Author has written 8 stories for A song of Ice and Fire, Naruto, Aliens/Predator, Elder Scroll series, Bleach, Darksiders, Fable, Avatar, and Gears of War. I live in texas. I began writing these wonderful thing in order to build experience for my career in video game designing (I wish to develop the world, plot, characters and such) my favorite anime/manga are naruto shippuden,bleach,inuaysha,deadmanwonderland,full meatal alchamist(and brotherhood),ghost in the shell,dragon ball z ( not that new one the origanal blood,guts, and all that good stuff) and among other, basically anything on toonami(which is back thank god) By far my #1 anime is naruto shippuden (the uneditied which is only online but im hopping adult swim will remidy that) I hope it gets put on toonami amoung whith other things. Im a huge gamer if you recognize the name Grimreaper99x then there a vary good chance iv killed you on xbox LIVE hahaah I accepted the challenge by author Klad Vayne.- The summary is that Naruto and the other demon containors form the akastiki, not pein and them. I wont start on it eminently but later. Things to Do in an Exam you Already Know That You are Going to Fail: 1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!" 2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is. 3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level. 4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative. 5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off. 6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min. 7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else. 8. Bring things to throw at the instructor when she/he is not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you. 9. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it. 10. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was. 11. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly. 12. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy). 13. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day. 14. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away. 15. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story. 16. Try to get people in the room to do a wave. 17. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice. 18. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave. 19. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary. 20. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?" 21. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! 22. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out. 23. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!" 24. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her. 25. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her. 26. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit." 27. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..." 28. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. Strike a pose first for added effect. 29. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby. 30. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour. 31. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it. 32. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam. 33. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras. Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings! If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile! LONG LIVE PLUTO! 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through say, "PICK ME, PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things ATTENTION EVERYONE!!! I'm planning on making a list of "50 Things The TV Taught Me". Feel free to PM me and give me a thing the TV has taught you so I may add to the list. I want to get at least 50, but I could always add more. Assuming I get 50 at all. And if people will cooperate at all. This is just for fun, nothing else. TV Taught me: 1. How to speak. 2. How to curse. 3. If blood comes out, it's painful. Otherwise, why would people scream whenever I saw it? 4. People think physical abuse is hilarious. 5. Only hit a guy in the groin when you are really mad, it looks like it hurts like hell. 6. No matter how much you run, the zombies will always catch up. 7. Ceiling fans can slice you to pieces. 8. The future has very little hope. 9. There are no stupid questions. Only stupid people willing to try answering. 10. If Kenpachi Zaraki ever unleashes his bankai, we are fucked! No chance of retaliation, no chance of a second humanity, the world will simply be... actually, even all that is fucked will be fucked straight to hell. Hell itself will be fucked! Heck, heaven itself will be fucked beyond anything imaginable. Yeah, really scary. 11. The biggest badass in a show is rarely the leader. 12. You only live once. Unless you're Kenny. 13. Look underneath the undeneath. Under the skirt there are panties. And under that... 14. Once 'Friendzoned', you have every man's pitty. 15. Fire can exist underwater. 16. Somehow, everything we eat/do/see/don't do/don't eat/don't see is slowly killing us. Nothing is safe! 20 Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In." 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6. In the memo field of all your checks write, "for smuggling diamonds." 7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy." 8. Don't use any punctuations. 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify that your drive-through order is, "To go." 12. Sing along at the opera. 13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme? 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. 16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom. 17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream, "I won!, I won!" 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!" 19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." 20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity... copy and paste this into your profile! You know you live in 2008 when: 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don’t have a screen name or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to your friends 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5, only to see that there is indeed no number 5 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly 12.) Copy and paste this into your profile if you fell for it, you know you did! 92 percent of the teenage population has moved on to RAP. 95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!! If you've ever been so obsessed with a TV or Movie character that you scare everyone who knows you, join the club, and copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile (Kingdom Hearts... Final Fantasy... Anime... Manga...) you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever (almost) taken over the world, but were distracted by something shiny, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. I guss I have parings. ShikaXino or Temari I dount care. TayuyaXNaruto ( or anywone exept hinata and Yaio) NejiXten TosheroXRongicu(sorry i cant get those long asain names down that good) GrimmjowXharrible,Soi fon. Things abought me. I LOVE- MONEY,KNIVES,SWORDS, INSANITY, BUSHIDO, HONER AND LOYIAlTY, ANIMEI, MY VAREY SPECIAL PLANT (WINK), FANFICTION WEBSITE, AND THE GRIM REAPER. THE BAND I LOVE- IN FLAMES!!,MANOWAR,THREE DAYS GRACE,DESTURIBED!!!,AVENGE7 FOLED,SLIPNOT, BLACK SABITH!!, OZZY!!!, ect. I HATE- PEAPLE WHO HAVE A SEINCE OF SUPIRORTY OVER OTHER PEAPLE BEACUS OF THE WAY THEY ARE, STUCK UP BICHES, PEAPLE WHO THINK THEY KNOW EVREYTHING ABOUGHT YOU BUT DOUNT KNOW SHIT, YAIO!!( I have nothing agient gays its there choce so let them have at it...but IF one comes on to me somewons getting fucked up) PEAPLE WHO POSET POUNTLESS RELIGIOUS SHIT ( Scratch what I had earlier, my faith is near to gone) and other things. AND TO ALL YOURE FLAMERS OUT THERE, I STRONGLY BELIVE THAT NO AND I REPEAT NO!! STORY SHUD BE FLAMED, BECUS WE BUST ARE ASSES ONE THES THINGS AND FOR YOU TO JUST BURN US LIKE THAT IS FUCKED UP. IF YOU BELIVE THIS COPY!! AND MOTHERFUCKEN PAST! Favorit Qoutes- 'This is not time for fear, that comes later'-Bane 'You want to know why I use a knife? Guns, there to quick. You cant savior all the...little emotions.'-The Joker. (Rip Heath Ledger, best god damn joker ever) 'You want to know how I survived this long.Fear. A man steals from me I cut off his handes, he insults me I rip out his tong and if he rises against me I tear off his head and put it on a pike and raise it high above; so all can see.'-Bill 'The Butcher' Cutting. 'When Death smiles at a man all he can do is smile back."- Maximums. 'Fear is a heavy burden.'- Kratos 'Its Not easy being drunk all the time. Evreywone would do it if it were.'- Tyrion 'Anyone can be killed'- Ariya Stark. 'I dont care if your a Shinigami,Arrancare or Hollow. I'll Kill anywone who looks down at me!'-Grimmjow. 'The world you live in is nothing but a suger coated toping; this is the real world and if you want to survive in you you have to learn to pull the trigger.'-Blade "I believe a fight every now and then makes life more interesting. Don't ya think?"-Dante 'What do we say to the god of Death? Not today." Serio Ferrieal. "The Hands of Death could not defeat me, The sisters of fate could not hold me, and you will not see the end of this day, I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!"-Kratos "Give them noting but take from the EVERYTHING!"- Leonidas. "THIS IS SPARTA!"-Leonidas. "Pecking order."-Mr.Popo (DBZ abriged.) "A man chooses; A dog obeys!" Atlas Ryan. "Let me tell you something about your gods, something they dont teach in your temples. They envy us." Achilles. "Gods have no mercy, that's why their gods." Cerci. Deadric Uzumaki ( elder scrolls crossover) - On narutos 6th birthday he's attacked by a mob and awakens something older then the fox, nine daedric lord halves each a piece of his personality and whith there help he will become a deadric lord in his own making. Hercine-http:///?qh=ion=&global=1&q=Hircine#/d54ki00 Molag Bal-http:///?q=molagbal#/d5qlop8 Mehrunes Dagon-http:///?q=MehrunesDagon#/dt5gkn Sheogorath-http:///?q=sheogorathdaggerfall#/d37aqa6 Peryite-http:///?q=peryite#/d4p3wv2 Nocturnal-http:///?q=nocturnal#/d4v2yfl Melphala-http:///?q=Mephala#/d3eph9z boethia-http:///?q=boethiah#/d53xuut Hermaeus Mora-http:///?q=hermaeusmora#/d1fro9d Jyggalag-http:///?qh=§ion=&global=1&q=Jyggalag#/art/Jyggalag-93441962?_sid=4d8303fa Fox's hollow mask Zabuza Fight music (DMC3 cerbious boss fight, Dount own) -http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj7oRNCld4s Naruto's armor in Fox's hollow mask- http:///fs49/300W/i/2009/211/b/4/New_Age_Jack_of_Blades_by_Esuerc.jpg Naruto of the Horde- RAAM-http:///?qh=§ion=&global=1&q=RAAM#/art/General-RAAM-265393348?_sid=5ceb3a51 Skorge-http:///?qh=§ion=&global=1&q=Skorge#/art/skorge-209182060?_sid=69b3af21 Karn-http:///?q=GOWKarn#/art/LOCUST-KARN-GOW-Judgment-384889574?_sid=33274ee5 Myaarah-http:///?q=QueenMyrrah#/art/Myrrah-102771714?_sid=21f7cc99 Very Important here- Greetings to the fine folk that moderate our site. I, along with many, have been writing and posting on your fine site for years now, some of the better examples of up and coming writers out there are are now suddenly finding some of the stories we've come to love at risk of being removed without the chance to even rectify our errors. For some, that means the permanent loss of a story. While I don't have anything that (I believe) violates your terms of use, there are those out there that are never able to recover a story in it's original form, this is something I find to be almost worthy of a legal action, as while we cannot claim ownership of a character, the stories are OURS and simply destroying them is something that is inexcusable. It's quite easy to simply add an MA rating, additional filters or even a simple requirement for a free membership to read the stories presented here, and would cut down on hateful anonymous reviews and posts at the same time, so I have to question as to why such a thing, in all this time, simply wasn't added. If you're worried about falsification of a registration then have an appropriate disclaimer and then there can be no dispute, you took your steps and the PARENTS didn't monitor their children, if that is even your concern. If it is more of a personal view or desire then please at least let people know and give them a chance to remove a story that you and yours find offensive, most people on the site are actually rather cordial when it comes to such requests. While I cannot say for sure if this letter will even reach those that may be willing to listen, of if it's more akin to a wide spectrum purge in preparation for something bigger, please understand that you are going to be looseing a LARGE number of your writers, and thus your income from a lack of readers if there is not some level of action taken to help with this situation. For those that may agree with this, please fell free to sign on and send this to the support server, maybe we can get some movement on this. Psudocode_Samurai Rocketman1728 dracohalo117 VFSNAKE Agato the Venom Host Jay Frost SamCrow Blood Brandy pyromania101 Bunjithewolf GrimReaper99X |
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