dalek could be good for reviews
title says all.NO FLAMES PLEASE.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007
the doctor and lauren the teenager reviews
Just a short story staring the Doctor,lauren the teenagercatherine tate show and a dalek.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete
Lord voldemort meets thetellytubbies reviews
Ever wanted to find out what Voldemort was most terrified off well now you can.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
20 ways to cook harry potter characters reviews
Just something i decided to write because i was bored lol.NO FLAMES OR ELSE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Doctor who and the chavs reviews
find out what happens when the doctor meets a bunch of chavs.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Complete
choccymort reviews
During a confrontation with Voldemort, Harry potter turns the dark lord into a Chocolate bar. NO FLAMES OR ELSE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Voldemort - Complete