super fucked up! 10/10

" The more you work in the youth, the less you have to in the senescence. Now where's my cunt?"...
i lol'd at this..

Praise be unto SHREK that you are a parody account. I've read real version of this. It...it burns. It burns my soul. Pain.

Flower power!

Ew.

What did I just read?

I don't know how serious you are about this story, but I honestly enjoyed it. It was funny because of just how plain ridiculous it was. I can't even... You're quite the author there.

So is the narrator doing commentary while this is happening? or is he stopping the story to give advance? and why throghout the story was the narrator calling Timmy stupid?

Timmy raped a flower? Gosh...

Good story!

What exactly do you have against melons?

... Y'know what the bad thing is?

I like how the petunia is the ONLY thing with a decent had on her shoulders... so to speak. XD

Now I know that this is a joke. Flower rape? Petunia pregnancy? I seriously hope that you meant this as some kind of cruel punishment.

Once agian, wonderful, wonderful work.

i lol'd