Chapter one: A night with Lavi!

I sighed as I was hung upside down, on the roof, by Kanda. Does he get some sort of demented pleasure from torturing me? The blood rushed to my head in huge waves. I was getting dizzy. I wasn't aware that I was falling until Kanda suddenly got smaller.

"DAMNIT! KANDA IM GONNA KILL YOU!" I screech. I was going to try to catch myself but saw it was pointless because I was seconds from hitting the ground. "Great, I'm going to die a pancake!" I mutter.

"Nope. Not gonna let you become a pancake." Lavi says.

I wasn't aware that he had caught me, until he said something else in my ear. "You owe me. You owe me big time." He says.

"Well, my dearest Lavi, what do you want?" I ask.

"You have to stay the night with me. *INSERT EVIL SMIRK* tonight." He says. I frowned. This couldn't be good.

-Later that night, Allen's sitting on Lavi's bed waiting for him-

'Why do I have a feeling I'm going to be raped or something tonight?' I ask myself. The world stopped when something came flying threw Lavi's OPEN window. My head got smacked off the wall to the floor and back.

"Oh shit! Sorry Allen!" Lavi yelps.

"Sorry? SORRY? I GOT THROWN OFF A ROOF AND SMACKED OFF YOUR FLOOR AND WALL ALL IN THE SAME DAY! WHY THE HELL…" I cut myself off.

"Allen, we need to talk." Lavi says, before getting up, locking his door, shutting and locking his window, and sitting back down.

"About?" I ask.

"I need to tell you something very important." He says.

"Please don't tell me your gonna die…" I say.

"Relax, I'm not gonna die! Not that easily at least. Anyways, getting back to what I was talking about, Allen, I think I'm in love with you." Lavi says.

My face, brain, everything, shut down. And then I laughed. "Stop fucking with me Lavi." I say.

"I'm not fucking with you. I really do love you." He says. I blanked out again.

'He LOVES ME! ME! LAVI. LOVES. ME. THIS IS GREAT!' I was yelling, screaming, dancing and everything in my head.

'Kiss him Allen. Please him.' a voice in the back of my head says.

((LAVI'S P.O.V!))

I watched as weird emotions played across Allen's face. And then he tackled me.

"Lavi, I love you. To." He says.

"Took you long enough beansprout." I say. He pressed his lips against mine.

Within minutes, we were both naked, Allen was in my lap, legs wrapped around my waist, arms around my neck, our lips pressed together in a sweet kiss, and me deep inside of him.

I pushed into him slowly at first, so I didn't hurt him too much. I heard a pained whimper and stopped.

"Are you okay? Do you want me to stop?" I ask, breaking the kiss.

"N-no, don't stop. I'm fine." He says, almost whispering. I kept going. After awhile, I went faster, and harder.

"L-Lavi… h-harder!" Allen exclaims. I obeyed him. 'He's so cute.' I thought to myself.

I took in what he looked like right then. His head was back; his cheeks were tinted red, mouth slightly open, hair falling in thousands of directions, his voice, mumbling weird things that didn't make sense, him exclaiming dirty words.

((ALLENS P.O.V!))

I moaned loudly, and cursed. I knew something like this was going to happen. 'Damn him… he maybe dumb most of the time but… he's awesome.' I couldn't help but to moan.

I just realized something. No matter how good this feels now, I'm going to pay in the morning. I'm going to pay big time in the morning.

"LAVI!" I moaned his name loudly. He had hit something inside of me. "What was that?" I ask him, again moaning.

"I don't know…" he says grinning evilly and aiming for that spot and hitting it, over and over again. I came first. After awhile, he came inside of me. We fell back onto his bed, panting.

"You alright Beansprout?" he asks.

"Call me that again and I'll rip *REALLY BIG LOUD YAWN* your dang face off." I say.

"Beansprout." He says.

"I'm being serious. I'm gonna hurt you." I say.

"BEANSPROUT!" he shouts.

"MY FREAKING NAME IS ALLEN! A-L-L-E-N!" I yell and shoot him with my anti-akuma weapon.

"OUCH! WHATCHA DO THAT FOR?" He yells.

"BECAUSE YOU'RE AN IDIOT!" I yell back. He got back onto his bed and pulled me into his arms.

"I loves you though." He whispers, kissing me.

"My ass hurts. I love you to." I whisper.

"See, I knew it. You wuvves me!" he says, smiling brightly. I smiled and shook my head. 'So childish at times…' I think to myself. "Sorry about your ass though. There was no avoiding that though." He says.

"It doesn't matter." I say and curl up into him.

"I'm leaving in a couple days. I'll be gone for about two months or something. All I heard was 'really long mission' come out of Komui's mouth. He's really annoying." Lavi says.

"Yeah, Komui is annoying. I can hardly even talk to Lenalee without him standing over my shoulder." I say.

"Right? Someone needs to just beat some sense into him. I'm surprised Lenalee hasn't done it yet. Or Kanda. It's amazing how she can put up with that idiot." Lavi says.

I drifted off to sleep in Lavi's arms. He fell asleep a little before me.
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I came up with this from thin air… I hope you guys like it. I think it's crappy… do I suck at writing or not…? Anyways, R&R! I like reviews. This isn't a one shot either. I hate writing one shots… I suck at that. Do ya'll think I should delete 'Tales of the Lonely'? Let me know! BTW, If you haven't figured this out, this is a Laven story. ~Breenaa~