Kaia Papayahide bio
 Author has written 4 stories for Song of the Lioness, Harry Potter, and Mentalist. I've been reading fanfiction long enough to know what I like and don't like in a story, but I need feedback from everyone out there to tell me what's good and bad in my own stories. Personally, I'm a bit of a wanderer. I settled down to a full time job after completing school, so there isn't as much time for writing. I do, however, still plan to finish what I have up here. Eventually. Hopefully. Note on my stories: I'm working on finishing up all the stories that I've started here, and I don't think any more works-in-progress will go up. Any new stories I post will have at least one fully completed draft, because that's how the cool kids do it. After I churn out the Avengers bit that's rattling around in my brain, I'll start finishing up what I can of the rest. | |||||||
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Harry Potter and the Prince of Slytherin by The Sinister Man reviews
Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Four starts on 9/1/20. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 138 - Words: 1,091,823 - Reviews: 14985 - Favs: 13,745 - Follows: 15,581 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Theodore N.
Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 73 - Words: 438,017 - Reviews: 4933 - Favs: 6,419 - Follows: 6,394 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Whiskey Time Travel by Sapper One reviews
When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1978, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,948 - Reviews: 1985 - Favs: 10,534 - Follows: 13,178 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B., Rosmerta, Nicolas F.
Danse Macabre by RarissimaAvis reviews
"... The last glimpse of sunset, a green flash shoots up into the sky... Some say—" "It signals when a soul comes back to this world from the dead." —POTC quote. The Higher Entities end up letting three souls have a second chance at life. One flash of green light the colour of death. Three souls return to the Living. History is rewritten. And Fate laughs. Warnings inside. AU-ish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,172 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 1,720 - Follows: 1,989 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 3/10/2015 - Harry P., Gellert G.
Death is but the Next Great Adventure by TheObsidianQuill reviews
What if that night in Godric's Hollow went differently? What if Harry did die? What if Death stepped in and made a deal with the Savior of the Wizarding World? How different would Harry's life be after that deal? (Or, Harry makes a deal with Death and in exchange gains something Voldemort has fought his entire life for. Immortality. And a strange friendship with Death) (Harry/Tom)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 272,293 - Reviews: 1407 - Favs: 3,152 - Follows: 3,726 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 7/18/2016 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Barefoot by Zaxaramas reviews
Harry has the ability to learn the history of any object he touches, whether he wants to or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 153,499 - Reviews: 3098 - Favs: 10,555 - Follows: 12,731 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 7/7/2015 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Animagus at War by White Squirrel reviews
Sequel to The Accidental Animagus. Voldemort's back, and this time, he's not alone. Harry and his family are caught in the middle as the wizarding war goes international. Years 5-7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 176,445 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 2,544 - Follows: 3,862 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 8/6/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L.
A Different Professor by AsphodelWolf15 reviews
"Her skeleton will lie in the chamber forever." Ginny has been taken to the Chamber of Secrets and Harry may know where that is. How would things have turned out if he had gone to a Different Professor? Rated T for violence and gore
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 365,137 - Reviews: 2250 - Favs: 5,349 - Follows: 6,932 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 5/16/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Dodging Prison and Stealing Witches - Revenge is Best Served Raw by LeadVonE reviews
Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 646,435 - Reviews: 8700 - Favs: 17,053 - Follows: 20,232 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 10/23/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Ginny W.]
The Perils of Innocence by avidbeader reviews
AU. In an institute to help children with psychological issues, a child is abandoned by his guardians because he does extraordinary things. Rather than fear him, the doctors work to help him try to control this ability. They discover other children with these incredible powers. And then odd letters arrive one summer day. Rating will probably go up later. Eventual H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 101,526 - Reviews: 3781 - Favs: 7,224 - Follows: 9,501 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Teaching History (is Old News) by You Light The Sky reviews
In which Tom is the DADA professor at Hogwarts, secretly recruiting followers for his future army, and Harry is the worst Divination professor ever, accidentally messing up Tom's plans. Drabble series. Eventual TMRxHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 84,259 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 2,258 - Follows: 2,520 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 5/30/2016 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Voldemort] Albus D.
The Consort Tournament by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
AU:NOT DYSTOPIAN! The Dark Lord wanted a consort and had decided to host a competition that involved nearly everyone in Britain. If they thought they were good enough, they could enter to compete in a certain amount of tasks set by the Lord of the lands himself. Only the victor would have the skills necessary to become Voldemort's consort. A/N: Harrymort. Voldy-Wins-AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 183,716 - Reviews: 2212 - Favs: 3,799 - Follows: 4,308 - Updated: 11/18/2019 - Published: 6/24/2016 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Hermione G., Draco M.
Narcissa Militant by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. Narcissa is actually the source of the Malfoy family's wealth—and not because she inherited the Black fortune, either. She's an in-demand spy and assassin. But now she's retired, and intent on using all her skills to make sure her baby boy gets what he wants. If that's Harry Potter, then Harry Potter he shall have. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 138,557 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 2,018 - Follows: 2,060 - Updated: 9/26/2019 - Published: 6/28/2017 - [Narcissa M., Lucius M.] [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
The Evil Overlord List by boomvroomshroom reviews
Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,930 - Reviews: 2373 - Favs: 6,064 - Follows: 6,596 - Updated: 8/17/2019 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Embracing Lifes Riddles Without Asking Questions by Nemesis13 reviews
When Harry and Voldemort died at each others hands, Harry awoke in an alley as a ten year old girl. Perplexed at this turn of events but not overly surprised, she is taken to Wool's Orphanage. Now known as Iris Black, she is roomed with Tom Riddle, who she decides to befriend because honestly, why not see how things unfold from the other side? It might be fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,337 - Reviews: 2064 - Favs: 6,849 - Follows: 8,290 - Updated: 5/18/2019 - Published: 3/19/2016 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Minerva M., Alphard B.
Through the Looking Glass by Nemesis13 reviews
Harry Potter had won the war, it had been bloody, brutal, and in the end almost entirely pointless. Despite his influence nothing changed in their secluded society and eventually he just stopped caring. With Hermione's blessing he eventually decides to perform a ritual that jumps universes, and somehow ends up the caretaker of a female version of himself. Chaos, of course, ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,286 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 4,019 - Follows: 5,394 - Updated: 5/12/2019 - Published: 3/23/2018 - [Bellatrix L., Harry P.] Sirius B., Andromeda T.
Be the Death of Me by Hweianime reviews
The one where Death loses one Harry Potter's soul, had a small mental break and took a vacation. A vacation as the Boy Who Lived. Because, irony. {Death!Harry, well, more like Harry!Death.} (slash, SSHP, warning: underage) STOPS AT END OF THIRD YEAR. If interested in more check out my account at AO3 (Hweianime) for the smuttier ongoing ver
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 432,941 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 2,381 - Follows: 2,388 - Updated: 4/13/2019 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
By Baker Street Station, I Sat Down and Wept by Deco reviews
Petunia Dursley has trouble: she's lost her family, she's going crazy, she can do magic (but not always), her suitors are a mixed bag (operative word) & people keep trying to take her children away from her. They should be very afraid. (Not only a) Double Severitus. WARNING: Not what you expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 142 - Words: 555,365 - Reviews: 4170 - Favs: 2,135 - Follows: 2,435 - Updated: 3/31/2019 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Petunia D., Dudley D.
The Reclamation of Black Magic by ShayaLonnie reviews
Harry Potter's family isn't only at Number 4 Privet Drive. Unaware to even Dumbledore, an upheaval is approaching. The Ancient and Noble House of Black is reclaiming their power and changing the future of the magical world. *Updated Sporadically—Not Abandoned*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 199,026 - Reviews: 8362 - Favs: 11,255 - Follows: 15,372 - Updated: 3/14/2019 - Published: 7/19/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Dorea Black/Potter
Leaving it all behind by Amira Devant reviews
Harry knew about the horcruxes when he is faced with betrayal. Fleeing, he enters a new school. If he has to die then he will drag the SOB Voldemort with him. Facing death, Harry leaves it all behind. HPxOMC SLASH AU!4567!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 155,481 - Reviews: 1937 - Favs: 4,303 - Follows: 4,934 - Updated: 2/27/2019 - Published: 2/16/2010 - [Harry P., OC] Albus D.
Full Circle by tetsurashian reviews
Harry and Tom's souls are tied together. Which is why they're in this endless loop of rebirth. At some point, they stopped caring and just started fucking with people. (slightly crack AU w/ some seriousness) MoD!Harry, kinda soulmates!TMRHP SLASH M/M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,334 - Reviews: 3054 - Favs: 7,882 - Follows: 8,701 - Updated: 1/31/2019 - Published: 4/21/2016 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
The Merging by Shaydrall reviews
To Harry Potter, Fifth Year seemed like the same as any other. Classmates, homework, new dangers, Voldemort risen in the shadows… the usual, even with a Dementor attack kicking things off. But how long can he maintain the illusion that everything is under control? As hope for a normal life slips away through his fingers, will Harry bear the weight of it all... or will it crush him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 394,328 - Reviews: 4547 - Favs: 10,595 - Follows: 12,454 - Updated: 10/27/2018 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Harry P.
Again and Again by Athey reviews
The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 44 - Words: 335,972 - Reviews: 6048 - Favs: 12,085 - Follows: 11,956 - Updated: 10/7/2018 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Unmitigated Chaos by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione is not surprised that Harry is spending their sixth year befriending Slytherins, releasing dangerous beasts in the dungeons, inciting House Elf rebellions, and generally causing trouble. This is Harry, after all. Sequel to Dear Order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,925 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 4,138 - Follows: 5,239 - Updated: 8/9/2018 - Published: 9/19/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P.
Harry Potter and the Game by Concept101 reviews
With his life turned into a Game, Harry now has to raise a Phoenix, uncover the Founders' darkest secrets, deal with political manipulations and live through Hogwarts all while trying desperately to not swear too much.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 363,393 - Reviews: 7507 - Favs: 10,698 - Follows: 12,690 - Updated: 7/28/2018 - Published: 5/17/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Albus D.
The Bitter Hug of Mortality by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
Harry is the younger brother of the Boy Who Lived and is a little strange. He hears voices no one else can hear, he knows things no one else should know and he's just this side of crazy. Oh, and everyone thinks he's a squib. When it comes to Harry, however, all bets are off and nothing is entirely certain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 169,087 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 4,378 - Follows: 5,027 - Updated: 7/25/2018 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Harry P., Antioch P., Cadmus P., Ignotus P.
Cult Potter by TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas reviews
Edith Potter's life with her abusive family taught her two things. First - the only language some people understood was violence. Second - fear only lasts a generation; kindness lasts forever. The Girl Who Lived returns to magical Britain a cynical visionary; drawing in allies from all four houses for an end game neither Dumbledore nor Voldemort anticipated. Dark!Fem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 37 - Words: 127,447 - Reviews: 1185 - Favs: 3,056 - Follows: 3,538 - Updated: 6/30/2018 - Published: 3/6/2016 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Draco M., Sally-Anne P.
Like a Red Headed Stepchild by mugglesftw reviews
Harry Potter was born with red hair, but the Dursley's always treated him like the proverbial red-headed stepchild. Once he enters the wizarding world however, everyone assumes he's just another Weasley. To Harry's surprise, the Weasleys don't seem to mind. Now written by Gilderoy Lockhart, against everyone's better judgement.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 186,112 - Reviews: 1963 - Favs: 3,008 - Follows: 2,787 - Updated: 4/8/2018 - Published: 2/25/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Percy W., Fred W.
The Lady of Slytherin-Dark Beginnings by Nemesis13 reviews
Lillith Potter, The-Girl-Who-Lived, appears before Severus Snape bleeding and broken at the age of six. Determined to protect his dead friends daughter from sharing her mothers fate he raises her to be brutally pragmatic, viciously opportunistic, and violently protective of those she loves with the help of the Black Sisters. Dad!Snape, Mentor!Bellatrix, DarkFem!Harry, Third Year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 176,097 - Reviews: 2230 - Favs: 4,082 - Follows: 4,603 - Updated: 1/10/2018 - Published: 1/10/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] Severus S.
Dead Man Walking by Kitty Smith reviews
Harry's lived a long life. A good life. He's ready to go, but like all bureaucracies, Death's a little behind on their paperwork. He'll be fine in a temporary storage track, right? AU Epilogue-compliant WARNINGS: ineffective suicide(s), light gore, swearing, off-kilter humor, sort of dark!Harry, sort of time travel
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,952 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 1/6/2018 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Harry P., G. Ollivander
The Black Bunny by Windseeker2305 reviews
Harry's had it with his destined role after the Order does something he can't forgive. Now he's done with both sides of the war and wants to be left alone. But since when have his wishes ever counted for anything? LV/HP Slash & MPREG.More warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 484,412 - Reviews: 4526 - Favs: 8,755 - Follows: 8,435 - Updated: 12/6/2017 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P.
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 2242 - Favs: 12,371 - Follows: 12,387 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015
Sanity is Quite Simply Overrated by Nemesis13 reviews
Earth died, muggles and magicals had warred and damned themselves into oblivion. The only survivor was the less than sane Harry Potter. Eventually he stumbles upon the Veil of Death, on a whim he decides to walk through and soon awakens in his cupboard under the stairs as one Harriet Potter. The Marauders shall ride again, led by a not quite all there witch. (Black Family revival)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,841 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 2,570 - Follows: 3,097 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 7/2/2017 - Harry P., Sirius B., Bellatrix L., Arcturus B.
Reboot by Kallanit reviews
Very loosely based on the Reptilia28 Don't Fear the Reaper Death Challenge, whereby Harry gets to relive his life. As do a couple of other people. What effect does this have on Harry's life and the Voldemort Blood wars? Not a Discworld crossover, but some guest appearances by Death's granddaughter. Some character bashing. No Cursed Child or Fantastic Beasts. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 289,310 - Reviews: 2107 - Favs: 4,970 - Follows: 4,268 - Updated: 9/10/2017 - Published: 8/1/2013 - [Severus S., OC] [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4248 - Favs: 11,342 - Follows: 13,444 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
The Art of Self-Fashioning by Lomonaaeren reviews
Gen, AU. In a world where Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry still grows up with the Dursleys, but he learns to be more private about what matters to him. When McGonagall comes to give him his letter, she also unwittingly gives Harry both a new quest and a new passion: Transfiguration. Mentor Minerva fic. Rated for violence. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 293,426 - Reviews: 2876 - Favs: 6,196 - Follows: 5,380 - Updated: 7/27/2017 - Published: 10/29/2015 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Amalgum – Lockhart's Folly by tkepner reviews
Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 192,977 - Reviews: 1883 - Favs: 6,216 - Follows: 3,771 - Updated: 2/20/2017 - Published: 4/24/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Gilderoy L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Accidental Horcrux by the Imaginizer reviews
In which Harry Potter learns that friends can be made in the unlikeliest places...even in your own head. Alone and unwanted, eight-year-old Harry finds solace and purpose in a conscious piece of Tom Riddle's soul, unaware of the price he would pay for befriending the dark lord. But perhaps in the end it would all be worth it...because he'd never be alone again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 273,485 - Reviews: 2388 - Favs: 4,411 - Follows: 3,376 - Updated: 12/18/2016 - Published: 1/30/2016 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 78 - Words: 382,044 - Reviews: 15951 - Favs: 11,358 - Follows: 9,832 - Updated: 11/22/2016 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Beast's Virtue by Arliene reviews
Schooled at Durmstrang, forced into political upheaval, pursued by dark and light wizards alike, Harry Potter becomes a leader and icon for his entire generation, thus turning the Dark Lord's attention to him. HP/LV. Politician Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 33 - Words: 191,564 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 1,887 - Follows: 2,331 - Updated: 9/7/2016 - Published: 8/26/2014 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Tom R. Jr.
The Second Time Around by ZilchNil reviews
What happens when Harry, presented with an opportunity to return to the past, charges ahead in true Potter style? With little to no regard of consequences or plans of any sort? Rating is for language and adult situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 84,513 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 3,941 - Follows: 5,176 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Boys 'Round Here by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
With Sirius Black on the loose, Harry and Ron arrive for their 3rd year as rambunctious, loud, obnoxious teenagers. Sounds normal. Why, then, is Albus Dumbledore so worried? Is it going to be just a normal year at Hogwarts? Is it ever when a Potter is involved?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,896 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 3/17/2016 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Severus S., Albus D.
House of Snakes by FlitterFlutterFly reviews
At 30 years old, Harry doesn't have the life he'd always dreamed would come after defeating Voldemort. A chance discovery allows him an opportunity to go back in time and change some things. Wherein Harry raises his younger self, dances the political dance with Death Eaters and a resurrected Tom Riddle, and searches for a way to stop the destruction of the magical world. OldHP/TMR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,293 - Reviews: 1369 - Favs: 7,359 - Follows: 8,638 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 6/24/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
The Art of Hidden Personas by whitedwarf reviews
HP/LV Harry grows up relying on only himself until his adoption, when he is taught the manners and politics of high pureblood circles. Masking his dark intelligence at Hogwarts & intending to escape notice, past secrets and Dark Lords force his hidden hand.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 199,424 - Reviews: 5642 - Favs: 7,653 - Follows: 8,755 - Updated: 1/5/2016 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
0800-Rent-A-Hero by brainthief reviews
Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,580 - Reviews: 3756 - Favs: 10,946 - Follows: 12,737 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Harry P.
A Serpentine Path by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
In which the most cunning Slytherin isn't actually a Slytherin, and Harry Potter is far more than a normal schoolboy. The Dark Lord marked him as an equal for a reason. Third-year AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,603 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 1,358 - Updated: 10/18/2015 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Harry P., F. Flitwick, Draco M.
Awaken Sleeper by Water Mage reviews
For years Harrison Potter has been in a mental institution living dreams of magic, wizards, and dark lords. Eventually the dreamer has to awaken. His reality has to be accepted as fantasy. Although some things stay the same... Dresden Files xover.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 194,549 - Reviews: 1860 - Favs: 3,872 - Follows: 3,912 - Updated: 10/4/2015 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Harry P.
World of Weirdcraft by SpaceAnJL reviews
This is Sheldor the Conqueror – a cold, brutal warlord. He's quite a guy. This is Queen Penelope. She's a beautiful barbarian. She's one warrior-goddess who knows how to take care of herself. When they met, it was...Mordor...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,437 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 9/21/2015 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny
Black Princess Ascendant by Silently Watches reviews
Second in the Black Queen series. Last year, Jen had to contend with a deadly Tournament, a revived Dark Lord, a meddlesome Headmaster, and worst of all, reconciliation attempts by her parents. Surely her OWL year can't be anywhere near as complicated. Can it? NOT for children!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 301,803 - Reviews: 3692 - Favs: 3,992 - Follows: 3,315 - Updated: 9/16/2015 - Published: 12/18/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Sirius B. - Complete
Rebirth by Athey reviews
Two boys grow up together in an orphanage, grow powerful at school, are torn apart by death and brought back together by rebirth. Horcruxes aren't the only way to live forever. Necromancy, reincarnation, TR/HP Slash dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 269,743 - Reviews: 3062 - Favs: 7,772 - Follows: 5,710 - Updated: 8/16/2015 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Sine Qua Non by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
AU. The best place to start is at the beginning, and Harry supposes it all began with the mysterious Professor H. J. Prewett. Years 1 through 7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 41,846 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 8/7/2015 - Published: 5/12/2015 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Potter, Gaming Wizard Extraordinair by Dreetje reviews
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When life gives you the powers of a game character, you become the best character you can possibly be. Harry Potter wasn't just a Wizard. No, he was much more than that. With his powers, he'll become the strongest and kick the Dark Tosser's ass while doing so. Watch out world, Harry Potter is a new man and he's not to be messed with.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,775 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 4,880 - Follows: 6,071 - Updated: 7/11/2015 - Published: 1/19/2015 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Hermione G., Neville L.
The Rise of a Dark Lord by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
Dumbledore was sure he had made the right choice. Ten years later Harry shows him just how wrong he was. With little regard for most, Harry makes a name for himself at Hogwarts, and shows everyone that he is far more than just the BWL. In doing that he attracts the attention of the Dark Lord, making Voldemort believe that the Boy-Who-Lived could be far more than an enemy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 239,985 - Reviews: 5159 - Favs: 12,475 - Follows: 12,848 - Updated: 4/14/2015 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Harry Potter: The RPG by britael reviews
After his self-sacrifice Harry is faced with a choice, stay in limbo or play a RPG game about himself. Enough to say that stories about a character that actually chose to stay in limbo would not be a popular one... Video-game fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 87,447 - Reviews: 997 - Favs: 2,352 - Follows: 2,937 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Harry P.
Death's Son by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
He was lying in the mud dying, the world was already dead. Voldemort must be in his grave laughing, he had been right all along and now it was to late to do anything about it. Death didn't quite agree with that and now Death's son was going to make the muggles pay for everything they had done. This story will contain slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,391 - Reviews: 1882 - Favs: 6,223 - Follows: 7,063 - Updated: 3/9/2015 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
I See The Moon by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,930 - Reviews: 4888 - Favs: 13,259 - Follows: 15,230 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 4663 - Favs: 12,311 - Follows: 12,415 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
Chance Encounters by Rain Seaker reviews
Harry meets the members of the Avengers at different times throughout his life.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,374 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 5,745 - Follows: 2,754 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 3256 - Favs: 8,837 - Follows: 10,424 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 6443 - Favs: 12,522 - Follows: 8,441 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Oh You Didn't Know? Yeah, He's Awesome by RuRuLaLa reviews
Remember Goblet of Fire? What would happen if Harry took the filter off his mouth and actually said what he's thinking? Bad things, probably. But it'll be fun as hell. My go at the Intelligent!Harry, Smart alec!Harry situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,325 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 4,748 - Follows: 4,550 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Harry P.
Changeling by romanescue reviews
Feeling like he and his friends have drifted apart, Harry makes the choice to start over somewhere new. He should have known that even in another world, trouble would still find him; this time in the form of a strange detective. Deaged!Genius!ESP!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,183 - Reviews: 2166 - Favs: 5,339 - Follows: 6,129 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Harry P., L
To the Waters and the Wild by Paimpont reviews
While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,146 - Reviews: 5919 - Favs: 10,861 - Follows: 11,942 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Twist of Fate by FirePhoenix8 reviews
Harry is taken the night Dumbledore is about to leave him with the Dursleys. With forces meddling in the timeline, Harry and Tom become the Riddle brothers. Follow the boys from the 1930s, WWII & Grindelwald, to canon years and a much changed future. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 723,060 - Reviews: 4119 - Favs: 3,326 - Follows: 3,303 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Fallen by Confusedknight reviews
Kicked out of Page training, Kel becomes entangled in a bitter struggle for the suffering people of Scanra. Four years later she returns to Tortall, a stranger to those who once knew her, a stranger who has not forgotten the promises she made...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 424,488 - Reviews: 12041 - Favs: 2,739 - Follows: 1,992 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Keladry, Nealan, Raoul, Domitan - Complete
Out of the Fire and into the Cupboard by HalfASlug reviews
There's a reason that adults don't usually play hide and seek - especially when they are nothing more than overgrown children.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,731 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 1,350 - Follows: 238 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Resolution by GreenGecko reviews
Sequel to Resonance and Revolution. Harry enters his second year as an Auror Apprentice. Snape's wedding looms, and Harry's odd new powers mature, creating mayhem, perilous temptations, and opportunities to gain real wisdom.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 83 - Words: 787,823 - Reviews: 3084 - Favs: 1,636 - Follows: 1,785 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Trust Is A Relative Thing by Silverfawkes reviews
What if Petunia put the blame where it belonged instead of on Harry? OOC Petunia Dursley Rating for mild language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 219,068 - Reviews: 5815 - Favs: 7,510 - Follows: 8,045 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Harry P.
Apocalypse Week by Eternal Contradiction reviews
Sheldon Cooper is crazy, but also kind of made of awesomeness. Or at least that's how Howard puts it. Penny thinks there's a possibility he's made of sexy, and really, the world must be ending if she has to suppress wayward urges to kiss him.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,536 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 1,809 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The News Article Significance by SRWriting34 reviews
Penny knows what she wants in life. At least, she used to. Howard and Bernadette's wedding sets off a series of events which will change her life forever. Plans change and Penny will have to learn the hard way how to adapt.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 195,634 - Reviews: 1629 - Favs: 2,084 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
A Week is Just Seven Days Isn't It? by scifigrl47 reviews
When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,906 - Reviews: 1009 - Favs: 3,696 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Debts to Destiny by Mountain907 reviews
Sequel to The Cursed Summer- a MUST READ- Starts off after returned home from his summer adventure to find he was a ward to Mr. Weasley. He tries to forge his own path but with an over protective Headmaster, and headstrong betrothed, can he do it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,157 - Reviews: 1415 - Favs: 3,977 - Follows: 5,359 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Harveste Addams and the HalfBlood Prince by kyaru-chan reviews
Deception, disorder, distraction and devotion. Don't forget the jam, darlings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,423 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 3,143 - Follows: 3,438 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Harry P.
Medium Rare by jadzialove reviews
Seeing the dead is nothing new to Harry - it's when the dead are actually alive that the problems begin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,189 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Shules by Kili Boston reviews
Some romantic, sorta fluffy, pieces between our favorite resident psychic and junior detective, because, dude, who doesn't see that one coming?
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 69,435 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Shawn S., Juliet oH.
Shiny and Blue by Der Mondstrahl reviews
Harry finds himself in 1957 with new powers. With a job at Hogwarts, he makes friends the with adults from his youth like Albus and Minerva, and deals with old enemies. This story has action, adventure, humor and romance!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 214,358 - Reviews: 1722 - Favs: 1,874 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Faerie Touched by Blind Author reviews
Complete. AU. In a world of sorcerers and magic, Sherlock is a Faerie-born and John, lacking any kind of magical talent, often seems a bit out of place. But he has a gift all his own...Slash, Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,781 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 2,429 - Follows: 304 - Published: 6/16/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Yet Another Universe by Silverfawkes reviews
AU lighthearted funfest with mature overtones,Post DH Harry gets pulled to an AU only to be expected to do it again. Dumbledore bashing is rampant Harry is doing it his way but he's going to have fun doing it! RATING FOR LANG. AND SEX INUENDO
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 65,708 - Reviews: 2467 - Favs: 5,617 - Follows: 2,674 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 5673 - Favs: 14,847 - Follows: 16,291 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Harveste Addams and the Sorceror's Stone by kyaru-chan reviews
A little death can change so much. Delightful, isn't it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,370 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 4,483 - Follows: 1,146 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Paladin Protocol by SpaceAnJL reviews
*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,749 - Reviews: 1734 - Favs: 4,070 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
My Fair Sheldon by immortalbeloved13 reviews
Penny gives Sheldon dancing lessons. *Sequel to "My Fair Penny"*
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,585 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 15055 - Favs: 23,813 - Follows: 9,720 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Path of Decision by lulu42 reviews
Voldemort is in power, but the Wizarding World fights back. Harry Potter, Master of Death, is faced with a choice, move forward or change everything? Warning: This story is weird and not for everyone.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sandman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 244,647 - Reviews: 1483 - Favs: 2,366 - Follows: 1,320 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Two Red Roses Across The Moon by SpaceAnJL reviews
The final part of Thanksgiving. Double-size chapter, for all you patient readers. And the impatient one - yes, I'm looking at you, FiveRoses...
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,184 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009
Slightly Scarlet by SpaceAnJL reviews
- This fic sort of ties in with 'Two Red Roses', but, er, well...look, it has Jane in a tuxedo, okay?-
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Scarlet Threads by SpaceAnJL reviews
*New ficlet* Today, my brain is all made up of random. And this is what happens when that is the case...
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 32,698 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4836 - Favs: 12,960 - Follows: 5,995 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Reverse Pygmalion Paradox by Bartimus Crotchety reviews
Penny wakes up after a lost night of drinking with a surprise visitor with her in her bed. What really happened? Only one person knows, and he's got an eye twitch. A Penny/Sheldon fanfic. Nothing graphic is planned, the rating is for my peace of mind.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,792 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Complete
The Proper Banishment of Wrackspurts by Skybright Daye reviews
Luna meets another girl who is a bit . . . off. Crossover with Firefly, written for a fic challenge.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Luna L. - Complete
Drink Red Wine and Be Merry by Erinya reviews
Lisbon hates Christmas. Jane takes her to dinner to try to cheer her up, and wine and conversation lead them to unexpected places--past, present, and maybe even future. Lisbon/Jane.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,384 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Black Heir by FirePhoenix8 reviews
AU.Harry escapes from the Dursleys when he's ten years old and is found by the escaped Sirius Black. His whole life changes as he slowly discovers his destiny. Durmstrang,DarkArts,dueling,powers,heritage,horcruxes,hallows,Tom,Grindelwald.Darkish!Harry.HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 871,879 - Reviews: 5401 - Favs: 7,191 - Follows: 3,423 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2322 - Favs: 4,818 - Follows: 1,178 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6370 - Favs: 17,138 - Follows: 5,985 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2758 - Favs: 4,525 - Follows: 1,988 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
In An Alternate Universe by Ms-Figg reviews
HGSS Roles are reversed. Hermione Granger and Severus Snape exchange places in the HP alternative universe, with Hermione as the Snarky Slytherin Potions Mistress and Snape as the young, smitten Age of Consent Gryffindor. Lemons, Humor. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 92,434 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Superlatives by Kudra23 reviews
A photo of Harry and Draco captured by Colin Creevey's camera sets off a series of unexpected events. HarryDraco pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,275 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Altered Destinies by DobbyElfLord reviews
DONE! Harry has defeated Voldemort, but it was a costly victory. Aberforth Dumbledore presents a plan to go back and kill the infant Riddle, but Harry will have to stay there 10 years. Can Harry alter the wizarding world's destiny? WWII and Grindelwald
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 289,078 - Reviews: 3906 - Favs: 8,380 - Follows: 3,328 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Reign of Power by Fyrning reviews
PostOotP. The lines between Dark and Light have faded into Grey and Harry must learn to fight for himself...7th year and the war is breaking...Lords, Heirs, Vampires,werewolves, magic and more.No pairings.AU after HBP. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 171,382 - Reviews: 3478 - Favs: 5,640 - Follows: 2,376 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 3/1/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Sand Castles & Fingerpaints by Kudra23 reviews
Postwar, postHogwarts: Harry and Draco meet up at a Ministry celebration, and wackiness ensues. Pairing: HarryDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,595 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4623 - Favs: 8,822 - Follows: 2,756 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
Raspberry Jam by vvc reviews
Draco tries not to think of his upcoming transition and the unwanted partner chosen for him by his father. Then he finds he may have a choice after all. Will the faith he puts into his choice be rewarded? HPDM A slow, soft romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,655 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 6,026 - Follows: 1,253 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Seventeen Hours by eliana-moran reviews
COMPLETE That was how long she had been working and after only 2 hours of sleep she was called back in. He doesn't know who she is, she recognizes him, and the success of his show rests in her hands. Ginevra's a tech and Draco's a Rock Star. see profile
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,134 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/13/2005 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
The Better Side of Their Arse by lilplum19 reviews
ONE SHOT A little arguement about which arse is better turns into alot of conflicts and denail, as well as a little temptation.My First Fanfic made out of laughs so please R R !
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ghost of a Memory by Phoenix Boy reviews
HPSS. After killing Voldemort, Harry leaves the wizarding world for a few years before joining the university under a different name. Now he returns to teach at Hogwarts. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 106,109 - Reviews: 1974 - Favs: 4,127 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 10/30/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Betrayed by kateydidnt reviews
In his fifth year Harry Potter was framed for murder and sentenced to Azkaban. Ten years later his innocence is proven. What will Harry do? Written PreOotP. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,138 - Reviews: 4129 - Favs: 8,450 - Follows: 2,357 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
The Cat, Bagged by Persephone Kore reviews
Near the beginning of his sixth year, Harry catches Crookshanks swearing in Parseltongue. Investigation leads to a long talk about Sirius, Slytherins, the prophecy, hunting, history, and house elves. Nothing to do with Time's Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Harry P., Salazar S. - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1973 - Favs: 9,006 - Follows: 2,505 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Marriage by Janara reviews
[Complete] At the start of Harry's seventh year Dumbledore has come up with the perfect way of ending the war. There is only one problem, Harry refuses to play the Headmaster's game. Will Harry be able to avoid the trap set by the aged wizard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,058 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 2,197 - Follows: 596 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2817 - Favs: 7,157 - Follows: 587 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Not Myself by Terion reviews
AU fic. Harry Potter is left as an orphan on the streets of London. Yet when he finds himself in the home of a family of wizards, he finds that he's a wizard. And not just any wizard... ( A/N: I started writing this story over going on 17 years ago - as of 2019 - when I was in high school. Yes, it has errors & plot holes. No, I am not fixing them in this version. )
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 184 - Words: 416,441 - Reviews: 5292 - Favs: 3,343 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 6/1/2002 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Over Time: First Friends by Mynuet reviews
**COMPLETE** At long last, for my loyal readers: Ginny took a deep breath and composed herself. Was she really about to do a striptease in front of her best pal, Draco Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,110 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/1/2003 - Published: 5/25/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
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Hero Worship reviews
Dumbledore visited Harry at the Dursleys to deliver his Hogwarts letter, rather than leave it to fate. What he found distressed him immensely and he made a few suggestions to Harry that will have long lasting implications. Features a flummoxed Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,419 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Blacked Out Calendar Days reviews
Everyone has days on which something bad happened in the past, especially at the CBI. How Jane deals with those days is up to him, though he overhears a gem of advice from Van Pelt to Lisbon. Possible future Jane/Lisbon, but no fluff yet. One-Shot.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,136 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
More to Kel reviews
There may be more to Kel that is apparent to everyone at first glance. She is, after all, also a girl. This started as a one-shot, and it ended up growing it's own chapters. Let me know your opinions. Slight Kel/Neal, but I'm not sure where it's going.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,516 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Tortall
Kel's Birthday Gift reviews
It's Kel's birthday, and our own Protector needs some birthday cheer. The Scanran war has just finished, and Kel is working at New Hope. Yuki has some devious plans for Kel's birthday, but will they succeed? K/D -Don't like it? Don't read it. OneShot
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,292 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Tortall - Complete
