Warning! A LOT of sexual content within this thingy. Beware of the pleasures within! ;D

And I'm sorry it sucks... I'm only 13...

And also... It's really REALLY long. If you're that determined to find out what's gonna happen, then read on!

Allen was falling for Lavi's seductive voice. It lured him in like a trap. And he gladly accepted him.

The two boys felt like they needed to know each other a bit more better. And so, the fight for dominance began, although, it is already decided on who the victor will be. ;)

The first to make a move was of course, Lavi. He grabbed Allen by the hand and pushed him down onto the soft bed.

'His sheets... smell just like him...' This made Allen's anxiety calm down a lot more.

Lavi stood over him, looming over the young Exorcist.

"You're mine tonight. And mine alone..."

Somehow, his voice made Allen know that he gave his body to the right person.

"Okay then. I belong to you tonight. Lead me the right way..."

They started out slow. Lavi thought Allen was just starting off. So he just softly touched his lips then they met.

But Lavi must of forgot that he was with the kid Kanda plays with. And he knows very well that Allen shouldn't be treated very lightly.

Maybe Allen felt like he was being treated like a baby, so he was the next to attck. He pulled Lavi much closer, making the kiss much deeper. Lavi took it by surprise, giving Allen's tongue to gain some dominance.

Two boys trying to win over the other. Eventually, Allen started to give in to Lavi as they continued to embrace within each other. Lavi was the one in control now. He started to attck Allen, making him moan and purr as if every movement brought him pleasure and agony at the same time.

Lavi had some satisfaction. But not his regular satisfaction that he would find from Kanda. But a much better feeling that can only be found from his special someone. Allen.

"Let's stop playing these games. Lavi. Let's do it the way grown ups would play."

"...okay. Are you sure you're ready for this?"

Allen felt a bit underestimated. 'Lavi is treating me like a child. How can I turn this around..?'

"Yup, I am. But first, close your eyes.."

Lavi did as Allen said so. He shut his eyes, hoping for something good to happen. While his eyes were closed, Allen began to unbutton his pants. Then he crawled up to his friend lying down and also undid his too.

Lavi pretended to not notice, but in reality, he was having the time of his life. 'Things are getting good. Let's start heating up the bed.'

"Hey, Lavi. I got a riddle for you."

"Hm? Fine shortstack. Go ahead."

Allen's cheery voice into a low, husky voice, desperate for love.

"What gets harder and longer when it's gets excited?"

Lavi stared at his puzzled bed buddy.

"Umm... I dunno."

"Okay fine. You have three guesses. If you don't get it within the three guesses, I'll hurt you." Allen smirked.

Lavi got up and scratched his head. " My anti-akuma weapon? Well, it doesn't activate when I'm excited, only when I see Akuma..."

"Nope wrong, guess again."

'Geez... this is actually pretty hard. I wonder how Allen plans on hurting me.'

Allen was slowly losing his patience. He was expecting Lavi to get it already. He gave him a lustful look and stared him in the eye.

"Um. beansprout. I'm still trying to figure it out. Give me a sec."

Allen got out of Lavi's face and pouted. 'Wow... I can't believe he hasn't got it yet...'

"Is it a game?"

"Nope, one more guess before I hurt you."

"Damn this is hard..." Lavi scratched his head again.

"I got it!" Lavi jumped up. Allen faced sparkled with hope. For a second...

"It's a riddle! The longer and harder it is, the more exciting it is for the guesser!"

Allen just stared at him for a while. *Facepalm* 'Is he really that stupid? I'm in a bed with him and he doesn't understand the damn riddle? Dammit Lavi!'

Allen calmed down a few seconds after his little rant and said, "Nope. Know what that means?"

"umm.. you hurt me?"

Allen nodded his head.

"But I still don't get the ridd-"

Lavi stopped in a mid-sentence when felt something going down his pants. It grabbed his 'hammer', which made Lavi moan with pain. And guess who grabbed it.

"A-Allen..."

Now he felt something cover his eyes. His hands were tied back. Lavi was defenseless and vunerable.

Lavi felt his pants being dragged off, but not his boxers.

'guess I was going too soft on him. Now he's gonna kill me. At least it's Allen who's doing it...'

"Oof.." Lavi could feel the wine he drank earlier hit him with full force. It took Lavi a while to remember what the bartender told him.

'Once you drink this, you'll pass out in half an hour after drinking. The duration can last longer if you drink more. One shot glass is about 30 minutes...'

'Why did I have to drink now? And out of all times too!'

Lavi could feel himself losing his conciousness. His head felt light. His throat started to swell up. Trying to remember everything that happened earlier, he remembered one thing before he passed out:

Earlier today:

'The effects can last for a while. Fifteen minutes is the minimum. Longest that can be is... well, I dunno about that. Why do you need this? And are you sure you're eighteen? Cuz some guy had the same uniform as you. A bit younger too. Stole the last bottle. We're all sold out.'

"Hmm, what's this?" Lavi found a little gift in front of his door. It was the bottle of wine.

"Well... I have never been drunk. But, ya know, a little shot glass wouldn't hurt..." He took it home and took a shot glass and chugged it all down.

But one thing he didn't realize, that was the brand of wine that knocked people out in thrity minutes...

*Knock, Knock*

Right Now...

"Oh.. I see... that's what happened... Ugh my head.."

Lavi's eyes were fluttering, trying to stay awake. But his eyes were too heavy to open. He heard one thing before passing out:

"Did you like my gift, Lavi?"

~Five minutes later~

Lavi had been trying to wake up, he wanted to see what Allen was doing. And just to make sure he remembered everything, he said everything that has happened that night. The riddles, the kisses, the unbuttoning...

"A-Allen..."

Lavi saw Allen on top of him, just as naked as he was. Only boxers on.

He tried to get up, but Lavi felt all cramped. He looked down to check something. All that he found a fairly large tent that stood out of his boxers.

"Oh... your riddle... the answer... an erection..." Lavi said exausted.

"Correct. But I'm surprised you woke up after only five minutes. I heard the bartender say that it lasts fifteen minutes. I was gonna hurt you even more while you were knocked out. But looks like you can experience it full on..."

"Hold up... Look I'm sorry, but this is akward with you as the dominant one. So..."

Lavi got up, went to his little desk, and pulled out something under all the notes. It was tube of lube.

Allen looked a bit scared, but this was the one thing he was waiting for.

"You look so scared all of a sudden. What happened? Does this bring back any memories?"

He shook the tube in front of his face. It did haunt Allen. The first time he did it Kanda, he used that on him and he was screaming.

"...Don't worry. This won't hurt as much as when Kanda did it..."

Allen had his sad puppy face on.

"Sorry kiddo. I Promise it won't hurt. Just at least try it once?"

Lavi went up to him and hugged him again. He released his arms a few seconds after to open the tube and pull down Allen's boxers.

Allen shook in Lavi's arms. Lavi couldn't do anything to stop him because his hands were busy getting the large amount of lube on his fingers and carefully inserting into Allen's hole. Allen whimpered and moaned as Lavi gentily shoved his finger.

"Don't worry, imagine this as practice. But then imagine somethng ten times much thicker than my finger going in..." Lavi chuckled with a smirk.

"A-are you sure this won't hurt...?" Allen timidly stuttered.

"Well... You'll never know until you try, right...?"

"Wait... Wha-"

Allen had no time to finish his sentence because he could already feel Lavi seperating his legs and getting ready to thrust.

"Allen... Don't scream loud, okay? It'll make me feel bad."

Again, Allen had no time to respond because Lavi was counting down.

"3, 2... 1."

THRUST!

"AAHHH! LAVI!~" Allen was yelling with pain, but with pleasure at the same time.

"Damn... You're so tight... Just a bit further..." Lavi was exausted.

"L-Lavi..." Allen was having a hard time speaking. He was choked up with tears. He held on to Lavi's shoulders just to feel some support.

Lavi licked away one of Allen's salty tears. He patted his head with one head before putting it on Allen's hips.

"I-If it refuses to go in, then I'll force it in!" lavi said with his last breath.

"Wai-"

PUSH!

"OHHHH!~ H-hehe... L-Lavi..." Allen was panting hard.

"Apparentally, looks like I hit your climax, or was that your miracle spot? I can't tell by your reaction..." Lavi joked around while breathing hard. He was still feeling the effects of the wine.

Both boys were panting hard, holding on to each other like their life depended on it.

Allen was crying, trying his best to endure the pain he had just recieved. Lavi just hugged him while the little teen held on to him.

"W-Wait... I need to release. If you want it to come out, I need to bring it down a bit, kay?"

"S-Sure... Go ahead... I won't mind..."

After Lavi had a long and relaxing release, Lavi was able to 'retreat' from Allen, who was gasping with every heartbeat.

After putting their boxers and pants back on, Allen snuggled close to Lavi, making him blush like crazy. 'Gaaawwwddd... he's so cute!'

"Look... you didn't have to do this. You knew it would cause you pain, so why do it anyway?"

Allen fell silent for a while, until he said something that would change Lavi's life forever.

"B-because... I-I L-Love... y-you... I just wanted to feel that... at least once..."

'Does he really feel that way towards me? Wow...'

"Really? You love me..? How about Kanda?" Lavi asked cautiously, as if Kanda were right beside him.

"Well... I kinda prefer you over him..." Allen confessed.

'Oh my goodness!~~ He loves me over that old sacl of potatoes Kanda!~"

"Hey, I got a riddle for you." Lavi asked his new little lover, who was cuddled against his chest.

"Go ahead." Allen whispered.

"Who's my new little bed buddy now?"

"Well... "

"I'll answer that for you..."

Lavi gently kissed Allen's pentacle, trying to not wake up the tired boy.

"I Love You, Allen..." Lavi said before drifting off into a nice sleep...

Author's notes:

Thanks so much for bearing with me!~ Honestly, I am very bad at describing these types of scenes (I can't even survive reading another person's scene! :P)

And also... Kanda was Lavi's past bed buddy, Let's say. Then eventually they were drifting apart. So Lavi gave up having these 'scenes', while Kanda, being desperate and all, went with Allen. Then after Kanda and Lavi had it again. Once. they Kanda told Lavi about all the pleasures of Allen. Then you should know the rest ;) I didn't think this would be part of the story because it seemed a bit extra... so yea...

Aaaaaannd also... Sorry for making it long! Maybe I'll start doing oneshots. I just like adding these extra chapters because I love to leave cliffhangers :)

So overall... Thank you so much for reading A Riddle or Two, and Don't forget to review!~

-Icestepperz