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Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Hi Everybody! It's been a while...

So if you haven't noticed, I'm not the best at updating. I publish as I write so this probably isn't going to change, because RL (Real Life) must come before writing, unfortunately. So for those of you waiting for Taking Offense, An Incorrect Summoning and a Whole Lot of Weasleys, or whatever else I've got going on, I'm sorry. Please be patient. To anyone who's not, I have only this to say...bow ties are cool.

November 2016 Update: sorry everybody, but I am officially on hiatus. I will be back, don't worry, but I decided to work on a few original writing projects before my fanfics.


Concerning Reviews

I have no problems with guest reviews unlike some other writers on here, but I will remove/report any and all reviews with excessive bad language. Otherwise--please review! I love reviews! I live off their wonderful, life-sustaining dew! To all of you lovely readers out there who do review, thank you. It means the world to me, especially if it's constructive criticism that will help my stories get better.

Or just people saying how awesome I am. *big cheesy grin

My Darling (Not Always So Little) Stories

An Incorrect Summoning and a Whole Lot of Weasleys - By far my favorite story. Probably the one I will work on the most. You know all those stories where a victorious Harry is summoned to another world to fix all their problems? Well, imagine if it went wrong, and George Weasley was snagged instead. A George Weasley who'd lost Fred, had far too many marital problems, was forced to leave behind his two kids, and maybe came from a place where the war had totally decimated the magical population? Hmmm...

Basically, imagine a young, aching Moody with a sick sense of humor and you've got George. Twin-centric. Obviously.

Neither world is quite cannon, but George's home world is much, much closer to cannon than his new one. Bashing in some worlds and not in others. Dumbledore bashing all around, although it differs world to world.

Taking Offense - The basis for this story is that the Prewett twins (Gideon and Fabian) survived the Death Eaters' attack on them, and thereby threw off all of Dumbledore's plans. They abandon the Order, and Regulus Black approaches them for help with someone's (cough-can'timaginewhose-cough) horcruxes. Includes OCs, Aries and Rigel Lestrange-turned-Black, and a Muggle named Ms. Anthony. Mostly twin-centric (so many twins!) with lots of Harry on the side. Some romance (no spoilers!), and selected bashing.

A Coffee Shop and the Fourth Wall (Parts 1 and 2) - Harry Potter/Percy Jackson/Doctor Who crossover. The 11th Doctor takes Socrates to a coffee shop where they happen upon an amiable (and apparently philosophical) Fred Weasley and Percy Jackson. The four then happen to get into a discussion about the existence of the Fourth Wall, alternate realities, and the belief of us darling readers. May write a third someday.

The Many Ways to Say Hello - Mostly-angsty romance one-shots, featuring cannon relationships (and ones that make me go squeeee!), along with some next-gen (and therefore OC), and possibly Marauder Times as well. Requests will be pondered, but may not always be accepted. Written mostly because I wanted practice, but I actually like how most of these turned out.


Disclaimer: I am too lazy to put this in my stories, so here: I own nothing except my vivid imagination, astounding good looks, and two lousy cats.

Also...If anyone wants to borrow the ideas for my stories, just PM me, 'cause I usually don't mind. And I want to read them; after all, if you're going to come up with a plot, it better be one you like, even if you don't write the story. That's my theory, anyway. So PM me, so I can read and review!


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Master of Wood, Water and Hill by Karmic Acumen reviews
Bilbo Baggins wondered what Gandalf was thinking. Oh well, Bag End would sort him out. His house did NOT approve of vandalism, thank you very much. That rune carved into his door learned it personally. Besides, it served the wizard right for not heeding the rumors about Bilbo and the Old Forest.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 100,377 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 2,490 - Follows: 2,353 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Kíli, Fíli
Hell is Other People by amitai reviews
After a series of attacks, Alex's entire class is sent to be trained at the SAS training camp, to give them a degree of self sufficiency to help them defend themselves. Unfortunately for Alex, he has to go with them... and not get noticed as different.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 441,168 - Reviews: 3954 - Favs: 3,428 - Follows: 3,809 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Alex R./Cub
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 185 - Words: 803,427 - Reviews: 12185 - Favs: 5,725 - Follows: 4,706 - Updated: 12/19/2019 - Published: 9/4/2005
The Evil Overlord List by boomvroomshroom reviews
Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,930 - Reviews: 2369 - Favs: 6,044 - Follows: 6,575 - Updated: 8/17/2019 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Mini-Fics by ElMarquis reviews
Collections of little stories which may or may not be continued, please do message if you wish to continue them. Many stories designed to screw with your head.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 206,933 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 12/11/2018 - Published: 1/20/2015 - Harry P.
Courage and Cunning by preciousann reviews
Salazar Slytherin has had enough of Dumbledore and Voldemort's stupidity, so on October 31, 1981 he decides to put a stop to the wizarding war. Things do not go according to plan. He loses his memories, but 10 years later he regains them when he gets a familiar letter. Bashing of some characters at first, but it gets better. A twist to the Harry is Salazar genre. More inside...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 523,809 - Reviews: 3137 - Favs: 4,462 - Follows: 4,784 - Updated: 8/15/2018 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort, Salazar S.
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 6670 - Favs: 6,820 - Follows: 7,691 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
They're Us by Goldenbrook15 reviews
When the Young Justice land themselves in another dimension by accident and then manage to escape the entire Justice League (who strangely don't know them at all) and flee into the world outside, Batman can only come to one conclusion, "They're us, from a different world."
Crossover - Justice League & Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 63,646 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 1,577 - Follows: 1,733 - Updated: 9/7/2017 - Published: 10/15/2015 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Robin, Wally W./Kid Flash
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,240 - Reviews: 3512 - Favs: 6,446 - Follows: 7,985 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 4761 - Favs: 13,761 - Follows: 14,926 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
Irrelevance by Adari reviews
A series of one-shots, which may or may not be considered connected, from a world where Harry Potter did not turn off his brain when sorted into Gryffindor. Usually Harry, but not always.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,745 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 1,430 - Updated: 6/6/2017 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Harry P.
Under Stormy Skies by anaer reviews
Dead. He was dead. His life was over. Yesterday, no one had ever heard of Wallace Rudolph West. Today, the whole world knew he was Kid Flash. All because of that stupid field trip.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,822 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 7/5/2016 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Barry A./Flash
Bilbo Baggins: Frying Pan Wielder by WeStandHereUnited reviews
Bilbo Baggins was about as frightening as a baby rabbit, that was to say: not at all. Or at least, that is what Thorin Oakenshield had thought up until that fateful night. The dwarf had worried before over how the hobbit would fare when they reached the mountain...now? That dragon was toast. Turns out hobbits can be very dangerous creatures when given a frying pan to swing around
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,844 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 6/29/2016 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Glóin, Legolas
There and Back Again, Again by WeStandHereUnited reviews
Bilbo Baggins was more than ready for another adventure when he boarded the ship to the Grey Havens. He did not know what to expect to happen, but that was the idea, was it not? Still, waking up as a young hobbit lad was the last thing he had imagined...Good opportunity for some fun though. Middle-earth will never know what hit it. (Timetravel fic.)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,673 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 6/29/2016 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Doll House by Many A Mistake reviews
Barry just wanted to make things work. Between an uncooperative ward, unusual deaths and a very absent Hal Jordan - Barry is struggling to stay optimistic. From there it only gets more difficult and Barry is forced to play by someone else's rules.
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 115,761 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/7/2016 - Published: 10/14/2015 - Bruce W./Batman, Hal J./Green Lantern, Barry A./Flash, Len S./Captain Cold - Complete
Lion Unity by Fruitality reviews
"While you are here, your house will be something like your family within Hogwarts," said McGonagall. Following the 1991-92 school year, the Gryffindors decide to make good on that promise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 69 - Words: 250,478 - Reviews: 1962 - Favs: 2,459 - Follows: 2,621 - Updated: 4/1/2016 - Published: 12/23/2012
Acclimatize by trufflemores reviews
1.02. Becoming The Flash is an adjustment.
Flash - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,303 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/15/2016 - Barry A./The Flash, Dr. Caitlin S., Cisco R. - Complete
The Application Process by Type-00 reviews
Fred and George have judged Malfoy and found him wanting. With the Triwizard Tournament about to start, and all eyes on Hogwarts, they decide to contribute by helping Harry find a new rival more appropriate to his skill level. From quidditch superstars to first year fanboys, no one is turned away from trying to rival the great Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,612 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 1/29/2016 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Fred W., Harry P., George W.
Evolution by foxfire222
Anger and fear are two emotions that can be caused by one another. Most humans are easily influenced by both of them to act irrationally, frantically. They can drive a mind to madness. Also, they make good motivators. Roy Bivolo knows this more then most.
Flash - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,705 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2016 - Cisco R., R. Bivolo/Rainbow Raider, Mark M./Weather Wizard - Complete
Subversion by Smiling Seshat reviews
Draco's Veela abilities awaken. His mate is Gilderoy Lockhart... This makes Lucius Malfoy *deeply* unhappy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/12/2015 - Draco M., Lucius M., Gilderoy L. - Complete
He's Not Dead Yet by Redbayly reviews
When Harry offered himself up to Voldemort, he discovered the people in the Ministry of Death are not happy with him at all. To make up for his years of blunders, Harry is sent back in time to correct everything that went wrong and to get some revenge. Harry/6 girls, Bashing of Dumbledore, Snape, and certain Weasleys. Written for humor only. Lots of cliches. Reviews welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 156,481 - Reviews: 2370 - Favs: 8,846 - Follows: 6,498 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Rule One by RobotRollCall reviews
Rule One: The Doctor lies. Even to himself sometimes. Missing scene from Day of the Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/16/2015 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor - Complete
Three Hundred Years by Goldenbrook15 reviews
My name is Jack Frost. How do I know that? The Moon told me so . . . that was all he ever told me. And that was a long, long time ago.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/21/2015 - Jack Frost - Complete
Those Times When You Just Thought 'Huh' by VivyPotter reviews
These magical folk do seem to have a problem with sensible thinking, and 'wizard logic' just isn't an excuse! Not anymore, anyway. Join me, on my cynical and nit-picking quest to make a general nuisance of myself, in... Those Times When You Just Thought 'Huh' (Or: The Harry Potter Cast Have OOC Moments Of Logic) - A kind of sequel to TMHPOLH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,789 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 9/16/2015 - Published: 12/30/2014
Love Is For Children by AnotherBook reviews
Late one night, Natasha comes home to find an old friend sitting in her apartment. "Make it matter," he says. Then he's gone again. Posted by Erin.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/9/2015 - 10th Doctor, Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Who We Were by NERC reviews
What if the 12 Olympian gods were re-born ever century as witches or wizards. One-shot for now.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/4/2015 - Complete
The Family Clock by Jan. McNeville reviews
Ever think of the Weasleys' clock? A wizarding watchmaker makes friends with our favorite twins in an answer to the Great Mary Sue Problem. Rating is upped one, just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 192,840 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 2/8/2004 - Charlie W., OC
Contingency Plan by Goldenbrook15 reviews
With all of the precautions Batman took to hide his identity, would he really overlook the fact that if they take off his mask everyone will know who he is?
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker, Commissioner Gordon, Alfred - Complete
The Lion's Pride by Silently Watches reviews
Rufus doesn't know why Harry Potter thinks him such a villain, but he certainly does not appreciate the churlish attitude. Canon scene from a different POV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 87 - Published: 7/3/2015 - Harry P., Rufus S. - Complete
Cast The Little Prince by Tsume Yuki reviews
Regulus Arcturus Black dies a tragic death in a cave, trying to stop Voldemort. The Fates decide he deserves another chance for his heroic efforts. He is reincarnated, as Harry Potter. Now armed with the memories of his past life and mistakes he sets out to stop Voldemort and change the Wizarding World. Prompt by savya398
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,411 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 3,409 - Follows: 4,141 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 5/9/2015 - Harry P., Regulus B.
Too Much Information by Mein Liebling reviews
Every first year is required to have a mandatory sex lesson taught by their head of house. It's as horrifying as it sounds. :: "Don't do sex. You'll die."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/3/2015 - Complete
The Only Voice Coming Back by sapphireswimming reviews
The house has been abandoned for years and Sam and Dean are about to find out exactly why no one's tried to fix it up. For acekanigirl.
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,023 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 85 - Published: 5/31/2015 - Danny F., Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Autoinsurance by sinelanguage reviews
Arthur Weasley knew quite a bit about childproofing; in fact, he knew enough to keep his bewitched car away from his children's inevitable ruckus and mishap. What he hadn't known was in his efforts, he'd accidentally created a semi-sentient Ford Anglia, hell bent with only one goal in mind: protect the Weasley kids, as much as a hunkering piece of enchanted metal can.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,746 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2015 - George W., Arthur W., Fred W. - Complete
Winter Winds by MagicMysticFantasy reviews
Jack might not have been believed in, but he was never truly alone. That didn't mean that he wasn't lonely, only that the Guardians weren't the first friends he ever had. There were two before them, and only one that really counted in the end. Drabble length piece. Disclaimer:I don't own RotG. Please review you like it! Reviews make my day and remind me to keep updating regularly!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/3/2015 - Jack Frost, Wind, Man in the Moon - Complete
Cops and Robbers by InkySpectacles reviews
"Let me get this straight." Lestrade groaned as he surveyed the damage. "You took out half the cameras in London, 'borrowed' three cars, and knocked out half my team just because you were playing some convoluted cops and robbers game with Mycroft?"
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,008 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 1,128 - Updated: 3/28/2015 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Crime of their Lives by Gabriel Gatsby reviews
The Weasley twins strike again, but this time they might have bitten off more than they can chew. (Real World AU. Warning: language, gun violence)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2015 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Til We Meet Again by LadyQuartz24601 reviews
Captain Jack Harkness, Steve Rogers, and Bucky Barnes meet by chance in 1943 London. Seventy years later, they meet again. How will the First Avenger and the Winter Soldier react to this mysterious stranger who never seems to age?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/7/2015 - Jack H., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
cursed souls and dead hearts by The Crownless Queen reviews
In which the Black are cursed, and it changes nothing. For Sophie.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Sirius B., Bellatrix L., Regulus B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Problem with Food by afish.2far reviews
So Harry had some bad experiences with food at the Dursleys. How would that affect him once he started Hogwarts? When the Weasley twins are involved, you never know! Complete story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,498 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 171 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Harry P., George W., OC, Fred W. - Complete
George Weasley and the Computational Error by pisoprano reviews
Part 1 of The Computational Error Series. George Weasley may be 40 years old now, but he still misses his twin dearly. And when he has the chance to go back to 1989 and see Fred alive again and stop everything from happening, he can't resist. George's relationship with everyone he loves, however, will change in the process. Time Travel. NoSlash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 93,340 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 8/29/2012 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Durin's Blades by Neocolai reviews
What ever happened to all those daggers Fili was supposed to keep on hand? Alternative ending for the final battle.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/20/2014 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Wild Youth by The Crownless Queen reviews
Regulus and Amelia, and never meeting at the right time - sometimes, there are things that just aren't meant to be. For Danie.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2014 - [Regulus B., Amelia B.] - Complete
Common Sense by DisobedienceWriter reviews
My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 118,728 - Reviews: 1798 - Favs: 2,147 - Follows: 1,342 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Brothers By Choice by Ravyn reviews
Bonds between brothers can break – but James Potter has never been one to give up and neither are the Marauders. How would the world have changed if instead of trusting Dumbledore, they'd trusted themselves? Maurader Friendship
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 70,026 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 8/3/2011 - [James P., Lily Evans P.]
Galaxy Ports by Mein Liebling reviews
Sci-Fi!AU: James Potter is the captain of a ship that always gets trashed, and Lily Evans is the temperamental mechanic who is constantly angry at him for ruining her ship. [Jily]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2014 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Not All Bad by sazza-da-vampire reviews
Deep in the heart of Mirkwood, Kili and Fili make some unexpected friends among the locals, including an adorable puppy, an elven healer, and just maybe, the impossible-to-please Captain Tauriel.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,925 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/3/2014 - Fíli, Kíli, Tauriel - Complete
Oi, Angelina! by footballprincess reviews
"Oi, Angelina!" Fred calls. And no matter what crazy idea he's cooked up or how much trouble he's gotten into, Angelina is going to say, "All right, then!" A story of family, friends, mischief, school, Quidditch, trouble, and love during wartime. (Series of oneshots) ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 49,933 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/2/2014 - Published: 8/11/2013 - George W., Angelina J., Alicia S., Fred W.
Keeping Secrets by iheartwriting reviews
Fred Weasley is good at being deceptive. So good that nobody knows he's now a Death Eater. Not even George. (Set during DH. Twin-centric with a bit of FredXHermione.) Rated T for mild language. And snogging. NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,755 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Fred W., George W., Hermione G. - Complete
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 232,797 - Reviews: 3899 - Favs: 11,297 - Follows: 12,473 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 3254 - Favs: 8,834 - Follows: 10,417 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Hogwarts School of Child Endangerment and Gross Negligence by megamatt09 reviews
The point where Harry Potter should have taken it as a sign that Hogwarts may be hazardous to your health. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 327 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Our Posterity and Their Relationships by Devin Trinidad reviews
Because Poseidon knows that his son is hands down, the sexiest demigod alive. Ever.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Athena, Poseidon - Complete
The Blacks Are Back! by VelvetyNightSky reviews
AU Post GoF. When Arcturus Black sees something unusual on the family tree, he starts to investigate…and gets a whole lot more than he bargained for. Dumbledore and Voldemort aren't what they seem, and a couple of his family members are suspiciously alive. So, he does what all Blacks do when they realize something's wrong: they take over.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,465 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 2,341 - Follows: 3,121 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Arcturus B.
Speed by Clell65619 reviews
It's been said that little things can change the world, and they can. But then, so can big things. This is the story of the big things that happen when Ron Weasley meets his mother's cousin, the Accountant they don't talk about. Ron learned that there is more to life than magic. Sometimes a skill gained by accident is all you really need to change the world.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,452 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Ron W. - Complete
Love and the Empty Broom Closet by LuxAmbrose reviews
George is overwhelmed by quidditch, detentions and his growing business. Kate can barely juggle passing transfiguration, social calendars and writing the romance column. Falling in love, just doesn't fit on the agenda, does it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 190,593 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 8/14/2009 - George W., OC - Complete
The Wonders of Insomnia by The Seven of Us reviews
Harry's time at Hogwarts. Smart!Snarky!Exploring!Insomniac!Harry. No pairings. Mostly canon. By Ruby.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,985 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 142 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Complete
A Stitch in Time by cassikat reviews
AU. Dumbledore should never have left Harry on the Dursley's doorstep unattended. Now someone else has found him, and what will become of the Wizarding World with Harry raised by the most pragmatic genius in the universe?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,661 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 1,578 - Follows: 1,927 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 6/11/2011 - The Rani, Harry P.
Public Safety by Yunaine reviews
Harry fails to draw his wand quicker than Dudley manages to punch him. Harry is kicked out of the house and travels to the magical world where he's confronted with the steady destruction of his reputation. The public should have realised Harry never stands idle when faced with injustice. - Set after fourth year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,746 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 3,756 - Follows: 1,148 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Actor by Shivver reviews
While filming his final specials for Doctor Who, David Tennant finds himself in the TARDIS, face-to-face with a future incarnation of the character he portrays, his childhood hero. When he discovers that he can't return to his own world, he must determine his place in this strange yet familiar universe. 11th, Amy, Rory, 10th
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,822 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 4/18/2014 - 10th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Parole Professors by Mein Liebling reviews
"LET ME JUST GET ONE THING CLEAR: I AM NOT HERE ON MY OWN FREE WILL!" the Ministry had the brilliant idea to send the prisoners of Azkaban to work as professors, but it didn't work out quite as well as they hoped.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2014 - Complete
His Favorite Nephew by Cisselah reviews
He was six the first time he met his dead uncle. "You can call me Forge. Uncle Forge. Or Insanely Hot Bastard if you feel like it"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,027 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Fred W., Fred W. II - Complete
The Spider Incident by Dragonsrule18 reviews
Athena tells the REAL story of herself and Arachne. Remember, a friend admires your works of art, but a BEST friend challenges you to a spinning contest and simultaneously pranks a group of mortals with you.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Athena - Complete
Wait, What? by Publicola reviews
Points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. Those moments where someone really ought to have taken a step back and asked, "Wait, what?" An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 16: Why I Like You.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,551 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 1,929 - Follows: 1,792 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
Imaginary Ties by alias093001 reviews
Prince James may have died, but he lived on as a spirit; watching over his brother to atone for some of his own mistakes. When Regina's curse took effect, James did the only thing he could: he followed his niece through the wardrobe. Twenty-eight years later, Emma's entrance into Storybrooke comes with a revelation; her imaginary friend from childhood is her father's twin brother.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,932 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 3/20/2014 - [Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard, David N./Prince Charming] Emma S., Prince James
A severe lack of logic by jediavatar reviews
Harry Potter arrives at Hogwarts with a tendency to think logically and poke fun at the fallacies in other's reasoning. First year, oneshot, somewhat AU, Ravenclaw!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,944 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/24/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Camera of Emotions by Mein Liebling reviews
Collin was his camera, because his camera was an extension of himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Colin C. - Complete
Plot Bunnies For Free To Good Home by Pleasedial123 reviews
This is my collection of old and new stories, half I can't stand they're so bad and half I like. They're all abandoned and I won't be working any longer on them. Free to Good Home. Naruto, Inuyasha, Harry Potter, Crossovers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 461,076 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 2/7/2012
A Study In Parentage by Itty Bitty Albatross reviews
A quick look at the godly parents of some Sherlock characters, and the traits they passed on.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Gallifrey Stands by garfieldodie reviews
An alternate take on the climax of 'The Day of the Doctor' - 13 Doctors working to save Gallifrey? You'd think they'd have more to say!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 88 - Published: 1/4/2014 - 11th Doctor, 12th Doctor, 9th Doctor, War Doctor - Complete
The Old That is Strong by nicnac918 reviews
Gandalf takes care of his new charge. First in the From the Ashes a Fire Shall Be Woken series, First in Many Intersecting Planes
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Gandalf, Smaug, Sherlock H. - Complete
Candles by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
Birthday stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 90 - Words: 86,627 - Reviews: 1500 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Complete
Stars Don't Shine Forever by The Crownless Queen reviews
"It seems he came into this world running out of time." The story of Regulus Black, from his childhood to his death. For Morghen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
Harry Addams by Savy13 reviews
The Addams Family gets a new member.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,991 - Reviews: 915 - Favs: 3,035 - Follows: 3,316 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Harry P.
The TARDIS's Companion by FireflySummer reviews
Once the TARDIS stole a mad man to run away with and see the universe. Over the years, her Doctor has had many companions, friends, family, lovers...all mortal, all gone. But only once does the TARDIS choose a companion of her own. (JARVIS/TARDIS)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,672 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/29/2013 - TARDIS, 11th Doctor, Jarvis, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
When Seamus Met Martha by criminally charmed reviews
Seamus Finnegan has come to New York to visit his cousin Kevin Ryan. How much trouble could he be? Lots.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,774 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Seamus F., Rick C., Martha R., Kevin R. - Complete
In a World of Trouble by Mein Liebling reviews
And make it double, because Lorcan and Lysander are here to crack the mysterious code that the police is trying to keep away from them. But will they solve it or will they give up and go up with a bang?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Lorcan S., Lysander S. - Complete
Part of the Pack by Wizards-Pupil reviews
Hermione is newly single and doesn't know where she belongs. George Weasley is just trying to learn how to work with being part wolf. The last thing either of them expects is for a nosey twin to step in and play matchmaker. Still, said nosey twin rarely cares whats expected. After all, who is afraid of a big, bad wolf? This is my return story and apology for such a long hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 135,002 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Champion of the Sun by Avarianus reviews
Being a demigod is never easy. Far from it. One half of the world doesn't understand you and the other half tries to kill you. Percy had learned this painful truth at a young age. But he had no idea how crazy his life could become, at least not until he met Apollo and became his champion. How will his fate change under the guidance of a god? AU Apollo raised Percy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,892 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 1,371 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Percy J., Apollo, Artemis, Zoë N. - Complete
Epiphany by LuxaLucifer reviews
"I've already seen dragons, you know," said George. "During the Triwizard Tournament." "You've seen a show," said Charlie. "I want to show you dragons." George had never expected to come to terms with Fred's death like this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2013 - George W., Charlie W. - Complete
Parallels by ncfan reviews
As far as Sirius can see, Weasley family politics aren't that different from Black family politics.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Sirius B., Percy W., Regulus B. - Complete
A Brief History of a Friendship by Shakespeare's Lemonade reviews
The Doctor wasn't going to let his friend be alone for 69 years. He couldn't change history, but he could make it a little more bearable for those involved. He might never be forgiven, but at least he did what he thought was right. AU
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/6/2013 - 10th Doctor, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
The Greeks, the Hound, and the Cerberus by Vysria reviews
"Yeah—He's mine—bought him off a Greek chappie I met in the pub las' year..." Where Fang and Fluffy really came from, and who was this "Greek chappie" Hagrid seems to have met?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Rubeus H., Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 7,355 - Follows: 2,131 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 3,729 - Follows: 1,329 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
Together by Someone aka Me reviews
You will die as you have lived: together.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Gideon P., Fabian P. - Complete
Full Support by FlashFiction reviews
"Fudge has stepped down," Rufus explained..."We are a ship without a figurehead." "Figurehead?" Amelia said with a laugh, "Are we indeed?"
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Amelia B., Rufus S. - Complete
The worst choice the Sorting Hat ever made by E4mj reviews
One shot: McGonagall asks the sorting hat it's regrets after the war, and it admits it regrets one surprising choice between Slytherin and Gryffindor. JKR owns all the world in which I play.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 1,898 - Follows: 477 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Sorting Hat, Minerva M., Harry P. - Complete
Poltergeist Regrets by SailorSilvanesti reviews
"Despite no one thinking him capable of it, occasionally he does feel an aching grief that one of them is lost and the other will never smile again. Though sometimes he never knows which is which these days… " A short AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/3/2013 - George W., Fred W., Peeves - Complete
Once A Weasley by Seasonal Dreamer reviews
After an accident with a Bludger, George has lost his memory. All of it. And Fred is determined to bring it back. Read and review please! :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 168,902 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
A Jaunt Through Time by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. The odds of temporal displacement were tiny, too infinitesimal to count, and yet… The Harry Potter luck striking again, he supposed. So now there's an older, wiser, more mature Harry (well, the older part's true at least) stuck in the past. And he's determined that if he's going to change things, he'll have some fun doing it. (OR: Time travel minus angst equals this.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,630 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 2,731 - Follows: 794 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Burning Candles by b7-kerravon reviews
A few months have passed since the Avengers fought the Chitauri, and the team is coming together, except for Tony, who seems to be coming apart. At first, Steve assumes that he's just being irresponsible and annoying, but then JARVIS clues him in. Overworked!Tony fic, for an Avengerskink prompt
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,388 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 2,399 - Follows: 478 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Connection Reversed by hermyd reviews
"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 7,162 - Follows: 2,051 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
A Headache Coming: Scientific Harry by Poet Wroet reviews
Harry likes science and questions everything he sees. Can you conjure vacuum, Prof. McGonagall? And Prof. Sinistra, what do you mean - you can't walk on the moon? Is Hogwarts prepared to deal with this boy-who-lived? Ravenclaw!Harry (It doesn't show common room scenes, though - just Flitwick as his Head of House)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 91 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
A Strange Believer by fringeperson reviews
Harry had always believed that there was someone who took care of him when he was out in the snow. It just wasn't until he was grown that he had a name to put to that belief. Complete, Don't Own, Oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,006 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 3,317 - Follows: 831 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P., Jack Frost - Complete
10 Minutes And A Week Of Hell! by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
10 Minutes can be the difference between the peace and the hell at Hogwarts! AU third year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,152 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 2,442 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 4,600 - Follows: 1,385 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
The Thought Counts by PwnedByPineapple reviews
Though saving a random kid from drowning proves to be unnecessary, it is, in hindsight, a good idea. Jack's not one to turn down a new friend.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 147 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Percy J., Jack Frost - Complete
I'll Have That Drink Now by KismetJeska reviews
Jim Moriarty, Loki Laufeyson, the Master. With three egos that big plus a slightly bitter gunman sharing one London flat, things can get... interesting. Honestly, their arch-rivals teaming up- with two hunters and an angel to boot- is the least of their worries. A series of instalments with crossovers everywhere and a good dollop of utter crack.
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,090 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - J. Moriarty, Loki
Misunderstandings, Miscommunications and Logic by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
Harry is locked after his fifth year for his 'safety'. What happens, when he uses the same logic of the Order? Probelms!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 267 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Curses, Foiled Again 4: Three-Five-Eight Days Over Two by nicnac918 reviews
Sirius begins to suspect that Harry's new friend might have less than noble intentions regarding him. Siriusly. Sequel to Curses, Foiled Again 3: The Princess' Rondo. Slight slash warning, though nobody is *actually* gay or anything (probably).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Divergence Points by Publicola reviews
More points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. These are those plot elements that, in the hands of a different author, could have driven the canon story-line right off the rails. An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 1: The Royal Wizard.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,216 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 294 - Published: 11/2/2012
You Are Not Qualified by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
Just another bunny plot of my creation. Harry makes a little investigation and finds some lies! Umbridge watch out! He's out for your blood!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 164 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Curses, Foiled Again 3: The Princess' Rondo by nicnac918 reviews
Voldemort might not even go to this school, but he does have a lot of feelings. Feelings of MURDEROUS RAGE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Curses, Foiled Again 2: The Electric Boogaloo by nicnac918 reviews
Harry might not be at the Dursley's any more, but Voldemort isn't going to let that stop his completely ineffectual murder attempts. He's just going to have to get a little creative is all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Curses, Foiled Again by nicnac918 reviews
Harry Potter and the Not-So-Deadly Summer Holidays
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
No Choice by Post U Later reviews
Sometimes, it's not about what you want, not what your family wants, not what makes you happy & your opinion doesn't matter. Because sometimes, the options aren't there & there's no choices to choose from. T For paranoia? Darkish themes really more like dim lighting rather than dark .
Psych - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Shawn S., Henry S. - Complete
The Other Minister by Lywick reviews
Who says muggles can't do anything? When the British Prime Minister learns of Voldemort, as well as unchecked dementors roaming the country, he will not sit down and take it. No! He will stand up and make sure those wizards know who they're messing with. With the help of the American President Voldemort will regret he ever returned. Continued from Publicola's one shots "Wait, What?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,384 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 276 - Published: 8/26/2012
Dancing in the Shadows by Louey06 reviews
Usually when a tall handsome stranger sits beside you it's time to thank your lucky stars. Unless of course he's a Weasley and you're a Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Cedrella B., Septimus W. - Complete
The Marauder's Notebook by ParticularlyGoodFINDer44 reviews
When a Marauder's spell goes wrong, a mysterious book from the past appears on George Weasley's desk, creating a link between the two times.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,007 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - George W., Fred W., Marauders - Complete
Coulson is a Father by fakeasain56 reviews
Coulson has plenty of experience in the field of dealing with obnoxious, misbehaving children. Compared to being the parent of one six-year-old Calvin Coulson, taking care of the crazy bunch known as the Avengers is an utter doddle. If only home life was so easy.
Crossover - Calvin & Hobbes & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 71 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Calvin, Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
One Thing by sick-atxxheart reviews
It all began after Cedric's death when he said to her, "Tell me one thing you loved about Cedric." The circle seems tragically complete when years later she says to him, "Tell me one thing you loved about Fred." George/Cho.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/10/2012 - George W., Cho C. - Complete
The Truth About Love by alwaysfor3v3r reviews
Angelina wants what she wants and she will have him, at all costs. Maybe Alicia needs to learn that, or maybe she just wants to be worth enough to someone not to have to work for it. And Katie will love quietly in the shadows, and maybe that's where she'll end up keeping her heart forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,178 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 7/25/2009 - George W., Angelina J., Alicia S., Fred W. - Complete
Disturbingly Strange Friendship by CretianStar reviews
I was going to say guess the characters but duhh... One shot on the most unlikely of friendships
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Luna L., Wednesday A. - Complete
It's a Strange World by Taylor Hayes reviews
Thor is hiding from the rest of the Avengers after Tony convinced him to help with a prank. The woman whose garden he finds himself in is surprised, but welcoming. In other words, a normal person's reaction to the Avengers.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Thor - Complete
The Latecomer by HalfASlug reviews
It's the day every Weasley has been dreading since the battle and now it's George's turn to speak. However, before he can begin, he is rudely interrupted by a latecomer. Joint winner of Best Post-Hogwarts One-Shot at the 2012 Quicksilver Quill Awards on MNFF.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
An Addamsish Potter by tarnished silver things reviews
There are more people to Lily's family than her father's side. Harry grows up with the Addams as Wednesday's twin, but what will certain old men with twinkling blue eyes do when they need a saviour that isn't where he ought to be? Rated T for safety.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 28,888 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,628 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Harry P., Wednesday A. - Complete
Random Thoughts by tarnished silver things reviews
A bunch of HP fics that attack my brain at random moments. Some may become actual fics, but most are just ideas. Got the idea from Rorschach's Blot's Odd Ideas. Hope you like them! Rated T for randomness. XD And possible definite insanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,429 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 7/21/2010
Sea and Sky by hyperchicks1 reviews
A story in 3.5 part.s 'The son of the sea god sat up and did a sideways glance at his cousin -it continued to surprise him, how alike they were. "I need a practice dummy to sword fight with, interested?"' Percy vs. Jason friendly fight. R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,188 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Jason G., Percy J. - Complete
Time Heals All Wounds by gredandforgerock reviews
How do you heal them faster? Get sent back in time and correct things. Some chars are OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 98,798 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 16523 - Favs: 11,390 - Follows: 9,889 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
Highway Therapy by Deranged Black Kitten reviews
Takes place far after "Auld Acquaintance" so spoilers for finale . Red Arrow finally accomplishes what he set out to do. What was lost is found, but 'happily ever after' wasn't found with it. A new kind of therapy is in order.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Roy Harper/Red Arrow, Roy Harper/Arsenal - Complete
Harry Potter and The Fate We Make by Sherza reviews
After the confrontation with Voldemort after the third task of the Triwizard Tournament, Harry doesn't get sad. He doesn't get mad. He gets even.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 101,462 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 2,735 - Follows: 1,173 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
In Times of Crisis PANIC! by luvscharlie reviews
Percy Weasley is about to become a father and he finds the prospect of fatherhood more terrifying than Voldemort himself. But he's very calm about it... not. Percy/Audrey
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Percy W., Audrey W. - Complete
No Yes Maybe by FlashFiction reviews
Minerva McGonagall was once married. I know! I didn't see it coming either . The partner J.K.Rowling chose for her was a man called Elphinstone Urquart and this is how I think their engagement would have gone. Written for The Proposal Challange.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Minerva M., Elphinstone U. - Complete
Minerva and the Magic 8 Ball by FlashFiction reviews
The Weasley Twins have convinced Rolanda Hooch that her Magic 8 Ball is really a powerful magical object. Minerva McGonagall knows this is rubbish and would do anything to get her to believe it. Oh Magic 8 Ball, can we expect laughs from this story? Yes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Minerva M., R. Hooch - Complete
It Takes Two by FlashFiction reviews
Through the course of their married life, Lucius and Narcissa have learnt that decision making is about a few things: team work, intelligence, logic and seeing who can out argue the other. Written for the Your Favourite Couple Challenge at the HPFC forum
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Accountant? by Bumpkin reviews
The Weasley's have a squib relative they don't talk to or about, he works at a muggle bank they think he's something called an accountant , but actually their relative works at 'The Bank' under a different name – Smithers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Shall We? by SparksStar39 reviews
It's that time of year, and the Yule Ball is just around the corner. Katie Bell has a plan to get two of her friends together, and it involves none other than Fred Weasley. Fratie. A little bit of George/Katie, George/Angelina, and Fred/Angelina. R&R! T for minor language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,588 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 6/13/2011 - George W., Angelina J., Katie B., Fred W. - Complete
While Rome Was Burning by Nilly's Issue reviews
Percy Jackson's disappearance leaves a gaping hole that is felt by everyone.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,562 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 131 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Percy J. - Complete
Hell Hath no Fury Like a Weasley Scorned by Le Me reviews
When the Weasley twins return to the hallowed halls of Hogwarts by request of Dumbledore to present their new 'Shield line' for the upcoming war, things are put on hold when a certain blonde Slytherin feels he has a score to settle. George isn't amused.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,016 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Draco M., George W., Fred W. - Complete
Life In a Moment by Berserker Nightwitch reviews
His name wasn't always Kevin Ryan. He hadn't always planned to become a New York City detective. But he watched his friends and family die, unable to help them. Fifteen years later, he found himself watching again.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Kevin R. - Complete
In Case of Emergency by Deranged Black Kitten reviews
It had started as a joke, contingency plans made for various hypothetical circumstances, but then the world falls under mind-control, their mentors turning against them, and those rules made up in jest become something to survive by.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49,504 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 2,213 - Follows: 441 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Richard G./Robin, Wally W./Kid Flash, Roy Harper/Red Arrow - Complete
Kwicky by The Spanish Inquisition reviews
Eeeeeeveryone knows!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 4,400 - Follows: 926 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
The Glickers by LoveFromShinola reviews
Joel and his parents are invited to Pubert's first birthday and the Glickers' reaction to the Addamses is exactly the way Joel wanted it...
Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Morticia A., Wednesday A. - Complete
Heading North by southern cross reviews
She never should have kissed him, he never should have suspected it wasn't a first kiss. There wasn't much that she was certain of anymore, but she knew she had to get the hell out of Eureka.
Eureka - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,551 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Jo L., Zane D. - Complete
The Stinging Habits of the Western Honey Bee by nicnac918 reviews
For Want of a Nail. When a honey bee decides not to sting a little boy it cascades into Severus Snape bringing Harry Potter his Hogwarts letter. From there... First in the Honey Bee 'verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,911 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Order of the Phoenix by kyaru-chan reviews
There are three roads a growing witch or wizard can take. The first two are well-trodden. But this year, the world better get ready, because when the dark moon rises, the third path comes alive.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 88,703 - Reviews: 1245 - Favs: 3,482 - Follows: 1,816 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Codename: Kick The Cat by FlashFiction reviews
Mrs Norris is an animal that has gained many enemies. Rolanda Hooch is one of them and she will stop at nothing to make sure the cat gets exactly what it deserves!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/18/2011 - R. Hooch, Mrs. Norris - Complete
The Master of Delights by Maloran reviews
I asked Rorschach's Blot if I could play around with a ficlet found in Odd Ideas... three years ago! Anyway, Harry likes to cook, with a passion far greater than Molly Weasley. What if that passion was a bit more directed...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,554 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 206 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Concerning the Unlikely Benefits of Polyjuice Potion by m81170 reviews
In Harry's fifth year at Hogwarts, two things overtook the school: Dolores Umbridge and PRICKS - The Polyjuice Romance Inspired Cupid Kissing Service. Both disturbed him greatly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,542 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Fred W., George W., Harry P. - Complete
The Reluctant Valentine by FlashFiction reviews
It's Valentine's Day at Hogwarts and Gilderoy Lockhart has his heart set on the beautiful Septima Vector. Until he met her, he never knew it was so bad to be alone. Until she met him, she never knew she wanted to be alone so badly. Hilarity ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,563 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2011 - S. Vector, Gilderoy L. - Complete
Four Witches Walk In To A Bar by FlashFiction reviews
Minerva McGonagall, Pomona Sprout, Rolanda Hooch and Poppy Pomfrey walk in to a bar. A short tale about four friends sharing a drink and a laugh amidst troubled times.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Minerva M. - Complete
Wood and Cardboard by garfieldodie reviews
A wagon ride in the woods is interrupted by a strange man in a bowtie looking for his time machine. It was around here somewhere... Calvin & Hobbes crossover with Doctor Who.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,040 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 97 - Published: 7/8/2011 - 11th Doctor, Calvin - Complete
How You Felt by bikelock28 reviews
Because he's coming! If you're here, he's on his way, you'll be able to touch him, talk to him, you can finally tell him what you've 700 years to tell him….what was that again? Idris/TARDIS's thoughts at different moments in The Doctor's Wife.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Published: 5/16/2011 - 11th Doctor, TARDIS - Complete
Kindred Spirits by Alurax reviews
Does Peeves like the Weasley twins?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 27 - Published: 5/2/2011 - George W., Argus F., Fred W., Peeves - Complete
In George's Eyes by Jedi Goat reviews
AU OotP. After the Quidditch injury that forever changed his life, George struggles to rebuild. Maybe laughter alone can't bring back their old life, but you can bet he and Fred will try anyway. UPDATED April 3, 2011.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 91,289 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 2/21/2008 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Growing Pains by Jedi Goat reviews
PoA moment. Fred and George struggle with the fact that they're not quite as identical as they used to be. No ships.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Just Let Me Out! by ronsweasley reviews
In which a bored Dionysus, a sarcastic Athena, an extremely annoying Apollo, and a very cocky Ares, are all locked in a room together with nothing but candles. Chaos will ensue, secrets will unravel, and shoes will be thrown. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Ares, Athena, Dionysus, Apollo - Complete
Nonbelievers to the Left by luvscharlie reviews
Celebrating the Christmas Holidays at Camp Half-blood don't exactly go the way Percy thought they might. Percy/Annabeth
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Clearance by Diresquirrel reviews
Jack Carter asks Jo a question on a particularly dull day. One shot.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Eureka - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Jack C. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Sorceror's Stone by kyaru-chan reviews
A little death can change so much. Delightful, isn't it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,370 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 4,477 - Follows: 1,143 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
An Addamsish Potter: Hogwarts, Meet the Family by tarnished silver things reviews
Well, First Year's done, & the Twins want to stay. But the rest of the school-age Addams Cousins are coming, too. How will Hogwarts deal with Edgar & Ellen, Emily the Strange, Vendetta, and Eddie Munster? Oh, poor Cousin Severus. Abandoned, new storyline.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,800 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Harry P., Wednesday A.
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9651 - Favs: 25,944 - Follows: 10,422 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 15041 - Favs: 23,761 - Follows: 9,690 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Beauxbatons, A Fan Resource by Perfect Lionheart reviews
A description of the French school of magic, written by fans for fans and in the hopes that it would inspire more 'Harry in Another School' stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,876 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/19/2009
For Good by x-aj-x reviews
COMPLETE. As a Slytherin, Lexi Conrad has a lot of demons to face. George Weasley is only too happy to make her forget them. However, some things can't be forgotten. Lexi may not be changed for the better, but she will be changed for good. GEORGEOC PREHBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 168,016 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 7/15/2005 - George W., OC - Complete
Not As Cool As Mine by idioticonion reviews
Captain Hammer thinks that his nemesis is pretty cool, as villains go.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Captain Hammer, Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
The Best Seven Years by Blu Taiger reviews
Calvin is eighteen and living in England with his folks. Now, he's faced with the task of telling Susie what he's been doing for the past seven years.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 90,344 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Luna L., Calvin, Susie Derkins - Complete
The Elite by Adari reviews
Why did Harry Potter nod in greeting to Draco Malfoy when he saw the man on the platform 19 years later? Ron and Hermione were clearly not on such terms with the man. What secret did the two men share from even their own families?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,382 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 182 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 7,266 - Follows: 1,583 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
The Weasley Twins and the Sect of Kai by phantomduck reviews
The twins are back for their second year, and unfortunately for them their habit of attracting trouble came along for the ride as well. Sequel to Surviving the Weasley Twins
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 102,017 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
That Summer by The Starhorse reviews
The summer after the war, Fred and George rebuild their lives. Series of one-shots, multiple characters. Takes place after the events of Fox Ears and The Worthy King.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,774 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/25/2008 - George W., Fred W.
Insidious Inquisitor by Yunaine reviews
Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 5,004 - Follows: 1,448 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A.] - Complete
Stasis by cupid-painted-blind reviews
There is no villain. There is no hero. There is only redemption and damnation, success and failure. Regulus Black, and growing up in all the wrong ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,151 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1728 - Favs: 8,186 - Follows: 1,066 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
The Lions, the Witch, and the Broom Closet by Spiral-Fire reviews
When Fred and George pull a prank that sends them running for cover, Hermione gets in their way, wanting to live up to her prefect duties. So what do marshmellows, rubber fish, snogs and a rather angry Umbridge have to do with this? One word: trouble. RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,261 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Fox Ears by The Starhorse reviews
The Weasley family is deep in mourning after the battle of Hogwarts, but George has better ideas than to sit around and cry about something he'd rather just fix. And Charlie believes he can do it. Post DH, Charlie's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,648 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 1,651 - Follows: 179 - Published: 1/13/2008 - George W., Charlie W. - Complete
The Sniper by DobbyElfLord reviews
OneShot: Harry is expelled after the hearing in Courtroom 10. His wand snapped, an angry Harry choses his own path forward. First person story focusing on Harry's effort to find his own place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,473 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 5,330 - Follows: 1,366 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Wizard of Gotham by Skysaber reviews
After failing to cheat Bruce Wayne on a deal for drills, Vernon Dursley takes his frustrations out on Harry Potter, by abandoning him in Gotham City.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,626 - Reviews: 1867 - Favs: 3,052 - Follows: 3,378 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007
Black and Twilight by Feneris reviews
The Potters, a long line of the darkest of the dark lords. The Dursleys, The Weasleys, and Hogwarts now has to survive a boy named Harry Potter. Who comes from a family even more feared then Voldemort himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,666 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 3/29/2007 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 2,820 - Follows: 555 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Surviving the Weasley Twins by phantomduck reviews
Hogwarts has seen many things over the years, but it is about to face the biggest test in its history, Fred and George have just enrolled as first years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 103,505 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 7/28/2005 - George W. - Complete
Handling Twins by TeahWeah reviews
Angelina loves the Weasley twins, but this is just one of those times that she wants to stab them with a fork.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Angelina J., Fred W. - Complete
The Chamber Strike by evansentranced reviews
Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,110 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 324 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Harry P., Argus F. - Complete
The Wizarding Times’ Changing Times Handbook by xtotallyatpeacex reviews
The Wizarding Times’ Changing Times Handbook: Thirty things not to do when travelling through time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Complete
The Most Horrible Thing by cuddlebearlove reviews
Fourteen year old Harry needs The talk and Albus gets stuck doing it. Not related to HP and the Unexpected Guardian oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fudge of Doom by aglondier reviews
It's not really very doomy at all...but I thought a pretentious title would suck you all in. Anyway, in this story, Harry deals with Fudge once and for all! Revised by demand.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 130 - Published: 7/25/2005 - George W. - Complete
Reminiscence by Kenya Starflight reviews
Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 2,293 - Follows: 247 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
Harry Potter and the Master's Mirror by T.H.W reviews
In fifth year, Harry Potter and his friends return to school early after a murder is committed against one of their number. What do all-seeing eyes, a teacher, a vengeful ghost and a mysterious phrase the 'Master's Mirror' have in common? Not Ootp
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 200,404 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/30/2003 - Published: 7/28/2002 - George W., Harry P.
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An Incorrect Summoning and a Whole Lot of Weasleys reviews
You know all those stories where a victorious Harry is summoned to another world to fix all their problems? Imagine if it went wrong and George Weasley was snagged instead. A George who'd lost Fred, had far too many marital problems, was forced to leave behind two kids, and maybe came from a place where the war had totally decimated the magical population. Yeah. Multiworld Bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 51,772 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/9/2016 - Published: 7/18/2015 - [George W., Angelina J.] Harry P., Fred W.
Taking Offense reviews
Gideon and Fabian Prewett Flooed the Aurors instead of the Order for help. Now they're angry and there's hell to pay. Regulus Black is alive and collecting horcruxes. Amelia Bones is storming the Ministry. Harry Potter is learning martial arts from a muggle librarian. Dumbledore is going either dark or senile. What exactly are the Headmaster's dangerous plans?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,053 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 9/22/2015 - Published: 3/21/2015 - Harry P., Regulus B., Gideon P., Fabian P.
A Coffee Shop and the Fourth Wall, Part 2 reviews
DW/PJ/HP crossover. Sequel to A Coffee Shop and the Fourth Wall. The Doctor is distracted by something sparkly, Fred tries to resurrect himself, Percy eats all the pastries, and Socrates is biased. If you think the prequel was headache-inducing, just wait until you read this!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2015
The Many Ways to Say Hello reviews
Random one-shots featuring different romances (mostly canon) through Marauder to Next-Gen. Some OCs (due to Next-Gen). Most stories based in Harry's Hogwarts time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,691 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/8/2015 - Published: 2/3/2015
A Coffee Shop and the Fourth Wall reviews
PJO/HP/DW crossover. The Doctor takes Socrates to a small coffee shop where they find Fred Weasley and Percy Jackson. They have a humorous philosophical conversation about the fourth wall. Written for Greek Lit. class, in which it received a nice shiny A . Sequel complete!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Fred W., Percy J. - Complete