He wanted sleep. She wanted a tea party at midnight. He can't sleep. She can't stop crying. Bloody girls. Their tears win the war. He grabs a sweater and finds himself at her door. Oh he's so going to regret this.

"Increases the production of milk within the breasts' glands with…what?" Naruto hissed, silently scanning the rest of the description on the bottle.He released the Uchiha, allowing him to snatch the offending object out of the shocked mans grasp. "Idiot"

/SasuSaku./ And with every moment together, they get just a little closer, a little more comfortable with each other. Fall a little more in love. Post-war. Pre-epilogue.

"You were given to me as a servant... a slave, but I don't care. I don't want anything from you..." he paused, gently tilting her chin up toward him to meet his gaze. "...unless you give it me willingly." She could see then that what this boy wanted from her was love... something she no longer had in her to give. (Uchiha-Senju War AU).

Convinced he's only being toyed with, Yuri gets fed up with Victor's misleading behavior and confronts him in a rage only to deeply regret it a moment later. He was convinced there was no way such a man could love him back, but to Victor, "if it's Yuuri, I don't mind." Post Canon.

She was a dove in chains. Hidden away in a tower and left to rot, without hope or dreams of salvation. She didn't mind however, because she'd rather be his prisoner than his loyal subject. SasuSaku, Dark.

Victor gets sick and dramatic.

'Show the strength of your bond by wearing the same color underwear as your lover. Surprise them with a little extra junk in the trunk next time things get spicy. Flaunt your love' aka Viktor comes across an article about 'Spicing Up Romance' and surprising your partner by wearing the same color underwear to show your bond.

Some couples have the recipe for the perfect relationship. Yuri's and Victor's come from the daily ingredients of their everyday lives.

Viktor is a VERY BAD cook but he loves Yuuri SO MUCH and therefore he must learn to cook his favourite dish. Shenanigans ensue.

[Victuuri] Viktor is a fashion designer who owns a luxury lingerie store and is in a creative rut. Yuuri is a graduate with a business degree and desperately eager to prove himself. Yuri can't understand how the hell the two fell for each other. (Phichit totally gets it, though.) [Multi-chapter / All characters]

AU. After Haruno Sakura meets Uchiha Sasuke in an alley at a party, she couldn't get him off her mind. But when he works his way into her life, she becomes drawn into the mystery of the Uchiha Family. SasuSaku

This love is difficult...but it's real. Sakura learns that growing up means saying goodbye, and learning how to begin again. Senior Year is going to change everything. Sasuke/Sakura AU

Lavender: "Darling," she kept calling. And he kept answering. [sasusaku oneshots][Slightly Crack][Some AU]

"The thing is, Mrs. Uchiha, I am weird, I am really bizarre, like extinct species bizarre, it's crazy, but for some odd reason," She barked a laugh, "With some miracle, your son loves me, and I love him, too, I don't know what that changes for you, but that's the truth, and the only truth I know." AU MATURE CONTENT SASUSAKU RATED M

In this world, everyone is soul bonded to a person with compatible [nature] to them. Soul bond starts as a quiet and barely noticeable emotion echoes and it grows along with your knowledge and acceptance of the person you're soul bonded with. This is a time lapse story of Victor Nikiforov and his bond mate from age 10 to 32. (I'm looking for proofreader for this story, thank you!)

Yuuri Katsuki's students knew three things about their teacher's husband: 1) he looked like a king. 2) he clearly loved Katsuki-sensei. 3) he was damn lucky to have their teacher for a husband. "I feel like I'm in a Disney movie."

[Missing Scenes Part Six] Jealousy rears its head after Yuuri sees Viktor flirting with some fans as they prepare for the Rostelecom Cup. Meanwhile, Viktor also has something that he needs to discuss with Yuuri. Pre-Episode 8 one-shot. Rating for mild language.

[SepAnx/Mafia AU-verse] A sovietnik is an expert in many things, but there's one thing that even a sovietnik as talented as Viktor Nikiforov can't do: he has no idea how to look after a sick and irritable boyfriend, especially not when that boyfriend also happens to be his boss, his younger brother, and a sadist, all in one irresistible package called Yuri Katsuki-Nikiforov.

/And that was when the gold on his finger caught the light seeping through the window that his smile widened. Ah, right. He brought his hand closer to his face. 'Not fiancé,' he reminded himself. Husband./ domestic fluff

"The instructor at the local ice rink was cute. Cute with his glasses on and downright sexy with them off. And Victor just really wanted to spend some alone time with him, but there seemed to be no free time in the other's schedule. Which left Victor considering other methods." In which Victor pretends he isn't a figure skating genius all so he could talk to Yuuri. A/N: AU

It took about ten seconds of contemplation before he felt the horror build. VICTOR HAD SIGNED EVERY POSTER IN YUURI'S COLLECTION!

Viktor loved nothing more than a well-timed surprise...or any surprise really. And his soulmate was just another one of those many wonderful surprises. Just another Soulmate AU. Wanted to take a crack at it and hopefully it turned out well. Contains a really brief mentioning of Otayuri. Rated T just in case.

"I'm not your typical girl." "Hn,well typical girls don't walk around with pink hair." "Says the person with the stupid Chicken-ass hair."

Viktor Nikiforov wakes up to a world without Yuuri. And it hurts.

OR Four times Viktuuri kiss on the ice and one time they don't. A short ficlet filled with sap, sap, and more teeth-rotting sap, blunted only by Yuri Plisetsky's angry pubescent lens. [Oneshot / Viktuuri]

The Katsuki family has gone on vacation, leaving Yuuri and his husband, Victor Nikiforov, in charge of the inn while they're away. While Yuuri appreciates having the place to themselves, he's almost forgotten just how difficult it is to run an inn. It doesn't help that Victor has zilch experience; not that that's ever stopped him from doing whatever the hell he wants.

SasuSaku. The first time I met Prince Sasuke was the night he saved my life. I never thought I would see him again, and I certainly never expected to fall in love with him.

The war wrote Team 7 into legend, but some stories were never told. Like how Sakura learned to cook, or how Naruto became a best-selling author. Or, more specifically, the five times Sasuke came home, and the one time he didn't want to leave. Team 7, life after Ch.700.

Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura, an extraordinary baby, and a mission. [Being re-written]

Sequel to Moving Towards Tomorrow. Sasuke feels the need to travel again but this time he invites Sakura to come with him. How will their relationship develop as the learn more about the world and each other?

"No matter what I do and where I go, I keep coming back to you. And I can't stop thanking fate for letting me come to you."

AU. SasuSaku. Oneshot. "I just wanna take your breath away," she smiled sadly, "like you always did, do, and will mine."

Sasuke, Sakura and their happy ever after. Drabble 12: Summary: Where Sarada observes how love can be a tangible thing. SasuSaku. Post Canon.

SasuSaku. What if I said that I want you? [Ancient China AU]

"I said I don't dance, Sakura." She's not done waiting, no, because she'll wait for him a lifetime if needed be. And yet, she's done waiting while standing idly aside, doing nothing. "Please?" / Sasusaku travels setting. Pre-700.

It's not that Sasuke was jealous, it was just that the Hokage needed to stop having dinner with the Uchiha's wife. Post-699 Pre-700 SasuSaku

Just because a guy has love potions in his bags, sends his snake to deliver gifts to a girl, or tampers with the girl's broomstick so that she has to ride on his in class, doesn't mean he has a huge crush on her. Claiming that the food on the Slytherin table is worse than the food on the Gryffindor table so that he can sit with her, that's another story.

'I'll love you in the morning, the night, the middle of the day, in the hours we're together and the hours we're away.' It was time to check out how Suna was doing. And his girlfriend, of course.

Sasuke wants to show Sakura how he feels, but unfortunately a little misunderstanding happens ... [SasuSaku Fluff]

"I found a martyr. He told me that I'd never. With his educated eyes, and his head between my thighs." [songfic based on coming down by halsey]

[One-shot] For forty-eight hours, Gray is able to hear Juvia's thoughts, no thanks to a scheming, conniving, dubious witch. (Romance/Hurt/Comfort/Humor)

/SasuSaku/ Even in the aftermath, neither of them seemed to realize, too consumed in the haze of pleasure and the intense, intense love they felt for one another. Entangled in each other, they would fall asleep before any thought of worry could come to mind. She shouldn't be surprised. But, Sakura finds that she is. Traveling!Sasusaku. Post-canon. ONESHOT.

Because no man is an island. Not even when that man is Sasuke.

SasuSasku - Married [What happens when Sakura neglects hubby for a bunch of dusty old books? Well, he does the only possible thing left to do. Distract her, of course.] Smut warning.

Sasuke is still attractive even he's a family man and Naruto has a bad news for his return.

Five times Sakura dyes her hair, and five times Sasuke has a different reaction. "Because I Fucking love your pink hair." AU One-shot. A Sasuke&Sakura story.

He created rules, she broke them. He ran with CEOs, she ran with lions. He felt trapped, she embodied freedom. She welcomed him into her world, they knew he couldn't stay. Only...in their wildest dreams.

Sasuke has returned to spend time with his family after being away but Sakura is giving him the cold shoulder. Now what?

-AU-Sasuke works at a supermarket and awkwardly attempts to be mildly chivalrous. It's a good thing Sakura has emotional trauma, or she might have noticed. A first meeting one-shot.

/SasuSaku/ In the wake of a promise he'd made to himself since the start of their relationship, Sasuke and Sakura both learn of the many different ways to get each other off. Although eager to learn and please one another, such first times are not without slights of awkwardness and embarrassment. ONESHOT. Post-war, pre-epilogue.

[One-Shot] It wasn't the perfect wedding anyone would ever dream of. But Sasuke knew it was the right decision in his life. - SasuSaku, all canon pairings coz yeah, I'm a die-hard fan of all the canon pairings (except the fact that Neji died but that's just one small part).

SasuSaku Mafia AU - Uchiha Sasuke is the head of the Konoha mafia and his girlfriend, Haruno Sakura, is a medic. What happens when they are both trying to live a normal day?

As soon as I finish what needs to be done, I will be back. I'm not leaving really."All those things I've overlooked, I have a feeling I'd be able to see them better now…" Chapter 699. from Sasuke's perspective. Dedicated to faithful fans of SasuSaku and all those interested to read. Because they are meant to be.

SasuSaku centered with other ships mentioned. Cannon verse. Because, in a wedding, not only the bride and the groom need to say I do.

Sasuke looks so peaceful, sleeping. Watching him now, with those vigilant eyes closed, it's hard to believe the things this boy has done. The havoc he can wreak on an enemy, a friend. Or a young girl's tender heart.

For one assignment, Sakura has to find someone willing to have their blood pressure taken. Ino, her roommate, suggests that she find that lab partner she never shuts up about. In the process, Sakura goes through botheration to complete her assignment. College AU. Written for sasusaku month and published on my Tumblr, rooroomc.

Her dad warned her about talking to strange boys. She might've tuned out the part where he told her not to move in with them. Whoops. AU

"you're impossible." You say as you fix the table, putting away the dishes. "you're annoying"I whisper as I draw near you SASUSAKU. Postcanon. Fluff. ONESHOT

SasuSaku - Pregnant Sakura in Konoha. Sasuke returns home earlier from a mission and she's not at home. It's up to him to find her and make her rest.

AU, Canon, and everything in-between. They don't remember everything about their past lives… but what they do remember is that, damn, the best times weren't always in bed.

(SasusakuMonth15) D31:Why is it that some people are drawn to each other before even knowing one another? Is is simply a coincidence or is there some other force at work? Maybe it's different for each couple as to why they love each other so easily, and no one knows why. Well, except for the man who has lived for numerous centuries.

In sixty seconds, he'll finally wake up. [sequel to Sixty Seconds]

It's not easy to watch the one you love hurt so bad and feel so hopeless. He would gladly take her pain any day. AU Angst, but sweet.

Losing loved ones is hard.

[pre-Gaiden] Her eyes were half-lidded as she gently held up the tiny baby. He could hear gentle sucking, and the same calm breathing from his wife and child. For a moment, it was just the three of them. [SSS], [one-shot]

One-Shot. Sasuke/Sakura. SasuSaku. Set during Naruto Gaiden. Sasuke never thought he'd meet his daughter this way. But now, ten minutes into their first real encounter, he's tried to kill her and he's broken her heart. Is it bad that he can't tell which is worse? Please Review!

They were opposites, really. Yet, he was unexplainably drawn to her, like a wanderer to a shaded tree. She was his support. And without her, he crumbled. Moments from Fading Petals in Sasuke's POV. One-Shot

This time she has 2 raw wounds on her arm, and it hurt, but her heart has never felt so whole

It's real. This is him. She can feel him. It's not an illusion. It's not a dream. It's too real to be a dream. She can feel his warmth and she can feel the passion and love emanating from their embrace. This is her Sasuke-kun and he's finally here. [SASUSAKU/slight SSS]

Despite having outgrown her former childish self, there were still times when Sakura couldn't help reverting back to her old ways—especially when it involved a shirtless Sasuke. /SasuSaku. One-shot./

Sasuke's love is more than just appearances. SasuSaku. For SS month.[Takes place the night before he resumed his journey.] Oneshot. #33

Sakura was tired of playing this game. -Sakura, Sasuke

AU. When your best friend lets you climb up his window at four in the morning, you can can't just go asking if he loves you. / for ssmonth15d4

Their love was never easy, but it is real and undeniable.

Laying in bed drunk next to an attractive guy, Sakura threatens him when he teases her about her hair colour, and his response is unexpecting

with the defeat of the Shins, Sarada thinks it's time for her Papa to return home

When an unexpected midnight meeting results in the Uchiha princess overthinking and doubting her parents' relationship, her friends decided to interfere thinking that they are helping. Notice: the keyword being thinking. Submission for day one of the sasusaku month, Prompt: Matchmaker.

We're both stuck here doing laundry on a Saturday night because of that damn sock on the door.

Sakura has her head far beyond the clouds. Sasuke is too grounded for his own good. Neither of them are exceptional against gravitational forces. - sasusaku

"Who's is she?" the blond asked, blue eyes narrowed slightly, leering at the Uchiha. "Sakura-chan's… or someone else's?" /[after Gaiden 7]; [SSS]; [oneshot]

"I need you to help me with something," Sasuke said calmly, staring Sakura straight in the eye. She smiled and held out her hand for him to take. She knew he wouldn't take it, but the gesture had to mean something to her former teammate. "Whatever it is, Sasuke, I'll help you." "I need you..." He turned his head away and folded his arms. "To help me rebuild the Uchiha clan."

"You're the only thing I've ever done right in this life." [after Gaiden 6] [spoilers]

o86: Today, as an anniversary surprise, Sakura set up a small scavenger hunt for me. She tied roses with love letters across town for me to find, which would ultimately lead me to the ending surprise. It should have been easy. It wasn't. FML.

You're really short and cute and you buy a cup of black coffee every morning but you make weird faces as you sip it and you never finish your drink are you trying to look mature or something [prompt]

Wonder Woman tries to talk Batman into doing a Justice League calendar for charity. Unfortunately, she doesn't know what she's gotten herself into. BMWW Humor & Fluff.

"Just stop making promises." SasuSaku. Post-manga. Oneshot. For Virtually Forgotten.#27

Ino offers Sakura a free haircut at a salon she works at. However, a surprise visit leaves Sakura with more than just a haircut. One-shot. SasuSaku, slight SaiIno. T for Language (which only happens like, once).

Sakura slipped between him and the counter, and slowly lifted her gaze. She loved the aristocratic, gorgeous face she was so lucky to wake up to every morning... She screeched. Post 4th War.

Post-Canon. One-shot collection. Story number one: When Sakura presents Sasuke with the unforeseen news of her pregnancy, he does not know what to think. All he can do is panic. The Uchiha way.

And the heart is hard to translate. NaruSaku!friendship/coworkers; SasuSaku

He's broken;lost, and she's trying to fix him. "You came back," his eyes widen slightly, "that's enough." / SasuSaku; Post-canon.

Because Sasuke is dark and Sakura is light yet amidst oppositions and contradictions, they are destined to be together. Drabble # 17: Sakura is a lawyer

He asked for a roommate. He didn't expect it to be a girl.

As lovers go, Sakura is about as low-maintenance as they come, and since even that seems to be too much for him, she is doing her damnedest to become no-maintenance. In which Sasuke takes his wife out for dinner, and for some unfathomable reason, she enjoys it. Post-canon, Gravitation-verse, and (spoiler alert!) smut.

In which Mama falls sick, and Papa is away. Post Canon. SasuSakuSara

SasuSaku. Post 699. It is a quiet love that blooms between them. It is a love shared between trivial conversations, and passing intimacies. It is a love expressed through gentle stares, and timid blushes. It is an unspoken bond, tied up in history, and it is a secret that everybody knows about.

When Juvia finds out Gray never learned how to swim she's determined to teach him, meanwhile Gray has other plans to distract her from accomplishing that goal. Gruvia. AU. Two-shot. LEMON.

In which Sasuke learns that dating Sakura isn't all rainbows and butterflies because his girlfriend is studying to become a doctor in the future. /SasuSaku. AU. Series of one-shots./

A quiet night at the Uchiha's lead to affectionate moments from the so-called cold Uchiha patriarch. [sasusaku], [post-canon], [post-699, pre-700], [oneshot].

All Itachi ever wanted to do for his niece was make her the best sunny side up eggs she ever had.

Diana is not perfect wife. And Bruce is certainly not a perfect husband either. How is the married life of Dark Knight and Amazon Princess? Sweet like cake, or tangy like lemon. Read to know. BM/WW.

Kevin/Gwen drabble

A pregnant Sakura is reluctant to let her husband go on a mission. Prompt - classified.

Shaniqua fingers, hip thrusts, and trees on fire. All that trouble just to get the girl. AU SasuSaku. Slight Crack.

What happens when Sakura has Sasuke wait too long. One-shot.

"Whatever she was going to say got swallowed by Sasuke's lips which were suddenly slanted against hers." Request from sasusakuparadise on tumblr

[Medical AU] Losing a patient was something that would usually bring her down. Losing all the patients she treated that day was a totally different story. All of that combined with her knowing that she couldn't have him made it worse. So when he shows up in her bedroom, all worried sick, she asks him for one simple thing: "Lie to me."

"I don't need closure. I don't want to go." "If you go, I'll come too." Gwevin one-shot. T for language (Kevin and his dirty mouth...). REMASTERED

o26: Sasuke regrets being a gentleman and giving his coat to Sakura in the middle of winter.

There were several things Sasuke wanted to say: "It wasn't your fault," was one. "You did your best," was another. But they all sounded so damn cliche. -A collection of one-shots. Sasuke/Sakura. Ratings will vary.

Incredibly different circumstances can cause incredibly similar pains, to a mother who knows best. [Follows Itachi's childhood in contrast to Sakura, as well as their affections for Sasuke pre-mass. Could loosely be considered SasuSaku, but is mainly gen. with some tidbits of Sakura's infatuation.]

Various short stories about Sasuke and Sakura.

"You need a haircut." Because even Uchiha Sasuke picks up a fight on the littlest things.

Post-canon. Sakura would craves tomatoes throughout her pregnancy and Sasuke struggles, trying to keep her from taking his precious fruits (a headcanon by shonashee at tumblr).

Sakura wakes up away from the battlefield. In a world where things are different. People that are long dead walk the streets of Konoha, she finds memories of Haruno Sakura that are not her own, memories with Sasuke. And the longer she stays, the more she forgets who she really is. And for some reason, she can't seem to remember: that this is actually the Infinite Tsukuyomi.

Post-canon: Sasuke didn't know if it was really him or the PMS that's making her cry this time. But her reproductive system can't apologize, now can it? That leaves things to him.

Sakura was accepted into ANBU with a deadly mission as her first. And Captain Uchiha is having none of it. SS Post-canon. Who doesn't love a protective Saucey? (cover by lilithkiss)

Anthology. 50 prompts. Post-cannon. It's not a love story, he said. She tried for her baby, for Sasuke, for herself but she was so tired, maybe if she just closed her eyes for a little bit she wouldn't be this tired? Maybe the pain would go away?

Forget the stupid cliché of childhood friends instantly falling in love. I'm doing this my way, baby. –SasuSaku

"Ma'am, I'm going to have to suspend your license." "Okay Sasuke, but under one condition." "You don't get a say in this matter, and it's 'Officer'." "Sasuke darling, you see, I have something called a job. You know, kind of like the thing you're doing right now, except better?" In which Sakura gets her license suspended, and Sasuke has to deal with her for 30 days. AU.

Being away from Konoha for so long, Sasuke is unprepared when he is faced with a dangerous reality: the new Sakura has him completely distracted. (The best kind of tension is sexual tension...)

She dumps him through a text message all because she didn't want to be his reject. "I'm giving you what you want. You better take care of it. Or else." [SasuSaku] [three-shot]

Sakura picks out a present for Sasuke on Christmas Eve, and although she feels unsettled for what she picked out, she's in for a surprise when she finds out what Sasuke has gotten her. A guaranteed touching one-shot in time for the holidays!

Sasuke, Sakura, and war. Literally. "I win, and we start our sex life right away." Smiles. "I win, and we marry right away." In which someone is old-fashioned, and the other is the product of modern. [SasuSaku]

CH.5: SASUSAKU-Home. Sakura reflects on the aftermath of war with a midnight swim in the lake and is joined by the one person she had build walls to keep out. Will she be able to find the healing her heart sorely needs? - LEMONAID is now a collection of SasuSaku/ItaSaku anthology oneshots. -

He doesn't look a thing like Jesus, but he talks like a gentleman.

Sasuke stared at the slumbering face of his lunch companion for the day. The bell had long since rung, but he couldn't bring himself to awaken her. Without warning his eyes drew to her lips and he was soon leaning toward them when, of course, she awakened. 'You're stupid.' he thought to himself. Sasuke and Sakura: normal friends, with not so normal feelings on one side.

High school, who said that was going to be easy? Who said boys had to be so complicated! Ever since Sakura could remember, she'd liked Sasuke. But a girl could only take having her heart broken so many times before she decided to heck with the guy! Now, it's their final year, and Sasuke may or may not have gotten Sakura's diary... "I don't like you!" He smirked. "Are you sure?"

Sweat glistened on her alabaster skin, her jade eyes cold and calculating as she sat up, the satin sheets pooling around her hips, silky tendrils of pastel hair covering her eyes. The raven-haired teen beside her watched the woman he adored face him, eyes void of all emotion, "Go home, Sasuke." With her words he cracked, and vowed to claim her heart as he had when they were genin.

Because no matter what they did, they were always running in circles. Because things were never easy. Because he was strong and so was she. So when she told him to run, he did. SasuSaku

Kiba broke her heart, so Sakura vowed to never be charmed by those who dwell in the East Side and are involved in gangs. No more bad boys. Sasuke, an East Sider, enters her life and challenges her beliefs. As they both get closer to each other, their relationship will be tested. "How can I make you stop fighting?" I ask. Sasuke cracks a grin. "Go out with me."

A/U He was the artist and she was the model, his nude model. Falling in love wasn't part of the plan. M for nudity and mature scenes. SasukexSakura

AU. Sasuke sneaks into Sakura's house one evening, uninvited "You shouldn't be here, he's downstairs!" she panted….. follow sasuke and sakura through their relationship..humor/romance... prequel is up :)

AU. Who said love was exactly "easy"? Nope, it's not, especially if a certain pinkette is a blushing mess! Or the chicken ass haired guy who could only say "Hn."? What exactly will become of them? —sasusaku; oneshot.

"If you can be The Beast, The Frog Prince or Alladin, which one do you wanna be?" She asked, eyeing him with curiosity. "None" he replied casually. "What, why?" she asked. "Because fairy tales aren't real, and having something that isn't real is as good as having nothing at all."

When school heartthrob and basketball captain Uchiha Sasuke is secretly crushing on the class nerd Sakura, he gets her to tutor him so he could finally tell her how he feels. AU. OOC.

With shaking voice, he spoke. "I didn't want to hurt you. You deserve better than me." AU OOC

(n.) astrology/monogamy, syn. to wumbology, the study of wumbo; in which sakura convinces sasuke that astrology isn't /all/ mumbo jumbo. "Does this mean that you ship Aries and Leo now?" /sasusaku/ crack!oneshot

It's not perfect, or beautiful or romantic, but it's all Sakura can ask for. Because it's Sasuke and that's all she's ever cared about. Sasusaku.

AU prequel to "right under his nose", but they can also be read as separate pieces... "he ignored everything, focusing only on the girl who had always been at his side and – hopefully – always would be."

Sasuke Uchiha was never one for talking, but that doesn't mean he didn't have a lot to say. {Day Seven of SasuSaku Month}

Sasuke is in chains and Sakura can do as she wishes. /smutfic/

Sakura had failed her driver's test and now she had the most obnoxious, self centered man she'd ever met teaching her, Sasuke Uchiha. Strangely, things end up getting X rated between the two of them and she finds there is a shift she does know how to work.

-MATURE CONTENT- One day even Gray gets tired of being called '-sama'.

Because 10 seconds just isn't enough... ONESHOT

Saku x Sasu first one shot - Not all ladies are befitting to be in the kitchen...as in the case of Sakura, she had to fulfill that task to be Sasuke's good wife. Sasuke began to think he had been overestimating her skills...O O

All she wanted to do was eat her chocolate chip cookie in peace, but Sasuke refused to let her. SasuSaku

It may seem broken to you, but one man's waste could be another man's treasure, no? SasuSaku AU Totally Random

"So she really is your girlfriend?" It wasn't really a question. She already knew his answer, it was more for confirmation. "Aa."

SasuSaku: "I don't do it because I think you're weak! I do it because—! Because I… just… Never mind." Years later it finally happened. Unfortunately, she just didn't care anymore. A story of love and irony, where one is oblivious… and the other is Sasuke.

Sakura Uzumaki Naruto's younger sister is finally dating Sasuke and they are finding that the sex, the love, and the relationship are great. But of course obstacles will insure and they will find that True Love has a lot more coming for them. -Sequel-

Being the cute 8 month old son and Uchiha Sasuke look-a-like, mother and son had to weave through the people of Konoha, just to wait for Daddy's return home.

SasuSaku. One-shot. She says she'll marry him, when he asks her. "I won't bother you like I did when we were genin," she jokes, smiling. "Unless you wish otherwise, it'll be like I'm not even there." And when she tells him not to worry, it's the very thing he does.

.:C:. "Because when Edward Elric loved her, Winry Rockbell couldn't find the reason why." EdWin Fluff. Drabble.

"…if you ever so much as look at her again, I promise you'll be in more pieces than Humpty Dumpty. And believe me; neither the king's horses nor the king's men will ever be able to put you back together again." And he knew she wasn't kidding. SasuSaku OneShot

Edward's taking care of Winry, whether she wants him to or not.

She never thought that her fairytale lay right before her eyes in the guise of an arranged marriage. She never thought that within 60 days of engagement, she would complete the road to happiness. AU for SasuSaku month

For SasusakuMonth, day three. if someone loved you conditionally, would you accept the conditions to receive such love? AU.

Sasuke decides to test if you can really run out of spit with Sakura on one hot summer day. By licking her. He really doesn't care if she doesn't like it; whatever gets the point proven.

AU "Is she your girlfriend?" The old man asked. "We're not fond of labels." He replied. "She's lovely." said the old man. The corner of Sasuke's lips twitched upward, forcing a sliver of a smile onto his face. "She is."

Sakura was a nobody. Being at Naruto's party would change that, though. But until a simple party game turned into a sudden realization, Sakura finds herself being the odd one out. And not minding it.

He wanted so desperately for her eyes to glint up to meet his, for one look to be the only thing that stood between her and knowing, that she could look into his eyes and take away the need for the words he couldn't say.

"And guess what, you egocentric dickhead; I could get 100 guys to kiss me!" "Confident, are you, Sakura?" A bet gone right in all the wrong ways. SasuSaku.

AU Team Shinobi isn't just a group of soldiers, they're individuals who have special talents - and are delinquets. "Whether you like it or not," he clenched his fists and stepped closer to her. "I'm going to make you fall in love with me." SxS NxH

Part 3 of a 4-part series. Read Anticipation and Resolution first! Ed and Win are moving toward their big day and dealing with the emotions that come with transitioning from being friends to being in love.

SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.

Sequel to Aphrodisiac. After the passionate night of sex, Sasuke begins to avoid Sakura. She's hurt yet confused as to why. Did he only want the sex?

Collection. 2. Are You Serious - Then Smirk: It was moments like these he realized that he'd paved his own road to hell. And he hadn't even done it with good intentions. SasuSaku.

"Oh, I see. While I was waiting for Kiba and the others, you were here busy snatching a girl so you can get laid. Good job, Sasu—" The girl laughed and said way too innocently, "But he's gay."

The second installment of my little FMA series. Read "Anticipation" First before reading this. Part 3 is "Preparation". Strong T Rating. Post Manga Ed/Win. Coming home to make life happen. Flufftastic.

SasuSaku. Sakura is excellent about giving others advice about their love life, but she is absolutely clueless when it comes to her own!

It was so ironic how the one person she never wanted to see again more than anyone in the world would end up being the only person she was stuck with for…oh, let's say 365 days. SasuSaku AU

First part of a Four-part series. Pt. 2 is Resolution and Pt. 3 is Preparation. Ed and Winry anticipate the day when he finally comes home from his Journey to the Western Region. Rated a *mild* T, just to be safe.

Sasuke/Sakura. AU. "What the hell are you doing, Sasuke Uchiha?" demanded Sakura, gaping at the man before her. Sasuke smirked. "Making you mine, idiot."

Sakura finds Viagra on Sasuke's night-table. Hell proceeds to break loose. — Sasuke/Sakura.

There's more to being number one, Sasuke tells Sakura. But she doesn't care. She'll do whatever she can to defeat him. He doesn't want her to act like this, and takes pity. Can't she see that he loves her?

A new arrival has Ed fearing for his manhood. Rated T to be safe for mild cussing and references to male anatomy.

It's late, and it's hot, and Winry can't sleep. This makes her grumpy.

/Sasuke&Sakura\ In which crotch-less panties are NOT the ideal anniversary present.

/Sasuke&Sakura\ 2:24, no sleep, no luck getting there either. "Damn clock-"

"I AM EMOTIONALLY COMPROMISED SASUKE, AND YOU THREW A KUNAI AT ME. WHY ARE YOU SO INSENSITIVE?" Seriously, if Sakura was like that when she had her period, what would she be like when she was pregnant? Oneshot. Rated T for unnecessary cursing :P

My multiple submissions involved in SasuSaku Month. A mixture of cute, dark, happy, and sad fics in the form of drabbles and one-shots. Enjoy! Ratings Vary.

SasuSaku. Drabble collection of various !verses.

On regrets, wishful thinking and believing.

You took this too far. — Sasuke/Sakura.

It's like fireworks exploding in reverse. — Sasuke/Sakura.

Light her up and let her go. — Sasuke/Sakura.

"Of course. Why would I need to look at the pictures when I can just walk in on you in the shower?" "Get out pervert!" Sequel to "Cosmopolitan". CRACK. Smut. Whatever you wanna call it : GIFT for everyone who reviewed s Cosmo.

It's 3AM and Sakura's contemplating disconnecting her phone. — Sasuke/Sakura.

Sasuke, a sophomore in college, is digging through his room mate's things when he comes across a very dirty magazine. "Hey, Haruno, let's try this position first." How did she end up living with such a hormone driven, slob? Oneshot. CRACK.

It seemed that the Hokage was right. He did have some aggressive tendencies that needed to be worked out. Sasu/Saku. Oneshot.

in which the two engage in a contest on who can give the BETTER or was it the worse? analogy and ends up doing...things. SASUSAKU

She's always a few somethings short for something. Sasuke decides it's time he does something about it. And he repeats: He's not taking advantage. No. definitely not. SASUSAKU

"So lemme get this straight-you joined Konoha High's boys soccer team to prove that girls got game, too, and now every guy on that team wants to get in your pants?" I nodded. Ino laughed, "Sakura, dear. You're screwed."

When Sasuke barrows Itachi's phone to sex Sakura things get out of hand. What he doesn't know is that Naruto also asked Sakura if he could barrow her phone to sext Hinata. Two phones, two boys and one cruel turn of fate. R&R

Sakura Uchiha is having a hard time adapting to Motherhood. With a husband away on many missions, Sakura must raise all the Uchiha offspring. But fatigue, exhaustion and postpartum depression all take a toll on her as she learns what a 'real' mother is.

If there is a god out there, please let me wake up from this nightmare. Ryuu Tsubasa, the absolute greatest singer in the world, is Sasuke Uchiha, AKA the nerd who sits behind me in chemistry class and flicks spitballs at the back of my head.

In which Sakura writes a letter telling Karin to back off. SasuSaku / Anti Karin fic. Rewritten!

Typically, Hermione and Draco are stuck in another cupboard. With no obvious approaching escape, an interesting conversation ensues. All Dialogue. Is being continued, but can be read as complete.

Summary: "Sasuke-kun, where are you taking me?" He smirked, pure devious intent. "To a drive in my car." "Oooohhh…" A moan was heard in the distance. "Mmmmm…" Naruto turned to his companion. "Hey… Kiba… Did you hear that…?" ONESHOT. SMUT. SASUSAKU

AU. SasuSaku. I vow not to let Karin win. I vow not to get shitfaced every night. I vow to get revenge. This is no fairytale, people. This is WAR.

"I still won't wear it." "It's red." "So?" "Red's your color." What if Sasuke dressed up as Santa Claus for the sake of his Family. Christmas fic. R&R

Because it's not only Sasuke who wants to have crazy, overbearing, nymphomatic, dominatrix, orgasmic, mindblowing sex.

Ino has had enough of Sakura's lies and is determined to 'help' Sakura in her love life, or lack thereof. But Sakura insists that she didn't need help. Does she?

Sequel to "Sasuke The Red Eyed Bastard" "Sasuke used to have a stick shoved up his ass." Sakura giggled slightly. Sai glanced at her with a raised eyebrow but then smirked. "Hey Dickless, I think I know where your dick went!"

R&R "Someone is going to lay down on the floor and close their eyes. I'm going to place two pieces of popcorn somewhere on their body. But before I put the pieces on them, I'll blind fold one of you and then you'll have to find the popcorn."

A Naruto one-shot set in hogwarts. Sasuke Centric. Sasusaku. And if you squint some Naruto Sasuke brotherly bond.

When Sakura becomes infected with a deadly poison, she must turn to one of her male teammates for a cure. That is, if she can handle the steamy antidote. Sasu/Saku

Ever since Naruto got a girlfriend he has been constantly trying to hook Sasuke up, much to the annoyance of the Uchiha. However, Naruto soon finds out Sasuke really doesn't need his assistance. SasuSaku and minor NaruHina. Rated T for a reason.

Because us girls all know that we're guilty of watching football for more than just the game. SasuSaku. One-shot. Jealous Sasuke!

R&R "Twinkle twinkle cups of roman. How I wonder what you taste like. Up above on your pedestal so high. Like a savor in the sky. Twinkle twinkle little roman. How I wonder why I love you more then pie." "You idiot! That's not how the song goes!"

Uchiha Sasuke has had certain feelings toward his best friend's little sister Uzumaki Sakura lately and they just won't seem to leave. Add in a little jealousy and you get Sasuke determined to make that woman his everything. M for lemons! Tag-along story

"You're not anything special, you know. You're just some hot guy that everyone wants." Sasusaku. Oneshot.

Sakura is the hot girl of the school and Sasuke...the nerd that wears glasses and that everyone makes fun of? What happens when she comes to school early and discovers that the know-it-all is...hot! Well, make the stotic guy like her! Lemons. -Requested-

/AU/ "Shh," Sasuke whispered in my ear. "It's me. Just me." He let go of me and I spun around. "Sasuke-kun, how can you be so calm!" I was screeching now. "You killed someone! I knew you were a yakuza, a murderer!" /Kinda Sky High based/ /SxS/

/AU/ "Sakura, marry me." "You are crazy, completely crazy. I am on the mafia's most wanted list and you want me to marry you?" /Sequel to "Beaten Black and Pink"/SxS/

No more running Sakura." SasuSaku

SasuSaku. "So, he said that he would learn how to say I love you in 26 languages just to prove that he does love you?" —COMPLETE

SasuSaku. He's not lonely, he says, Because he has her. In which Sakura desperately tries to form a bond, and Sasuke grows more and more attached by the day. He won't admit it, but the truth doesn't lie.

In which Sasuke is forced to believe that yes, sometimes, Sakura knows better than him. "We'll make an impeccable pair." — Sasuke, Sakura. AU.

Um, Sakura? Why are you in my locker?" "Sasuke-kun isn't very happy with me at the moment." "Your the one who tied his shoe laces to his chair when he was listening to his ipod!" "This isn't funny! He could kill me!" R&R

Sasuke has been neglecting his wife for some scrolls, so Sakura gets an idea to place a fake hickey on her neck... How will Sasuke react to this? R&R PLEASE :

FLUFF. SasuSaku. “You give me the kind of feeling people write novels about.”

Mom, stop defending him..." Sasuke stood near the door and heard every word. "...Stop trying to make us think he actually sent these and actually cares about us."

“Then prove it! Prove it to me in nine days!”. It was that, or run around naked in Konoha. Of course making the Uchiha fall in love with her was easier...right? SasuSaku

OneShot. "Winry let out a little shriek when she was dragged back against a hard body...." When Granny and Al are away, the alchemist and mechanic will play. Rated 'M' for citrus; please respect the rating.

“Tell me, Miss Haruno, have you ever been with a man?” And so begins her sexual awakening in the name of art.

A sasusaku: some things are not about happiness. On marriage, and lies, and coming home for warm soup. And he tells her, "You can stay."

I'm yours Sasukekun. It was a phrase she repeated to him every night they spent together. It was the only way he'd complete the intimate act, the only way she could be connected to him again. SasuSaku A different kind of love story...

He came to her house with flowers, chocolates, and one important question, only to be targeted by flying tissue boxes and medical textbooks. On the bright side, at least her parents weren’t home. —SasukeSakura.

She may not realize it, but some of the simplest things Winry can do makes Edward Elric fall for her all over again. Because when it comes right down to it, there's nothing sexier then the woman he loves.

Haruno,a.k.a the to be Uchiha in a few years, Sakura, was leaning against her boyfriend's arm when she came across an interesting section in the magazine. Sasu/saku COMPLETE

Gwen cried out in frustration as she slammed against the wall. Her back smarted from the impact and she was robbed of her breath for a couple of seconds." Darkish lemon. Gwen/Kevin pairing. Gwevin

SasuSaku Oneshot - Sasuke makes Sakura angry with him and must suffer a week without her. He soon finds out what a terrible fate that is, for one who doesn't entirely know how good he has it. Rated T just in case

The two minds of best friends Sasuke and Naruto unwittingly face off in an opinion to opinion battle. The subject...Sasuke and Sakura's relationship. Oh, the possibilities...and the revealed secrets. -SasuSaku--one-shot-

“She’s mine.” He growls angrily as he pulls Sakura tightly onto him. “Just tell the loser you love me and not him.” It just goes to show that Sasuke is really a multi-personalitied guy when he’s in a relationship with a pink-haired monster. SasuSaku!

It wasn’t a problem until Sasuke realized she didn’t sleep with a bra on. One-shot. Suggestive.

...He knew he fell in love with her in the altar, on his wedding day...Sasusaku

It took Sakura four meetings to ask for Sasuke's name, and only one to tell him not to fall for her. It took Sasuke one meeting to realize Sakura was very likely insane, and four for him to decide that that was okay. SasuSaku. Oneshot. For Anne.

I was nineteen. I had just passed my Jounin exam. And then I met him..."You conceited, stuckup, selfish, pathetic excuse of a man!" Unfortunately it took four years and a war for us to fall in love. SasuSaku. EDIT: First chapter now available in Vietnamese! Check out my profile for the link.

If she can't sleep, then he would just have to suffer with her. Whether he liked it or not. sasusaku. slightly crack

AU. SasuSaku. I want to FLY someday.

Because he is Sasuke and she is Sakura and love isn’t always rainbows and butterflies.

He was a young king a stupid, ruin-the-moment jerk. She was Haruno Sakura, the stubborn, pink-haired lady, the most annoying kind. SasuxSaku

Sakura didn’t feel too comfortable inside that smelly, narrow locker. It would have been different if she wouldn’t be stuck though. Of course that stupid locker wouldn’t open from the inside... Sakura's stuck inside Sasuke's locker! fluffy/humor

.sasuxsaku. .one-shot. Turning his head slightly to smirk at the now outraged slut, he wrapped an arm around my waist and kissed me roughly, full on the lips with such passion that I couldn’t help but stare in complete shock at his beautiful face.

.:Prize for Sharingan-grls One shot:. "Did you just say..." Karin's attention popped back to Sasuke and Sakura. "KIDS?" Sasuke asked in disbelief. .:SasuSaku:.

SasuSaku. One-shot. "Are you my friend?" "Yeah, Ino" "Are you a girl?" "maybe," "Finally- are you single?" "er, no..." "Congratulations, Saku- WHAT!" and she found out. Valentine's Day fic

.:AU:. Sakura turned back to her locker and leaned her forehead against it. She let out a loud groan of aggrivation. "...I got one." She said barely above a whisper. .:SasuSaku:.

SasukeSakura Where in things that really matter, Sasuke always loses to Naruto.

SasuSaku. Sequel to 'The Anagram Proposal'. Sakura could be just as creative as him in announcing her pregnancy. Just watch Uchiha, just watch.

SasuSaku. Co-written with Extra Ren. 'You're from underwater. I'm from the land. OKAY? We live in different worlds, kiddo.' 'KIDDO? You've got to be kidding me. You're so short.'

Sasuke had to be different. Proposing in a romantic setting was just so...ugh, cliche. So he'd do it in an anagram, 'cause he was just clever like that.

Sequel to Last Day in the Office. Sakura has been keeping a special secret from her husband for his present. With all the passionate heat that's been going on between them, Sasuke doesn't suspect a thing...sasusaku...lemon.

SasuSaku An apple, a photo album, and The Book. What harm could they possibly do? Ever the superstitious bride, Sakura decides her wedding day is doomed and fate is against her...

Gift!fic for Ren. SasuSaku. Yesterday, Sasuke told me that he couldn't understand why you were sent on those seduction missions all the time, considering he was pretty sure you didn't even know how to do a proper striptease.

Gift!fic for Pina. SasuSaku. He opened his mouth to attempt an explanation, but was silenced when she lunged at him, straight out of the shower and stuck her tongue halfway down his throat.

Oneshot. It's Sakura's last day working as Sasuke's sectary before the holidays. Let's see how her last day in the office turns out... sasusaku... lemon.

[SasuSaku] I'm scared as hell to want you, but here I am, wanting you anyway. Sakura, Sasuke, and breaking habits. And maybe, just maybe, learning new ones.

Let Uchiha Sasuke define the people around him for you. sasusaku. slightly crack

Mr and Mrs Haruno, I have your daughter, Haruno Sakura. I have kidnap—borrowed your daughter for some time without telling. The point is, I won't be giving her back. [Dark. Twisted. Funny][sasusaku]

Kakashi finds himself used as a human shield while Sasuke and Sakura scream at each other over Sasuke's abnormal marriage proposal. Crack with a side of Fluff. Really old work.

What's that thing sticking out of your pocket? It read: FRISKY CONDOM, Strawberry Flavor. Congratulations! You picked out a good choice! Our bestseller! ENJOY! [slightly crack][sasusaku]

In which Sakura wants to be most precious in someone's heart, and Sasuke tries to oblige. Not all love stories are romances because some are better. [sasusaku] [oneshot]

Oh no! Sasuke kun, don't tell me you forgot! [sasusaku]

This would either make her change schools, or come to class everyday with a bag over her head, both out of pure humiliation. It was perfect! [SasuSaku] [ONESHOT]

Sakura's sister Hana is supposed to be marrying Itachi Uchiha. So how on earth does Sakura find HERSELF married to Itachi's younger brother instead? SasuSaku

[SasuSaku, implied NaruHina] Sakura announces that she is late. “Now, baby, you must take after lovely Sakurachan! Don’t grow up to be all broody and emo like Sasuke teme!”

His hips rolled against hers. Heat spread through her entire body as if he were fire itself. She could feel his hardened length against her stomach, the wetness between her legs burning......... SasuxSaku... lemon

She was betrothed to another, but he wouldn’t let that stop him. If he couldn’t have her publicly then he would have her secretly. [AU][NejiSaku,SasuSaku]

When she was beside him she annoyed him to the point he couldn’t think straight, and when she was gone, the lack of her annoyed him... She was an aggravation. [Oneshot. SasuSaku. Limey.]

All couples in Konoha are ordered to attend couples therapy, Sex therapy. How will Sasuke and Sakura take the advice that the ‘doctor’ gives them?And how the hell are they going to survive an enitire month of it!

The gang hears rather disturbing noices coming from Sasuke’s office. What on earth could the rich and famous viceCEO be doing with Haruno Sakura? Definitely not what Naruto’s thinking right? Or maybe…[SasuSaku AU oneshot]

Yamanaka Ino happens to see a certain Uchiha in an alleyway...with a girl. So being the ever so faithful friend, she goes to tell Sakura what she has witnessed. Uchiha Sasuke with another girl? Sakura won't believe it. [SasuSaku]

High School, the never ending picture of every writer. The sound of chalk frictions on the board, the hoots of students during discussions, girls’ whisper when their crushed pass by and the boys’ obvious worship for the term “Hentai.”

Her heart was stolen. Her life was taken away. She's a victim of love, and Uchiha Sasuke is downright guilty. [sasusaku]

/OneShot/SasuSaku/ When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned: do not have sex with the authorities.

That night, Uchiha Sakura's private session with rage is ruined by the untimely return of her anger's object.

AU SasuSaku Haruno Sakura, a daughter of the leader of Japan, is in danger. Her father hires a bodyguard, who is actually a part of the Yakuza who is after her. However, what can you do if you start falling for the target? Contains Lime or more...

Oneshot [SasuSaku] She loved it whenever his possessive side for her emerged.

[One Shot] “Unless you kiss the person you are stuck under with then you may never get out of the spell.” Sakura's jaw almost dropped. “That's forcing someone to kiss you when they don't want to!” “How do you know they don't want to anyway...?” SxS

[Oneshot, genfic] The toddlers of Konoha argue over whose daddy is truly the best. Features Uchiha Kisho, Uzumaki Arashi, Hyuuga Sasame, and Nara Shikatori.

[EdWinry] Edward felt his eyebrows lift in wonder as Winry moved and kissed his collarbone... “You have nothing to worry about... she stated quite plainly.