A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

You Say Pink
I Say Black
You Say Paris Hilton
I Say Fall Out Boy
You Say Zac Efron
I Say Pete Wentz
You Say Pop
I Say Rock
You Say I'm Weird
I Say Thank You!
PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE!

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...), Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, Ritsuka Elric, LUNAR-W0LF (Hehe... I do that everywhere...), TheNextAliceOwO (HAHAHA My friend and I did it TWICE at the same time on the same day), CinderXKaoru(But of course!), ILuvHikaruAndKaoru. Ebony-chan and Ivory-chan (Ivory ya gotta stop doin that!), Magician of Kehemet ( I have developed a very healthy fear of steps, to put it lighly...), ivory-fanged-goddess (totally not my fault :D), SoulEaterEvansFan (in my deffence I only did it once, my friend said "OOH LOOK ALLEN AND LAVI ARE OVER THERE" so im like "OMG WHERE" and fell up a flight of stairs)

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?
Boy:No

Girl: Do you want me?
Boy:No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.

You know you're obsessed with D. Gray Man when...

1. You feel there is a connection between yourself and one of the characters.

2. You relate to this character so much that you roleplay him or her.

3. You start to call yourself the character's name.

4. When something happens to the character in the anime or manga, you react as well.

5. You memorize every single fighting move that character has.

6. Even the ones NO ONE knows.

7. In Japanese.

8. You find yourself quoting the character in everyday conversation.

9. Your friends call you the character's name on a regular basis.

10. Some of your friends only know you by that name.

11. You've gotten into the habit of saying "STRIKE!" when you see a pretty girl.

12. You can't stop saying "che" when you're annoyed.

13. Or in general.

14. Whenever you see people dressed up as demons on Halloween, you scream "AKUMA!" and try to purify them.

15. You think you can do anything with your left arm.

16. You get upset when you figure out you can't.

17. You accuse your non-DGM friends as being Noah and try to eliminate them.

18. When you find that isn't possible, you try to convert them into loving DGM.

19. You have succeeded every single time.

20. You insist the snitch in Harry Potter is just Timcanpy in disguise.

21. You have preferences with how to spell names ( eg. Yu vs Yuu, Rabi vs Lavi, Rinalee vs Lenalee ) and will fight to the death to defend them.

22. You've never found top hats sexier until you've seen Allen, Cross and Tyki in them.

23. You think the Millenium Earl is the most brilliant villian in anime or manga and love to hate him.

24. You're convinced that all Tyki wants is to rape Allen.

25. You stare at your arm and scream "ACTIVATE!" then wonder why it doesn't work.

26. Your left arm ached after you saw episode 56.

27. You'll never look at the words "Noah", "Innocence" and "exorcist" the same way again.

28. Straight pairings involving Allen, Lavi or Kanda have suddenly become an odd occurrence.

29. Your favorite flower is a lotus.

30. You have a habitual hero complex.

31. You cosplay as your favorite character all the time.

32. You dream of being your favorite character all the time.

33. You've become convinced you ARE your favorite character, regardless of what gender you are.

34. You're tickled pink that Lavi's commands involve "growing" and "extending" .

35. The only thing you think of when you see "DGM" is "D. Gray Man", despite what it was meant to stand for.

36. You've watched the anime over 20 times.

37. You've read the manga more times than that.

38. You were upset when you saw the word "Fin" in episode 103 and yelled at the screen that it wasn't true.

39. You know all the filler characters, no matter how obscure.

40. You can recall every event and name the episode it happened in.

41. You can do the same with the manga.

42. You're a horrible spoiler when you come across people who aren't up-to-date with the manga.

43. You know who Joyd is.

44. You know all the new Noah.

45. You've bookmarked the wikipedia page for your favorite character.

46. You removed the bookmark because you found you already knew everything.

47. You returned to the wikipedia page and edited something that was wrong.

48. You know your favorite character's birthday and celebrate it every year.

49. You realize that Allen and Kanda are so much alike that it would be a crime for them NOT to be together.

50. You know what Yullen, Lucky, Yuuvi and Laven are.

51. You support one of those and always will.

52. You've seen every single DGM-themed AMV on Youtube.

53. You think Tyki makes a great Winnie the Pooh.

54. You're laughing because you know EXACTLY what reference that was.

55. You know who TehExorcist is.

56. You've downloaded or otherwise illegally obtained all the songs in the DGM soundtrack.

57. You recognize one of those songs as your personal theme song.

58. You know all the words to The Musician's Song by heart.

59. You know their translation.

60. You find it uncannily ironic that Tyki broke Allen's Innocence.

61. Every time you see that part of the anime, the words "chest rape" come to mind.

62. You're now convinced that Tyki is a direct descendant of Pedobear.

63. Swords win over guns, unless the gun happens to be Judgment.

64. You've seen the episode where Kanda gets a fanboy.

65. Flashbacks have become your worst enemies.

66. You think the flashback from chapter 190 was the only well-written one.

67. You watch for manga updates every day and spazz like a retard when you see it's been updated.

68. You wish Hoshino would just get over that sprained wrist already.

69. You found chibi Lavi and chibi Kanda to be the most adorable things on the face of the Earth.

70. You wish Komui would drop a neko potion on Kanda.

71. And a rabbit one on Lavi.

72. Some part of you, whether it be only a sliver, wants to see Road die.

73. You attempt to shoot your friend with your hand and wonder why you two didn't combine into a transexual hair monster.

74. Tyki's berserk form causes the words "tentacle monster" to pop into your head.

75. You just sickened yourself with how badly your mind ran rampant upon thinking that.

76. You've suddenly gained a huge appetite and can't get enough food.

77. You blame that on your left arm.

78. You cried when Cross disappeared.

79. You cried when you thought Kanda, Krory and Lavi died in the Ark.

80. You cried with joy when you realized they didn't.

81. You think Chaoji is a waste of life.

82. You can relate Chaoji to the character of the same name from Naruto.

83. You find Kanda and Sasuke oddly alike.

84. You're wondering why Allen hasn't been labeled a general yet.

85. You think Allen's "14th moments" are epically sexy.

86. Scratch that, ALL of Allen's moments are epically sexy.

87. You want to personally write a thank you note to Hoshino for all the times she drew Kanda shirtless.

88. You've gotten into the habit of calling people "Moyashi" and "Usagi" .

89. Your friends know you as "the D. Gray Man freak" .

90. You know EXACTLY why it's called "D. Gray Man" .

91. You just lied and you have no idea.

92. You draw DGM fanart.

93. You read and write DGM fanfiction.

94. You have your own DGM OC.

95. Your Facebook, Myspace, Youtube and every other social networking site you go on is covered with DGM related pictures and quotes.

96. Whenever someone in your family acts like an annoying idiot, you have the sudden urge to kick them in the head or hit them with a clipboard.

97. You find yourself reaching for Mugen when angered.

98. You've become worried every time you procrastinate that an old man will come from nowhere and kick you in the face.

99. You can never look at a panda the same way ever again.

100. You just read this entire list smiling and nodding to at least 30 of these.

If you are stupid enough to annoy Kanda and NOT run away screaming, copy this into your profile.

If you're random, weird, crazy, and/or just plain stupid enough to get a hammer and yell 'Big hammer, little hammer, grow, grow, grow!' for absolutly no apparent reason, copy this into your profile.

If you think Lavi and Allen totally belong together, copy this into your profile.

If you almost died laughing when you saw the episode where Allen had the octopus stuck on his head, copy this into your profile.

If you have too many of these 'copy and paste this onto your profile' thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would kill to have a tail, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile.

Mental Hospital Phone Menu:

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blond, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

Just to tell you, if you have read every word so far it means that you definitely ARE crazy or weird, and you should DEFINITELY put at least those ones on your profile.

HOMOPHOBIA IS STUPID!!

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag every day.
I am the girl kicked out of her home, because I confided in my mother I'm a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets, because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself weeks before graduating high school.
It was just too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us because she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not even allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until somebody told me only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't always have to deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to the fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".

THAT'S SICK AND MESSED UP! IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG...REPOST THIS.

If your stupid enough to fight the Millennium Earl with just your fists, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you ever fallen asleep, or almost fell asleep, during school, copy and paste this into your profile

Copy this into your profile if you like to do random things when you're bored, like right now

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off

Ninety-five percents of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If your one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this into your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, DrownMySoul, MnMsRoK, Violet-Truth, BehindTheSky, ivory-fanged-goddess

If you aren't homophobic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you can read this message, you are smart because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

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