Alyssa vs Umbridge

It was the day after the sorting and Alyssa couldn't wait to cause trouble in her lessons, the first one she had was defense agaisnt the dark arts and she was ready for trouble causing.

"I am going to give the defense agaisnt the dark arts teacher hell, hahaha" she said evily. Many other peope gave her weird looks. "What?" she denied "I didn't do anything".She picked up her books and headed for defense against the dark arts where she sat at the back. It wasn't long until the teacher, Proffesor Umbridge walked in and a mischievness grin spread across Alyssa's face.

"Good morning first years and welcome to your very first lesson of defense agaisnt the dark a---" she was interupted by a farting noise. She looked around at everyone who looked innocent. Umbridge shook her head and continued on.

"As I was saying, welcome to defense agaisnt the dark arts first years, I am Proffesor Umbrdige and I will be your teach---------" the farting noise came again and it seemed to be coming from the back of the classroom so Umbridge walked to the back and saw Alyssa making farting noises with her hands.

"So, you must be miss Granger" said Umbridge. Alyssa nodded.

"Do you know miss Granger that you are annoying me?" she asked. Alyssa nodded with a big smirk on her face.

"I know that, you hag" the young girl responded. Many gasps erupted from the class and Umbrdige didn't look too happy.

"How dare you, you little madam" she shrieked but Alyssa carried on smirking.

"What dare, I didn't do any dares, I haven't even been playing spin the bottle. You are stupid". This time, Umbridge was really angry.

"That's it miss granger, I will see you in detention later" Umbridge bellowed.

"Don't count on it, toadface" Alyssa replied. The class burst into laughter.

"SILENCE" Umbridge screamed then turning to Alyssa "you will be coming to detention and I will not tolerate any of your cheek in my classroom" and with that, she walked up to the front when Alyssa threw a paper areoplane at her. When it hit her back, Umbrdige whirled around and looked at the class suspiciously.

"If I find out who did that..." she warned. Alyssa decided she had enough of old Toadface and snuck out of the classroom through the back way and into the corridors.

"Now I am going to exsplore this place, much better than being with Umbicth" and she skipped along the corridors, whistling happly. Just then, she heard a mysterious ticking noise.