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Joined 11-22-09, id: 2153677, Profile Updated: 11-15-11
Author has written 15 stories for Naruto.

The Name Ecchi Nin; Literally means : Perverted Nin

Call me Nin, or Ecchi. I perfer Nin, or if you want, give me a personal Nick-Name.

Email-EcchiNin@ So if you don't have a account you can go here to contact me, or if you just want to talk more privately or whatever.

I hate it when I get 20+ favorites on a story and only like 5 reviews.


Here is alittle info...

Name: They call me Ecchi .-.

Age: 18~

Favorite Word: Mediocre

Favorite Quote : Je me presse de rire de tout; de peur d'être obligé d'en pleurer.

Hobbies: Playing on my Xbox 360

Things I like: Calm situations, drawing, coffee, lemons/sex, shopping, shows, clean spaces, my computer, walking, the outside, good smells, and animals.

Things I hate: Shut ins, rude people, bad smells, racists, homophobic persons, show offs, and bad grammar.

Things to know: I day dream a lot and have the attention span of a small child, I hate when people don't say hello back to me, I believe in the eye for an eye, or fight fire with fire statements. ;} I love everyone.

Let me honest here for a brief second, I will most likely be rude, not that I want to it's just what I am. If I don't like it I don't sugar coat it, just like I hope people are honest with me. Flames? Send them my way tell me what you hate about my story, hell you can even tell me what you dislike about me, gives me room to improove and honestly I love being told such things, calms me and prooves how human everyone is.


'Favorite' Animes/Manga: The bold names are my favorites. The Italic names are neutral; meaning I neither like nor dislike at this moment. Underlined names are animes/mangas that I actually hate but love certain characters so much I forced myself to enjoy them.

-Ouran High School Host Club

-Naruto/ Naruto Shippuuden

- Kuroshitsuji

-Vampire Knight

-Cowboy Bebop

-Soul Eater

-Wolf's Rain

-Fooly Cooly

-Saiyuki

-Zoids(Holy shit hahaha I think I'm the only one who remembers this.)

-Lies & Kisses

-Princess Princess

-Junjou Romantica

-Loveless

-Inuyasha

-Gravitation

-Death Note

-Bleach

-Elfen Lied

-Fruits Basket

-Chobits

-Papa to kiss in the dark

Those are just a few, but to give you a idea.


Favorite Naruto Characters(In order):

Hidan ( Jeez, I'm a super duper fan of Hidan because he has to be the best Akatsuki member ever, hands down!)

Kakuzu

Deidara

Zetsu

Kisame

Sasori

Itachi

Pein

Konan

Tobi

Favorite Ouran High School Host Club Characters

Kaoru

Hikaru

Tamaki

kyouya

Mori

Honey

Haruhi

Favorite Kuroshitsuji Characters

Sebastian Michaelis

Ciel Phantomhive

Grell Sutcliff

Undertaker

Alois Trancy

Pluto


Favorite Couples;

Everyone/Everyone. To me they almost all can be manipulated together, by that I mean "They all can somehow fuck each other". Somehow e_e; but if you actually do wanna know here they are...

Favorite couples: Naruto

Zabuzu/Haku ( SUPER OLD, still love it.)

Kakuzu/Hidan

Kisame/Itachi

Sasori/Deidara

Zetsu/Deidara

Zetsu/Tobi

Pein/Zetsu

Pein/Konan

Tobi/Zetsu( Yup. Both ways)

Kisame/Kakuzu (Okay, yes this is probably the rarest thing you will ever hear in the fanfiction Naruto world, I'm aware)

Favorite couples: Ouran High School Host Club

Hikaru/Kaoru (Which is weird seeeing as I'm an identical twin and thinking about me and my twin in anyway other then being friends creeps me out yet I love them together.)

Tamaki/Haruhi

Mori/ Mitsukuni

I hate OC's. Hateeeee theeemmmm, I will not even read a story with a OC no matter how big their part in the story is. The main reason for my server hate towards OC's would have to be the amount of Mary-sue's and Gary-stu's on here, it's like a Goddamn infestation and I refuse to fuel or be a part of the birth of any new Mary's or Gary's.

...Too many.

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Til Death Do Us Part by Seiferdragon reviews
"I was waiting for you. You're not easy to find. You're lucky I'm patient." - A story about the past, present, and what always will be, through death or otherwise.- Kakuzu's life has gone through many changes lately: from finding love to almost losing it. One thing remains certain in these uncertain times. He and Hidan will be together forever, Until Death Do They Part.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 103,413 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/24/2016 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan
2 Young 2 Be Mine - KisaIta by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Itachi is 15 and Kisame is 27 but Itachi has a crush on Kisame. Feelings will be tested and rules will be broken as the two play a part in their battle. Kisame will battle to stay neutral while Itachi will battle to make him fall head over heels. Yaoi AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 82,578 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Lovely by TattooKitty reviews
Deidara would do anything to be lovely. Saso/Dei. Eating Disorder, dark themes, and possible Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,567 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Deidara, Sasori
No September by MissBMarie reviews
KakuHida. Because I'm a sucker for AU KakuHida stories. Neither Hidan nor Kakuzu had planned for any of this, but once they were in this relationship, they were in it for good. CollegeStudent!Kakuzu / HighSchoolSenior!Hidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,612 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan
High School Adolescence - Akatsuki by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Pein, Zetsu, Kisame, Kakuzu and Sasori are all seniors this year. Itachi, Konan, Deidara, Tobi, and Hidan are all the new freshmen. The senior boys will be graduating this year but not before they teach the new freshmen a thing or two about life/love/sex. Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,110 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Pupaphilia by pepper-swords reviews
Dediara refuses to accept the death of the man he loves, so brings him back. The story of their changing relationship featuring: puppets, some puppetsex, fights, sadomasochism, blood and cuteness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,685 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Only On TV by undertaker99999 reviews
Basically just a story based on Kakuzu's and Hidan's arguments...about many only on TV items. Rated M for Hidan's mouth
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,604 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Of Mice and Men by TenshiXXX reviews
"The best laid plans of mice and man/ Go often askew"- Robert Burns, To a Mouse 1795 . Often, but not always. Itachi wants his teacher. That teacher claims a relationship between them could never work. Itachi begs to differ. KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,232 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Why He Shouldn't Have Waited by keikopanda102 reviews
Haku reminisces about his usefulness to Zabuza. It reminds him of a memory of the first time he was allowed to touch his master... Lemon, Shota, yada-yada. I'm really late for this pairing, and I'm not sure who's gonna read this, but oh well!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,636 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
Afternoon Delight by Lunarfang reviews
It's a hot day at school and Hikaru's feeling frisky.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,059 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Idiot by Sunshinecackle reviews
Kakuzu thinks Hidan is an idiot for licking the lid from a can he opened. AU, Lemon, KakuHida Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Ossia by Kingfishers reviews
One lived. One died. One went insane. Which is which? Naruto/Sasuke/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,673 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Complete
Broke It by AestheticAcoustic reviews
Hidan likes it rough, and sometimes Kakuzu forgets his own strength. KakuHidan. Drabble thing, half lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/23/2009 - [Hidan, Kakuzu] Deidara - Complete
Blood Brothers by Gaaras-Gothic-Ninja-Sappy-Sue reviews
Go ahead, hate me, ridicule, despise me, spit at me, look down at me, and by all means spread the rumor that I, Kankuro of the Sand, am having an affair with my little brother. Sandcest. Read & Review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
The One by yrume reviews
KakuHidan One-Shot - yaoi, lemon, bondage/bdsm, violence/gore, strong language - Kakuzu gets distracted by Hidan playing an interesting little game :3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,996 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Say Hello To Your New Partner by firefly reviews
Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 99 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
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Sacchariferous reviews
For the next hour Hidan cursed out Kakuzu in his head and Kakuzu walked in silence, wondering how long Hidan would think he was a mind reader for. Small Drabbles about Hidan and Kakuzu's relationship. Rated M. Remeber to Review, please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 5,469 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Only in the classroom reviews
Oh no! On the first day of school Deidara manages to get detention, but luckily for him, the teacher's more interested in him than in a punishment. Random PWP. Lemons! Seriously a random smut.SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Forgotten reviews
Kakuzu is dead, and Hidan, suffering a mental breakdown, has completely forgotten about his deceased lover, the enraged soul of Kakuzu slowly steals his sanity. Is it even real? Hidan didn't know. KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,634 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Not in public! reviews
Sasori is a Exhibitionist and poor Deidara has to put up with his kink. So let's follow them through a whole day of public sex. Multi-Lemon, alittle random. SasoDei. Remeber to Review, please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,608 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Derelict reviews
Seriously, just a random Drabble/Lemon. 100% of this isn't logical. Challenge number 1. Remeber to Review, please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Paroxysm of need reviews
Maybe it was a Paroxysm of random emotions, but Deidara wanted his Danna's love more than anything.Deidara POV One-shot, possibly a story. R&R. Slight OOC? Remeber to Review, please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Poke me reviews
Hidan annoys Kakuzu into sex. Fluffly, cute Lemon. PWP. Remeber to Review, please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
When the brats away, Danna gets to play reviews
Request. Itachi/Sasori. Itachi tricks Sasori with a secret vile that causes Sasori to become very randy. PWP, Lemon. Remeber to Review, please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Itachi U., Sasori - Complete
Play time with Danna reviews
Deidara just wanted his Danna to pay attention to him. PWP Rated M. Remeber to Review, please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Who's your Danna? reviews
Who knew that tea could lead to a horny Sasori and Itachi? ItaSaso REQUEST :D Remeber to Review, please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Itachi U., Sasori
Acrimonious reviews
Being Redone. Sasori is art student who falls for a hot headed blonde brat and soon finds out that breaking the blonde artist is harder than he thought. SasoDei KakuHida KisaItachi PeinKonan ZetsuTobi Rated M. Remeber to Review, please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Sasori, Deidara
Jashin damnit reviews
Kakuzu walks in on Hidan having some fun, and joins in. A shameless PWP RATED M FOR A REASON. Remeber to Review, please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
The Big Bad Miser and The Raunchy Priest reviews
Hidan finds himself testing Jashin's rules when Kakuzu finds him in a very erect situation, and being the opportinuist he is, helps an almost unwilling Hidan with some urgent...solutions. PWP RATED M. Remeber to Review, please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
The Pecker and The Paint Brush reviews
Sasori finds Deidara alone in the art room and has some fun at Dei's expense. Rated M Porn without a plot part of my new APF R&R. Remeber to Review, please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Edible Arrangements reviews
He just wanted some food, now Zetsu's got two pieces of ass on his plate. ZetsuTobiDeidara. ZetTobDei. Remeber to Review, please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Zetsu, Deidara - Complete
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