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 Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, and Homestuck. GENERAL DISCLAIMER: I do hearby solemnly swear that any and all shit I write about does not belong to me, but the great minds of Andrew Hussie and Masashi Kishimoto, unless otherwise specified by me. Okau. This, as you can guess, is my profile. There used to be a long line of pointless shit here, but I got sick of looking at it and deleted it all. I write for Homestuck, and I used to write for Naruto, though I kind of lost my muse for it once I started reading Homestuck. I am currently the leader of the Alliance of the Time-Traveling Robot Chick, exclusively for the Homestuck fans who, by all technicality, have Aradia as their patron troll. My deviantART is conversingCorpses/doNOTAskDanna/TheLittlestTorador My Pesterchum is conversingCorpses/frivolousBlindspot Below are my stories, however horribly written they may be. I like reviews. They're like life points in some shitty MMORPG. Please review to keep me alive. Flames will be used to burn Vriska/Jack Noir. |
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Koukyuu by Vampiric Instincts reviews
Kagome had no idea how she came to be here. But then, who cares about how it came to be when they have their very own harem? Kagome/male harem. Characters added to harem as the story progresses. COMPLETE
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 119 - Words: 50,976 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 11/13/2019 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Kagome H., Madara U., Pain/Pein - Complete
Mommy, Send Me An Angel by deideiblueeyez reviews
Three-year-old Miko has endured the horrors of sexual abuse by her father's clients her entire life. After a chaotic infiltration, she is "adopted" by a blond stranger wearing a black cloak with red clouds. In her new home, "normality" is alien and frightening. What are his intentions? Is there any hope of him healing the scars adorning her heart, her mind, her very skin?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,064 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/27/2019 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Deidara, Konan, OC
Midnight in the Garden by Nidia.Ceylon reviews
She raised him like her son, loved him as her own. His love was twisted. Kagome didn't know why she was here, but this encounter influenced everything and brought a darkness she couldn't have prepared for. Her memories, her life, it wasn't what it seemed.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,506 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 8/24/2018 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Kagome H., Zetsu - Complete
Path of Betrayal:Adopted by Shikomiko by Shikomiko reviews
Kagome sent to the Naruto world after a fight with Inuyasha,Naraku,and Kikyou.Kagome and Kikyou have fallen down the well and Kagome must destroy her and the evil of Naruto's world.This is a narxkagxsas
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,371 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/11/2017 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Kagome H., Sasuke U.
From Two Different Dimensions by SilverPink11 reviews
Hollows have started coming to Konohagakure. Their sudden intrusion is a mystery and has caused a lot of damage and trouble. Haruno Sakura chooses to go to Soul Society where she will undergo Shinigami training. What will she learn along the way?
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 264,687 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 1/29/2017 - Published: 11/8/2007 - [Sakura H., T. Hitsugaya]
Sakura's College Adventure by FanggirlX reviews
Sakura is finally geting back in touch with her friends after having to move away for a few years. they're all going to the same college and are in for a few lessons in love they didn't count on as well as many surprises. main pairs:gaasaku naruhina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 238,815 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 2/3/2016 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara
Kanojo Hisoka by Lady Manami reviews
He didn't know his intentions would have cause a series of events. He thought he was doing the right thing by breaking up with his girlfriend, Higurashi Kagome, but apparently it wasn't & Sasuke wasn't going to let him forget it. Now he has to fix it!
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 146,680 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 11/11/2015 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Kagome H., Itachi U.
Instant Rapture by punkish furball reviews
I know there's a lot of these, but you know what they say, one more couldn't hurt! Crossovers with Kagome as the main girl are found here. Seventeenth installment, Free!/InuYasha xover! Uncensored version available on AO3 .org. XD
Crossover - Inuyasha & Anime X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,356 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Kagome H. - Complete
Kagome Higurashi, Demon Miko of the Akatsuki by Saphire Moon Maiden reviews
When Kagome uses the well after the final battle, her new demon blood has an odd reaction to it. Stuck in a new world, she discovers a group of missing nin and makes a place for herself in all of their hearts. Rated for Hidan's mouth and cuteness overload.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,310 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Kagome H., Akatsuki
I love by Sailor-Nova343 reviews
When Konan enters a boarding school where she has to stay with the boys, she knows it's going to be crazy. But she could never be prepared for what lies in store for her. Rated M for later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 209,027 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Pain/Pein, Konan
Miss Independent by Haru Aisaka reviews
A rich boy: Very lazy, hates school and is a player. A poor girl: A genius, number one of the whole school and doesn't have much experience in love. What will happen if you put these two under the same roof? Full summary inside. R&R. M.I. sequel coming up
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Provocation by Sailor-Nova343 reviews
Deidara goes to a boarding school where he meets Sasori, a flirtatious redhead with bedroom eyes and a talent for teasing. Sasori is crazy about Deidara, who hates his guts. Will either of their feelings change? Prequel to I Love.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,652 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Deidara, Sasori
Too Good to be True by Odangocha reviews
AU. ItachiOCDeidara. OC-Centric. An average girl gets enrolled into the most prestigious escalator school, and ends up in a love triangle with two of the richest and hottest guys there. Not your average cliched love story. [UNDER HIATUS, AWATING REWRITE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,565 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Itachi U., Deidara
Hug Of Doom by ISpeltEclipseWrong reviews
Deidara has no arms, Tobi has some fun at his expense. Remake is chapter 2, and far superior. Just a funny little idea, rated T to be safe. Deitobi/Tobidei if you squint.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Tobi Can Say Anything and it Always Sounds Wrong by Lil' DeiDei reviews
Tobi is the master of making anything and everything sound so awkward. Why not scribe it to be sure we don't miss out on anything? Sporadic updates. Crack; one-sided TobiDeidara.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,563 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Obito U., Deidara
Fragmented Fate by punkish furball reviews
Destiny cannot be absolutely determined. It exists in fragments...pieces...tatters...we use them to shape our future. Where and how we end up is completely our own design. Yu-Gi-Oh!/InuYasha crossover. Rating prone to change. (All chapters currently under revision.)
Crossover - Inuyasha & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 128,947 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Kagome H., YĆ«gi M.
Forget Me Not by ItachiFanGirl24 reviews
Sasori and Deidara are madly in love. Then one day the blond just disappears, never to be found. Years later Sasori is happily married with two kids and his long lost lover comes back into his life. What's he suppose to do now? Rated M for lemons later.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,220 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Sasori, Deidara
Titanic by anime-fan-willa reviews
Their doubles defeated by Team Guy, Itachi & Kisame share a romantic moment. But Itachi's loveless past & worrying about only himself so as not to get hurt again get in the way of their relationship. Will Kisame prove to Itachi that falling in love is OK?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,886 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
Just a to be Continued by scarletraven007 reviews
Tobi is 18 with many problems,that aren't his fault. Like speaking in third person or not liking his face. He had finally got over the fact that his sempai is gone forever, as he starts college. Or will it all change when he joins the Akatsuki Dorm
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,773 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Deidara, Obito U.
Love Is Eternal by WolvesKey reviews
Shinko Hoshi is a half-Vampire hybrid; an abomination. She is a subordinate to Akatsuki and is mentored by Hidan and Kakuzu. Being what she is, Shinko lives her life in constant fear, but when danger is only around the corner, who can she turn to for help? Full-Summary inside. HIDANxOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 186,883 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 8/31/2009 - [Hidan, OC] Kakuzu
Demon Tamer by Verdant Phoenix reviews
As the Fourth Hokage's daughter, Kagome always knew she was different from everyone else. But even she couldnt fully comprehend the power she wielded. The journey of the girl who left her mark on the world and became a legend for generations to come.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,772 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Kagome H., Itachi U.
Lazy Days by IenaellaIris reviews
Kagome Sarutobi and Shikamaru Nara have known each other for as long as the other can remember. Being the kid next door so to speak, but as children grow up so do their emotions. Rated M, for subject matter ch 29 onward
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 67,664 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Kagome H., Shikamaru N.
Smile of Tomorrow by izumichan560 reviews
Sequel to Long Live, Akatsuki. With every action, there are consequences. And with consequence, there is another action. Another year at Shinobi High isn't so easy. Sasofemdei, Kisafemita, Kakuhi, Painko.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,902 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Akatsuki
Chibi Days! Let the random begin! by 1Zara-Uchiha1 reviews
Where the Akatsuki get hit with a unknown jutsu sending them to another world. Sadly Carmen and Luna have to look after them till they find a way back. Many events happen which drive the Akatsuki to their limits. How will the Head Prefect deal with a group of super S-Ranked Ninja-villains in her house? ALSO NEVER GIVE TOBI SUGAR AND HIDAN A STOVE! Hidan x Oc x Deidara. COMPLETED XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,547 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Deidara, Hidan, Pain/Pein, Akatsuki - Complete
Lovely Lil' Darling by v.victory reviews
During a mission, Hinata gets turned into a 5-year old girl. Now Naruto journey's to Suna to ask for Gaara's help who is secretly plotting to get Hinata to marry him once she turns back to normal! XD
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,691 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Gaara, Hinata H.
It Was You, Hinata by Rockrgrl4 reviews
Gaara is the Kazekage. Hinata is Konoha's choice medic sent to Suna temporarily. When these two hearts clash under the threat of impending doom, the threat draws the two closer together than planned. LEMON s in later chapters! Rated M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,452 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Gaara, Hinata H.
I hate you by Ichibi Neko reviews
Deidara's life has been nothing but torture, but everyone has a limit until they break completly. What about Sasori the redhead living the perfect life. Warning: Abuse, rape, cutting, .. Sasodei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,741 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Deidara, Sasori
Changing Destiny by Tanglepelt reviews
The Akatsuki want to know if their goals are achieved, so they perform a jutsu that will bring them someone who knows the future. Enter Aoi Coulter, an American teenager who knows everything about the organization -In the process of being reworked- Old readers, read the new version of this story, since this one is obsolete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 127,087 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki
Broken by Tw33ty JR reviews
She just wanted to be a normal teenage girl going to a normal high school but that was too much to ask; He just wanted to keep his family safe but, of course, there has to be complications... AU -Rating changed to M for language-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,884 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Hinata H., Gaara
Metamorphosis by grainsofsand reviews
Gaara has a mysterious ailment, and an unusual obsession with a certain girl. Read to find out more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,285 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Gaara, Hinata H.
Fun 'n Games At Ouran by ShadowFoxMoon reviews
HOST CLUB X INU For strange reasons Kagome gets sent to Ouran Academy. While there she meets some odd characters who slowly teach her what it feels like to be alive, and without even realizing it her cold heart starts to melt. Mori/Kag
Crossover - Inuyasha & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 219,494 - Reviews: 1260 - Favs: 1,698 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Kagome H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Keep Your Enemies Closer by kariuchiha19 reviews
Sasori and Deidara have known each other for 11 years. Ever since the blonde had moved to town from Tokyo. "You look like a girl." That one statement had started the war...Sasodei. Don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,415 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Sasori, Deidara
My last love letter by 3amtypewriting reviews
Hinata writes a love letter for Naruto but when she sees something she didnt want to see what happens? Will Sai help her renew her feelings for Naruto? Well no he will not. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Hinata H., Sai
Rustling Red Sands by punkish furball reviews
CURRENTLY REVISING! WILL BE REPOSTED! All Kagome could remember is the feel of the wooden puppet clutched in her hand before she was overcome by the sound of the rustling desert sands and a soft raspy voice saying, 'You shouldn't have kept me waiting.' IY/NRO xover.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,524 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Kagome H., Akatsuki
The blondes kite by Deidei-chan111 reviews
This is the story of a mission gone wrong, ending in a death. Is Tobi crazy? Or does Deidara have trouble trusting? Alternate Universe. Shifts point-of-view in first few chapters. Rated T for cursing, blood/gore, and possible sexual elements.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,931 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Deidara, Obito U.
Clay Hearts by anticollision reviews
ăŻăŹă€ăăŒă âŠSakura's life begins to change once her shishou tells her that she needs a break. As soon as her feet step past the gate of her village, a dark cloud begins to form over Konoha. âŠShe soon meets a man who'll change her life for better and worse. -HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 142,383 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Sakura H., Deidara
Awakening desire by akebou reviews
What will happen if the akatsuki zombi team meet the Kakuzu and Hidan from another world? Warning : Lemon and Rape! KakuHidan -not rape, but a bit of molestation-, KakuKaku, JashinHidan and jailersKaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,954 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Stories of a Boy by xxxDuckiexxx reviews
Kakuzu had a mission to find the last Jashanist, but that was only a child. In this story you'll follow Hidan as the Akatsuki raise him, and Kakuzu who have to take care of the little beast! Rated M because of detailed despriction of injuries
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,092 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Kagome's Fun by Plain Ole' Renee reviews
Kagome's bored and so she decides to have fun by bothering Naruto. Funny bits and pieces. Read & Review
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 3,257 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Kagome H., Naruto U.
2 Young 2 Be Mine - KisaIta by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Itachi is 15 and Kisame is 27 but Itachi has a crush on Kisame. Feelings will be tested and rules will be broken as the two play a part in their battle. Kisame will battle to stay neutral while Itachi will battle to make him fall head over heels. Yaoi AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 82,578 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Ice Queen by Raerin-chan reviews
Tenten grows to resent the way her village ignores her all the time, and making herself unbeatable becomes her obsession. However, on a mission monitering two Akatsuki, the hunter soon becomes the hunted. DeidaraxTenten with some NejixTenten...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,361 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Deidara, Tenten
Revenge by Crazy-Psycho-Anime-Lover reviews
Sakura sometimes questioned her sanity. So when she gets kidnapped by two supposedly dead criminals, falls in love with the Kazekage, and gains another voice, she began to realise that she was definately insane...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,879 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Revenge is Sweet by Blue-Eyed-Hime26 reviews
Deidara's heartbroken when he thinks that Sasori's love is only skin deep,but how much does the blonde really know about his boyfrien?Teen drama turns into a drug scandal and lovers limits are tested.Based on a true story,heartbreak warning!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,616 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Deidara, Sasori
The Coexistence of Lilac and Magenta by pretty in orange reviews
A collection of non-related SuigetsuXKarin oneshots. With a few exceptions for child related oneshots. Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 14,804 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Karin U., Suigetsu H.
Butterfly Effect by Stinyx reviews
What ever happens here, will it effect my Future Home? This is the journal of Kagome, and her unusual adventure with a plant... Named Zetsu. Rated a T because of her swearing in journal entries.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Kagome H., Zetsu
Hidan's Eyes by quintupledots915 reviews
The beautiful orbs always shown slightly brighter in Kakuzu's mind. The first day Kakuzu met the man who had these eyes, he was hooked. To his eyes, not body. Slight crack fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,974 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Shards by Katastropheeeee reviews
Shards. Broken pieces were all that was left of him now. The world he had built was crumbling. His mind was declining, descending into madness ...and there was nothing he could do about it. Except perhaps irritate Kakuzu. Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,208 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Summer Camp SasoDei style by AkumaNoDanna reviews
SasoDei. Deidara is sent to a summer camp as his crappy birthday present. Bad language mostly by Hidan, Lemon and I really hate summaries.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,243 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Never Far From You by AkastukiDragon reviews
Deidara has just lost Sasori and all most lost his life, But is saved by Tobi and now Tobi looks after him while he gets better...though Deidara's physical injuries aren't the only thing he is help healing.rated M for later chapter's.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,192 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Deidara, Madara U.
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by Samantha Rice reviews
A story I have adopted from Luzopi. Kagome uncovers a secret and is thrown into the Black Order. When she is found compatible with Innocence, it's just the start of many troubles... Inuyasha Crossover!
Crossover - Inuyasha & D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,784 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Kagome H., Kanda Yuu
Akatsukitties by Valkyrie0Magma reviews
What if the bijuu extraction with Gaara was stopped before it finished? and what if the result sent the akatsuki here...as cats? DeidaraxOc, ItachixOc, SasorixOc, Tobi/MadaraxOc, slight HidaKonaPain. AU. Rated T for language among other things.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 80,631 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Time by Gin no raita wa bara reviews
When you die, no one expects you to actually come back. But then again, not everything is as it seems, ne?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,490 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Deidara, Sasori
Unexpected Savior by kariuchiha19 reviews
Sasori feels heartbroken since his last lover dumped him. He feels like life has no meaning. His friends drag him out and he decides to stop by a club on the beach...where he meets someone less fortunate, who always smiles...SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,493 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
International School of Psychos and Freaks alike by ChellyBellyBeanBag reviews
AU. Not a Highschool fic. Haruno Sakura is an average teenager who happens to be sent to boarding school in Europe away from all she knows. What's this? Her Dad has a secret? How will she cope in this nuthouse she finds herself in?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 126,537 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Sakura H., Deidara
Mishap by LoveShinobi-Angelv reviews
A medical process gone awry. A dark secret. And a whole lot of confusion. Note: Contains OCs
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,774 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Will you save me? by AkumaNoDanna reviews
16 year old Deidara has decided that he'll commit suicide at the age of 18. Sasori, a new student at Dei's high school, is the first one to manage to break into the young male's world. But will it be enough?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,583 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
From Dusk Till Dawn - SasoDei by mysticaldragon11 reviews
My own personal twist to Twilight. Deidara's life is about to change in a big way after his mom remarries and he goes to live with his dad. What could happen in a small town? Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 49,016 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
SasoDei An Unordinary Day by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Sequel to An Ordinary Day. Deidara's parents have finally kicked him out of the house, and with no other place to go, Sasori is more than happy to let Deidara live with him...As long as he stops being a spoilt brat. Collab between Keono and Woolfy
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,231 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
An Unlikely Situation by R.L BlackRose reviews
The Akatsuki base explodes, and they're all left stranded in the middle of nowhere. But their purpose slowly fades away. Why rule the world, anyway? And... what do they do now? Crack with some serious parts. DeiSaku, Pein/Konan, maybe more! [OLD]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,514 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Akatsuki
Fantastic Fridge Fury by Flipspring reviews
There are many things he'll put up with, but this is where he draws the line. Refrigerators. Eyeballs. Priceless porcelain pieces. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
King Me by CloudNineKitty reviews
Sasuke finds a strange rock in his uncle's backyard, and he ends up in a completely different world. where everyone speaks a different language and has a secret of their own. Especially the King. NaruSasu, AU, KakaIru, KisaIta, NejiGaa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,495 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
His Other Side by Aku no Hanabi reviews
Deidara is having emotional problems, and Sasori isnt helping. Rated T for blood, emoness, and Hidan. Warning: I've noticed a lot of people like this story so I think its only fair to warn you it does NOT end happy. Sorry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Deidara, Sasori
Stalker? by hobomara reviews
Deidara notices a stranger is following him home he also watches him go inside, but when he goes to leaves Deidara decides to turn the table.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,674 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Deidara, Sasori
Happy Leaf 2 by Bridge7112 reviews
Currently I have no better idea for a title but I will think of one! They're finally free and out of that crazy rehab, but are they truly free? There's new enemies, new friends, new relationships, and a whole lot of Sasori and Dei doing what they do best.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Deidara, Sasori
Female Facade by Ryo Nightray reviews
A jutsu gone wrong leaves Deidara trapped in the form of a woman, and Sasori must help reverse the change before it's too late. But in these strange circumstances, not only genders change, but hearts too. Contains excitement, sorrow and love. SASODEI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,035 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Deidara, Sasori
The Untold Story of Betrayal by miragechick2 reviews
Tetane Namikaze, the sister of Naruto Uzumaki, the great nine tails, and the daughter of the Fourth Hokage, is taken hostage and is forced out of her will to join Akatsuki by the nortorious Kisame Hoshigaki and Itachi Uchiha. Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 136,090 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Akatsuki, Kisame H.
The Boy With The Onyx Hair by ChikaneUchiha666 reviews
Summary inside fict rated M just in case
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,884 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Kagome H., Sasuke U.
one mistake by Kimu Taiyo reviews
Deidara only wanted a cat. But he got much much more than that. He had been warned. One night he makes a fatal mistake with this cat. He didn't put him in his cage. He wakes up to a wonderful surprise. Will this stay a mistake or evolve into more? DeiSaso
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Sasori, Deidara
Broken Souls by SkyeZ reviews
Hinata has asthma, considered weak by her family. Gaara is considered insane by everyone, living in the mental hospital with other outcasts. Can the volunteer help Gaara? can he help her? And what secrets are they hiding from each other? GaaraXHinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,964 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Death Messages by DupesClause reviews
After Sasori's death, Deidara soon finds himself receiving odd text messages from his dead boyfriend himself. -Character Death- R&R?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Akatsuki owls by madara's lover reviews
The Akatsuki as owls! Itachi must find out why and who turned them into owls.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Akatsuki, Itachi U. - Complete
Tiny White Tampon by LoloxBear reviews
Temari has been through a lot, especially in regards to her family. But no amount of missions and training could have prepared her for the day when Gaara discovered her tampons.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Kimi ga tame by Kirei-Tachibana reviews
Dedara want to find a new way to please his danna. Rated M for later chapters. Sasodei. also... One of the chapters will have nothing to do with this BTW... a bit of Naruto o 3o not... Bleh forget it xD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Deidara, Sasori
Byblis by KarasuKimi reviews
Some children were born out of love. The Sabaku Twins were born out of consequence. -AU Narutoverse- /Live!Yondaime â Konoha!Gaara/ -Non-Massacre-
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,361 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Kagome H., Gaara
Happy Leaf by Bridge7112 reviews
Basically rehab, metal illness, alcholic, drug addict you name it. Sasori finds himself there, and for some strange reason attracted to his roommate. Will the two be able to help each other out and over come their illnesses? Sasori's POV
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 58,970 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Retake! Make Our Future by CreCre reviews
A life with four kids? Sasori and Deidara didn't plan it. They didn't plan on this, or the fact that having kids will change them forever. In what ways, though? -setinthefuture-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,691 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Sasori, Deidara
School of special's by WolfFrenzy5 reviews
Seventeen yearold Sasori Akasuna is forced to go to a homosexual school thats his grandmother is sending him to.One problem though, he isn't gay. What happens when Deidara Iwa, Fifteen, decides to turn Sasori gay? Rated M in case. reveiw or no updates.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,999 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Sasori, Deidara
Something Blue by CherryNekoChan reviews
COMPLETE. Their entire friendship was started because of a tiny bottle of Nail Polish. Then, that friendship slowly became something so much more. A story of One-Shots surrounding a former Clan heir and a young priestess that changed everything. Ita/Kag
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 121,636 - Reviews: 1267 - Favs: 1,264 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Kagome H., Itachi U. - Complete
A Year to Remember by Katsuki Shizenno reviews
When Kakuzu, Hidan and Sasori suddenly find themselves in modern-day Tokyo battling evil witches and the perils of regular life what are they to do? Plus Hidan's got a secret. When Kakuzu and Sasori pry it out of him they're shocked. More 14 than M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 51 - Words: 54,630 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Horrors of Orange Juice by Ink Reservoir reviews
Kankuro's eyes drifted from Gaara's expressionless face to Temari, who looked more evil than usual, to the glass of orange juice on the counter.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Sand Rebirth by Verdant Phoenix reviews
Kagome has a major problem. Her son is in love with her and she might just so happen to be in love with him back.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,076 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Kagome H., Gaara
Forgotten Promise by Errers reviews
Deidara tells Sasori he's moving. They make a promise to never forgot each other. Deidara's parents die in a car crash. 7 years later Deidara comes back but finds that Sasori forgot about him and tries to make Sasori remember him. Will he fail or not?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Sasori, Deidara
Long Live, Akatsuki by izumichan560 reviews
Nothing is ever normal in the Akatsuki. Welcome to Shinobi High School. AU Japan High School PeinKo, Kisafem!ita, Sasofem!dei, slight Kakuhi, and previous Hifem!dei. Completed, sequel's up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 71,983 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Can I Love You? by Akari's Blood reviews
Dei-kun's a new student. Sasori's questioning who he really is. Will they fall for each other on their own, or will meddlesome friends push them together?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,919 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Admit it by StrictlyNaruto18 reviews
Sasori just won't admit that he liked Deidara in 'that way'.Hidan tries to get Sasori jealous 'for his own good'.But when pursuing his plan, Hidan learned more about the blonde than he should have and, falls for him? Sasori won't go down without a fight.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,518 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Akatsuki Use a Teen by AkatsukiOfNight reviews
Anoko is a huge Akatsuki fan and would give anything to meet them, but a sudden event happens that throws she into the naruto world. I do not own Naruto only my characters. DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,209 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - [Deidara, OC] Akatsuki
Pickup lines by Faux Princess reviews
COMPLETE "My dear Hinata-san, did you just fart?" "I beg your pardon?" was Hinata's indignant reply. "It's because you're beauty and presence just blew me away." Was Sai's reply. SaiHina. adopted by Echo Uchiha!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,401 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Sai, Hinata H. - Complete
I Quirk You by living on reviews
Sometimes, it's okay to go ahead and just ask the horrid question of 'Why do you do that' KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
What happened to all mighty by madara's lover reviews
a small staory about Madara/Tobi and Deidara. Rated T to be safe. You can find me on DeviantArt as majortobifan20 as well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
To Be Lazy by obsidianLight16 reviews
Sasori tried to help Deidara when it came to his hot chocolate addiction, but now the tables are turned. Deidara worries for his friend's laziness as he tries to get the others in their apartment to help with this problem. Modern AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,231 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Caller IDK by Orange Sherbet reviews
"Sir, is your refrigerator running?" "It was, but then I broke both it's legs." In which Ino and Sakura discover the joy of prank calling.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,761 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Oath by EmbraceDiversity reviews
'What If' AU. "We'll love each other. We don't need anyone else. No one else matters but us. I'll protect you from them, from ALL of them." GaaHina, some NejiHina, SasuHina if you squint.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,439 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
YouTube by ToniMizukiPrime reviews
The Akatsuki members were looking over a website Tobi found in his...uh...laptop. First fic of mine, One shot, Humor, and rated K plus for mild language
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Obito U., Akatsuki - Complete
A This ends here sort of battle by R.L BlackRose reviews
This is the story of what happens when Disney lets Phineas and Ferb run into the time-slot for Naruto. PURE UNDILUTED CRACK! [OLD]
Crossover - Naruto & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Sasuke U., Dr. Doofenshmirtz
SCARS by LalaMoped reviews
To most people, being kidnapped by the Zombie Brothers would be a bad thing. She wasn't most people, and there was no way her life could get worse, anyway. - HidanOCKakuzu - Beware of swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,938 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu, OC - Complete
DeiSaso Winter Break by Warrior-of-Riverclan reviews
Sasori and Deidara meet each other at the beginning of their Winter Break. Over the course of such a short time, the redhead finds himself swept up in the blonde more than he would have ever imagined possible. DeiSaso smut oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,137 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
A puppet masters secret by alexisamidnightrunner reviews
-YAOI- Sasori needs to tell that someone he loves him, but how when theres no way his partner feels the same.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,705 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Sasori, Deidara
Hey Danna, Hey Dei by izumichan560 reviews
"I think about you a lot." "You're the reason I can't sleep." "Love you Danna. I love you." "Sorry Deidara. I love you." Sasodei, angst, happy ending. :D
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Hesitant Facade by Arcanee reviews
Suki is sent out on a boring mission from her Superior; But will she end up becoming friends with the ones she was spying on? Maybe even a bit more than friends..? What happens when her past comes back to haunt her; Will she screw up the mission too?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,575 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H.
Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow by Blue-Eyed-Hime26 reviews
Hidan comes home one night with a pout on his face and a skip missing from his step. Kakuzu wonders what keeps the Jashinist's mind reeling at night. And when Hidan finally confides in him, the two know that fate is on their side. Not my best summary - -"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Love, Friendship, Family, Life by monkey-is-licking-my-face-OMG reviews
I seriously suck ass at summaries. Basically, Sasori finds out he has a daughter and brings her back to the Akatski. The story will be MUCH better then this summary trust me! lol Couples - DeiXSaso, OCXOC, slight PeiXKona WARNING YAOI AND A BIT OF YURI!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,029 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Deidara, Sasori
Gone by IDontWannaBeInLove reviews
It's amazing how fast you are, Sasori no Danna. One minute you're here with me, then the next, you're gone. But, two can play at that game, Sasori. One minute I was there and so were you, but now, I'm gone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Prone To Death by triggerspec reviews
Jacueline was a girl who strolled down an alleyway and came out into Hidan's scythe. Her random appearance and simple talent flashes money signs in Kakuzu's head. Is this girl really just a glutton for punishment, or does she have reason for this torture?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,208 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Tempest by Nidia.Ceylon reviews
Beneath the surface, where men dare not glance exists a timeless; soulless race. Consume the human; take their soul. She saved him twice. What makes you human; it is your thoughts, actions, or a soul? She wasn't human; but he was falling in love with her.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,553 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Kagome H., Jiraiya
Call Me Danna by Uchiha Padfoot reviews
A short story about Deidara's first nights in the Akatsuki and how he came to call Sasori "Danna"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,501 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Living in the Desert, Oneshots under 1500 words by Ari-the-Writer reviews
Random Gaara/Kagome oneshots. Each "chapter" is a oneshot. Unless indicated in the author's note, none of the stories are related. All oneshots here will be under 1000 words. Rated M for possible occasional lemons.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Kagome H., Gaara - Complete
The Truth Behind lies by kariuchiha19 reviews
Sasori is a normal 17 year old teen. Or so he thought. Two weeks before he reaches 18, his friends start acting weird. What the hell is going on? Sasodei. Don't like don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,747 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Birds still Cry by R.L BlackRose reviews
When the insanity that's gripped him for seven years is cured by a stranger, Deidara feels lost. And then he meets Sakura. [OLD]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 65,208 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Sakura H., Deidara
Tears by MidnightMusic96 reviews
After the battle with Shikamaru, Hidan awakes to find himself underground, but still alive. All he wants is his Kakuzu and he'll do anything to get him back. KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Confinement Insanity by hotaru-darkness01 reviews
What happens when Deidara gets stuck in an elevator with Tobi? Will they ever get out or will Deidara lose his mind? Rated T for profanity , violence, light lime references, and a hint of Pein X Konan. Crackfic.Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Nothing But You by One More Thing reviews
AU Inu/Kag Inuyasha is sentenced to do community service hours for ten weeks. He sees the same girl everyday, but the problem is: she can't see him. In fact, she can't see anything.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 137,817 - Reviews: 1926 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Black Heart by DeidaraLuvr7000 reviews
A GaaHina Story. Caution: Hinata will be OOC and Gaara will be pretty much the same, until I say that he'll be OOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 18,388 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Gaara, Hinata H.
Adopting an SClass criminal! by ArtIsABangDeidaraLove4ever reviews
On a dare, I have to adopt the bloodthirsty criminal, Madara Uchiha from a Chibi Adoption Agency, The Den. Considering I'm still alive and functioning, I'll tell you all about it. Let the madness of everyday living ensue. T for some swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 46,215 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Deidara, Madara U.
It's So Obvious! by Uchiha B reviews
The choice was obvious... wasn't it? Inuyasha/Naruto crack!drabble, Implied Sasuke/Kagome/Neji, Implied Naruto/Kagome
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Kagome H., Naruto U., Neji H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Once Bitten by Nidia.Ceylon reviews
They discovered a castle filled with people enthroned by thorns; they thought it was legend until one pricked his finger and awoke an age old curse. There are some things worse than rogue Uchiha and more monstrous than Chakra Beasts. -Discontinued-
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,349 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Kagome H. - Complete
Water by yin-flames reviews
In which Karin realises a few things about Suigetsu's water abilities...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Suigetsu H., Karin U. - Complete
Art is a BANG! by Lyvain reviews
Deidara finds Tobi to be annoying, however when they're alone and Tobi makes a move Deidara can't help but feel a little...flustered? Warning: YAOI boyxboy don't like don't read, TxD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Obito U., Deidara
The Next Hokage by Ari-the-Writer reviews
She hated being given power, yet circumstance dictated she have it. Even in another world, she will become the next Hokage.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 107 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Kagome H. - Complete
The Forbidden Fruit by Keono reviews
Sasori was a normal prince, dealing with the normal hardships of life when he gets his own servant for his birthday. But things don't always go as plan for the certain duo. Yaoi in later chapters, torture, and other stuff that I forgot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 60 - Words: 147,977 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Siblings of the Sand by ancient-relic reviews
When Kagome shows up with her elusive Cell 13, she is the bearer of a few rather important secrets. One of them ties her to Gaara, and thus, Suna. The other, much more dangerous, keeps her forever on the run away from everyone and everything. REWRITE IN PROGRESS
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,903 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 4/26/2007 - [Kagome H., Naruto U.] Inuyasha, Gaara
Don't speak by Kane the DFWM Seme reviews
Hidan has made a horrible mistake, one that breaks Kakuzu. Konan doesn't regret this though... KakuHi & HiKona! For my baby Prepare your tissues and take off your eye makeup. SongFic
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Dear Diary by ArtIsABangDeidaraLove4ever reviews
Life burns. It twists and pulls and radiates pain. A Tobi Mask for Christmas doesn't help.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Obito U. - Complete
Who Cares? by TotalTownie reviews
"Tobi just wants to know why Deidara-senpai is unhappy. After all, it is his birthday-" "Huh? Tobi...You knew?" (For Dei's birthday)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Who Says? by Ari-the-Writer reviews
Who says I can't be both?
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,087 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 57 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Kagome H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Countless Stars by Chibi Chidori reviews
They met as children at a playground and have been inseparable ever since. They've shared all their memories with each other, the good and the bad. But enemy threats start straining their relationship and Naruto gets captured. What is one to do? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,683 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Ceramic by mitsukai reviews
Hyuuga Hinata, full-time college student, wondered briefly how she ended up with this eccentric pottery teacher when all she wanted was to complete her fine arts credits. AU, one-sided DeiHina. HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Hinata H., Deidara
A Shinobi Tale by Aryabloodlust reviews
Kagome's been gone for ten years and now is finally able to return to her beloved home in the far to sea land of ninja's. With hope of seeing her father and old friends, will love spark in old friends? There's more than just her friends life at stake.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 57 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Kagome H., Shikamaru N.
Toy by Nosuka chan reviews
Sesshoumaru has gone 500 years without his love Kagome, and only has a small Inu toy to keep her memory alive. But what will he do when he meets the one who he loves again? Sess/Kag oneshot not my best ik :P
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Kagome H., SesshĆmaru - Complete
Clear as Mud by Nidia.Ceylon reviews
She was spacey. He was a free spirit, literally. She was in her right time. He was out of time. Kagome wondered how she came to be haunted by a Ninja ghost. -Discontinued-
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Kagome H., Itachi U.
Rainwater by pretty in orange reviews
Karin's dreaming about him... but he's already there... Suika. T for suggestive themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Suigetsu H., Karin U. - Complete
Akatsuki Oneshots! by K-YanNyako reviews
All Akatsuki one-shot songfic collection. Songs vary, as do the pairings, although the pairings repeat. Oopsy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,995 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Obito U., Deidara
Remember Me Always by Anythingsomethingwhatever reviews
Sasori meets a blonde ghost. The blonde pleads him to help him recover his memories. Because he can't remember how he died. Time goes on, and sasori finds out about the blonde's past and never tells him...What will happen next? SasoDei Shounen-Ai
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,379 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Sasori, Deidara
Nothing Left but Goodbye by One More Tragedy reviews
There was nothing left for him here. He chose to run away. What he didn't choose was to be Akatsuki. Escaping this hell won't be so easy, especially with a nin with a swirly orange mask on your ass all the time.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,375 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Deidara, Obito U.
SasoDei Home Sweet Home by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Guardian Angels aren't the only things watching you while you're asleep. Deidara has moved into a new house, which everyone claims to be haunted. The blonde doesn't believe his friends, but what will happen if it turns out that they are actually correct?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,687 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Heartstrings by Nidia.Ceylon reviews
Temari told him to find a girl; but she didn't think Kankuro would resort to romancing a puppet. Of course, he didn't expect this puppet to be cursed and suddenly awaken to call him a pervert. -Discontinued-
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,240 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 67 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Kagome H., Kankuro - Complete
All Or Nothing by Stelera Kinsman reviews
Itachi has found new allies in another realm. When the Uchiha goes off on 'business' leaving Deidara in the hands of the wolf demon tribe, what happens when the artist slips right through Kouga's fingers and falls into a certain half-demon's lap? InuDei
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 126,030 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Inuyasha, Deidara - Complete
To A Different Beat by MonAmiToujours reviews
There he was, literally dancing to the beat of his own drum. There she was, dressed for winter in the middle of summer. Hinata always liked different, and Deidara always liked strange. DeiHina drabble, AU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Deidara, Hinata H. - Complete
Artistic People May Dance by xXGoody Not-So-Great MeXx reviews
Sucky title but the oneshot is basically about how Konan is worried she won't get a date the dance and knows all her friends have dates soooo...yeah! I don't want to spoil the surprise but the pairings are SasoSaku, ShikaTayuya, NaruHina, and Konanx? :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Deidara, Konan - Complete
The Great Penguin and Bamboo War by marigoldmystery528 reviews
You think leading the Akatsuki is easy? Think again. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Nagato U., Konan - Complete
Broken by Rein Mikazuki reviews
Even the strongest of spirits break when they are in hell long enough. For a certain immortal Jashinist hell is the pit Shikamaru left him in, he swears revenge but what happens when he begins to question himself? And how does Shikamaru handle this?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,031 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Hidan, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Dawn by Virivie reviews
"I'm Kisame, and as you already know, this is Itachi. We are Akatsuki and you are coming with us." KagomexAkatsuki
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,501 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Kagome H., Akatsuki
Akatsuki Girl Trouble by Silverstonedragon reviews
Deidara goes to sleep one night after wishing he were a girl so Tobi would love him.Now he is a girl.Will he turn back,or will he stay a girl?Will Tobi love him?TobiDeiPlease enjoy.Rewrite in progress
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,525 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Fish by teal duck reviews
'Certain fish have the ability to change their sex and carry young when it is not typical of their sex.' Ok sooo, this is an mpreg. An Akatsuki mpreg. It's also a KisaIta fic⊠you figure it out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,664 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
This Means War by Nice-Pants-Dude reviews
SasoDei Sasori's a man whore. Deidara's the innocent, sexy new boy. Sasori wants Deidara. Deidara doesn't want Sasori cus he's a man whore. yes, it's very interesting. MAN WHORE SASORI FTW! 8DDDDDD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,436 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Sasori, Deidara
Age Isn't nothing but a Number by Hinata6 reviews
A lot has happen in the two years since Naruto has left for his training but the biggest thing that has happened is the relationship between Kakashi and Hinata. One question which has yet to be answered by the two, does age really matter? KakaHina,SaiHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,387 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Hinata H., Kakashi H. - Complete
SasoDei Inhumanity by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Sasori is going to a new school, where he just doesn't quite fit in, for a reason. But what will happen when a blonde creature by the name of Deidara becomes intrigued by their differences, and will their relationship turn to love?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,993 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Daddy Dearest by Nidia.Ceylon reviews
She would always be daddy's little girl, and he would always be her hero no matter how much wrong he did.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,567 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 112 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Kagome H., Madara U. - Complete
Purity by A Dangerous Notion reviews
Kagome doesn't want to join another war. All she wants is peace. But since when has the Black Order taken, "No," for answer.
Crossover - Inuyasha & D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,390 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Kagome H.
A collection of Naruto drabbles by Deidei-chan111 reviews
Naruto watching Sai and discovers Sais strange passion for an inanimate object
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Naruto U., Sai
Jubi by ArtIsABangDeidaraLove4ever reviews
A freaky nightmare I had about the one and only Ten Tailed Demon. I've tried to summarize it as best as I could, so please enjoy my torment, and I love reviewers!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Complete
Love Me, Sakura by Eternal Icicle reviews
Sakura was hurt by the loss of her team. She didn't want to get close to anyone else in case she lost them too but with a ninja as persistent as Kankuro, it's harder to stay away than she thought. KankxSaku Rating may go up later
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,131 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Kankuro, Sakura H.
The Sandbox by CherryNekoChan reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. AU ish- Gaara was not always alone in his childhood. A little girl named Sakura braved the rumors surrounding the boy and played with the redhead...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Time After Time by Nidia.Ceylon reviews
In which Madara achieved victory and Kagome was left to pick up the pieces of a very big mess. It seemed like the hatred ran deeper than anyone had ever imagined. The past had been repeating for far too long.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,732 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Kagome H., Naruto U. - Complete
Angel's Shouldn't Cry by Mizuno-Suzuka reviews
"A..AngâŠ" I needed to joke with her, to lessen the tension in her eyes. Ino always hated my jokes, she told me they were corny and unnecessary. I agreed with her. But the laughter in her eyes was to precious to me for me to stop. Inoxchoji, One Shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2010 - ChĆji A., Ino Y. - Complete
Don't Drop The Soap! by keikopanda102 reviews
Hidan gets sent to a very unique jail where he meets a bunch of new people. It all seems ok until shower time... Now Hidan needs some serious protection for his ass! KakuHidan. Other Akatsuki pairings as well. AU um... warning: Yaoi and MPreg. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 51 - Words: 119,940 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Battle Of The Bands by EstelleYS reviews
Itachi, Deidara, Hidan and Tobi are in a band named Akaku , and Kisame, Sasori, Kakuzu and Zetsu are band members of Tsukisa . With Konan and Pein as managers of each band respectively, what's going to happen when both bands go on a group tour together?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,093 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Akatsuki Do Yoga by Keono reviews
What happens when Pein forces all of Akatsuki to do Yoga? A LOT CAN HAPPEN! rated for language and suggested themes! hint of SasoDei... well more then a hint but you get it! Enjoy! Now edited!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
I'm Sorry, but I need a Cloak First by Lil' DeiDei reviews
Naruto Shippuden 122: They all have cloaks. Why? Naruto will not fight the Akatsuki until Tsunade gives him a cloak, and Sasuke is determined not to lose to Itachi in any way, so Team Hebi must have cloaks too. Parody. No Pairings!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Mitsukai by kira-chan's imagination reviews
Konan is pregnant after she promised herself she couldnât be. How will Pein take the news? Does this baby even have a chance to see the world around it? PeinxKonan Rated M for certain reasons. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,086 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan
Into the Fire by Arrina-san reviews
Highschool AU. It's a new year in a new school for Deidara. And persistent enemies, crazy students and teachers and overall bad luck warmly welcome him. But despite all the bad luck, something good has to happen once in a whileâŠright? SasoDei and others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 147,192 - Reviews: 1278 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Desert Blossom by Aphiria reviews
Sakuraâs accepted a mission to help Suna with an unknown illness that has affected a handful of its villagers. And all Kankurou has to do is watch over her while sheâs in his city. It should be easy. Right? Kan/Saku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 112,902 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Sakura H., Kankuro - Complete
Timeless by dandy wonderous reviews
Hinata has a wish: to save one of Deidara's masterpieces forever. But this proves to be harder than it sounds. Au, DeiHina. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,530 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Hinata H., Deidara - Complete
Skin asks for pleasure first by Insomniac-A-Go-Go reviews
This is practically raining lemons! A heartless puppet master, a feisty blonde and a near death experience -what do you get? YAOI, DeiXSaso, smut, characters basically all over each other. Sombre undertone & dark plot -full description/warnings inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,244 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
The Devil's Whisper by gaia-of-earth reviews
Sakura is a Psychiatrist for a mental hospital for the Konoha Hospital who then gets moved to her dream job in the Suna Hospital for the Criminally Insane to take care of a very dangerous patient named Gaara. WARNING! Sasuke bashing!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 191,323 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
click click slide by zombiee girl reviews
the power goes out in the akatsuki headquarters and zetsu tells a scary story. T for cussing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Deidara, Zetsu - Complete
The Two Puppet Masters by vampress hottie reviews
R and R i dont own Naruto or Inuyasha Kagome is new to the school, Sasori is popular, they're both puppet masters, but is love in the air? What happens when Kagome get's kidnapped by Orochimaru? Will their love be able to survive this difficult trial?
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,027 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Kagome H., Sasori
The Luckless Liars by WhirledPeace reviews
Deidara has two major secrest he doesn't think matter, but when he is forced to acknowledge what exactly he is, how can he deal? Can he keep his secrets much longer? SasoDei, MAJOR TobiDei, side pairings: KakuHidan, maybe KisaIta. Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,566 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Read My Mind by WhirledPeace reviews
A TobixDei, yaoi story, based on the song Read My Mind by The Killers. Deidara is getting over his complicated relationship with Sasori after his old master's death, but what happens when more complications arise because of Tobi? Can they work it through?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,831 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Obito U., Deidara
Loving Him by HeartBeatFailure-x reviews
Saso-X-Dei! No good at summaries. It's just about Sasori n' Dei struggling to deal with how they feel for eachother n' stuffs. R&R please! First Fic -yikes- (update: this is old and should probably contain various warnings for abuse, swearing etc).
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 63,704 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Koibito by Densetsuno Youko reviews
The two noble families of Konoha, Hyuuga and Uchiha, have always shared a silent rivalry. A relationship between the two were frowned upon. Too bad Kagome doesn't understand the meaning of 'no' and Itachi had never been one to follow rules. ItaKag!
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 70,068 - Reviews: 1385 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Kagome H., Itachi U.
Roaring Wind by Miss Itachi Uchiha reviews
Konan and Itachi go on a little date, then it takes a dive for the worst. Literally. a little OOC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Kisame H., Konan - Complete
Sculpting for Dummies by demonrubberducky reviews
chap. 362 spoilers Deidara finds himself in trouble, and it's up to Tobi to come to his rescue. Just how far is he willing to go for his sempai, especially when Deidara doesn't want to be saved? TobiDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 95,977 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Mirrored by aBoOm-Un reviews
It was strange, the way that they were together. Drabble, KisaKonan
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Kisame H., Konan - Complete
That's why by carlmuz reviews
Konan was hurt after hearing the conversation between the other members of the Akatsuki and seeks comfort on her dead friend. Unknown to her, there is still someone who cared about her. Rated for Hidan's foul language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Konan, Kisame H. - Complete
Phobia by aBoOm-Un reviews
Konan doesnât fear pain. She doesnât fear death. No, what she really fears is something entirely ridiculous⊠[Slight OOCness]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Konan, Kisame H. - Complete
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The Longwinded Biography of a God reviews
...in which many things happen to one Karkat Vantas, which include dying, getting kissed, eating cinnamon, and other curious shenanigans in that order.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,323 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Karkat V.
Plastic Soul reviews
He was turned into a doll and set on a high shelf where no one could reach him. But this doll wouldn't stay put, and red became a very common color. sober!Gamzee, oneshot.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Gamzee M. - Complete
Creative Torture reviews
John shakes my shoulder and brings me back from my world. He gestures to the box with a smile. "Don't you want to see what's inside?"
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
Footsteps reviews
"Hollow whispers, meaningless screams, they all add to my solitude. No one wants to come near the bipolar psionic freak. No one wants to risk death."
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Sollux C. - Complete
Clockwork Lullaby reviews
"Where are the stars for the sky? The clockwork will sing you a lullaby. And someday I'll teach you to run; And someday you'll teach me to fly..."
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
Red Dragons and Paper Cranes reviews
Eternity is a long time, Danna. I'd love it if you were fleeting. Maybe then I wouldn't cry whenever I see you there... It's quite hard to smile when I know you won't see it. Stupid guy, stupid woman, stupid trucks... DAMN IT, WHY WON'T YOU WAKE UP?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Airborne reviews
I love flying. I always have, ever since I was little. When I was actually able to understand what a bird was and what it could do, I was hooked. But I'm not just hooked now. I'm obsessed. And it would lead to far worse things...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Deidara - Complete
