Hallo! I'm Bela Rose Wolf. I like reading, writing, and singing! I am kinda obsessed with mythology, so if you like it too, pm me! My favorite anime/manga is Hetalia. My favorite books are Les Miserables, The Iliad, A Tale of Two Cities, and The Odyssey! Thanks for checking out my profile

I have a Hetalia RP forum, so if you're interested let me know!

I have a website! I have my poetry on there, so PLEASE check it out! I would appreciate it SO much! :)

It's www. belarosewolf . com

I'm on a kind-of hiatus right now. I've been VERY busy, but I promise to write when I have free time. It's NYSSMA, finals, regents and SAT season, so I may not update for a while. Sorry If you're waiting...

Information on my stories:

Antonio the Explorer!: On hiatus, like my other stories. I will be making a spin-off with Xavier, Alli, and other OCs with Switzerland and France when it's finished. I hope you'll read it

Be Careful What You Wish For: Holy... This one... I'm running out of inspiration, so this is also on hiatus. I think it'll be getting very twisted and character deathy. :)

The Van Trip: On hiatus, yet again. What a shocker, huh? I have an outline of a few chapters, thanks to Nokturna168. This one'll be updated soon.

Hey! Are you there?: I'm planning another special name one-shot... Look out for it

Triangles, Circles, and Squares: Aiyaa... Only if inspiration whacks me upside the head will this one be updated. The chapters just aren't worded correctly.

Completed: Can You Hear Me?; The Spell; Blue Blood, Blue Scales; Hidden Music

Stuff I'm working on: A one-shot for HetaliaShadow, Updating everything, a Chicago-Hetalia one-shot.

Other fandoms I (literally) stalk are Fairy Tail, Greek Mythology, Iliad, Chess, 1776, Shakespeare, Naruto, Red River, Les Miserables, Evita (3333), and Into the Woods.

I'm a New Yorker and I'm proud! :)

I like all pairings if they're well written, but here are my favorites for Hetalia: Spamano (OTP), RussCan, AmeBela, Gerita (of course), PruCan, SuFin, RoChu, AusHun (my two ancestors!), FrUk (must NOT be fluffy),UsUk, Giripan, TurkeyxGreece, SwissLiech, EstoniaxLatvia, LietPol, Germancest, DenNor, Amepan, and CanadaxUkraine.

Then, there are some pairings I CAN'T read: Fluffy!FrUk, Romerica, Tea and Tomatoes, SpaBel, Itacest, SpUk, SweDen, Prumano, RussLiet, and FrUs.

Here's some more stuff that I like: PASTA, writing, reading, opera, classical music, theater, mythology, poetry/lyrics, singing, dogs, animals in general, hetalia, and some other stuff!

Now for my dislikes: Meat, stupid people, people with no respect for others, rule breaking, homophobes, pop music, BLOOD, needles, and WAYYYYYYY more stuff...

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1.YOUR REAL NAME: Elizabeth

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus -izzle): Eliizzle (Special...)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (fave color and fave animal): Pink Dog (I would be SO afraid!)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, and current street name): Rebecca Starson (Ooooo that's cute.)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Roselatz (No comment)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Aqua Orange Soda (?)

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mother’s middle name): Irenie (Birth Certificate Mishap!)

8. YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Biscuit (Hell yeah, I'm goth like that!)

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. I am the girl who cries at the drop of a hat. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with anime, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, chocoholic4eva, xXKatieCullenX, Bby-Leyla-Vamp, Shiny-silver-volvo-stalker, MegTheVampire, Crimson Love20, Scarlet Dawn, Queenoflove, Bealive-Your-Imagination, Lilchany,suckishLEMONADE, QuelCal, heartofstone15, Shar're from Abydos, xXxMusicIsMyDrugxXx, Ella Lea, Bela Rose Wolf

Some Neville Love (Because who doesn't LOVE Neville?)

-Neville needs a Remembrall not because he has a poor memory, but merely because he accomplishes too much to remember.
-Neville Longbottom doesn't bow to hippogriffs. Hippogriffs bow to Neville Longbottom.
-Not to be outdone, after Mrs. Weasley took out Bellatrix, Neville brought her back to life and killed her again.
-Professor Quirrel didn't have to fake his stammer in Neville's presence.
-Neville became Head Boy AND Girl. No one dared comment.
-Neville Longbottom is what's beyond the veil.
-Before Neville punched it, it was known as Horizont Alley.
-Neville uses Nagini's blood as soy sauce.
-Muggles don't know about Lord Voldemort, but they do know about Neville Longbottom.
-Chuck Norris' boggart is Neville Longbottom.
-Neville's patronus is Neville, because nothing else is badass enough to represent him.
-Neville Longbottom is the reason that the Cauldron is Leaky.
-If someone replaced the Mirror of Erised with a picture of Neville Longbottom, no one would notice.
-Cho Chang wasn't crying because she missed Cedric. She was crying because she was with Harry, and not Neville.
-They said Dumbledore was the only man Voldemort was afraid of. They lied.
-They were going to release a Neville Longbottom edition of clue but the answer always turned out to be "Neville Longbottom, in the courtyard with a sword."
-Neville Longbottom created the Department of Mysteries when he got bored with making every damn discovery.
-Neville Longbottom cut off the Hog's Head. He was just practicing for Nagini.
-Voldemort did not choose Harry over Neville because he thought Neville to be weaker, but because it would be downgrading him. Neville doesn't like to be downgraded

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

"Do as Italy... Make pasta, not war."

"Do as America... Make movies, not drama."

"Do as England... Burn your food not, everybody's wishes."

"Do as Spain... Raise children, not enemies."

"Do as Germany... Follow the rules, even if you don't understand them."

"Do as Austria... Play music, even if you don't have rhythm."

"Do as Japan... Grow, do not get stuck in your past."

"Do as France... When in doubt, push random buttons."

"Do as Canada... When you feel out of place, just be invisible."

"Do as Russia... Maintain your innocence, even if your past is not that childish."

"Do as Prussia... Live, even when there seems to be nothing to live for."

"Do as Switzerland... Stay neutral, even if the world is braking apart."

"Do as Sealand... Speak, even if no one is listening."

You know, I always look at that thing with the stereotypes and laugh at some of them. Because I am JEWISH and GREEDY. I do SPEAK MY MIND and I am a BITCH. I am a VIRGIN and I am a PRUDE with real people. I have STRAIGHT As and I have NO SOCIAL LIFE. I'm a GIRL who EATS LUNCH and I am a bit OVERWEIGHT. I am NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE but I'm a LOSER. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP and I am ANTISOCIAL. I am a FANGIRL and I am a CRAZY OBSESSIVE PERSON. I am INTELLIGENT and I don't have much PHYSICAL STRENGTH. I love READING and I am a LONER. I am an OPERA SINGER and I am a DIVA sometimes. I have a DIFFERENT SENSE OF HUMOR and I am a freaking WHACK JOB. And my personal favorite: I go to RENFAIRES and I do speak weirdly, I am a loser, and I am not "up with the times."

HOWEVER I am a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER and I will not GO TO HELL. I am a REPUBLICAN and I do care about poor people. I am POLISH and don't wear socks with sandals. I am into THEATER but I am not a homosexual. I wear WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT and trust me, I am not a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, but I'm really not cool because that is not "how I roll." I am YOUNG and most certainly NOT NAIVE. I am OVERWEIGHT and I do not have a problem with self-control, I'm trying my best to lose weight. I don't LIKE THE SUN OR BEING OUTSIDE and I am not albino, I overheat. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, and I would never think little of people who don't; I know how hard they try. I am AMERICA, and I am NOT obese or arrogant. I'm ENGLISH, and although I love tea and have bad teeth, I don't have the accent. I care about the ENVIRONMENT, but I am not a hippy. I like YAOI, but I'm not gay. And I go to PUBLIC SCHOOL, so I must be going nowhere, even though I know more about history than my teacher.

And there you have it. I support the message, but... There are better ways to say it.

HOW TO SUCCEED AT BEING A NORMALTEENAGER (In 15 easy steps):
1. The first step in becoming a normal, bland, and spineless individual is very simple. Never think. About anything. Ever. If you have a thought, let it go. Let someone else think for you. Thinking is hard. Let someone else do it. Save your little conformist brain cells for something less difficult.
2. Now let's talk about music. You like unique music? Not anymore! You get to listen to the same generic, repetitive sound that everyone else does. You know, that one beat over and over with the words "Yeah", "baby" and "ooh" being repeated. Lucky you!
3. To be normal, you've gotta dress normal. If you're a girl, that means you wear leggings as pants and cut up your t-shirts so they just barely cover your chest. If you're a guy, you wear the hem of your pants on the back of your knees. Overly violent band t-shirts for bands that you only know one song for is highly recommended. Jerseys and shorts are the number one choice for extremely cold weather.
4. Now that you're dressed like the little snowflake you are, it's time to talk about relationships with your parents! The next time they ask you to perform a non time-consuming chore or a small favor, be sure to throw a complete tantrum in the kitchen. Tell them how much you hate them and how they don't accept your individuality, as they can see by your intuition in fashion. Be sure to include that they don't love you and that they wish you were never born. Follow this by running to your room and slamming your door off its hinges. If they attempt to speak to you at any time after this, lay face down on your bed and scream at them through your pillow. Scream about how no one loves you and let your excessive eye makeup run down your face, too.
5. To ensure that you're everyone's favorite person in the morning, don't ever sleep. It's recommended that you should stay up all night on Facebook chat, having the exact same conversation with nine different people. It should be going something like this:
YOU: hey
"FRIEND": hi
YOU: wassup
"FRIEND": nm, u
YOU: nm
"FRIEND": im bored
YOU: same
"FRIEND": wat r u doin
YOU: nothing u
"FRIEND": nothing
YOU: lol
"FRIEND": lol
…And should continue this way until the wee hours in the morning. During this time, no homework should be done, and only caffeine and sugar filled foods should be consumed.
6. If someone offers you an alcoholic drink, TAKE IT. CHUG IT DOWN. YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO LOOK LIKE A LOSER WHO DOESN'T DRINK. YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT. DRINK IT. DRINK IIIIIIIIIIT.
7. Speaking of your amazing friends that are so nice to you and you to them, you must remain in contact with them at all times. They have to know everything that's happening in your life, just like you need to know theirs. Every time you start and finish a meal, update your Facebook status. Each time you borrow your mom's car to drive to someone's house to do nothing but sit on their couch for three hours, you should tweet when you left, while you drive there, when you get there, while you're there, when you leave, on your way home, and when you get home. Your phone must be in your hand, or within five inches of it at all times. You can't afford to not have it. What if you miss an important tweet? Your friend could be eating a cheeseburger and you won't know about it! YOU NEED THAT PHONE. Treat it like your child. No, treat it BETTER than your child, which you'll likely have in the next two years.
*Important Note: Don't forget to do it while you drive!
8. Go beat up/ridicule a gay kid. Even a kid you think is gay and really isn't. Assume that every guy in the school play and any girl not dressing like a slut is gay.

9. You must use these words/phrases a minimum of five times per minute:
- 'Like'
- 'Um' or 'Uh'
- 'Ohmigod'
- 'Literally'
- 'Legit'
- 'I know, right?!'
- 'Dude'
- A swear of some kind
- 'THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!'
- A misinterpretation of the word 'Irony'
(And for those familiar with internet vernacular)
- 'Derp' and/or 'Herp'
- 'Fail'
- 'FFFFFFUUUUUU'
- 'ASDFASDFASDFASDFASDF'
- 'WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN'
- Sentences that begin with 'Y U NO'
- 'UR GAY'
- 'FIRST!'
10. No matter how pretty, thin, and beautiful your outward appearance is, you must always dismiss yourself as "ugly", "disgusting", "hideous", etc.
11. Interpret EVERYTHING you see and hear as sexual.
12. You should ALWAYS expect sympathy from others no matter WHAT you do. Expect that your friends will cry and hug you when you tell them about that tragic weekend your mom took your phone away, ALL because you were caught driving drunk and having sex.
13. The only words you read should come from a TV, a computer screen, or your phone. Reading is for losers who don't have friends to text.
14. If you are doing poorly in any class, expect that the teacher secretly hates you. They really, really hate you. Even though you're doing awesome in that class, they give you bad grades because they are secretly trying to destroy you, and keep from you getting into the party school you want to go too, even though mommy and daddy will buy your way in there anyway. It's NEVER your fault. That teacher WANTS to see you crash and burn. Don't forget to say that to their face and to complain to all of your friends!
15. What's that? SOMEONE IS ACTING DIFFERENTLY FROM YOU! They are assaulting your individuality with individuality of their own! They don't listen to the music you do! They're a girl, and you can't even see their bra straps! How can she hope to be respected when she's not even a d-cup?! They're a guy and you can't even see their boxers! The smell of Axe body spray isn't activating your gag reflex! You know what you must do? ATTACK! DON'T LET THEM GET AWAY! How dare they act more intelligent and insightful than you, even though they are! DESTROY THEM PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY! What's this?! THEY'RE GAY TOO? NO! THAT GOES AGAINST THE RELIGION YOU SAY YOU FOLLOW BUT REALLY DON'T! NOOOOOOO!*explode*
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU ARE NOW A COMPLETELY NORMAL TEEN.
Go cry now.

ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS THAT SCARE ME:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( I'll be asleep then so I can't use it).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On a Korean kitchen knife:Warning: keep out of children.(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On artificial bacon:"Real artificial bacon bits". (we don't get fake fake bacon. We get real fake bacon.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...And why do you bother to ask?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts(sarcasm).)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On an American Flag: Made in China (because we're that patriotic.)

At Funplex: Paintless Paintball (So it's...ball?)

Next to a kid's place: Adult Movies (I have no comment...)

In a Parking Lot: Do not park in the parking lot. (That's okay, the streets are empty.)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)