I CURRENTLY CANNOT POST HERE except for in very long winded, roundabout ways and on preexisting stories, FFN has more or less ceased to work for me for months. While I will try and post stories here, archiveofourown, under the same username, is now my primary archive. There are a hundred more stories over there, so it's worth your while ;)

I should be easy to find on AO3 (archiveofourown(.)org(/)users(/)flootzavut(/)works), but if you have problems, please feel free to message me! :) I don't bite unless provoked ;)

http:///users/flootzavut/works

I'm pretty good about marking whether something is complete or a WIP, so please take note of that ;) I never abandon WIPs without notice, but sometimes they go on hiatus for a while. Please bear with me. My muse is fickle, and sometimes I'm just overloaded. If you choose to read a WIP, that is your choice and your responsibility. When you are paying me to write, then you get to complain if I am slow. Real life fanfic. Don't complain if I bite when you provoke me ;p

I try and stick to American expressions and vocab for American characters, but please excuse (or help me correct!) the inevitable lapses.

If you want to read character bashing then I'm not your gal.

Anything that can't/won't be uploaded here can be found on archiveofourown under the same username. Because of FFN's T&C, some stories will never be posted here, so archiveofourown is actually a more complete archive of my stories.

THE ROSEFERNVERSE There is now a timeline/master list of stories at the end of Operation Rosefern and I will try to keep it up to date, keep it up to date, though as previously noted, I have been having issues posting here. AO3 is a better place to read the Rosefern stories.

LIE TO NCIS Due to the nature of some of the stories plus posting issues, many of the stories in this 'verse are not posted on FFN and some may never get posted even if other issues are resolved. AO3 is a better place to read this crossover.

ObDisclaimer: Obviously, I don't own any characters, situations or plots that you recognise (sadface), nor do I get anything except pleasure from borrowing them. I do promise to look after them, and return them when I'm done, _almost_ as good as new! ;-)

GNU Terry Pratchett