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 Author has written 36 stories for Ichigo Mashimaro, JumpStart, Kin-iro Mosaic, and Is the Order a Rabbit?/ご注文はうさぎですか?. Coming Soon! Story List: Might not be able to finish my JumpStart story. There's likely more Kin-iro Mosaic up ahead, possibly something AyaXYoko...? BREAKING NEWS: I changed my pen name. It used to be fairyana, then it was Lucky Candy, and now it's YuriCore. I got YuriCore from Nightcore (the music genre) and yuri (the anime genre). Two awesome genres! :) Sorry if the name change has confused anyone! This is my profile. It is over 30,000 words long. Lol, and no, I'm not kidding. I'm a yuri writer. No, that doesn't mean I'll only ever write yuri stories, but I will rarely post non-yuri fics. On FictionPress, I have the same username. Check out my stories there. :) http://www.fictionpress.info/u/914924/YuriCore Here's my little sister's FanFiction account: And my little sister's FictionPress account: Anyway, on to some info 'bout me: Call Me: Ana or Ana-kun (アナ、アナくん) (For my favorite shows and mangas below, ones in bold are more my favorites than ones not in bold. Ones in italics as well as bold are my very very favorites.) Fav Cartoon(s): Danny Phantom, The Fairly OddParents, The Powerpuff Girls, Rugrats, All Grown Up, Phineas and Ferb, Jimmy Neutron, Making Fiends and Care Bears. (Yes, I like Care Bears, and I don't care what you think!) Fav Anime(s): Kashimashi: Girl Meets Girl, Strawberry Marshmallow, Bottle Fairy, Strawberry Panic, Gakuen Utopia Manabi Straight, Lucky Star, Kanamemo, Azumanga Daioh, Kin'iro Mosaic, YuruYuri, Gochuumon wa Usagi desu ka, Sasameki Koto, and Hourou Musuko. (Cute yuri stuff, for the most part!) Fav Manga(s): Ichigo Mashimaro, Azumanga Daioh, and Yotsuba&!. Shows/Mangas That I Sorta Like But Aren't My Favorites: Demashitaa! Powerpuff Girls Z, CardCaptor Sakura, Fruits Basket, Zero's Familiar, The Hunger of the Miyakawa Family, and Girlfriend Beta. (I used to like Demashitaa! Powerpuff Girls Z, but I got bored of it and dropped it. I like the music from CardCaptor Sakura, as well as a couple characters, but I don't have the time to watch a longer series, or the motivation, and I don't think CardCaptor Sakura is really... the kind of show I like... I added Fruits Basket on there because I was told I needed to read something over the summer and so I found Fruits Basket in the manga section at the library. It's something to read, and it's funny, but it lacks yuri. Lol. But it has a very interesting plot and it can be very exciting at times, so I still recommend it. :) Zero's Familiar is interesting. Really good manga, but there's no yuri or anything. But Louise is really cute! I watched The Hunger of the Miyakawa Family because it's a Lucky Star spin-off, and I certainly did enjoy watching it, but not enough for me to add it to my favorites. Girlfriend Beta is sorta plain... but I like it because I play the game it's based off of. It was nice seeing my favorite characters animated, but I wasn't impressed.) What I Want To Be: An author. Or a teacher. I'm pretty undecided. I think I would be too shy to be a teacher, and I'm not sure I would be too successful as an author. I'm probably just going to end up getting a job I hate, like my mom. -_-' My Updating Schedule: When I have time. So not terribly often, because of school and such. Usually on Saturdays. Things I Like: Japan, anime, manga, reading FanFiction or stories on FictionPress, taking online quizzes, drawing, anything cute, writing, my bedroom, stuffed animals, yuri (especially the kawaii kind), pretty girls XD (especially Japanese girls... *sighs happily*), my swing, my best friend Hana-chan (although she isn't exactly a thing, and neither are pretty girls I guess...), Disney, Ghibli, soda pop, being home alone, bright colors, hidden references, using weird words, having no homework, tsunderes, moe, my adorable puppy boy Yoshi, rainbows, obsessing over specific things, Nightcore, Lolita fashion, chibi, the Internet, sakura trees, Sanrio, Hello Kitty Online, and Vocaloid. Things I Dislike: Bullies, writing extended responses, unfairness, math homework, getting carsick, visiting hospitals, heights, freaky Halloween costumes, being embarrassed in front of large crowds, nightmares, when it seems like nobody cares, homophobes, running laps, headaches, people who constantly brag about themselves, teachers that don't answer questions, periods, being ignored, scary movies, and when people hold grudges. Things I Like In Anime: Tsundere characters, odd running gags, moe, lolicon (not the dirty kind O.o), yuri (also known as shoujo-ai), cute innocent little girls who have no idea what's going on, ditzy-crazy characters, random nonsense humor, English girls, breaking the fourth wall, tsukkomi/boku, cute girls in general, nekomimi, meganekko, best friends, kawaii plotless fluff (fuwafuwa/fluffiness), maids, that kinda stuff... Things I Dislike In Anime: Anime rated higher than PG-13, anime with nonstop fighting, anime with no yuri (it has to have at least a little), anime with a lot of boys in it (boys are annoying to me), and anime that doesn't look cute (I like animes with pretty scenery, cute-looking characters, e.t.c.). Reviewing: Honestly, I don't review a story unless there's something I really wanted to say about it and I really, really, like it. If you get a review from me, or if one of your stories is on my favorites list, you are very lucky. And I WILL NOT flame you. Never. Unless of course, I had to, to save someone's life, though that isn't likely to happen... Other Sites I Have An Account On: SanrioTown (Ana-chan) Nicotto Town (ストロベリーパイ) FictionPress (YuriCore) Ameba Pigg (ichigogogo) Hello Kitty Online (Ichigogo and AnastasiaKiwi10) and DeviantART (AnastasiaKiwi10). Favorite Music: Several songs by t.a.T.u. (especially All The Things She Said), many Vocaloid songs, songs from various anime, songs you've probably never heard of, Japanese songs (especially Kataomoi Finally, and the music video is awesome by the way, and no I don't only like it because it has pretty Japanese girls making out; don't be ridiculous!), nightcore remixes of a bunch of songs and OMG YEAH GIRLS' GENERATION!!! XD Favorite Colors: Reds, to be simple. I also like dark reddish shades of pink, very pale pink, peach, some specific shades of orange, cherry red, and maroon. Warm colors basically. Favorite Flowers: Roses (because they're so pretty and romantic), Cherry Blossoms (because they're really pretty and Japanese), and Lilies (because they're the yuri flower). Profile Pic: Asahina Momoko. Favorite Foods: Too many to name... chicken noodle soup, nachos, licorice, anise, cherries, ham, mashed potatoes, corn, brownies, pizza, rice, cheese, olives, Hershey's chocolate, Meiji chocolate, tunafish, warm chocolate melting cake, soft pretzels, omelets, cheesecake, root beer floats, chocolate-covered raisins, Dots, cereal, cornbread, pepperoni, raspberries, chocolate chip cookies, cupcakes, muffins, popsicles, Pocky, salami, various foods with red bean paste inside... Foods I Don't Like: Most pastas, spicy stuff, my school's burritos, spaghetti, asparagus, spinach, steak, salmon, eggs served sunny-side up, stuffing, mushrooms, cheesy mashed potatoes, cottage cheese, chocolate and peanut butter mixed together... Favorite Smell: Mmm... chocolate muffins. Favorite Animals: Bunnies, dolphins, pandas, deer, puppies, turtles, ducklings, chicks, baby harp seals, cute little dogs, sea otters, squirrels, chipmunks, baby monkeys... anything cute basically. Favorite Store: The American Girl Store. Pet: I have a kawaii Shih Tzu named Yoshi! My Style: I wear whatever I want. XD Mostly whatever's comfortable, physically and mentally. My Computer Wallpaper: Hello Kitty. Species: Human. Probably... Also: If you read through my entire profile, you win a virtual cheesecake! What to do in Japan: Eat ramen (with chopsticks!) OTPs (Ones I prefer more are in bold): Danny Phantom: DannyXSam (I felt so bad for Sam when Danny admired other girls, and think that Sam is the one who truly deserves him. They're a cute couple.) The Fairly OddParents: TimmyXTootie, CosmoXWanda (Timmy and Tootie make such a cute couple! And so do Cosmo and Wanda.) Powerpuff Girls Z: MiyakoXKaoru, MiyakoXTakaaki (I just can't decide who Miyako should be with. I know MiyakoXKaoru isn't canon, but I can't help but like that pairing after reading the stories with them as a couple. But I also love MiyakoXTakaaki, because they look like such a cute couple on the show.) Phineas and Ferb: PhineasXIsabella (I was getting annoyed when Phineas didn't pay any attention to Isabella when they were in Paris.) Jimmy Neutron: JimmyXCindy, LibbyXSheen (Jimmy and Cindy often argue, but it's obvious they both have crushes on each other. Cindy is so tsundere towards Jimmy, lol. And I think Sheen would be good for Libby.) Kashimashi: Girl Meets Girl: HazumuXYasuna, HazumuXTomari (They're all close friends and the love triangle of the anime. I like Hazumu with Yasuna more because Yasuna just wants to be with Hazumu so badly and I feel so bad for her. I'm a very sympathetic person.) Strawberry Marshmallow: MiuXChika, AnaXMatsuri (Okay, it's obvious enough Miu loves Chika. She's even stated it herself. [You know, right before she crashed into that wall?] Plus she imagined Chika would be in love with her by the time they were in eighth grade. And I'm pretty sure Chika likes Miu, too, even though she wouldn't admit it willingly. Remember how sad she was when she thought Miu was dead, and how she jumped on Miu hugging her and crying tears of joy when she found out she was alive?] They'd make a good pair. They're actually my favorite pairing. I think someday they will confess their love for each other and live happily ever! And Ana and Matsuri are just too cute. I'd like to see them together. :)) Care Bears: No one... Bottle Fairy: KururuXHororo (Hororo seems very fond of Kururu...) Strawberry Panic: NagisaXTamao, YayaXTsubomi (Tamao... well, I'm sympathetic for her! And YayaXTsubomi is amusing...) Gakuen Utopia Manabi Straight: MuchiXMika (I dunno, I just like them together...) Lucky Star: KonataXHiyori, KagamiXTsukasa, MinamiXYutaka, KonataXKagami (I don't know why I like KonataXHiyori... I just do. Same with KagamiXTsukasa. Those pairings just amuse me for reasons I don't understand... and MinamiXYutaka is just awesomeness! KonataXKagami is cool too.) Kanamemo: KanaXMika, YumeXYuuki (Mika seemed angry, jealous, and tsundere when she thought Kana had a boyfriend. And Yume and Yuuki are already a couple.) Azumanga Daioh: YukariXNyamo (I think I like them because they remind me so much of Miu and Chika... Same exact kind of relationship. If you watch both you'll know exactly what I'm talking about.) Kin'iro Mosaic: ShinobuXAlice, AyaXYouko (Shinobu and Alice are just so adorable sometimes, and... well, I think you get it. And a tsundere character goes well with almost anyone, especially Youko's type. [I don't know what you'd call that type though. Boke?] There are lots of hints of AyaXYouko.) Yuruyuri: YuiXKyouko, YuiXChinatsu, ChinatsuXAkari, SakurakoXHimawari (Yui and Kyouko are a pretty cute couple. Yui and Chinatsu is cool. Chinatsu and Akari is... interesting... and Sakurako and Himawari? Well, they're rivals, which naturally makes them a good couple. XD) Gochuumon: CocoaXChino, RizeXSharo (CUTENESS) Sasameki Koto: SumikaXKazama Hourou Musuko: ShuichiXYoshino My fav characters: DP: Danny, Sam, Dani FOP: Timmy, Wanda PPG: Bubbles P&F: Perry, Phineas, Isabella JN: Cindy KGMG: Hazumu, Yasuna SM: ALL OF THE CHARCTERS ARE EQUALLY AWESOME SO I CAN'T DECIDE! MF: Vendetta RR: Kimmy, Angelica, Dil AGU: Lil IM: Same as SM. BF: Kururu, Hororo SP: Tamao, Percival, Hikari, Chiyo MS: Manabi, Mikan, Muchi LS: Yutaka, Hiyori, Minami, Tsukasa, Cherry, Kagami KM: Mika, Kana AD: Chiyo, Osaka, Tomo, Yukari, Sakaki, Kaorin, Kimura-sensei, Father, Nekokoneko, Nyamo (Almost all the characters really... O.o) KIM: Alice, Aya, Youko YY: All of them are awesome in their own way. . GWUDK: Sharo, Chino SK: Sumika, Kazama, Masaki HM: Shuichi, Yoshino If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting them or fighting them, copy and paste this. If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered, copy this into your profile. 1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Anaizzle (Odd.) 2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Red Rabbit (Cool!) 3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Marie Reiss (Um, okay...) 4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Kiraneal (Hmm...) 5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink): Red Eggnog (This may be the strangest.) 6. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets): Black Yoshi (Okay...) 7. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): Cherry Life (Neat!) 8. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav color, pirate accessory): Red Hook (Interesting!) 9. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Leslie (Okay...) VIRGO- The Promiscuous One (8/23-9/22) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are; the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh, and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed tihs cpoy and psate it in yuor pofrile. You don't trust old lunch ladies (Get away from me, Lunch Lady!) Every time you see your breath fog you think you have a ghost sense (Nope.) You know what Esperanto is (Yes.) You know a few Esperanto words (Yeah, amiko.) You've ever tried to shoot ecto-blasts out of your hands (Once.) Every time you hear the name Vlad you think of Plasmius (Yeah.) You've gone looking for ghost portals (No.) You want to dye your hair white (No.) You know the theme song by heart (Yo Danny Fenton he was just 14...) You know the un-used theme song off by heart (Heard it, but I don't know the whole thing.) You can quote parts of/entire episodes (Yeah.) You threw a fit when you heard the show was being cancelled (I didn't like it until it was canceled.) You cried when Phantom Planet ended (Almost.) You know what an Ultra-recyclo vegetarian is (Yeah, who doesn't?) You've spent hours in a room full of boxes to wait for the Box Ghost (No.) You think HAZMAT suits rule (Yes!) You run when you hear someone say "I want to go to the ball!" (No, but I get freaked out.) You don't go near beauty pageants (I try to avoid it.) You like red berets (Yes.) You check your virus scanner to see if it found Technus (No.) You can't watch Men in Black without thinking of the Guys in White (I've never seen Men in Black.) You've tried to capture things in a thermos (Yes.) You want to name your next dog Cujo (Nah.) You can't wait to turn 14 (Already did, and nothing happened. :() You searched Google maps for Amity Park (Yes, and I found it in Alabama!) You freaked out when you found out there was a Fenton street (There is? Well, there's a city called Fenton.) Whenever you get Froot Loops you draw Vlad's face on the box (No, but I always feel like I'm eating Vlad.) You've tried to walk through walls (Yeah, actually.) You always carry an orange with you in case the Ghost Writer attacks (No, because I am also afraid of oranges!) You don't want locker 724 (I sure don't!) You know what a Fake-out Make-out is (Yeah.) You've had a Fake-out Make-out. (Yes.) You bought a bat with the word Fenton on it (No.) You constantly check to make sure shadows aren't following you (Sometimes.) You can't go to the circus without looking around for mind controlled ghosts (Never found one. :() You know what Pandora's Box REALLY is (No...?) You tried to turn your dad's fishing pole into a Fenton Fisher (He doesn't fish.) You know the difference between Danny, Dan, and Dani (Yeah.) You screamed "FINALLY!" when Danny kissed Sam in Phantom Planet (No, but I sure was shocked!) You get King Tuck confused with King Tut (Yeah.) You've shouted "I'M GOING GHOST!" in a crowd full of people (Why would I want to reveal my secret identity? Man, I just did!) You've tried to fly (Yes, and I bruised myself.) You've had Danny Phantom withdrawals (No.) You have a notebook with pages of failed attempts to draw Danny's logo (Yes.) You spazzed when you found out Danny Phantom was on DVD (I must have that DVD!) You made plans to start a mad mob and head for Nick studios (No, but I wish I could!) You named your cat Maddie (My mom is allergic to cats.) You annoy Butch Hartman on Twitter all the time (I'm not on Twitter.) If you have seen a movie so many times you can quote it word for word, and do so frequently, copy and paste this. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Some people think I'm insane. If you've ever been called insane before, copy this and put it in your profile. !eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI If you support DannyXSam, post this on your profile. If you are obsessed with Danny Phantom, copy and paste this into your profile. 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4. jumped in the middle of the courtroom and pointed a 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? A chair. 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 5:40 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 5:31. 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? My dad doing the dishes. 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? I was outside on the swing. 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? A YouTube video. 9.What are you wearing? A dress. 10. Did you dream last night? Yeah. 11. When did you last laugh? When my sister said something funny. 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? A bulletin board, a picture frame, and a poster. 13. Seen anything weird lately? Yes...? 14. What do you think of this quiz Well, it gives me something to do. 15. What is the last film you saw? Despicable Me 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? I don't know. 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know. I don't like Taylor Swift. 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? I would make gay marriage legal everywhere. 20. George Bush Yes, he's a president... 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Idk... 22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? I'm not good wih names, okay?! Lol. 23. Would you ever consider living abroad? I don't think so. 24. If you could be the son/daughter of any Greek mythology gods or goddesses, which would you chose? I wouldn't want to. 1 Timmy Turner 2 Cosmo Cosma 3 Wanda Cosma 4 Poof Cosma 5 Tootie 6 Jorgen Von Strangle 7 Vicky 8 Trixie Tang 9 Veronica 10 Molly 11 Imaginary Gary 12 Mama Cosma 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? Not that I remember, but I bet it would be funny. 2. Do you think four is hot? How hot? Well, he's cute. 3. Can you recall any fics about Nine? No. 4. Would Two and Six make a good couple? No way. 5. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic? Pass. 6. Does anyone on your friends list think that three is hot? No. 7. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? I don't think so. 8. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Maybe. 9. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Not sure. It would probably be a popular song sung by a female. 10. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? WARNING: MAMA COSMA GOES CRAZY AND TIMMY AND JORGEN END UP IN A TERRIBLE SITUATION! 11. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? I don't know, like, less than a month ago. 1 Danny Fenton 2 Danny Phantom 3 Sam Manson 4 Maddie Fenton 5 Dani Phantom 6 Danielle Fenton 7 The Box Ghost 8 Jack Fenton 9 Ember Mclain 10 Jazz Fenton Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens? Jack eats a lot of fudge and Sam stares at him looking like she's going to puke. You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six? Danny's house. Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction? She faints. Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens? He blasts Danielle with some Fenton gadget. Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten, or seven? Danny Phantom, since he's a superhero. One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens? The Lunch Lady shows up and demands he put more meat in his recipes. Three has to marry Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose? Maybe Jack? Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it? That she work for him or something. Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three stand a chance? She's pretty clever, so maybe. Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Eight. How does Eight react? He would be angry. Not that he's not invited to the wedding, but he doesn't want Danny to marry The Box Ghost. He'd show up anyway and blast The Box Ghost. Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because he is really strange and terribly annoying. Nine arrives too late for Two and Seven's wedding. What happens and why were they late? She was trying to take over the world. But she doesn't even want to be at the wedding. Five and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens? They start blasting everywhere. Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back? He comes after Ember. Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves? They both help each other escape. Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do? Sam calls Danny and asks if he could fly over and bring some food. Five is in a car accident and is critically injured. What does Nine do? They don't really care. The quiz is over. By the way, how did Two and Seven end up? They were divorced immediately after because Danny doesn't want to use boxes to take over the world and The Box Ghost is SO annoying! FRIENDS: Will comfort you when your crush rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask them why. FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keep on walking. FRIENDS: Help you find your true love. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnap them and give them to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha, loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Give you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say, "Run, run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "We messed up!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried... just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore. FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days and then give it back. BEST FRIENDS: Lose your stuff and tell you, "My bad... here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will punish the crowd that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through middle school/high school/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and laugh. FRIENDS: Will tell you to do the right thing. BEST FRIENDS: Will tell you to hide the mess and hope your mom doesn't see it. FRIENDS: Will sit with you at lunch. BEST FRIENDS: Will sit with you in detention. FRIENDS: Like you enough to hang out with you. BEST FRIENDS: Love you. FRIENDS: Will help you pack when you move. BEST FRIENDS: Won't let you move. FRIENDS: Will ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this! FRIENDS: Support you. BEST FRIENDS: Constantly tease you and poke fun. FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Laugh at you. FRIENDS: Apoligize when they do something wrong. BEST FRIENDS: Don't need to. FRIENDS: Are always by your side. BEST FRIENDS: Are clinging on to you like a magnet. FRIENDS: Know who your crush is. BEST FRIENDS: Will come up with a plan to win their attention. FRIENDS: Ask you for advice. BEST FRIENDS: Already know what you'll say. FRIENDS: Will get you out of trouble. BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you're in trouble. If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile. If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow929, The Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laplante, MajorDxSFanatic,teh queen of randomness,Xannijn, powderedsugar, blondybrunette01, DisneyLady824, Hellfire1258, Courtney777,yvonna,XxXMiiDNiGhTXxX, YuriCore Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hinoru 14, SassySaku, CommitedToKiba ,no tears left to cry, Courtney777,yvonna,XxXMiiDNiGhTXxX, Hanako love, YuriCore If there are times when you wanna annoy people, just for the fun of it, copy and paste this to your profile. If you know you can fly, no matter what the laws of physics state, copy and paste this to your profile then add your name to the list: Wind Crystal, ChrisGrey, MewMewFerret,michikoneko, Midnight Tornado, SkytheHawk,deixsaso,XxXMiiDNiGhTXxX, Hanako Love, lil sam, mia, YuriCore If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile. If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile. If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile. If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (but not as weird as you) put this on your profile. 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If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you HATE child abuse copy and paste this to your profile. Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome. Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try. First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct. Scroll down one line at a time... and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it! 1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column. 2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want. 3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite gender. 4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots. 5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!) 6. Finally, make a wish. And now the key for the game... 1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game. 2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love. 3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out. 4. You care most about the person you put in 4. 5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well. 6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star. 7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3. 8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7. 9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind. 10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true... If you don't it will become the opposite... 65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather than reading. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV then copy and paste this to your profile. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (I'm only slightly skinny...) If you have Phantom Phever and you know it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you think being popular sucks, copy and paste this on your profile. If you are absolutely addicted to writing, copy and paste this into your profile! :DD If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile. If you feel that Writer's Block is some sort of contagious disease, copy and paste this into your profile. If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favorite books, copy and paste this into your profile. If fanfiction.net is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile: Rainstorm007, mysterys, Adderstar, Glissoning Raven, Aleksandrya Gregonovitch, freakily obsessed Yassen fan, XxXMaximuM-RideRXxX, DoYouReallySeeMe, EvilMuffinsOfDeath, VisserZer0, Biisaiyowaq,gothsamphan14, Aurora Borealis 97,phantomgamer,raethewriter, Oak Leaf Ninja, Hiway202, YuriCore I'm that girl The one that likes books more than boys The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy The one who always wonders what she did wrong The one who writes to escape The one who just wants to help The one that really wants to make a difference The one that sticks to her values The one that refuses to believe that this is it The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow The one who won't give in The one won't give up -by linguisticsrock, copy and paste if you can relate to this If you want animal neglect and abuse to stop then copy and paste this onto your profile. If you support DannyXSam, post this on your profile. A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who knows the difference, copy and paste this on your profile. If yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. If several inanimate objects hate you post this on profile. If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile. If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile. If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself copy and paste this to your profile. If you are obsessed with writing fanfics for certain pairings or reading them, copy this into your profile. If you have ever started an argument with yourself and lost, copy this to your profile On average, 95 percent of the people in the U.S. have at least one iPod. If you are part of the 5 that don't, copy this to your profile. Did you know... Kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for period pain. It's good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. It's practically impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. Chocolate will make you feel better. Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. We all love surprises. Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard! WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been received. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and... your wish will be granted. 98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read this, copy this into your profile. If you don't do drugs (they are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. Thousands of girls love the Jonas Brothers. If you're one of the teenagers who think they're just another boy band, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that writing or reading fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this in your profile. If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile! (If we could solve wars with rock paper scissors, everyone would end up just playing it because it’s awesome.) If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile. If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than ten consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you just HATE HAVING WRITER'S BLOCK copy and paste this into your profile (T.T) If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't use Myspace and are proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever had to pretend that you knew what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile. Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart. If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile. When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) If you're part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been worried for another person, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! 98% of teens say "I love you" and don't mean it...I am one of the 2% that do mean it. If you are too, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy and paste this into your profile. (Only once...) I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile. If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you want to copy this to your profile, you know what to do. If you love random copy and paste quotes, copy and paste this on your profile! If you have too many of these copy-and-paste things in your profile and don't care who dislikes it, copy this into your profile. If your profile is WAAAAAYYYY too long, copy this into your profile and proceed to brag about how long your profile is. If you love these copy and paste things, even though they aren't that cool to begin with, copy this into your profile. EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this onto your profile. If you wonder who starts the copy and paste phrases, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy this onto your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, abnormal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever screamed at a book or the TV copy this! There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you think dancing in public is fun and the people giving you weird looks are missing out, copy and paste this on your profile. If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large solid object even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile. If you think that Danny Phantom is way cuter than Justin Bieber, copy and paste this on your profile. YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. You love jeans. Dogs are better than cats. It's hilarious when people get hurt. You've played with/against boys on a team. Shopping is torture. Sad movies suck. You own(ed) an X-Box. Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. You own(ed) a DS, PS2 or Sega. You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. You watch sports on TV. Gory movies are cool. You go to your dad for advice. You own, like, a trillion baseball caps. You like going to high school football games. You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Baggy pants are cool to wear. It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sports are fun. You talk with food in your mouth. You sleep with your socks on at night. TOTAL: 7 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/stick. You love to shop. You wear eyeliner. You wear the color pink. You go to your mom for advice. You consider cheerleading a sport. You hate wearing the color black. You like hanging out at the mall. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. You like wearing jewelry. Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars. You were in gymnastics/dance. It takes you around one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. You smile a lot more than you should. You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. You care about what you look like. You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. You love the movies. You used to play with dolls as little kid. You like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. You like being the star of everything. TOTAL: 9 Mummy... Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But Mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry Mummy I had to go, but Mummy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell Daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, Mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy on that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But Mummy I must go now the time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you Mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "Mummy I love you" In memory of the Columbine students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people who didn't get to say "goodbye" And now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care or 2) just ignore it and show people that the place your heart should be is bare (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care.) If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is put this on your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects...copy this into your profile. If you are always the last picked in gym class, and if you don't care, please copy and paste this into your profile. If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. If your profile is ridiculously long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer. If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're a bookworm and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours. If you trip on air, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you love yuri, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever screamed at the main character in a book or TV show telling them "don't do it!" copy and paste this in your profile If you tend to drop something, pick it up, then drop it again, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you wish that you could fly so much it hurts, copy and paste this into your profile. Long live Danny Phantom! Revive the series, Nickelodeon, FOR THE GOOD OF THE PEOPLE! If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile. If you HAVE EVER tried to take over the world and not succeeded, then copy and past this to your profile and add your name to the list: Master Of Minds, YuriCore If you have ever copied and pasted something to your profile- and been proud to do it- copy and paste this to your profile. If you have been on the computer READING fanfiction - not just staring at them - for more than a few hours, copy and paste this to your profile and please add your name to the list: Master Of Minds, YuriCore If you think rock paper scissors solves everything, then put this in your pro! ()() ／l、 This is Kitty. Help Kitty achieve world domination by copy and pasting him into your profile. Not sure if he's a friend or nemesis of Bunny, but copy and paste anyway! If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. People call me weird, then I turn to them and say, "People who are weird are unique. Unique people are strange. Strange is better that cool. Cool is acting. Acting is fun, but if you go to far, you're world falls apart. You lose all your so-called friends once you mess up one time, but if you do something cool again, they come back to you. Your 'friends' never help you up when you're down; they always forget your name. Being weird is a gift. You have real, weird friends, that would never leave your side, even if you messed up 16 times. They help you up when you're down; they never forget your name." I stay silent for a minute, then say two words. "Thank you." And walk away. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you got what this was saying. If you feel as obsesional about a random thing as I do, copy and paste this into your profile. If you support finding a cure for breast cancer, copy this into your profile. I THROW MY HANDS UP IN THE AIR SOMETIMES SAYING- OMG ARE YOU OKAY? Wow, sorry dude. Didn't mean to hit you. ROTFLOLASHTINCBISAGOWOTTARUTDIAIOA - Rolling on the floor laughing out loud and so hard that I nearly choke but I see a glass of water on the table and reach up to drink it and I'm okay again. If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. 90 percent of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed...If you are one of the 10 percent that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile. If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile. If you wanna be a genius like Jimmy Neutron, put this in your you-know-what. If you don't understand why some people consider boyXboy/girlXgirl love to be wrong, copy and paste this into your profile. If you could watch Strawberry Marshmallow all day, put this in your profile. If you'd love to meet Matsuri and Ana, then you gotta put this in your profile. If Matsuoka Miu is the funniest character you've ever heard of, put this in your profile. If you love that creepy old man from Ichigo Mashimaro, copy and paste this to your profile. A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever had one of your weirdest friends tell you you're weird, copy this and paste it on your profile. If, with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this into your profile. Too many teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, put this in your profile. DENY THE DRUGS! DENY THEM! I live in a world... Where being normal is too mundane, too boring for a human being... Where animals talk, and actually have something to say... Where Christmas is magical, and miracles actually happen... Where Halloween is brought by a dancing skeleton and a rag doll woman... Where snow is because of a man with scissors for hands... Where superheroes protect the innocent... Where wardrobes have magical worlds inside... Where wizards and witches are common... Where owls bring the mail... Where imagination powers everything... Where godchildren go on adventures... Where ghosts are real, and many are friendly... Where anyone can fly, if they believe... Where children never grow old... Where fairies exist... Where everyone is different... Where the beds are made for jumping... Where we spend the day laughing... I live in a world different from everything, care to join me? YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. (Sometimes.) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (Yup.) When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (Yeah.) People think you're insane. (Yeah. Not like I care what they think.) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then disappear off the face of the earth the next. (Nooo...) You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. (No.) When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. (I usually get straight to the point.) No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. (Sometimes I do have to get up, but not usually.) The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (Nope.) Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. (I'm sorry peoples, but I dunno what that is... but I think the answer is no.) People think you have A.D.D. (Maybe. I can't read their minds! That'd be so creepy!) You think it's cool to have A.D.D. (Yeah-yeah!) You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason! (*insert comment here*) Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. (They still look at me funny sometimes. But then they look away, like, "What's new?") And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (JK!) I'm crazy. So what? If you're crazy and proud, copy this into your profile! If you have spent a straight 7 hours playing a video game, copy and paste this into your profile. WHAT AM I? PREP You own a cell phone. You own something from Abercrombie. You own something from Pacsun. You own something from Hollister. You own something from American Eagle You love/like going to the mall. You own an iPod/MP3 player. You love Starbucks. You have been called a brat. You hate buying things that are on sale. You have more than one house. Total : 3 GOTHIC Black is one of your favorite colors. You have thought about death. You wear chains. You like heavy metal. You've shopped at Hot Topic. You have worn black lipstick. Your hair was/is dark. You dislike preps. You're a(n) atheist/Satanist/agnostic. Total: 4 PUNK You can skateboard. You've worn plaid. You like Converse. You hate MTV. You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. You dislike pink. You hate/dislike preps. You wear/wore skateboarding shoes. Total : 2 GEEK You love the computer. You like Harry Potter. You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts You get straight A's. You love/like reading. You were/are in band. You don't care what you look like. You have a curfew. You always do your homework. You never miss school unless you're sick. Total : 4 EMO You cut yourself over depression. You have been depressed. You have black rimmed glasses. You like the band Evanescence. You cry easily. You like emo music. You hate being called emo. You keep/have kept a journal/diary. You have written a sad poem. You think emo chicks/guys are hot. Total: 4 GHETTO/GANGSTA You like rap. You are/were in a gang. You wear/wore rubber bands in your pants. You swear once in a while or a lot. You have freestyled. You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out. You can break-dance. Total : 0 HARDCORE/SCENE You like loud music. You love/loved the Ninja Turtles. You never walk anywhere. You wear slip-on shoes. You wear/wore Vans. You like the band Panic at the Disco. You wear band t-shirts. People have called you a freak and meant it. You love to "hardcore" dance. Hair has been dyed more than 1 color. Total: 3 ATHLETIC You watch/watched the Superbowl. You own track shoes or other sports-related shoes. You collect your jerseys. You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards. You have posters or plaques of famous athletes. Your garage consists of sports equipment. You belong/belonged to a school team. You are going/did go to a sports summer camp. You have a specific number. Total: 3 RESULTS: Seems it's a three-way tie between Gothic, Geek, and Emo. O.o I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak, either behind my back, or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud of who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing things no one seems to have the time to do anymore, who loves and is obsessed with Danny Phantom, who can express herself better without words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV, iStartRiots, CourtneyXDuncanForver, musicaltheatergirl-dxc4eva, SamanthaFenton,kiwi118, YuriCore If you have ever seen an animated movie so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. If you firmly and truly believe that the world WILL NOT come to an end in 2012, copy and paste. If you've ever busted a move/burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! If you wonder who started these thingamawhatevers, copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you have risked many things in life, copy and paste this on your profile. If you think that Toothless is the awesomest dragon character in HTTYD, copy paste this on your profile. If you appreciate the beauty of movie soundtracks and own at least one, paste this into your profile. If you realize that by joining this site, you are a part of something special, paste this into your profile. Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!! I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you think that girls are equals to boys, copy and paste this on your profile. If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile. If you think that child abuse is wrong and should be stopped completely, copy and past this into your profile. If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile. If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever become so obsessed with something that it is NOT even funny anymore and people think you’re insane, copy this into your profile. If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it. If you ever totally spaced out during some kind of sporting event and the other team scored a point because of it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile.
If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingies, then copy and paste this into your profile. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile. If you ever read past four in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your characterization. If you think rainbows are wonderful, post this in your profile. If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe that fictional characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love to sadistically torture your favorite characters in your stories, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) Dream about it, B.) Sing it in school no matter who's listening OR C.) Know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile. 30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 percent either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are one of the 30 that KNOW that you're going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Evilfangirl, Feareth the Kitty,Monko25, leafninja345435, animemaniac-101, SilverAngel90,SeyoukaiStar,kohano haru,fruitsbasketangel OneSong05, Ayumi Elric, SapphireElric, julstimes2, E.Mahiru, Skitty Kat Girl, Yondaime Namikaze, YuriCore If you like well-written, original characters, but hate Mary Sues, then copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Arktos, Wandering Hitokiri, Syldoran, Zilo's Blue Pen, Skitty Kat Girl, Yondaime Namikaze, YuriCore If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don't exist, put this in your profile. (Disasteroid, halfa, Skulker...) Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile. Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. If you think Japan is cool, copy this into your profile. If this site is an addiction and your parents don't know add this to your profile. If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile. War does not determine who is right - only who is left. Excuse me. Have you seen my mind? I think I've lost it... Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish. I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. If silence is golden, why is duct tape silver? 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THIS BOY WAS PROTECTING HIS LITTLE 2-YEAR-OLD SISTER WHO WAS ABOUT TO BE SHOT BY THIS POOR EXCUSE OF A MAN. THE LITTLE GIRL DID NOT GET HURT THANKS TO HER BRAVE OLDER BROTHER. THEIR MOM WAS AT WORK WHEN ALL THIS HAPPENED. NOW THIS BRAVE YOUNG MAN IS FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE, BUT DOCTORS SAY HE WILL NOT SURVIVE UNLESS HE GETS AN OPERATION WHICH IS VERY COSTLY AND WHICH HIS MOM CANNOT PAY. ALL FACEBOOK COMPANIES HAVE AGREED TO DONATE 45 CENTS FOR EVERY TIME SOMEONE POSTS THIS TO THEIR WALL, SO PLEASE PASTE AND PASS THIS ON SO THAT TOGETHER WE CAN HELP SAVE THIS BOY'S LIFE... I PASSED THIS MESSAGE DOWN AND SO SHOULD YOU. Pickup Lines That Are Doomed To Fail... (Take it from me, I'm a girl!) 1. You look familiar; have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember! You look like my next girlfriend! 2. Hey baby, I'm like a rubix cube. The longer you play with me, the harder I get. 3. If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better? 4. Do you have a map? I got lost in your eyes... 5. If I said you have a nice body, would you hold it against me? 6. You be an iceberg, I'll be the Titanic, and I'll go down on you. 7. If I tossed this 50 cent coin, what are the chances of me getting head? 8. I'll be the flower, you be the bee, and you can have a taste of my honey! 9. Are you an alien? Cause you've just abducted my heart. 10. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas. 11. Your beauty was so distracting that I ran into a wall, so I'm gonna need your name and number... for insurance reasons. 12. Excuse me, I lost my number. Can I have yours? 13. If being pretty is a crime, then you are guilty as charged. 14. Good thing I brought my library card, 'cause I'm checking you out! 15. Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me? 16. Is it hot in here, or is it just you? 17. Are you an overdue book? 'Cause you've got FINE written all over you. 18. Did you fart? 'Cause you blew me away! 19. Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot! 20. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous. 21. Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. 22. Do you have any raisins? No? Well, then how about a date? 23. Can I interview you? I'm writing an article on the finer things in life. 24. Can you help me settle a bet? My friends say angels don't exist... This is a true story: Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one else was around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents Unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly cries She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Oh why, Is my life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrust the blade Right in her chest, "You deserve to die You worthless piece of trash!" The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed her bear And again started crying Police showed up At the small little house Then quickly barged in Quiet as a mouse One officer slowly Opened a door To find the little girl Lying dead on the floor It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms (Add this to your profile if you're against child abuse.) If you can read this message, you are very lucky, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all. If you have ever tripped over your own feet WHILE jumping in the air... copy this to your profile. She was drinking at a party I went to a party and remembered what you said; I made a healthy choice, and your advice to me was right; Now I'm lying on the pavement, and I hear the policeman say; I'm sure the guy had no idea, while he was flying high; Tell sister not to be afraid, Mum, tell Daddy to be brave. My breath is getting shorter, Mum, I'm getting really scared; Remember: NEVER drink and drive! My name is Lilly I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be naughty I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't do a wrong I can't speak at all Or else I’m locked up All day long. When I’m awake, I’m all alone The house is dark My folks aren’t home When my mommy comes home I'll try and be nice, So maybe I’ll just get One whipping tonight. I just Heard a car My daddy Is back from Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I’m so afraid now, I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says it’s my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He’s already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!" I scream But it's now much too late His face has been twisted Into an unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor My name is Lilly I am but three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me. Copy and paste this to your profile if you feel very sorry for Lilly, one of the millions of innocent children who has suffered from child abuse. Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you like cartoons, video games, and animated movies even though people say you're too old for them and you don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. Copy and paste this into your profile to show your support for gay rights. Put this in your profile I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends. Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over. Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese; there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. it's ether my mom or dad, or my older brother Collin, or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu, but I think it's Colin. You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor. I hear voices, and they don't like you. Whatever it is -- I didn't do it! A sane mind is a boring one. If reality is a nice place, but you wouldn't want to live there, add this to your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and/or are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If it's obvious you're not normal, copy and paste this into your profile. If you would give a thousand dollars to have ghost powers, copy and paste this into your profile and fork over the cash. If you love fairies, put this in your profile... or else. If you have imaginary friends, copy and paste this into your profile. PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LIKE BAGELS. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you can't figure out if these copy and paste things bug you or if you love them, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile. If you know the difference between "its" and "it's", copy and paste this into your profile. If you're obsessed with any television series, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being normal is vastly overrated, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever lost someone (dogs and hamsters count) you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you wonder who starts the copy and paste phrases, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever copied and pasted somthing onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile If you think rap is the most awful thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy this onto your profile. If you agree with me in saying that real vampires are blood-sucking, vicious, light-fearing monsters, not lovesick, pasty, big-headed sparkling teenagers, copy this onto your profile. If you hate Mary Sues, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing while reading a book and everyone around you gives you weird looks, copy and paste this into you profile. If you've ever screamed at a book or the TV copy this! If you read in bed until past 3 in the morning, put this on your profile! If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If your skin is almost always cold...copy and paste this onto your profile. Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods... On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!) On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!) On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?) On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?) On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.) On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!) On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...) On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.) On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...) On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this...) On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.) *Phone call* A feeling. Only felt. This chain started in 2002. It is a love chain letter. In an hour you are supposed to repost this. Now here comes the fun part. You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say "I love you," or "Will you go out with me?" NO JOKE!! NOW THE CONSEQUENCES!! The consequences are: If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future relationships. If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!! If you really want superpowers like the Powerpuff Girls, copy and paste this on your profile and add your name to this list! butchjojo1,Canzie!, greengirl2500, YuriCore I am an individual. You will NEVER see me falling into the latest trend because everyone else is doing it. I will not follow mindlessly and become exactly like everyone else. Like the saying goes, "We are all born originals but so many of us die as copies." If you agree that being an original is a great thing copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Hiei-Riku-RubedoFAN, Shadowess 88, KuramaKitty, karamoonchild, Lexbro95,BlossomQueen a.k.a Zahra, KingBrick a.k.a Scott, canzie, greengirl2500, YuriCore If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it, and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever had to read a book you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a story in your head, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a small but dedicated circle of friends, copy and pate this into your profile. If you like animals, copy and paste this into your profile. If you listen to alternative rock, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like anime or magna, copy and paste this in your profile. If you are a virgin, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have never been social enough to be exposed to drugs, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have never been in a fist fight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have never snuck out in the middle of the night to go do something, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think your insane because you say so, copy and pate this into your profile. If you pretend that voices and objects talk to you to support this claim, copy and post this into your profile. If you think being random is screaming out common household objects, animals and foods, copy and pate this into your profile. If you refuse to give answers to your own questions and somehow think you're being clever or funny, copy and paste this in your profile. If you do not think you are influenced by trends and media, copy and paste this into your profile. If you want people to believe you don't care how they feel about you, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you make up your own copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever "accidently" stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil copy and paste this to your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. Love is love no matter who shares it. Put this on your profile if you agree. Girl: Talk to her! Boy: I don't know. She won’t ever like me. Girl: Don't say that. You’re amazing. Boy: I just want her to know how I feel. Girl: Then tell her. Boy: She won't like me... Girl: How do you know that? Boy: I can just tell. Girl: Well just tell her. Boy: What should I say? Girl: Tell her how much you like her! Boy: I tell her that daily. Girl: What do you mean? Boy: I'm always with her. I love her. Girl: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. He'll never like someone like me... Boy: Wait. Who do you like? Girl: Oh, some boy. Boy: Oh... she won't like me either. Girl: She does. Boy: How Do You Know..? Girl: Because, who wouldn't like you? Boy: You. Girl: You're right. I don’t like you. I love you. Boy: I love you too. Girl: So are you going to talk to her? Boy: I just did. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. 1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle (or other music-playing device) 2. For each question, press the next button to get your next answer 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS 1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? Friends (Well, I do like my friends... but that's not much of a motto...) 2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Strawberry Complete (My friends think I'm completely a strawberry...?) 3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Bubble Pop (I do?) 4. WHAT IS 22? Cinnamoangels (What???) 5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Untitled (Does that mean I think nothing of her!?) 6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Remember (Like... I want to remember her?) 7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Forever And Ever (My life goes on forever and ever?) 8. WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Best Friend (Yeah, I do want to still be best friends with my bff.) 9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Speed Over Beethoven (Uh... okay... O.o) 10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Va Va Voom (I don't get it...) 11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? Not Gonna Get Us (Sounds good to me.) 12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? LOOK (Look! She's dead! O.O) If you think those kids should just give the Trix Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile! If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile. If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D :) :P ;) ;D ;P If you ever were in the heat so long that you started hallucinationg, copy and paste this to your profile. If you ever have dreams that predict the future, copy and paste this to your profile. If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! Best Things About Being A Girl 10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks. 9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies. 8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly. 7. Our magazines have horoscopes. 6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around. 5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm. 4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month. 3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have. 2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket. 1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing. If you found that amusing, put it on your profile. "Girls Don't Realize These Things" I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you I'm sorry that I was raised with enough respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry that my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door and pull out your chair like I was taught I'm sorry that I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry that I'm actually nice, not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry that I would rather make love to you than just mistreat you like some random guy I'm sorry that I am always the one you need to talk to but never good enough to date I'm sorry that I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different I'm sorry that I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere but not good enough to be listened to when I need a friend I'm sorry if I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around I'm sorry if I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work I'm sorry if you can't realize.. that I've been the one all along I'm sorry if you read this and know somebody like this but don't care But most of all I'm sorry for not being sorry anymore I'm sorry that you can't accept me for who I am I'm sorry that I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it; I thought that was what friends were for... I'm sorry that I told you I loved you and actually meant it I'm sorry that I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family I'm sorry that I cared Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there are never any good guys out there, and they always end up with terrible people who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe you should look up to see who you're complaining to. Maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?", because the person you are searching for is usually right by you. If you're a guy and agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm Sorry'. If you're one of the FEW girls with enough BRAINS to notice these things copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way. Copy and paste this into your profile as 'Some Girls Don't Realize These Things'. I read this and cried... :( It's true sometimes your best friend's the one who made you feel better, the one who was there when nobody else was and the one who's always loved you... is actually the one. I don't really have a best guy friend but if I did that would be kinda awesome you know? Okay so I do have a guy friend but we aren't really,"that" close. If you are constantly comparing pairings from other animes and mangas, copy and paste this into your profile. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingies, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! (I LOVE doing this!) If you spend at least 3 hours a day looking at fanfictions...writing fanfictions...or looking at others profiles than copy and paste this on your profile! FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile. 96% of teenage girls would sob if Justin Beiber was about to jump off a building. Post this on your profile if you're the 4% who'd be at the bottom, eating popcorn and chanting,"JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!" I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying? A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying,"THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!" They say,"Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. I DP. If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment. All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional charaters. Copy if true. If your profile is ridiculously long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer. If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. It takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me. If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that needs to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. If Fanfiction is to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile. If your still reading this then copy and paste this onto your profile. Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left. You laugh now, but will you be laughing when I crawl out from under your bed? Smile. People wonder what you're up to. Don't follow in my footsteps, I run into walls. If the house was burning down, my friends and I would be sitting around making s'mores. People are like slinkies: completely useless but so entertaining to watch fall down the stairs. Life is like a pack of gum; I have yet to figure out why. I don't know what my problem is, but I do know its hard to pronounce. Sometimes I wonder,"Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me. I once gave up anime; it was the most terrifying weekend of my life. Let me know if I say anything that offends you. I may want to offend you again later. Best Friends: Because our parents wouldn't be able to handle us if we were sisters. Don't take life so seriously; it isn't permanent. Too many people treat you like you're a kid, so you might as well act like one and throw their TV out of a window. When all else fails... Read the instructions. Smarter people have dirtier minds. Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. But the boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples form the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is worng with the, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus) FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!), MissVioletBaudelaire13(Peter Pevensi, Klaus Baudelaire, Duncan Quagmire, Quigley Quagmire), ChipmunksRule,My-Gourgeous-Ice-Blue-Eyes, BiggestChipetteFan (Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Simon Seville), ChipmunksChipettes4Ever (Simon Seville (I still do! :D)),totallystuckinthemiddle(not telling) ppgrulz123 (Not telling...anymore...), powerpuffbunny (boomer, rowdyruff boys), YuriCore (Matsuoka Miu from Ichigo Mashimaro) Can you watch this please Your little cousin is hurt Please teach her how to do this Show her how to do her homework Tell her to ditch school Your cousin is annoying me Please show these people to their room Look at every 4th word in each sentence. If you aren't dead yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I'm typing aren't I?) If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. 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If you see no point in making the bed because you are just going to unmake it, copy and paste this into your profile, If you think its AWESOME for people to review your stories, add your name to this list: Mr. Pichu, Mind Seeker, Metaknight4ever, Liv the Waddle Dee, Sar the hedgehog, CrazyNutSquirrel, MewMewKitty78, BcXbUtCh, ppgrulz123, powerpuffbunny, YuriCore If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have NO SOUL!! If you think that global warming is real, and that it should be dealt with, copy and paste this into your profile. Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile. Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile. Some people wish anime characters or powers were real, if you want them to be real add your name to the list:Edward-Elric-in-red/Allen-Walker-in-black, KaoruBC101z, MewMewKitty78, BcXbUtCh, ppgrulz123, powerpuffbunny, YuriCore Death is a hard thing. Even if it seems painless and silly, it can break your heart, even if it is the death of a squirrel. . . The man who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on!!! Time is a great teacher... unfourtunateley it kill all its pupils. I just broke up with some one and they say, "You'll never find someone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I sure hope not! If I don't want you why would I want someone like you!" If all else fails destroy all evidence you tried. If you can't beat a computer at chess, try kickboxing!! (I know I can't.) There is always a light at the end of the tunnel. Usually it is an oncoming train. Evening news starts with, "Good evening," then continues to tell you why it isn't. A consultant is some one who takes a subject you already know and makes it confusing. Never argue with a fool; people might not know the difference. Everybody makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when no one else is looking. He who laughs last thinks the slowest. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. They say hard work won't kill you, but why take the chance? Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. If you can't see the bright side of life. polish the dull one. It dosen't matter if you win or lose; what matters is if I win or lose. I used to have superpowers. My theripist took them away. Love your enemies; it gets them really confused. I can only please one person per day. Today's not your day. Tommorrow's not looking good either. Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I'd explain it to you but your head would explode. Anything thrown hard enough should hurt. EXCUSES FOR HOMEWORK I didn't do it becuase I didn't want to add to my teacher's already heavy workload. I made a papaer airplane out of it, and it got hijacked. I put it in a safe and lost the combinataion. I loaned it to a friend and suddenly he moved away. The light in my house went out and I had to burn it to get enough light to see the fuse box. I didn't do it becuase I didn't want the other kids to look bad. Who has time to do drugs when you're practicing your mad ninja skills? If you agree with me, paste this onto your account. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. Characters from any fandom 1-12 1.Blossom 2.Bubbles 3.Buttercup 4.Professor 5.Bunny 6.Mayor . Bellum 8.Mojo Jojo 9.Fuzzy Lumpkins 10.Him 11.Amoeba Boys 12.Rowdyruff Boys 1. Have you ever read a SixXEleven fic? Do you want to? I've never read one, but I willingly would. I'm sure it would be interesting. you think Four is hot? How hot? He looks perfectly fine, but I wouldn't say hot. 3.Can you recall any fics about Nine? Yes, but he wasn't very important in it, only briefly mentioned. 4. Would Two and Six make a good couple? Maybe, but the mayor is a lot older than Bubbles, so it'd be a bit strange. 5. FiveXNine or FiveXTen? Why? Bunny and Fuzzy Lumpkins. Him freaks me out, and I do not want Him anywhere near Bunny! 6. Make up a summary for a ThreeXTen fic. Buttercup is convinced by Him to join him and fight The Powewrpuff Girls, so the PPG have to try to get her back on their side before chaos consumes. 7. Is there any such thing as OneXEight fluff? Probably not. And if so, it would be very OOC. 8. SevenXTwelve hurt/comfort fic? That would be freaky weird. I'd be laughing so hard. 9. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? I'll get you next time, Powerpuff Girls! This is not the last of me! 10. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose? I would never do that. I have no idea. Something evil and creepy, I guess, since he's the bad guy. 11. If you wrote a OneXSixXTwelve fic, what would the warning be? The Reds have a very bloody arguement and the mayor goes bezerk. 12. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two? I'm not sure, but I am sure that if he used any pick up line on her she'd beat him to the ground! 13.When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Never have. 14th of February: If your profile is already way too long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer. If you know the voices in your head are real copy and paste this to your profile. If you've wanted someone you know to be attacked by crazy chickens, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself to someone copy this and paste it in your profile. When life gives you lemons... When life gives you lemons, make lemonade! When life gives you lemons, throw them back at life and say, "Give me chocolate!" When life gives you lemons, throw them back at life until life falls down. When life gives you lemons, ask where the lemons came from. When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice at people you don't like. When life gives you lemons, demand to speak with life about their ripeness. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and sit back and smirk while everyone wonders how you did it. Don’t mess with me; I've got a stick. Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls. I call things as I see them; if I didn't see them, I make them up! Please note: Christmas is cancelled - apparently you told Santa you were good this year... and he died laughing. I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have! I have a gun!... would you like to buy some girl scout cookies? I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive. You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 50 and I'm still 49, who will be laughing then? If you never study but get an A on every test, copy and paste this on your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so then weird is good. I am Weird and PROUD OF IT! "I didn't loose my mind, I sold it on eBay." You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff... I laugh even harder. Hey, I'm the one that pushed you! A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." "Diamonds are a girls best friend... because they're shaper then knives." "Boys are like lava lamps; fun to look at, but not very bright." Duct tape is like the force; it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. People say, "Money can't buy happiness," but it can buy marshmallows... isn't that the same thing? "I dont suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it." 1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you. Always forgive your enemies: Nothing annoys them more. I got you a present. It's a CD. I hope you don't have it already 'cause I don't have the receipt. I didn't exactly buy it... If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed by a meteor hurdling to earth. Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then! I am not a loser. A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work. Normal is just a setting on washing machines. I believe you should live each day as if it was your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life? "I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?" If you've ever read past four in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. 98% of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol... put this in your profile if you like bagels. If you'd like to be abducted by aliens, paste this into your profile. If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. Five fourths of people have trouble with fractions. If you're part of the five fourths, say aye! Or just copy this into your profile; you chose. If you talk so fast no one can understand you unless they try really hard and even then it's a struggle, copy this into your profile. If your best friend makes no sense sometimes, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (This is closely related to my tree hitting incident.) If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Not yet :-) If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (This is closely related to my tree hitting incident.) If you happen to still talk to your imaginary friend and occasionally punch him/her because they are a know-it-all copy and paste this into your profile. (If only you knew…) If you relate everything to The Fairly OddParents and your friend(s) think(s)/know(s) you are crazy because of it, copy and paste this into your profile. 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If you rant a lot because ranting is so much fun and you enjoy it because you have so much to say and you just want to annoy people with it because you rant so long that they get bored and walk away as you continue to say why the sky is blue and why kittens are cute and eventually you pass out on the floor because you are out of breath and wake up later to start ranting again about why monkeys live in jungles and why you can't stop talking copy and paste this to your endless profile. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile. If you get bored easily post this on your profile. If you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you've ever blah If nearly everything you say only makes sense to your best friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love sleepovers and wanna have one right now copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste If you complain that your feet are cold and your mom tells you to put socks ( )( )( )( )( )( ) _ ɪƒ ƴσυ'ʀє αʟσηє, これ を よむ こと が でき ます （すくなくとも すこし ）こぴー し 、この ゆーざー の ぷろふぁいる に はり つけ ます。 Kore wo yomu koto ga deki masu (sukunakutomo sukoshi kopii shi), kono yuuzaa no purofuxairu ni hari tsuke masu. If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile. If you like these copy and paste thingies then paste this on your profile. If you draw anime/manga paste this onto your profile. If you support MiuXChika, copy and paste this into your profile. You are a fangirl if: 1. You read fanfiction and laugh out loud. 2. You write fanfiction. 3. You know all the fanfiction terms ex. lemon, lime, flames, etc. 4. You love romances and don't care what others say. 5. You watch a movie/ read a book and then automatically think of all the different pairings. 6. You own merchandise of your favorite character. 7. You own a deviantart account. 8. You browse through and google pictures for the sole purpose of finding fanart. 9. Your computer screen background, screen saver, and and mobile screen background are all pictures of your favorite anime character. 10. You occasionally wonder why anime guys aren't real. 11. You start learning japanese. 12. You are often called childish for your love of anime, movies, and cartoons. 13. When people call anime 'cartoons', you are outraged. 14. You wish you could cosplay. 15. You cosplay. 16. You are overjoyed when people say you look 'anime-ish'. 17. You know who 'L', Naruto, and Inuyasha are. 18. You hate anime dubbed into english. 19. You know more about the japanese culture than your own. 20. You occasionally glomp people. 21. You get excited when you see someone who resembles an anime character. 22. You get excited when you see a japanese person. 23. You get excited when you see anime merchandise at an affordable price. 24. You tend to get excited a lot. 25. You wish you could visit Japan. 15/25, or 3/5. Just a little more than half. Nihongo wo benkixyou shi tai baai ha, kore ha purofuxiiru peeji ni ire te! 1. At least 5 people in this world, love you so much they would die for you. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you, in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you, is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you, can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don’t like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. mean the world to someone. 7. Without you, someone may not be living. 8. You are special and unique, in your own way. 9. Someone that you don’t know even exists, loves you. 10. When you make the biggest mistake ever,something good comes from it. 11. When you think the world has turned it’s back on you, take a look, you most likely turned your back on the world. 12. When you think you have no chance at getting what you want, you probably won’t get it, but if you believe in yourself, you probably sooner or later will get it. 13. Always remember complements you received, forget about the rude remarks. 14. Always tell someone how you feel, then they’ll know. 15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they’re great. PLEASE DON'T READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW THAT YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY. PUT THIS MESSAGE ON UP TO 5 PLACES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOUR'E DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW THAT YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY. PUT THIS MESSAGE ON UP TO 5 PLACES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOUR'E DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW THAT YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY. PUT THIS MESSAGE ON UP TO 5 PLACES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOUR'E DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. 16 Things Girls Don't Know About Guys Again, don't read this. O.o 1) Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep they always think about the girl they truly care about -Everything said in this bulletin is true -Ladies, if u don't repost this within 1 hour then you will lose the guy of your dreams. -Guys, if you don't repost this in 1 hr then you will lose the girl of your life. POST AS : 16 things girls don't notice about guys Close or ESC Key16 things girls don't notice about guys16 things!! You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your sorry butt. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you" Boys are like trees: They take 50 years to grow up. Excuse me. Have you seen my mind? I think I've lost it... My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone. Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. MOO... I'm a fish Guns don't kill people, People with mustaches do Ever stop to think and forget to start again? Be a loser! Because being cool is so overrated! It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it? Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you. Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day but set the man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. It's all fun and games until the other person loses their mind You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures' It is wise to walk a mile in a man's shoes before judging him... That way you're a mile away and you have his shoes. "If you are good you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good you will get out of it." "What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" "A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking." "Always listen to experts- they'll tell you confidently what can't be done and why. Then go ahead and do it." "The good news is that you may have screwed up my past and created my present but you have no control over my future." Let's play truth or dare! Or maybe just dare, because nobody seems to tell the truth anymore. "In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. If you can't convince them, confuse them. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher. People who say it can't be done should not interrupt those of us who are doing it. My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway. Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night." The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at. SARCASM is just another free service I offer. I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless. I'm not ALWAYS late. Sometimes I just don't show up. You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately. Education is important; school however, is another matter. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS! If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. Fake is the new trend. I guess everyone's in style. So what I've got a smile on, but it's hiding the quiet superstitions in my head. I didn't say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you. If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing. Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn't they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"? The "You no like, you no read" club: If you believe that people who don't like someone's story should simply not read it instead of posting cruel and hateful reviews, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Alicia's Purple Velvet Purse, changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, cherryredblossom,BLOSSOMHEARTXOXO, Kagome-Loves-Kouga, Jessica01, Jidt, Horseluvr14, I'mdancinonthefloorforacartoon,Timmylover,Silent Phantom gal, Video/GamingFreak1213, fairyana In Walmart, go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challenging people to a Jedi match. WAFFLES ARE AN ALLUSION! Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river. I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens. My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. Never fight an inanimate object. I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead. A life? Cool! Where do I download one of those? "Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork." Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in your face?! Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas. Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder. When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout. I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me. trips* I did NOT just fall. You have no proof. I ran with scissors, and lived! I'm not random, I just have many th- OH LOOK!!! SOMETHING SPARKLY!!! Ever been asked out? Yes. If yes to the question above, did you say yes? Nope. Favorite Pairing To Read About? MiuXChika probably. Reach out and touch the item closest to you besides your computer or your laptop. What is it? My phone. Last thing you ate? Cheesecake. . Last thing you drank? I can't remember. What college do you want to go to? I dunno. I don't think much about my future. Favorite accent? Japanese I guess. (Japaniizu ai gesu.) Chocolate: Yes or No? Duh! Yeah! Sweet or salty? Depends on my mood. Ever cheated on a test? I can't remember. I've cheated, but I don't think on a test... What are you wearing? Red long sleeved-tee, blue jeans, and red socks. Current favorite song? I have to pick one?? I don't know but probably something Japanese... What do you think of this quiz so far? It's interesting. What are you supposed to be doing right now? Spending time wih my family. -_- What are you actually doing right now? A quiz... If someone told you the world was ending in 2012, what would you say? 2012 is already over, and I'm pretty sure the world didn't end. What color is your underwear? O.o Um... white... Coke or Pepsi? I don't like either. Favorite iPhone/iTouch app? N/A. Facebook addict? I don't have a facebook. Addicted to FanFiction? YES. Definetely! What kind of diseases do you have? Anime-addiction. Love shopping? Depends on what I'm buying. Funniest book series you've ever read? Strawberry Marshmallow. Do you care about reviews? Yeah. Do you find this quiz entertaining? Sure. What's your ethnicity? ? Are you a glass-half-full or glass-half-empty kind of person? Half empty most of the time, but if something happens to brighten my mood, it might change. Leader or follower? Usually follower. Call one of your friends who likes the Clique. What character do they think you would be? I don't have any friends who like it. Converse or Vans? What are those? Shoes? I don't know because I don't know what they look like... If you ruled the world... I would live like very similar to how I do now. Have you ever cried because of a romantic/sappy movie? Yeah. 1. Nobue 2. Chika 3. Miu 4. Matsuri 5. Ana 6. Sasazuka 7. Satake 8. Furushiante 9. Aiko 10. Some Random Cameo Character Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens? Miu scares Matsuri, Furushiante just eats his food ignoring it. You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six? Nobue's. Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction? They faint, and Chika gets really really embarrassed, while Satake is just confused. Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens? Miu falling in love with Sasazuka?? Um, that would never happen... I guess Furushiante would bother Miu when she was trying to hit on Sasazuka... Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten, or seven? That'd be a bold move for Matsuri! Probably the cameo character. One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens? She ends up asking Chika for help, because the food turns out really disgusting. Three has to marry Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose? Matsuri. Matsuri is shocked and embarrassed, but she doesn't try to argue about it or anything. Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it? A doggy biscuit! Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three stand a chance? Probably not... but maybe... Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Eight. How does Eight react? He probably wouldn't really care. Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because he peed on him. Bad doggy! Nine arrives too late for Two and Seven's wedding. What happens and why were they late? Everyone forgives her for it, and she was late because she had forgotten the wedding was today. Five and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens? I lock them in my closet until they're sober again. Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back? She doesn't get back at her for it, but she's really devastated and won't ever forgive her. Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves? He saves himself and ignores Nobue. Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do? Miu hunts down wild animals and eats them to survive. Five is in a car accident and is critically injured. What does Nine do? She feels bad for her, but that's about it. The quiz is over. By the way, how did Two and Seven end up? It didn't last long because Miu got jealous and sabatoged the relationship. 1. Nagisa 2. Hikari 3. Tamao 4. Yaya 5. Chiyo 6. Kaori 7. Amane 8. Tsubomi 9. Kagome 10. Kizuna Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens? Nothing. They all just have friendly conversation and such. You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six? Nagisa's. Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction? Of course Hikari and Amane would be making out! They're a couple! I guess Kizuna would run around telling everyone, but no one would really think anything of it. Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens? Of course Tsubomi would get jealous. She's single and tsundere. I guess she would try to cover up her feelings, but struggle with it. Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten, or seven? Hikari wouldn't because she's not really brave enough, Kizuna would probably be too freaked out to do anything... but I could imagine Amane getting Yaya to go away. One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens? She has finished baking a delicious cake. Three has to marry Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose? Kagome I guess. Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it? If that happened, it would all just be a joke. Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three stand a chance? No... I don't think so... Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Eight. How does Eight react? She would have a silent tempertantrum. Why is Six afraid of Seven? Amane is so good-looking that Chiyo gets nervous around her. Nine arrives too late for Two and Seven's wedding. What happens and why were they late? Everyone forgives her for it, even though she still feels guilty, and she was late because she got distracted. Five and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens? I lock them in my closet and then just walk away. Let them out in 10 hours. Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back? Hikari is so much shock that she locks herself in her room and cry for hours. She cannot believe it (and neither can I). :P Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves? They help save each other. Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do? Go back, and forget about camping. They can't handle it. Five is in a car accident and is critically injured. What does Nine do? Cries about it, then visits her in the hospital. The quiz is over. By the way, how did Two and Seven end up? They were so happy and they were together forever. :) Fanfiction Rules: While I may end up breaking these myself at times, I try to stick to these as much as possible. You're welcome to borrow them yourself (in fact, I encourage you to). 1) Do not make canon characters act completely out-of-character. The only reason you should do that is if you handle it carefully, it is short term, and you have a very good explanation as to why. Nothing throws a person for a loop like their favorite character acting weird all of a sudden. This also means that you shouldn't treat your least favorite character like they're an idiot just because you hate them. Try to be fair to all the members of the canon, not just those you like. In fact, take it as a challenge to write them well, despite your personal feelings. 2) "There," "their," and "they're" are different words with different meanings. The same goes for "it's" and "its." Learn them and know which one is which. It makes a world of difference in your writing if you use the correct word. 3) Reread and double-check your work. Spell-check is not fool-proof. Sometimes just going over something will help you spot dumb mistakes. I end up writing out on paper my story first, then type it. That takes care a lot of mistakes, just copying it to the computer. Then, I reread it a little later to spot the rest. Find your own system, but you need to reread your work! 4) One word, people: grammar. Do not fear it; love it. Nothing can scare off a reader like horrid grammar in a story. And if they do stick around, chances are they can only barely understand what they're reading. 5) All pairings are fair game, if it makes sense. If there is no hint at a character having feelings towards another, good or bad, why act like its been there all along? Those new feelings can develop, but don't create them all at once. It's not nice to break up an established couple just to stick the hero with your original character either. And not every boy and girl (or boy and boy, or girl and girl. I'm not against that, if there is a evidence of that in the canon to support that kind of relationship. Please don't do that just because you can) has to be a couple. Friendships can be just as important and difficult to craft, but worth the effort in the long run. 6) "Ain't" is not a word. The only reason I will allow it in a story is in dialog. People can say it in conversation, but other than that... NO! 7) Be descriptive in your work. Don't just say "It was a black cat," say "The feline rubbed his midnight fur against her leg, blinking his amber eyes with pleasure." Much more fun to read. 8)There are hundreds of ways to say "said" (yelled, cried, whispered, begged, questioned, wondered, remarked, called, announced, gasped, laughed, smirked, growled, groaned, screamed, smiled, joked, hissed, explained, described, muttered, grinned, wept, panted, sighed, asked, coughed, snarled, shrieked, snapped, chuckled, choked, shouted, giggled, moaned, whined, complained, whimpered, breathed, mumbled, assured, purred, informed, babbled, yelped, lied, suggested, complimented, blabbed, snickered, commented, replied, grumbled, summarized, declared, etc). Use them. They're more descriptive of the tone, volume, style, and emotions of the speaker and really take a good story to a great story. I'm not saying that you can't use "said," but don't be afraid to spice things up a little too. 9)Don't be afraid to try new story ideas. Just think them out first. How many times do you find a fanfiction that is incomplete because a writer doesn't know where to go from there? It helps to have a rough plan for the story of how to get from point A to B. It prevents you from writing yourself into a corner. You can always change it as you go, but it will give you some structure to work with. 10)Original characters are fine to add to a story, just beware of the curse of Mary Sue. Make them believable. This means faults, imperfections, a back story (not a overly sappy one with either too much perfection or too much angst! That's not a back story; that's a soap opera), and real personality. Don't just photocopy yourself in so you can date your favorite character, either. Create an original character, meaning not existing elsewhere (including the real world). In all likelihood, not every canon character will like the same person equally. Some may hate them (shocking, right?) and they could be very well justified in their hate. Some personalities just clash. (This does not mean that your least favorite character must be mean to your original character so you can show the world why you hate that character. Try to be better than that.) The more realistic you can make them, the better. If possible, create an individual that could easily have existed since the beginning, even if they didn't deal with the canon characters directly, and seems to belong in that universe. 1. Shinobu 2. Alice 3. Aya 4. Yoko 5. Karen 6. Isami 7. Sakura I could only think of seven characters for this one, so I'll edit the questions a little. Four invites Three and Seven to dinner at their own house. What happens? Aya is really happy, though no one knows it. Sakura is really surprised she was invited. You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six? Shinobu's, because Alice lives with her! Wait, so does Isami... O.o Two and Seven are making out when Six walks in. Six's reaction? Six freaks out and Alice and Sakura plead to her not to tell anyone. Three falls in love with Six. Five is jealous. What happens? That might be interesting... someone should write a fanfiction story about that or something. Well, Aya would try to keep her feelings hidden, but it would be no use, because Isami already knows, she's just not saying anything about it. Karen would try to get Aya's attention, but Aya would just take it as Karen being weird. Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, six, or seven? Um... I couldn't really see any of them doing that. One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens? She forgets that something is still cooking and catches the oven on fire. Alice runs over to help her put it out. Three has to marry Seven, Four, or Six. Who do they choose? Well, she's uncomfortable with the idea of suddenly having to marry someone, and isn't sure what people will think if she chooses each person, but eventually chooses Yoko. When Yoko finds out she's kinda happy and takes it as a compliment, but Aya is embarrassed for quite awhile after. Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it? She has to help teach her English. Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three stand a chance? Probably not... Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Six. How does Six react? She doesn't really care that much I guess. Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because she feels like sometimes she's too overwhelming. Six arrives too late for Two and Seven's wedding. What happens and why were they late? I thought she wasn't being invited! Lol. Everyone doesn't mind. She was late because she thought she wasn't being invited... Five and Seven get drunk and end up at your house. What happens? Go hide in my room. O.o Seven murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back? I think she would just cry a lot and no one would be able to console her. Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves? She saves her. Four and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do? Aya blames Yoko for it and stomps away angrily. Five is in a car accident and is critically injured. What does One do? She cries a whole lot... and then she cuts off a lock of her hair and keeps it somewhere... The quiz is over. By the way, how did Two and Seven end up? Not very well. 1. Miu 1. Have you ever read a SixXTen fic? Do you want to? Never read one and don't want to. you think Four is hot? How hot? Um... I'd say she's more cute than hot, but I guess she's a little hot. 3.Can you recall any fics about Nine? Nope. 4. Would Two and Six make a good couple? I guess it'd work okay, but I wouldn't want to read it. 5. FiveXNine or FiveXTen? Why? Aiko, because she and Nobue are good friends anyway. I wouldn't want to kiss a smoker. . 6. Make up a summary for a ThreeXTen fic. The moment I saw her beautiful blonde hair and gleaming blue eyes, I knew I wanted her more than anyone else in the world... Lol, cheesy, but it works. 7. Is there any such thing as OneXEight fluff? Possibly. 8. SevenXNine hurt/comfort fic? Um... I have no ideas for that... I guess Aiko would be upset and Satake would comfort her. 9. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? Uh... I dunno... O.o 10. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose? Who Let The Dogs Out. 11. If you wrote a OneXSixXEight fic, what would the warning be? Miu hates Satake and Sasazuka so much that she acts like she's in love with them to confuse them... O.O Or something. 12. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two? Any pick-up line would make her give me a weird look. 13.When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Not even two days ago. 1. Nobue 1. Have you ever read a FiveXFour fic? Do you want to? Yes, I have. And yes. 2. Do you think Three is hot? How hot? Yes. *giggles* Very! *giggles again* (And no, I'm not being sarcastic.) 3. Can you recall any fics about Two? Plenty. Most of them my own. 4. Would Two and One make a good couple? I could kinda see that... I'm not sure though. I'd rather Chika be with Miu. I would read a story with that pairing though, just out of curiousity. 5. Suggest a title for a FiveXFour hurt/comfort fic? It could be almost anything and still work. Ana and Matsuri are very comforting. . 6. Does anyone on your friends list think that three is hot? Not that I know of. 7. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Five? Hm... yeah, one person at least. 8. Would anyone on your friends list write TwoXFourXFive? Probably not. 9. If you wrote a Song-fic about Five, what song would you choose? Made In Onnanoko. 10. If you wrote a OneXFourXFive fic, what would the warning be? WARNING: CONTAINS YURI AND LOLICON PEDOPHILIA. 11. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Not long ago. My sister is filling this one out. This is with people we know. 1. Anastasia 2. Giovanna 3. Hannah 4. Jeremy 5. Steven 6. Alyssa 7. Morgan Four invites Three and Seven to dinner at their own house. What happens? Hannah and Morgan say thank you and won't stop talking to each other. You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six? Alyssa's. Two and Seven are making out when Six walks in. Six's reaction? Alyssa screams, "You're just like your sister!" Then she faints. Three falls in love with Six. Five is jealous. What happens? Hannah's like, "Wait, why am I doing this?" Then she walks over to Steven. Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, six, or seven? Morgan, because she's really good at karate. One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens? The kitchen catches fire and everyone in the audience applauds because they're happy to see some action on such a boring cooking show. Three has to marry Seven, Four, or Six. Who do they choose? I don't know how to answer that because we called Hannah and she wouldn't tell us and hung up. Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it? To move away from this town and never bother Hannah or Anastasia ever again. Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three stand a chance? Yes, because she knows some karate and she could give them money too. Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Six. How does Six react? She'd freak out and trash the wedding. Then she'd swallow the rings and take the cake away with her when she left. Why is Six afraid of Seven? She has a dark side. Six arrives too late for Two and Seven's wedding. What happens and why were they late? She was driving to the wedding when she got stuck in traffic and it was about forty minutes and she was sick of waiting so she got out of her car but when she made it to the sidewalk the cars started moving again so someone hit her car and then she was running back to her car when she got hit by a car and she was on the roof of it. Surprisingly she wasn't dead, but the car drove about fifty miles and by then two meals had passed because the car was very slow. She'd eaten through the whole cooler on the roof of the car and when they finally stopped the car she hopped off the roof, tapped on the window, and when the guy lowered the window, she punched him in the face. She walked all the way back to the wedding, which took about two hours, so when she got there, everyone was leaving, because the wedding had taken a really long time. And then she says, "Why did I even try?" and everyone else says they have no idea and walks out the door, totally ignoring her. Five and Seven get drunk and end up at your house. What happens? Morgan attacks Steven and Steven just walks away and gets lost. And me and Morgan just fall asleep right there because we're tired. Seven murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back? Giovanna tries to bring Morgan back to life by stabbing her with needles. Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves? Herself, but she might save Anastasia too. Four and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do? Hannah calls her dad and he brings a whole bunch of food. Five is in a car accident and is critically injured. What does One do? Laughs and walks away, not even feeling bad. The quiz is over. By the way, how did Two and Seven end up? They lived a very happy life. 1. Akari 2. Kyouko 3. Yui 4. Chinatsu 5. Ayano 6. Sakurako 7. Himawari Four invites Three and Seven to dinner at their own house. What happens? Chinatsu obsesses over Yui, and Himawari notices but tries to ignore it. You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six? Akari's. Two and Seven are making out when Six walks in. Six's reaction? STAY AWAY FROM HER, KYOUKO! (Or at least she's thinking this.) Three falls in love with Six. Five is jealous. What happens? Ayano tries to keep Yui and Sakurako away from each other. Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, six, or seven? Hm... I guess all of them would have an equal probability. One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens? She gets confused. Three has to marry Seven, Four, or Six. Who do they choose? Hm... well I hope she'd choose Chinatsu. XD Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it? I couldn't picture that... Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three stand a chance? I doubt it. Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Six. How does Six react? SOMEONE'S GONNA DIE TODAY! Why is Six afraid of Seven? She's afraid she'll let it slip that she likes her. Six arrives too late for Two and Seven's wedding. What happens and why were they late? No one really cares, but Sakurako does. She's just forgetful I guess? Five and Seven get drunk and end up at your house. What happens? I'd hold them there for questioning. Seven murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back? Kills Himawari. Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves? Herself. Four and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do? Yell at each other. Five is in a car accident and is critically injured. What does One do? Oh... that's sad... The quiz is over. By the way, how did Two and Seven end up? Not very well. Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. Here are a few reasons guys/girls like girls: 1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo. 2. The way their heads find the right spot on our shoulder. 3. How cute they are when they sleep. 4. The ease in which they fit into our arms. 5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world. 6. How cute they are when they eat. 7. Because they are always warm even when it's minus 30 degrees outside. 8. The way they look good no matter what they wear. 9. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt. Yet, REGARDLESS if you love them or hate them. Wish they would die, you'd die without them. It matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were once to the world; they become everything to you. When you look into their eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls... you say a million things without trace of a sound. You know that your own life is inevitably consumed in the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons. No paper would do it justice. It is not a thing of the mind, but of the heart. A feeling, only felt. Because: It's okay to be different. If we didn't have variety, then everything would be uniform. That may drive others insane. But, to lose your sanity over something so incredibly dismal, to dissipate your distinct character because you've gone mad over something trivial like this, is not acceptable at all. Sure, love does makes us do crazy things, things you never deemed possible you could do till now. Because as rapidly as the heart in love beats, and as straight the path the arrow flies; Being in love is a pure, genuine and overwhelming thing. Some theorize it as a psychosis. But, a good type of psychosis. Because, personally, if there was no love, where would be today? Love is love, no matter the form of it. It knows no gender, it knows no "program". What it knows is the heart and what it desires. (Using characters from a manga I'm writing myself for fun) 1. Yukiko Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens? Koemi is wrapped up in Tsukino, and Hisako is bored because the others are ignoring her. You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six? Yukiko's. Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction? gasps* Then she'd probably nervously ask them what they were doing. Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens? Hisako becomes extra clingy to Misora and tries to keep Tsukino away from her. Neither of the girls understand why. Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten, or seven? Definitely Sayuri. She's heroic like that. One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens? Delicious food. Yukiko is a great cook. Three has to marry Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose? Definitely Koemi. Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it? Probably candy or something silly like that. Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three stand a chance? No... No way... Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Eight. How does Eight react? She's probably a little upset. Why is Six afraid of Seven? I can't think of any reason for that... Nine arrives too late for Two and Seven's wedding. What happens and why were they late? Nobody cares except Kaoru herself. Five and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens? Total chaos and craziness... Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back? She kills Kaoru, without doubt. Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves? I think Yukiko would be the one saving Moeka... Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do? Go get food probably. Five is in a car accident and is critically injured. What does Nine do? Doesn't care probably. The quiz is over. By the way, how did Two and Seven end up? The relationship didn't last more than a week. |
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