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Joined Apr 6, 2010, id: 2316579, Profile Updated: Apr 9, 2012
Author has written 4 stories for Death Note, Naruto, and Durarara!!/デュラララ!!.

I can't be bothered writing stuff about my self!!! But since I know you guys wanna hear this I will tell you stuff!!! :D

Well first thing you need to know is that I'm awesome

My favourite colour is green

My favourite bands: are Linkin Park, Mindless self indulgence, Fall out boy, Sum 41, my chemical romance, Basshunter, Hollywood Undead, Evanescence, Breaking benjamin and alot more I just can't remember them right now.

Anime's I like: Bleach, Black Cat, Darker than Black, No. 6, Mirai Nikki, Deadman Wonderland, Nabari, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Naruto, Naruto Shippuuden, Angel Beats, Death Note, Elfen Lied, Highschool of the Dead, Higurashi, Hetalia, Durarara, Air Gear, Ouran Highschool Host Club, Digimon, Pokemon, Final Fantasy 7 movie (if that counts), Tales from Earthsea, Apple Seed, Spirted away, Soul Eater, Kuroshitsuji.

My name is...

I am 13 years old

If any of my many, many fans wanna email me to tell me anything awesome heres my email hobomara@

youtube account: epicbuyadweeb http://www.youtube.com/user/epicbuyadweeb#p/a

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ...

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

You laugh because I'm different...

I laugh cause I just farted!

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?

'Hold my purse.'

Men are like bank accounts.

Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

What you call dog with no legs?

Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the fuck is the ceiling.

I love you, you love me,

Barney gave me HIV,

It started with a hug,

and ended on the floor,

I was raped by a DINOSAUR

Put this on your page if you've ever been raped by a dinosaur!!! LOL

...l Put this on your
l...l page if you have
l...O.l ever pushed a
l...l door that said pull.
l...l

'''( \ / )'''
(=O.O=)
( " ) ( " )

This is the evil plot bunny.
Copy and paste him onto your profile to help him achieve world domination.

pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"

Guidelines of life:

not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.

not talk to fictional characters in public.

not answer fictional characters in public.

not talk to inanimate objects in public.

not go out in public.

6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.

7.Note expressions.

8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.

9.Floor is slippery when wet.

10.Lake is slippery when dry.

11.Only talk to strangers you know.

12.Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all.

13.For legal purposes be sure to delete above note.

14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.

15.Kill them for security purposes.

16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.

17.Make a scene whenever humanly possible.

18.The men in white coats are not your friends.

19.Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.

20.When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket.

21.Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning.

22.Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.

23.Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.

24.Always remember, um... um... Damn.

25.Train army of flying monkeys.

26.Goldfish don't like milk.

not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.

28.Find out who invented the word "pianist".

29.People are staring at you.

act insane.

31.People are weird, but not as weird as me.

not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth.

33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.

34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experiance. Do this as much as possible.

'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding.

36.Never pet a burning dog.

37.Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka.

38.Naked men dig parkas.

39.Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.

know what would look good on you?

41.Immolated cockroaches.

42.Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug.

43.The size of Danny DeVito.

44.Making an amusing facial expression. Like this.

45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.

46.Stalking is fun. Do it more.

47.Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!"

matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world.

49.That way is rum.

50.Constipated people don't give a sh-t.

cannot kill the snow.

53.The snow can kill you.

54.Grass can also kill you.

55.The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms...

56.Catch and castrate leprechaun.

57.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say.

58.Staple paper in the middle of the page.

case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.

are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that.

61.Pretend to be so around the n00bs.

not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon.

63.Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?

64.Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork.

65.Remember to kill HIM...

66.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.

67.Note reactions. Avoid parents.

68.The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.

69.Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice.

70.Hide the bodies, otherwise people ask embarrassing questions.

the evidence.

72.But not if it's broken glass.

73.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run.

not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids.

75.Disregard last note.

76.Note reactions.

77.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.

78.Stock up on ball point pens.

79.Learn to fly. Tell no one.

80.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.

not stick fingers into blender.

82.Blender... Bad... Ouch.

83.Blood loss is bad.

84.Find way to re-attatch fingers.

85.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.

86.Answer every question with a question.

87.Ask people what gender they are.

88.Note reactions.

89.Refer to people as "mortal".

90.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me.

91.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.

92.Start by drowning them in fire ants.

93.Find the creators of pop-up messages.

94.Kill them.

95.Brutally.

96.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination.

97.Dunk head in boiling water.

98.Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7.

99.Gullible IS written on the ceiling!

100.Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Break my Heart I break your neck

Flying is easy just throw yourself at the floor and miss (Not responsible for any injuries sustained from throwing self at floor)

Sometimes violence is the only way to get what you want.

Life isn't passing me by it's trying to run me over

I know I seem mean but it's because I don't like you.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Therapist = The/rapist...scary thought

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

If life hands you lemons today, smile and give thanks. Then, when life isn't looking, give him a quick knee to the groin. That'll teach 'em.

"Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?"

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity,

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Amatures built the ark. Professionals built the titanic...(and look how that turned out)

Those who dont learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

There's nothing wrong with talking to random objects, its when they start to talk back that you need to worry.

Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.

Who ever says 'as easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried to.

It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.

I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert.

The voices in my head don't like you.

My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems

Some people are like slinkies...they're not good for anything but it's fun to watch them fall down the stairs.

You can't make somebody love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope for the best!

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!

The statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you! Yup, it's me.

Growing older is mandatory. Growing up is optional!

Cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it.

You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never have.

According to the latest figures, 43 percent of all statistics are utterly worthless.

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

Tell the truth and run.

Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to.

Friends come, and friends go, but enemies accumulate. Just like rubbish does.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

Generally, generalizations are wrong.

Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.

If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.

We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we perceive reality.

If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.

A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.

Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.

Cynics are made, not born.

Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!!

Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!!

Boys: can’t live with em, and it’s illegal to shoot em.

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Heh. I'm looking forward to regretting this.

I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?

It's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it.

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together

If a Turtle lost it's shell, is it homeless or naked?

If your name is Will, and you´re in the army, do you get worried when people say "fire at will"?

Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

A boy gave a girl 12 roses and one fake one and said "I will love you until the last rose dies"

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

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So Overrated by Nata Yoh reviews
Each day, enduring hours of sleepless night and torture, how far would you go to protect someone you love? Deidara is just a freak in school with not one friend. Sasori is one of the popular guys that's loved by everybody. Rape, Abuse, Sasodei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,892 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 73 - Updated: Sep 2, 2012 - Published: Feb 21, 2011 - Deidara, Sasori
Favourite Style by YamiKoi reviews
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The Chronicles of Aishiteru Academy, Book 2 by Gaara's Himitsu reviews
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Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,469 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 149 - Updated: Aug 11, 2012 - Published: Dec 16, 2009 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
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The Artist and The Student by AnimeYaoiFangirl100 reviews
New in California thanks to his parents' death he is taken in by his uncle but asks his uncle's rival to be his teacher. What will Deidara do when his Uncle Haki finds out that Sasori Akasuna is teaching Deidara art? Story is better than the summary.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,471 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: Jun 2, 2012 - Published: Apr 3, 2011 - Deidara, Sasori
Behind The Masks by The Shonen-Ai and Yaoi Goddess reviews
Out for drinks, Eames decides it's high time that he breaks that mask Arthur always wears. ArthurxEames, probably OOC
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: May 30, 2012 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Eames was bored by RoseEmily reviews
Boredom drives Eames to do things that have... interesting results. The original story idea came from another fic, so kudos for the writer and sorry I couldn't find you again.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,776 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: Apr 17, 2012 - Eames, Arthur - Complete
Dangerous Dreams by InsaneAndHappyAboutIt reviews
Eames will never miss an opportunity to mess with Arthur...especially when that involves dreams. Warning-MATURE SEXUAL CONTENTS/ M/M I hope you enjoy and please let me know what you think! Thank you in advance!
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,639 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: Apr 15, 2012 - [Arthur, Eames] - Complete
Gambling by mcnasty-filth reviews
Eames finally seduces Arthur. PWP, explicit slash, language - not for the kiddies. Reviews welcomed.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,755 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: Mar 25, 2012 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Summer Camp SasoDei style by AkumaNoDanna reviews
SasoDei. Deidara is sent to a summer camp as his crappy birthday present. Bad language mostly by Hidan, Lemon and I really hate summaries.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,243 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 59 - Updated: Mar 6, 2012 - Published: Jun 16, 2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Opposite ends of the spectrum by Ambyrawrawr reviews
Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate - Sigmund Freud. Rated M for yaoi and language.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 51 - Words: 43,531 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 98 - Updated: Feb 9, 2012 - Published: Aug 17, 2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Sounds Like The Beginning by Lunar Orphan reviews
Sasori's new neighbor won't stop making noise and the landlord is blaming Sasori! The redhead gets kicked out of his apartment and foreces Deidara to let him move in with him, as the blonde is the cause of his homelessness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,111 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 33 - Updated: Jan 29, 2012 - Published: Jun 18, 2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Four Boys and Two Beds by Black Lighted Clouds reviews
Matt/Scott, Pedro/Jamie. Jamie and Scott overhear a conversation between Matt and Pedro and events follow that force some confessions out. Rated M for later chapters chapter four right now and another one later on! .
Power of Five series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,499 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: Jan 24, 2012 - Published: Apr 2, 2010 - Complete
All The Pain by StopandWatch reviews
Deidara, Orochimaru's Slave broken and torn he starts living with Sasori his new master that makes him happy along with the new house he's living in, but nothing good last forever, right? Rated M, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,599 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 27 - Updated: Jan 22, 2012 - Published: Sep 22, 2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Addiction by TheCasualNerd reviews
YAOI/'I want to shatter him into tiny pieces again' 'To break the poor boy, till he begs me to stop' This time he didn't bother to hold back his loud crazy fit of laughter as he walked down the street, smirking, 'this is going to be fun '
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,041 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 109 - Updated: Jan 17, 2012 - Published: Jan 10, 2011 - Masaomi K., Izaya O. - Complete
Suicide on the Line by Teiden reviews
Sasori is a suicide hotline operator who didnt expect much of his job. But when a depressed teen named Deidara calls his line, he falls into a twisted plot. Trying to pull Deidara out of the dark world of the city, can things stay stable? SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 170,729 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 158 - Updated: Jan 10, 2012 - Published: Jun 19, 2010 - Sasori, Deidara
Marionette by Ambyrawrawr reviews
'Matt could feel the strings embedded in his hands and wrapped around his feet, forcing his limbs to move against his will no matter how hard he struggled.' MxM Violence, rape and all things horrible.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,957 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: Dec 31, 2011 - Published: Oct 9, 2011 - Matt, Mello - Complete
High School Adolescence - Akatsuki by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Pein, Zetsu, Kisame, Kakuzu and Sasori are all seniors this year. Itachi, Konan, Deidara, Tobi, and Hidan are all the new freshmen. The senior boys will be graduating this year but not before they teach the new freshmen a thing or two about life/love/sex. Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,110 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 86 - Updated: Oct 21, 2011 - Published: May 14, 2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki Detention Center by WolfFrenzy5 reviews
Deidara has murdered 23 children do to his hunger.he never thought he would be caught but one day his luck turns and a mysterious red head named Sasori captures him and takes him to a Crazy house but How can Dei be cured if the cops are just as twisted!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,755 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: Oct 5, 2011 - Published: Sep 3, 2010 - Deidara, Sasori
A Little Over Seven Minutes by xxouchibitmytonguexx reviews
Birthday present for Anake14! Itachi and Deidara are at a lame birthday party and get dragged into seven minutes in heaven! Warning! Lemony-ness that may or may not be ripe enough!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: Aug 27, 2011 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
I am your boss You must obey my orders by muncchi reviews
Shoichi attended what he thought was a private meeting between the squad captains. Oh, it was private alright. Rated M for a very sadistic Millefiore boss.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: Jun 17, 2011 - Byakuran, Shōichi I. - Complete
Playing House by Karrissarella reviews
Kida, Saki, and Namie play rock, paper, scissors to decide who has to entertain Izaya for the night. Kida loses. Kinkmeme fill.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: Jun 3, 2011 - Izaya O., Masaomi K. - Complete
Can love come from rape? by Abandon-Morality reviews
When nothing in life is certain, we must find the one that means the most to us, and when that person is found, keep them near us. Kazu loves Agito, Agito loved Kazu, Akito loves everyone, and Ikki is in denial. What more oculd you want? R an R
Air Gear - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,589 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 32 - Updated: May 30, 2011 - Published: Apr 11, 2009 - Agito W., Kazuma "Kazu" M.
The World Is Ours by Dotti55 reviews
MattxMello are on their own until a visit to L has them helping on a case and dealing with a blossoming romance between L and a certain Detective named Light Yagami; MattxMello, eventual LightxL AND Near and OC.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 105,272 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 44 - Updated: May 26, 2011 - Published: Jul 23, 2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Forbidden Fruit by Keono reviews
Sasori was a normal prince, dealing with the normal hardships of life when he gets his own servant for his birthday. But things don't always go as plan for the certain duo. Yaoi in later chapters, torture, and other stuff that I forgot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 60 - Words: 147,977 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 87 - Updated: May 16, 2011 - Published: Sep 13, 2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
When A Child Is Born by SnowStormSkies reviews
AU.Chris is Wyatt's younger brother. He's the ignored one. The abandoned one. The one who's forgotten. Wyatt doesn't forget Chris though. He wants everything that Chris can give: mind, body and soul. Abuse, slash, incest, OOCness.
Charmed - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,145 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 295 - Updated: May 2, 2011 - Published: Jan 24, 2009 - Chris H., Wyatt H.
Blame It On The Boys by ambie-lee-smiley-chanX3 reviews
Light Yagami: Pop star. Model. Homosexual? When the media grabs ahold of damaging information, Light's manager is dropped. When an out-of-work Lawliet Wammy is forced into the job, could Light's world be thrown into an even worse mess? LightxLxLight AU
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,621 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 67 - Updated: Apr 6, 2011 - Published: Jun 7, 2010 - Light Y., L
The Impure Priest by SilentSable reviews
Poor Hidan, he manages to piss Kakuzu off during his first week in Akatsuki, Kakuzu feels the need to teach the priest a lesson. Warnings: graphic yaoi, rape, swearing. Dont like, dont read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,342 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 33 - Updated: Apr 4, 2011 - Published: Apr 14, 2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu
High School Never Ends by SqueakyNinja reviews
Iruka's first day attending Konoha High turns into an eventful one, thanks to a silver haired senior. It's gonna be one hell of a school year...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 92,724 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 129 - Updated: Apr 1, 2011 - Published: Apr 30, 2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
End Transmission by ShinigamiMailJeevas reviews
'I think that either L or Wammy kidnap genius children and bring them here to become the next L. And the things that happened to us, as well as the fact that everyone who could truly identify us is dead, are a bit more than coincidental.' - MM,Char Death
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 146,309 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 77 - Updated: Mar 17, 2011 - Published: May 11, 2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Sick Little Games by City Lights Burn reviews
Psyche's had his eyes on the blonde for a while. He finally starts to do something about it. One Shot.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: Feb 15, 2011 - Izaya O., Masaomi K. - Complete
The Master and His Pet by Ritsu Arasashi reviews
Sasori has a pet. His pet's name is Deidara. One-shot for now, possible three-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Updated: Feb 14, 2011 - Published: Jun 15, 2010 - Sasori, Deidara
Drunken Impulses by CherriFlower reviews
Unable to go to sleep, Deidara gets drunk and decides to have some fun with Tobi. But the Tobi he finds is nothing like the Tobi he knows. Lemon. MadaDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: Feb 7, 2011 - Madara U., Deidara - Complete
Back On Track by reallyreallyverynotgood reviews
Matt goes under from depression when his friend is adopted. Years later, he's brought in by a family of his own and moves. Unintentional or not, Mello keeps his promise. But of course, something is going to intrude on their happy ending. M&M,lemons later.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: Feb 5, 2011 - Published: Jan 9, 2011 - Mello, Matt
For Hire by 0-Kelly-0 reviews
What starts out as a routine assassination for Matt quickly spirals into a mess of conspiracy, secrets, and passion. With his life at stake, Matt has to choose which side to play for when there is no good guy. Matt/Mello AU
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,054 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 171 - Updated: Dec 18, 2010 - Published: Feb 28, 2010 - Matt, Mello
Never and Forever by YaoiQueensForever reviews
Matt is sick of Mello. So he leaves. Where does he WTF will happen to the awesomely hot couple read and find out!Note ratin may change
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: Dec 5, 2010 - Published: Nov 18, 2010 - Matt, Mello
Matt's Dog Days by YaoiQueensForever reviews
Matt goes to the store. Finds a surprise. Mello gets more than a surprise out of Matt.I know i suck at summaries sorry.DISCONTINUED TILL FURTHER NOTICE!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: Dec 5, 2010 - Published: Nov 4, 2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
My sweet revenge by HuskyWalker reviews
Sasori did something stupid. He hurt one girl too much. Now the blonde artist, Deidara, and Konan wants revenge. And what is better than letting the puppeter taste some of his own medicine?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,475 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 16 - Updated: Oct 31, 2010 - Published: Jun 22, 2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Sacrifices by Erisella reviews
When Cobb and his children are kidnapped, Arthur knows that there'll be a price to pay to get them back. Warning: contains graphic non-con.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: Oct 19, 2010 - Arthur, D. Cobb - Complete
Kiba's Kapture by Rascal609 reviews
Kiba ends up replacing Shikamaru, as diplomat, and he actually uses his brain, and finds out something, what happens when he gets captured?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,770 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: Oct 8, 2010 - Published: Aug 19, 2010 - Kankuro, Kiba I.
Techno Rejump by KyuketsukiKokoro reviews
Matt's just your average, goggled gamer, but with a sudden decision on his brother's part, practically his whole life changes. But what can he do but accept it? Beware of lemon and self-lovin', MxM
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 100,862 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 79 - Updated: Oct 8, 2010 - Published: Feb 7, 2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Wrong Side of the Tracks - Akatsuki by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Rich and Poor don't usually mix but what if the rich kids were to discover the poor kids and become friends or even lovers? Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 48,315 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 30 - Updated: Oct 5, 2010 - Published: Feb 16, 2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Itami by TheSlashBunny reviews
An injured shinobi. A life-debt repaid. *Rated M to be safe mostly for language and violence*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,057 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 44 - Updated: Sep 29, 2010 - Published: Apr 10, 2009 - Kiba I., Kankuro
I Like Your Tie by CayshaGriffin reviews
Set during Changing Channels. Gabriel finds new and exciting uses for Castiel's tie that's fun for the whole family. Warnings:Angelcest, dub-con, bondage and tie kink. Gabriel/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Published: Sep 23, 2010 - Castiel, Gabriel - Complete
Genjutsu is no form of Love by Duncanandme4ever reviews
After Itachi using Genjutsu on Deidara for the last time Sasori reclaims what is his. A Sadistic grin grew on Sasori's face as he leaned down towards the blonde's ear and whispered. "I want you, brat" BoyxBoy, SasoDei, ItaDei later, rated M for abuse. R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: Sep 4, 2010 - Published: Aug 1, 2010 - Deidara, Sasori
Somebody Told Me by llamamaster22 reviews
"Well somebody told me, that you had a boyfriend. who looked like a girlfriend!" Near was singing, teasing both Matt and Mello about their relationship. But, they were just going to get used to it. Warning! contains yaoi, cussing,OOC, and other things!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: Sep 2, 2010 - Published: Aug 30, 2010 - Matt, Mello
SasoDei The Blonde and the Bandit by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Deidara is a slave in the mines, but what happens when one day a group of bandits called Akatsuki come along? How can Deidara survive the new world, and not get murdered by his Partner, Sasori? Deidara is slowly falling into the dark depths of corruption.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,140 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 60 - Updated: Aug 19, 2010 - Published: Jul 28, 2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Why Isn't Pain Fleeting? by She Can't Find Me Now reviews
Deidara has a rough life, no friends, harsh words, and daily beatings...until things take a turn for the better...Possibly. YAOI Rated T because of Hidan with his colorful language, some graphic description of dead stuff, and eventual sex. ON HAITUS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,846 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: Aug 10, 2010 - Published: Jul 26, 2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki
Oblivious manipulation by Ambyrawrawr reviews
A new child, a new gift. One shot!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: Aug 10, 2010 - BB, Matt - Complete
Tastes Like My Enemy by Sakuya Izayoi reviews
The more I got a taste of him, the more I found that I couldn't stop. He's the best drug, and my worst enemy; ItaDei, SasoDei. Rated M for rape, language, and a lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,706 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Published: Aug 9, 2010 - Deidara, Sasori
Sugar Shower by crematosis reviews
Being chained to L is annoying. Light never gets a moment of privacy. But after taking a shower with the other man, Light only wonders why they didn't do it sooner. LightxL
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 16 - Published: Aug 8, 2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Maybe Light Should Be Bored More Often by XxSoulNoteWriterxX reviews
Light is bored because the kira case is dragging on. L finds out and decides to "exparement" with Light. This takes place when Light has no memory of being kira. LxLight Yaoi
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: Aug 8, 2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Play time with Danna by Ecchi Nin reviews
Deidara just wanted his Danna to pay attention to him. PWP Rated M. Remeber to Review, please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: Aug 8, 2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Jashin damnit by Ecchi Nin reviews
Kakuzu walks in on Hidan having some fun, and joins in. A shameless PWP RATED M FOR A REASON. Remeber to Review, please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: Jul 24, 2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Adrenaline High by Charlie O reviews
There are at least five more hours until the airplane lands. Eames/Arthur
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 4 - Published: Jul 22, 2010 - Eames, Arthur - Complete
Paradox by Zombiegait reviews
Eames/Arthur. Spoilers for movie. "It's no wonder you're so fond of those paradoxical stairs."
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 11 - Published: Jul 19, 2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Defeat by RavenSara84 reviews
The aftermath of the fight between Kisame and Suigetsu, it just wasn't what one of them expected. Adult themes, non-consensual sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: Jul 19, 2010 - Suigetsu H., Kisame H. - Complete
Akatsuki at the amusment park by Pany-chaan reviews
One morning Pain tells the Akatsuki members to get ready for a trip to the Amusment park. It shows up to be the craziest trip ever! Will Deidara dare to confess his love to Sasori? Why is Zetsu gone? And WHY is Itachi stealing candy from children? o o'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,092 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: Jul 17, 2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Not So Not Welcome by queen-of-rainbows reviews
Mail Jeevas is an orphan, recently accepted into Wammy's House, at which Mello is top dog. When they are forced to co-exist, Mello will stop at nothing to get Matt out of HIS room. But Matt has a stronger resolve than Mello gives him credit for. M/M. Yaoi
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,170 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 44 - Updated: Jul 16, 2010 - Published: May 6, 2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Battle Of The Bands by EstelleYS reviews
Itachi, Deidara, Hidan and Tobi are in a band named Akaku , and Kisame, Sasori, Kakuzu and Zetsu are band members of Tsukisa . With Konan and Pein as managers of each band respectively, what's going to happen when both bands go on a group tour together?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,093 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 94 - Updated: Jul 5, 2010 - Published: Dec 19, 2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Letters to the Devil SasoDei by Suyuness reviews
Deidara's going to a new school, where it's obvious a certain red-head is out to get him. This red-head, Sasori, is just trying to break him, while also having a little fun.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,985 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Updated: Jun 29, 2010 - Published: Jun 18, 2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
SasoDei Angst by Squinky Cullen reviews
Okay, Sasori is pretty much being a dick in this and poor Deidara is a bit too emotional. Warning for: Hidan's sexy body, swearing, slight sexual implications, OOC-ness and Suicide attempt. Pairings: Mainly SasoDei, bits of Kakuhida and KisaIta. Have fun
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: Jun 23, 2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Punishment by Lady Michaelis reviews
This is taken from KHRkinkmeme. Basil did something wrong and offended Hibari so the sadistic prefect had a perfect idea of punishment. Blowjob.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: Jun 16, 2010 - Basil, K. Hibari
Little Angel by Keono reviews
Drak, rape, SasoDei, TobiDei. Deidara is in an abusive relationship but how far will it go until it's too much? For 100 fave Really 97, but I'm gonna post it anyway. Now edited!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,661 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 16 - Updated: Jun 15, 2010 - Published: May 31, 2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Akatsuki Go To The Dentist by Keono reviews
I think it's K , but I'm putting it as T cuz of Hidan's mouth! The Akatsuki have to go to the dentist and things go bad! It sucks cuz I rushed! Now edited!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: Jun 14, 2010 - Akatsuchi - Complete
Burning Souls by HuskyWalker reviews
Deidara is abused, starts in a new school, come in a fight and the Akatsuki want him to join him. Maybe Yaoi. Saso/Dei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,210 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 47 - Updated: Jun 10, 2010 - Published: Feb 14, 2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
ItaDei Scream For Me by AlexLeaderOfTheDamned reviews
This is another little oneshot ENJOI :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: Jun 8, 2010 - Itachi U., Deidara
In the Closet by xDarkLemonx reviews
Naruto hides from an angry Sakura in a closet. Just as he's about to go out, a rather interesting conversation starts between Kiba and Shikamaru. Naruto decides to stay and listen to them DOING WHAT? M for.. Yknow what xD Yaoi KibaxShika
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: May 31, 2010 - Kiba I., Shikamaru N. - Complete
20 Minutes In Heaven Naruto by AlexLeaderOfTheDamned reviews
Basically what the title says. There is a lot of slash in it. And a LOT of crack pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,845 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: May 31, 2010 - Shino A., Shikamaru N.
MattxMello Lazy Afternoon by AlexLeaderOfTheDamned reviews
This was especially fun to write!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: May 19, 2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Akatsuki Do Yoga by Keono reviews
What happens when Pein forces all of Akatsuki to do Yoga? A LOT CAN HAPPEN! rated for language and suggested themes! hint of SasoDei... well more then a hint but you get it! Enjoy! Now edited!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: Apr 25, 2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
I Just Want To Be With You by Rini-Rose reviews
Two-shot. Part one Kankuro and Kiba meet, if not so nicely at a bar. Can Kiba accept Kankuro? KankuroxKiba Part 2 Neji has given up on chasing Gaara after three years. What will Gaara do? NejixGaara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: Apr 12, 2010 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
Beneath the Willow Tree by Nikkii-Love706 reviews
ShinoxKiba; What could happen beneath a tree, in a clearing where nobody can find you? Rated M for later chapters! COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,938 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Updated: Apr 10, 2010 - Published: Mar 10, 2010 - Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
At Night by Teiden reviews
What will happen when Deidara vists Sasori in the middle of the night? Well, you probably can already guess. My fisrt fic on here, so if you find this under all the other SasoDei's here, then please review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: Apr 9, 2010 - Complete
Christmas In Suna by SasunaruTLA reviews
Gaara gets Kankuro the thing he wants most for Christmas... But does his present want him back? Kankuro/Kiba. Slash. Lemon. Belated Christmas gift for Meghan! My buddy! HUG! REVIEW! I'm sorry it's so late Meghan! Forgive me!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,028 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 10 - Published: Apr 6, 2010 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
Welcome to Akatsuki by cresent-lunette reviews
Itachi had just defeated Deidara to recruit him into Akatsuki. As if that humiliation wasn't enough, Itachi followed Deidara back to his living space so he could gather his things. Not a good start to Akatsuki. Rape, lemon yaoi, ItaDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Published: Apr 6, 2010 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
SasoDei Lord of the Yaoi by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
What happens when Sasori, Deidara and the rest of Akatsuki land on a disserted island? Forget about turning Savage! What could possibly happen on this Edenic paradise? Based on the novel Lord of the Flies. SasoDei, Yaoi, Lemons, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,801 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 39 - Updated: Mar 9, 2010 - Published: Feb 20, 2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
From Now Until Forever - Akatsuki by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Senior year is almost over and Sasori, Kisame, Zetsu, and Kakuzu are running out of time to make 2 become 1. Smut one shot! yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,194 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: Jan 22, 2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Merry Birthday, Tobi by LittlePorcelain reviews
It's Tobi's birthday, and he takes it upon himself to take his present from Deidara. And really, who was Deidara to argue with Uchiha Madara? Filled with lemon and a pinch of candy cane goodness! Happy Birthday, Tobi/Madara, and Merry belated Christmas!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 15 - Published: Jan 2, 2010 - Madara U., Deidara - Complete
Puppy Love by waterlilylf reviews
AU. 3x4 get together, beginning with Quatre taking his new puppy to the vet. Alternating Trowa/Quatre POV. Background 1x2, 5x6 COMPLETE
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 170,329 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 73 - Updated: Nov 6, 2009 - Published: Jul 17, 2008 - Trowa B., Quatre W. - Complete
I want to taste you by xDarkLemonx reviews
L always liked eating, as we all know. Light never ate that much. But one day Light can’t control himself anymore, and tastes what he want’s to taste. But what does he want to taste? LightxL don’t like, don’t read.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: Oct 31, 2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
SasoDei Love Poison by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Deidara tries to slip Sasori a Love Potion. But what happens when he accidentaly drinks it himself? Even more chaos is breed when Itachi is entangled in the love story. Will Sasori be able to save Deidara from the blonde's own stupidity?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: Sep 14, 2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Trading Places by vespertine dreams reviews
Lester agrees to a personnel exchange between the ARC and Torchwood. Whole team/ both shows. Pairings in future chapters- Het--Danny/Gwen, Slash--Connor/Becker, Jack/Ianto. Reviews welcome.
Crossover - Torchwood & Primeval - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,267 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Updated: Jul 25, 2009 - Published: Jun 25, 2009 - Jack H., Connor T. - Complete
Okay Danna! - SasoDei by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Sasori is always pushing Deidara around and never takes a moment to realize that Deidara is human too. Angsty one shot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: May 21, 2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Come Back To Me - Akatsuki by mysticaldragon11 reviews
The ukes are stranded at the base in a thunderstorm while the seme's are on solo missions. All the ukes want is to be safe in the arms of their seme's! Mushy angsty one shot! yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: May 21, 2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Game Night - Akatsuki by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Konan devises a thing called game night to get some Yaoi fangirl action. Everytime has failed so far. But tonight she gets more than she bargained for! Funny oneshot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: May 21, 2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Fairy Tale by ShadesofDeath reviews
my crack at humor, SasoxDei, characters: Masashi Kishimoto title explains everything all other chacters belong to rightful owners
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,643 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: Apr 25, 2009 - Published: Mar 18, 2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Jail Bird by Sound Shadow reviews
Prison was everything and nothing like Deidara expected. SasoDei plus other side pairings. Mostly focused on Deidara and the rest of the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,298 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 44 - Updated: Feb 25, 2009 - Published: Dec 21, 2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
To say I love you by PheonixShadow reviews
Can you hear it?" He murmurs in Kazu's ear. "My heart beating." Ikki/Kazu Rated M just in case.
Air Gear - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Published: Feb 15, 2009 - Itsuki "Ikki" M., Kazuma "Kazu" M. - Complete
Forbidden Love by ShadesofDeath reviews
Sasori is a the son of a rich family, but is now living with his grandma. Deidara is a servant who has been beaten and abused. Luck brings them together, and luck breaks them apart. character: Masashi Kishimoto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,540 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 24 - Updated: Feb 14, 2009 - Published: Dec 25, 2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Phobia This! by ShadesofDeath reviews
Deidara never believed in Vampires, well thats about to change... characters: Masashi Kishimoto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,752 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 22 - Updated: Feb 8, 2009 - Published: Dec 2, 2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Justifies the means by kaldelnorte reviews
Kankuro holds Kiba prisoner in order to elicit help from the Inuzukas. Will kankuro be able to deal with being hated by one of the few people he cares about? Will their relationship become more than it was before? KibaxKankuro language, violence within
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,862 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 47 - Updated: Jan 18, 2009 - Published: Oct 3, 2007 - Kiba I., Kankuro
High School Lie by ShadesofDeath reviews
Deidara wants to get into a famous art school, but to do so, he has to dress as a girl. He ends up getting a room with Sasori, what will happen when Sasori finds out that Deidara is a boy? I dont own Naruto, all chacters belong to their owner, SasoXDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,216 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 52 - Updated: Sep 28, 2008 - Published: May 27, 2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Lessons in True Affection by BomberBrat reviews
Deidara is annoying and worse he has a crush on his Danna! So Sasori decideds to do something drastic about it, but what has he gotten himself into, YAOI, Oneshot, PWP, BDSM, abuse, Kink.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,503 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Published: Apr 5, 2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Poisonous Sleeping Beauty by BomberBrat reviews
Deidara is addicted to the beautiful deadly poison that is his Danna, Sasori. Sasodei oneshot,HARD yaoi,BDSM,abuse, kink.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: Apr 3, 2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Candy Cane by cresent-lunette reviews
Deidara likes candy and it's driving Hidan insane. HiDei. Yaoi implied. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: Feb 4, 2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Beautiful Disaster by madame nonchalant reviews
When Kiba runs into an old friend from Suna, he doesn't expect anything to happen. He doesn't even think about them being friends, or possibly more. But an unexpected mission, confused feelings & a night that goes too far add up. Can they stay together?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,345 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 18 - Updated: May 19, 2007 - Published: Apr 16, 2007 - Kiba I., Kankuro - Complete
L's Observation by crematosis reviews
L notices something about Light which he decides to share in front of the whole investigation team, much to Light's chagrin. LightxL
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: Mar 7, 2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Taken Down a Few Notches by nighinvisible reviews
Kiba and Sasuke make a sexy mix. No, it works, I promise. You should try it out. Some violence, some angst and hardcoreish lemonsyaoi. smutty, even? First time authorCOMPLETED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,626 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 36 - Updated: Oct 25, 2005 - Published: Aug 28, 2005 - Sasuke U., Kiba I. - Complete
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Oh God Not College reviews
The death note character all start college. Wonder what they can and will get upto. Pairings mello/matt Light/L BB/near matsuda/misa
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,399 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: Jun 23, 2012 - Published: Dec 31, 2011 - Matt, Mello
It's my life reviews
What happens when a devastated Matt finds Mello his boyfriend and Near together... AND then a Matt literally bumps into a particularly awesome red eyed messy haired person at the supermarket!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: Jan 14, 2012 - Published: Dec 21, 2010 - Matt, BB
Breaking you reviews
Kida wakes up in a strange room where Izaya "comes to visit" Non-con / rape. Izaya/Kida
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Published: Dec 25, 2011 - Masaomi K., Izaya O.
Stalker? reviews
Deidara notices a stranger is following him home he also watches him go inside, but when he goes to leaves Deidara decides to turn the table.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,674 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: Oct 2, 2011 - Published: Aug 6, 2011 - Deidara, Sasori
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