b-Be Canadian (LIKE A BOSS)-/b

"Alright, Matthew, so you're the boss… of Canada."

"Yeah."

"So tell me about what you go through every day."

"Well, Alfred, it goes a little something like this:"

Be Canadian LIKE A BOSS

Go to a meeting LIKE A BOSS

Get ignored LIKE A BOSS

Go home and cry LIKE A BOSS

Talk to my bear LIKE A BOSS

Forget his name LIKE A BOSS

Get forgotten LIKE A BOSS

Cry deeply LIKE A BOSS

Eat some pancakes LIKE A BOSS

Yell at my brother LIKE A BOSS

Realize I'm whispering LIKE A BOSS

Sit in an emo corner LIKE A BOSS

Hang out with my friend LIKE A BOSS

Get mistaken for my bro LIKE A BOSS

Get punched LIKE A BOSS

Eat apology ice cream LIKE A BOSS

Get pissed off LIKE A BOSS

Go all Manada LIKE A BOSS

Scare my brother LIKE A BOSS

Drink some maple LIKE A BOSS

Ride my bear LIKE A BOSS

Feel regret LIKE A BOSS

Get depressed LIKE A BOSS

Get drunk LIKE A BOSS

Pass out in a gutter LIKE A BOSS

Meet a giant fish LIKE A BOSS

Get ignored by the giant fish LIKE A BOSS

Run through the snow LIKE A BOSS

Turn into a jet LIKE A BOSS

Bomb Russia LIKE A BOSS

Get beat with a pipe LIKE A BOSS

Now I'm dead LIKE A BOSS.

"…So… getting punched by your friends, being ignored by your brother, drinking maple syrup, bombing Russia and dying is a normal thing for you."

"Pretty much, yep."

"…I think I've learned a few things today."

"I'm a boss."

"I know. I heard you the first time, dude."

"I'm a boss."

"I know that."

"I'm a boss."

"Stop repeating yourself."

"I'm Canadian LIKE A BOSS."

"…Let's get you started with that therapist, Matt."