An AU about how Will might of met Hannibal differently since they both knew Alana. A dinner party gone wrong or terribly right. You decide. Not Beta Read. M/M Rated T for language, and Hannibal being Hannibal. Murder husbands...kinda. Love at first sight...kinda.

The first thing you learn, back in Psych 101, is that you never get emotionally involved with a patient. For 25 years Dr. Gold hasn't had a problem walking that fine line. Something changes, though, when he meets Belle French. AU, mental institution

Prequel to Chesapeake Mafia: Caught in the crossfire of the silent war between the Chesapeake Mafia and the Catguts, Will is separated and trapped in a burning building with no means to escape. In desperation, he emits an omegain cry for someone, anyone to save him. However, that some one happens to be the Chesapeake Ripper, and he's not willing to let the omega out of his sight.

BABE AU from One for the Money 2012 -Steph takes Ranger's shower curtain advice seriously, impressing him and leaving things open for their psuedofriendship to become something much more fun;Rated for language, a little bit of action towards the end, and lots of spice;4th in my 2012 SSS Project;NOW COMPLETE!

5 short novels, 1 crazy pregnancy! How would Plumverse have changed if the pregnancy test had been positive? AU Alternate Ending to Plum Scary/Fearless, following into Notorious 19, Takedown 20, Top Secret 21, and now Plum Crazy! Links to the end of chapter 16 in Fearless and the end of chapter 21 of Plum Scary. Original titles Meredith's Fire and Heat of Winter for sale on Amazon!

Stephanie gets some unexpected news that will forever alter her and Ranger's lives. This is my view of how Stephanie and Ranger, along with the Rangeman crew, will react to and deal with an impending baby.

"Why're you crying?" Draco whispered, sitting down beside Hermione in a deserted Great Hall. Looking up at him with puffy eyes, she admitted what happened earlier at the Gryffindor Tower. Without a moment's hesitation, he wrapped an arm around her shoulders and said: "Come on, you're spending the night in the Slytherin dungeon. With me."

"If I've harmed her?" He seethed, snaking into Harry's space, his voice dropping to a menacing hiss. "She comes to me crying and you have the nerve to question how I've treated her?"

Daryl Dixon is a single father whose son loathes sleep. And when a blond angel intervenes, Daryl finds himself reluctant to part ways.

The Battle of Hogwarts is over. Not ten minutes ago, Harry Potter defeated Tom Riddle once and for all. As the initial cheering and celebrating dies down, Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger look at each other from opposite ends of the Great Hall and visibly sag with relief. He's alive.. She survived..

Leia Organa drinks kaf. Two sugars, a splash of cream, in a chipped blue mug. Pairs perfectly with a tall, maddening Corellian,(the kaf-definitely not the princess). Han/Leia fluff.

It's been almost 5 years since Draco and Hermione have seen each other, but a chance encounter in her store changes all of that...and they have Scorpius to thank for it.

Leia overhears a crude conversation - but what's important is what she hears Han not saying. H/L; set on Hoth, directly before Ord Mantell, pre-ESB.

Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts to help rebuild the shattered castle the summer after the war. She and the other summer resident - and eventually their friends - have to come to terms with how the war broke more than just the walls of the building. Follows multiple Hogwarts students through '8th year' and one additional year of early adulthood. COMPLETE.

After landing on Hoth, Luke's not the only one who doesn't know what hypothermia looks like, luckily Han does. Watching him look after Leia, Luke realises there are a few other things he hasn't yet noticed. Mild Hurt/Comfort, Leia with hypothermia.

Leia needs a shot, and she's still scared of needles. Companion piece to 'Pointy Things.' Han/Leia; ESB/Hoth.

After Leia sustains a minor injury on a routine supply run, Han discovers one of the lingering effects of her time on the Death Star. Post ANH; Pre ESB. About a year after Battle of Yavin. Han/Leia; teensy bit of Chewie.

Leia finally comes back from a mission gone unusually long. Han was sure as hell not worried. (Post-ROTJ because that's my style.)

Fred has died - but this Hermione decides that the world cannot go on without the Weasley twins together - that it needs the both of them to heal itself after the war - and makes a trade: her life for his. When Fred returns to his family, he lives for her.

Clarice Starling needs help with a case, so she pays a visit to Will Graham, who's incarcerated in the Baltimore Sate Hospital with his partner. See warnings inside.

Whilst attending Peter's engagement party, Sirius meets Remus Lupin and it's love at first sight. The only problem is that Remus is Peter's fiancé, and Sirius is supposed to be best man at the wedding in a couple of weeks. Can Sirius control his feelings for the shy Werewolf? RL/SB

When McGonagall finds Weasleys Wizard Wheezes products have been brought into her classroom, she decides to check for any more contraband her seventh years are in possession of. What she doesn't expect is for every student in her class to be carrying around something they shouldn't. Fun, One Shot.

Neo is trapped in limbo, leaving Trinity scared, worried, and confused. Alongside her captain and the Oracle's guardian, Trinity pays a visit to the Merovingian to get back what is hers - and she's not taking 'no' for an answer.

After Han is rescued from Jabba, Leia can finally feel again.

"He's looking at her like she's everything. Like she's the only patch of shade on the hottest day of the year." Beth's struggle with readjusting to camp life after being by herself for months and the evolution of her relationship with Daryl. AU of the aftermath of the mid-season finale.

Maybe he was dreaming. Maybe he was still in the woods, passed out under a tree, wounded and dying because there just ain't no other way to explain how this tiny blonde woman is in his apartment, helping him drag Merle's drunk ass to his room. [AU/NO ZA]

Mr. Gold needs to get married, quickly, quietly, and with the understanding the marriage will end in six months. A heart-broken Belle French needs a way out. AU fic. Complete.

She has a baby. She brought a baby back from Haiti. Can you even do that? Season 3 AU.

..Daryl/Beth.. AU - No zombies. Sheriff Rick Grimes needs to talk to Daryl Dixon about his whereabouts the night before. Different character POVs on different points in Daryl and Beth's relationship.

Denial was usually her friend, but an innocent question from her niece gives Stephanie Plum an unwelcome, but necessary dose of reality. Rated T for Language. Babe HEA, eventually. **Warning - vague spoilers through 'Top Secret Twenty one'.

Will has never been quite fond of social contact neither did he ever like to be surrounded by people of the high society. But if your boyfriend is Hannibal Lecter, you sometimes have to take part in special events like an opera whether you want it or not. Nevertheless, Will's bored to death, but when heincidentally meets Frederick Chilton, his mood changes. Hannibal isn't pleased.

..Daryl/Beth.. Daryl gets something for Beth on a run.

"His hand, cold, hard and unfeeling, was still locked tightly around her forearm." A near-fatal error, and a rescue from an unexpected source. Pre-Matrix.

"He seemed an unlikely friend for his youngest daughter but he made her happy and that was all Hershel wanted for his children. He wasn't about to take that happiness from Beth or from the Dixon boy." I suck at summaries. AU, NO zombies, Bethyl.

Kelso plans to get Jackie back by taking her to his uncle's "fabulous" cabin in the woods. He has everything in place—the right lie, the right couple to emulate—but an unexpected variable threatens to dismantle his scheme: Steven Hyde.

Post-Hogwarts-AU Dramione all the way. (Not a marriage-law fic) When Wizarding Britain is in dire need of a population boost, Hermione Granger comes up with a solution to benefit all. She hadn't expected her own participation, let alone that of our favorite Slytherin! Story is complete, just gotta post chapters! Rated M for a bit of language. No flames, criticism appreciated!

After a ladies night gone a little too far, Steph has to live with the actions her drunken-self thought were wise. Mostly fluff, some action, with a Babe HEA. Rated M .

An accident in Potions leaves Hermione and Draco soaked in a love potion. However when Snape discovers the potion is weak and will wear off in minutes he chooses not to tell the couple when he discovers the potion has merely brought their feelings for one another to the surface. Short four part, light hearted story.

Neo has a special present for Trinity's thirty-third birthday. Fluff.

When a flood at home forces Draco and a heavily pregnant Hermione to move into the Manor it gives Hermione a chance to bond with both of her In-laws. Short three part story. Dramione family fluff.

A one shot of Neo and Trinity that is set between The Matrix and Reloaded, just a cute moment of them as a couple! (Rated M for sexual content) :) xx

It's Hermione's birthday and after bringing her breakfast in bed her five year old daughter is eager to tell Hermione's friends all about the game she found her parents playing that morning. Fluffy Dramione family one shot.

There is no fighting tonight. Tonight is about love. Neo/Trinity romance.

Beth's been keeping a couple of secrets from Daryl. (Contains smut.)

After a nasty break-up with Ron six years ago, Hermione hasn't seen any of her friends. When she runs into them at a Spa will they apologise for abandoning her or will things remain frosty between them?

Zion remembers... and makes a move to never forget

A short story about how the same four words, said by two different men, can inspire two completely different reactions.

Steph steps up in an entirely different way. 'Stephanie cut in before the tears in her sister's voice threatened to overwhelm her. "I can take her, Val. I'll probably have to ring you for instructions but … I can take her."'

Hermione, years after the end of the war, takes an assignment to a house owned by a man she hoped never to see again, a man she hated. Still, in loneliness, even your enemies can provide companionship. But dark houses hold dark secrets, secrets hidden even from those entrusted to guard them. Written a while ago but now being posted here. Long LM/HG. Mature readers only, please.

A four-year-old, a mall, and finding something you didn't even know you'd lost. Sometimes all it takes is a chance encounter for everything to fall into place. AU with echoes of canon.

Pre-ESB. Han's thoughts about Leia during a meeting.

The relationship between Carrot and Angua finally reaches a boiling point- but can they both come to terms with the strong influences of their past, and enjoy the present? Begun as just a quick smutty vignette for the salacious satisfaction of bursting the tense bubble between them, this story evolved into an exploration of what makes these characters really tick, romantically.

To celebrate Hermione's birthday her friends decide to throw her a surprise party. When the guest of honour arrives however she's not alone and more people than Hermione end up getting a surprise. Fluffy one-shot.

Shameless smut. Not going to split hairs over it. Remus and Tonks. Loving sweet Remus vs passionate Remus ruled by emotion. Which is your favorite?

Cas leaves his wallet at home, and can't pay for his coffee. His cute barista comes up with a compromise. *Destiel One-shot coffeeshop AU* Rated T for language

In which Dean denies his feelings with a fiery passion but can't seem to run away from them; a story told in five parts. (College!AU)

After returning to Storybrooke, Emma and Henry form a close relationship with Killian Jones/Captain Hook. After someone from her past comes to Storybrooke, Emma needs to make a decision as to which path she chooses to get to "Happily Ever After".

See, the potion could not – would not – turn blue. No, because if it did, and it wouldn't, then Hermione Granger – very much unattached – would be pregnant. With a Weasley.

Killian crosses the Storybrooke Border and loses all of his memories. When he runs into Emma there is something familiar about her that he can't seem to place, but somehow he knows she is the only one who can help him remember. AU - Now Complete

Now in their Seventh Year, living together and sharing the same Common Room, having EVERY SINGLE FRIGGIN' class together, and dealing with all the responsibilities that came with being co-Heads, Hermione felt the weight of her crush… well, crushing her.

How Clint got Natasha to come to SHIELD. Focuses on developing the backstory of their relationship and why Black Widow feels like she owes Hawkeye so much- told from Clint's perspective. Features Coulson, Fury, and some whump. Rated for language.

AU Captain Swan. Based on the path of the Tarot's Major Arcana. Every journey starts with a single step. Emma never left Killian up the beanstalk, instead, they went back to Storybrooke together. Now Emma's finding herself increasingly drawn to the infuriating pirate captain, and a series of events that neither one of them could have predicted has been set into motion.

River has finally earned her pardon and is free to live her life with her Doctor, her family, with all of time and space to do it in. Things change for River and the Doctor but are those things enough to rewrite history? It's an adventure finding out.

What might happen if Stephanie and Ranger followed that little voice that suggests they act on their impulses? Armed with only a phone and a great set of instincts, Stephanie decides to go with her gut and see what might happen. A Babe HEA.

Human AU - Dean and his son Ben move to California to be closer to Sam. One day at the local park, Ben meets a delightfully odd little girl called Claire, and Dean meets her attractive, also single father. rated T for now, may add more later

Always SPOILERS. Co-authored by Sandiane Carter and chezchuckles. How Kate Beckett and Rick Castle spend their summer.

AU as of 6.07... "You're not going to propose are you Sweetie, because this isn't really the time," The Doctor backed her into the corner of the room, just enough that she would have to answer his question, "River. Are you pregnant?"

Takes place after the movie. Natasha and Clint are both affected by what Loki did and now Natasha takes it on herself to keep Clint from torturing himself with it as they return to work. Includes team bonding. Featuring all the other earthbound characters too. slight Tony/Pepper and Steve/Maria but mostly a relationship study in Clintasha. Complete!

After saving Natasha Romanoff from a playground bully, Clint becomes best friends with the little red head. Follows Romanoff and Barton through school from kindergarten to high school. Features characters from the movie-verse and some from the comic book-verse. AU.

A sitcom-esque collection of drabbles featuring Natasha and Clinton. They bicker over coffee. They fight crime. It writes itself. I had to re-arrange the chapters. Apologies for the confusion!

Amy has written a book filled with tips on flirting. When the Doctor tells Amy of his recent encounter with River, she's quick to hand over her advice filled journal. Will the Doctor use some of the tips and tricks on River?

The pointless, plot-less rom-com AU where Dean accidently sends a text to the wrong number and finds himself interested in Castiel.

Apparently, Clint has some hidden talents, and so does Natasha.

The Avengers minus Thor start telling their secrets but it turns into a game of "ask the assassins". But an old friend shows up and reveals the biggest secret of all about Clint and Natasha. BlackHawk pairing and Team Bonding. Rated for drinking and language.

Natasha Romanova was almost eight hours into her third day in Ekaterinburg when she noticed that she had a tail. clintasha. BlackHawk.

Natasha has seen how brutal the boys can be when they tease Steve about being a virgin no wonder she doesn't want them to know her deep dark secret, but one of them does find out, he's eager to help her discard the issue though.

After her uncle is taken, young Natasha Romanov ends up in state's custody at a group home. She can tough it out alone... but somehow fellow resident Clint Barton becomes the reason she doesn't have to. A high school AU.

Steve isn't the only virgin on the team...

After a mission gone wrong, Natasha is left in a coma and Clint writes letters to her; in hope that she can hear. "Dear Natasha..."

Just a short scene that takes place some time after the film. Clint and Tony butt heads, Steve says nothing and Natasha remains the best. Implied Clint/Natasha.

Proposing to Captain America is somehow worse than that time Tony's heart was hooked up to a car battery. Good times. One-shot fluff, mostly because I needed to figure out what I think is in Tony's head. Rated T for language, Steve/Tony

Spoilers for COLS! Read at your own risk! Even if they had locked eyes, Alec was sure that he wouldn't have come over to say hi, anyway. Malec.

What if Natasha had been the one compromised and put under Loki's mind control instead of Clint? Movieverse. [HIATUS. No plans to complete.]

Natasha has taken to wearing as little clothes as possible around the Avengers' mansion and everyone has noticed. Everyone that is, except for Clint. Fluffy stupid. Smutty at the end. Sort of OOC Natasha but whatever. Clintasha. Blackhawk.

Dean and Castiel are playing out your typical-and-not-so-typical rom-com cliché's. The culprit's obvious. Gabe's just trying to help - it was about time someone kicked the knuckleheads into gear. "And... ACTION!"

Formerly "Natasha Romanoff: Agent of SHIELD?" How did the Black Widow end up at S.H.I.E.L.D? What kind of person was she before Iron Man 2 and The Avengers? I have no clue, but it's fun to guess. M rating for violence in later chapters.

A long mission ends, and the couple finally finds some family downtime. A Clintasha oneshot

After the movie, Natasha has trouble coming to terms with almost losing Clint under Loki's spell and why that affected her to the extent it did.

There are five stages of grief. Clint learns that the hard way. Clint x Natasha.

Natasha has a new mission to take care of on her own, which leads Clint to find a way to say goodbye. Natasha/Cint, Black Widow/Hawkeye, Black Eye, whatever y'all prefer to call it.

It's been two months since the battle in New York. It's Natasha's 27th birthday. So, Clint plans to give her 27 gifts. And Clint refuses to miss even one. BlackEye

Clint and Natasha talk about their future. One shot.

"I'll be done soon," he told her. "Didn't want to go to bed without you-" "Clint, we need to talk," she cut him off.

"They're sleeping together," Tony decided loudly one morning, as his hangover saw him eaten cereal that Steve passed him in last nights shirt, his boxers and his sunglasses.

Because Nat wasn't talking about the the red in her ledger. And who doesn't want to know what really happened in Budapest? Natasha/Clint because they are perfection and need their own movie. NOW.

When Clint loses his eyesight he desperately needs someone to show him that life will go on. Clint/Natasha. Rated T. COMPLETE!

...because there aren't enough Clint/Natasha babyfics.

A scene before Clint wakes up after being under Loki's control. Natasha goes to vist Clint before he wakes up. But what he says is not what she expects. Natasha/Clint. Rated T just in case.

AU. Dean is assigned a job to be the Bodyguard to the infamous Castiel Novak, lead singer of 'The Fallen Angels'. Dean loves a good challenge and Castiel is certainly proven to be exactly that.

Some drabbles that center around the chemistry between Clint/Natasha throughout their careers at S.H.E.I.L.D. Set in the movieverse, so be aware of possible spoilers.Rated M for the last chapter.

Clint and Natasha in the hours immediately after shawarma.

but you get the most ink. Clint doesn't know when Natasha started watching him sleep. But it's nice to know he won't get up and kill anyone in the middle of the night. ClintXNatasha

When Natasha loses her eyesight she needs someone to help her see. And whose eyes would be better than Clint's? Friendship/mild romance. Complete.

Pre-Movie, Natasha Romanoff meets Phil Coulson.

After the Doctor is late for River's first Christmas in Stormcage, he's determined to make it up to her.

One shot continued for the fans. Spoliers for Sizzling Sixteen read at your own risk. My take on what should have continued at the end of the book. Morelli gets what's coming to him. Babefic! Enjoy

The Doctor and River run into Jack, who's a bit befuddled about their relationship.

An old mission gone wrong comes up to haunt Natasha, revealing a side of her only one person knows about.

When he finds him on the roof that evening, gripping the bar around the edge of the rooftop so hard that it looks like it's bending under his hands, Coulson knows that he'll be kicking off any hour now.

Natasha stopped in the main doorway, her hand paused on the handle as she turned to see a sleepy little girl rubbing at her eyes with a bear under one arm.

This story is revised and will be completed. What happens when lingerie buyer Stephanie Plum attends a friend's wedding and meets Capt. Carlos Mañoso? It starts out as a one-night stand, but before long, it's a lot more! Warning: adult scenes/language.

The next time their bare skins meet in the dead of night, he asks her for real, and this time she doesn't laugh along with him. There's no laughter, not even a smile, but there's a kiss, a touch against his jaw, and he knows she's saying yes.

After accidentally discovering Castiel's hair-pulling!kink, Dean finds himself unable to resist teasing the little angel whenever occasion calls for it. It's all fun and games until Castiel takes things into his own hands...

Swinging from a solitary vine leading from a crossing of branches was a noose...and hanging from it, as still as the morning air, was Natasha...Clint and Natasha face their worst fears.

You are my sun, hanging in a sky that we've made together. Only when you sleep do you set and become the endless plot of stars that radiate beauty and mystery into our growing universe. Trinity's POV

Families, however they're defined. Can't live without 'em. But sometimes, couldn't you just slap them? #11/River but not about that directly necessarily. Latest Chapter: Completely random, and I feel like I should apologize.

"We are soldiers." Trinity said as she looked back to the destruction. "Conflict is what we live for and live by most of the time. Death is a part of our constant struggle, but so is progress."

Guard!Dean, Prisoner!Cas. Prison AU: Dean Winchester was no pussy, and the new guy was seriously pissing him off. Prisoners need to be put in their place, but will he do it before it's too late? PWP.

Trinity and Neo. One-shot. Takes place a day after the first film ends.

River may have discovered something that could change her future with the Doctor forever... hello! I post all my new stuff on AO3 under myheartcandream. THERE WILL BE ONE SHOTS CONTINUING THIS STORY SOON! I added a bunch of things to this fic a year or two ago and will be posting it over there as well to go with the one shots. LOVES.

The Doctor is dead. - AU for The Wedding of River Song

River and the Doctor spend some quality time together, only to have it abruptly and awkwardly ended.

Domestic and familial fic. The Doctor and River have a little girl and it's her birthday. In-progress.

River is busting up a bar and getting drunk, and Captain Jack Harkness is the only one who can stop her...

Average day on the TARDIS, no more no less. But everything was always just a bit too much around the Doctor. Quick fic on Amy/Rory and more than implied Doctor/River.

River and the Doctor decide to give Jack something that he lost. but when River finds jack they start out on the wrong foot.

He was not jealous. Just...intrigued. Yes. And he was not showing off, either! It's just that he could hardly be expected to back down from such a challenge...or sit quietly and watch River teach. oneshot. DoctorRiver.

River can make the Doctor nervous with her flirting at the best of times, but young, drunk River is positively terrifying.

Attraction sometimes doesn't have to be faked. Alex Kingston/Matt Smith, AU; Professor/Student situation.

"I love you." He said. He meant it with his whole being, and she knew. It was all he really knew for sure in this crazy world he'd woken up in. He knew little to nothing else. A war is raging, I'm the One, and I love her like nothing else.

A collection of short Christmas-themed stories with the Doctor, River, Amy, and Rory.

The Doctor and River have a secret that not even Amy and Rory know - at least not yet. Rated T for implied adult themes and a bit of coarse language.

Series of short drabbles based on River and The Doctor

"You—students, River, you have them! Out there!" "Oh, calm down, sweetie. We have a good five minutes before we need to go back out."

The Doctor decides to pop in on one of River's lectures and has to admit that he finds this 'professor' side of her really rather sexy. River knew from the moment he walked into her class that this was never going to end well...

Fluffy One-shot about Angua and Carrot. Angua is down and Carrot cheers her up.

While doing some research, River has a much-needed visitor pop in at half past crazy o'clock in the morning.

In River's final moments, a familiar face comes to say goodbye...

My name's Lizzy Pond. I have a mum, daddy and brother. I also have a big sister Melody but sometimes she's River Song. She's a time traveler, like Mummy and Daddy used to be. That's how they know their friend the Doctor and how I've been in his TARDIS.

In which River and the Doctor discuss the validity of alternate universe weddings, and decide they deserve a wedding night anyway. River/Doctor, M.

"I'm not going to lose you, River, I just... Can't lose you." He continued, "We have time! We have plenty of time!" ... "I love you... My Doctor..." She whispered, breathlessly.

The very late second half of my Something series based around the "Something Old, Something New, etc." wedding tradition. The main characters are Angua and Carrot and a canon, but never "on screen" character. Hope everyone likes it!

Dean is a correctional officer. It's his wedding anniversary. Henrikson won't let him go home 'till he finds out who exactly Dean's married TO. So. Henrikson get's the long version. AU. Fluff. Complete and utter fluff. And some mature situations. So.

"No! No, don't you dare give up! You are not going to die today." You can't die to today, he thought afterwards. Surely he would not have to witness her death twice; even he had not done anything so awful to deserve that. Doctor/River angst. Now complete.

"An Impossible Child, River - we're having An Impossible Child..." River/11 pregnancy fic based on Alex Kingston's spoiler "Is is just The Doctor's cot? Basically, how many babies have been in the cot..." ABANDONED

The doctor curled his fists even tighter around the bars of her imprisonment. She didn't understand. This beautiful, brilliant, brainy, bloody infuriating woman had no clue. He had seen her future. He had watched her die for him. 11Doctor/River oneshot.

Based on Let's Kill Hitler, the Doctor's message Melody needs to give to River is really the start of something special...

When Amy and Rory leave the Tardis for a while, River and the Doctor are left all alone, for the first time...

Fred went into a coma after the Battle. He was unconscious for days, and when he woke up he believed in a world that didn't exist. One that will forever change his and Hermione's life. "If he says something barmy you want us to go with it?" "Precisely!"

Hermione tugged at the string holding the hood onto the boy's head, gingerly pulling the fabric back to reveal his face. Lying before her, barely recognizable beyond the swelling and the blood, but still very much himself, was Draco Malfoy.

River challenges the Doctor to a game of chess with unusual stakes. One-shot.

The Doctor wants to show River he can take the lead, so he plans the perfect date. Median time for the Doctor with River. One-shot.

"why am I handcuffed? Why do you even have handcuffs?" River's first encounter with the Doctor and a pair of handcuffs.

The Doctor receives a message on the psychic paper to go to the Stormcage and finds chaos, a trail of blood and another shocking revelation from River Song.

River is very good at distracting people, too good some might say. Although it comes in useful when surrounded by Nazis. Some speculation based on the series 6 trailer. One-shot.

The Doctor and River find out about Doctor Who fan work. DRiver! Crack!

An early River regenerates into a ginger, and this River is much more...handsy than the last.

Random two-shot. A cat follows Neo and Trinity home. Neo doesn't like cats that much, but it persists in following him. What will they do?

Post Matrix-Pre Reloaded. Neo asks a lot of questions, and Trinity is always fine answering them. One day, he asks a rather interesting question. "Do people in Zion get married?" Some references to The Animatrix.

Does the Doctor have honorable intentions? Does River?

The Doctor is alone in the TARDIS and River pops in for an unexpected visit. Only she's forgotten to take some necessary precautions, which can only mean one thing: spoilers! River/Eleven fluff

Drabble, one shot, yet another Eleven/River no, I'm not giving up on this pairing . Because we don't see nearly enough of the Doctor DUI.

Jack is practicing nicknames. Ianto is not impressed.

From a prompt on the Doctor Who Kink Meme Tumblr - after a tough day of adventure, River and the Doctor spend some time relaxing. UPDATE: There is no part 2 due to recent developments in the DW universe.

River and Amy decide to share Katy Perry's "Extra-Terrestrial" with the Doctor, who is alarmed. A ridiculous fanfiction, obviously. River/Doctor flirting, River/Amy friendship

The Doctor takes River to his perfect place to give her the perfect gift...

"Yes! Unsurprisingly you caught on much quicker than he did once. I've come for you River." Spoilers up to 6x04

Two years after the war, a young stranger pays a visit to the burrow. His arrival alone is baffling, but the news he brings of an upcoming war turns the world upside down. Hermione's quiet, post-war life will never be the same.

They have several random meetings through time, and all of them could possibly be their honeymoon. Eleventh Doctor x River Song, futureDoctor x River. ONE-SHOT. - Written BEFORE the revelation of River's parents.

River does some interesting things to the Doctor on the TARDIS console. Amy and Rory are trapped underneath. Set sometime post-"Day of the Moon." Warning for SEXYTIEMS.

Grandma Mazur's birthday is April 22nd and the Plums are planning a party. What does she tell Stephanie her birthday wish is? Will Stephanie be able to give her grandmother what she wishes for? Note: Rating is for language.

They thought this was his most remarkable dedication yet. But he didn't write it for them. He wrote it for her, and she would be the only one who'd never get to see it. One-shot, terribly sad, spoilers, major character death. But... give it a chance.

Hermione is the one who finds Draco weeping in the bathroom. He flees. She chases him into the Room of Requirement, and the room forces them to face their greatest fears together in order to find the door.

The Doctor decides it's only fair that River gets a pet name too! Cuteness ensues. One-shot.

The Doctor wants a vacation instead he gets River Song, all to himself. How could he ever resist that?

100 word teenytiny fics and snippets mostly done for challenges at the discworld100 LJ comm. Mostly Watchcentric, but occasionally someone else gets a look in. Lots of Angua/Carrot.

River makes an unscheduled drop-in but the Doctor is pleased that she did. Even on the run, River sure knows how to turn someone on!

John wants to get married again. Post PKW

The moment Dean realized

Aeryn discovers roller skating, John does not entirely approve. Never argue with a woman, especially Aeryn.

Big huge fluff story of River and the Eleventh Doctor. This is for Pretty Pink Orchard cuz she is awesome. The Doctor takes River on their first date, Asgard only with my own personal twist . Doctor Who and its characters belong to BBC not me.

"I may be the One, Morpheus," he said, quite casually, "and that may be my purpose. But Trinity is the reason. My reason. I don't need any other."

One night, two families, and Grandma Mazur. In this continued series, Stephanie and Ranger decide to finally have that family get-together. And they just hope everyone survives the evening.

The Doctor gets a chance to say something to River he's always wanted to say. Slight River/Eleven. Part of my series of 200 word drabbles

This is set during the last page of book 15. Very Morreli friendly, but a total Babe story. When Joe kisses Stephanie she realizes her true feeling for Ranger.

Stephanie has 3 problems. 1. Both men in her life disappear for 2 months, then reappear, but she’s done with them, 2. Officer Pickie has arrested her, 3. She has one phone call. Who to call? Reposted by popular request. Babe/very HEA!

Dean ended up choosing the hot librarian as his new roommate. AU Dean/Castiel Sam/Sarah

...With PLT and all, Angua knew once her day began to go badly, and it would and could only possibly get worse.

The unsung lyrics to life on the Discworld. Moments, thoughts, feelings, and musings. Short drabbles inspired by songs.

Buffy/Angel. Angel is Sunnydale's bad boy and Buffy is the new girl who just moved to town. Mature Themes. AU. COMPLETE.

Stephanie is fed up and decides she needs some time off...somewhere far from Trenton. Stand-alone, not part of Agreement series or Divine Madness world.

Angua has talked of leaving Carrot, but she's never thought of what it would be like not to have him. Wolves don't have a way to deal with grief.

Random-word-inspired 100-word drabbles. Mostly Watch-centric, quite fluffy ; Vimes, Angua, Carrot, Sybil, Susan, Granny WW and so on. Rated for adult themes. Please read & review.

100 fics telling different moments of D'Argo Sun-Crichton's life. For the fanfic100 Claim. Definate spoilers for PKW but if you haven't seen it by now then your even more farbot than I am.

200-word drabbles based on songs. Just as the last time. Now featuring Lofty and Tonker Monstrous Regiment , Sergeant Angua von Überwald and the legendary Granny Weatherwax.

Do those birthday candle wishes really come true? This is a story of Ranger & Steph as they finally get a grip on their relationship and a HEA. Not too hard on Morelli, he's only slightly bumped and bruised along the way…he'll recover.

Joe and Ranger finally hash it out over Stephanie. However Steph is with Ranger now. She refuses to let the men fight it out their way and sets a few stipulations. Silly one shot. Babe, Babe HEA. MORELLI UNFRIENDLY and CUPCAKE UNFRIENDLY.

Complete! The Burg is holding its annual "Senior" Prom and Grandma has roped Stephanie into chaperoning. Steph doesn't want a date, but Grandma and Mrs. Plum are determined to fix her up. Warning for a little angst and smut in later chapters. Babe story.

Ranger must go out of town to fix a problem with another office. He and Stephanie spend time on the phone learning about each other. Stephanie trains with the guys while he's gone, and he surprises her when he returns. Warning: Lemony goodness!

Those few seconds of falling were the catalyst; the point of clarity and the moment of ultimate revelation. NeoTrin.

Is the new Marriage Law a recipe for disaster or happiness? Hermione Granger first has to catch her Slytherin, and then she'll find out. But why does she choose Lucius Malfoy, of all the unlikely candidates?

Stephanie plans a surprise for Ranger's birthday. This is number two in the Hunt Series, a sequel to Anniversary Surprise. You don't have to read it first, but it'll help.

Tank, Bobby, and Lester tell Sophia, Ranger and Stephanie's daughter, a bed time story.

Stephanie asks Ranger to do the unthinkable. A spin off series of vignettes which take place after the Maxim Online Survey trilogy. Babe.

Joe, Stephanie and Ranger all unknowingly take the same Maxim Magazine online sex survey. Babe one shot just for fun. Not very Morelli friendly.

Sequel to Maxim Online Survey. What happens after Stephanie presses send? Babe story

Stephanie has a problem that even Ranger might not be able to help her with. Babe story, not Cupcake friendly. Warning: High angst and touchy subject matter. STORY COMPLETE.

Oneshot written for humanbeldot's 26 OTP challenge, T/N fluff set right after Neo's blinding.

Neo and Trinity oneshot discussing their potential marriage. Read and Review please!

For Morpheus, it has been a long journey to truly understand how special Trinity is. Written for The Looking Glass Fanfiction Challenge: Revolutions.

As all seems to be falling apart, everything comes together. It is only with faith and love that the One will be discovered. The story of the One and his Love through the first film. FINISHED.

Takes place after the Neo's talk with Councilor Hammond. Waht I think should happen later that night. Short, cute love story.

Draco Malfoy, paragon of wickedness, follows Hermione Granger one day to an unused section of Hogwarts and discovers her unspeakable secret... Oh yeah, and the whole graveyard scene didn't happen. Cedric Diggory is alive. Because I said so.

Neo and Trinity are resurrected because Zion needs a leader for the next generation

Stephanie is stalked by the Jersey Devil, the myth or the man?

Destiny wants Carrot to wear a crown, but can Destiny survive a relationship with a werewolf? Someone's worried it won't, and taking action. it's up to the Watch and their Captain to find the perpetrator, but will they be in time?

Neo, Trinity, a blindfold and a belt. Very strong M for sexual content and language.

TrinNeo Oneshot. Meant to take place sometime during MI

What would have happened if, when the whole crew was in the wall in the first movie, Trinity had rushed to the aid of Morpheus, rather than forcing Neo to leave him?

It all started with her hair. NeoTrin fluff fic

Neo battles his greatest weakness which will become his greatest strength. If he can give in to her...

My 2nd fan fic. Rated for...erm...explicit nature. Neo & Trinity arrive in Zion, having been a couple for awhile. Hope you enjoy!

COMPLETE. Multi awardwinning DracoHermione. PostHogwarts tale of the war with Voldemort and the unexpected contributions of one Draco Malfoy. Drama, War violence, Character death.

Post Matrix. REPOSTED AFTER EDITING. Sure, Neo now knows that he is the One, and Trinity knows that she loves him, but that doesn't mean figuring out how to live will be easy. Finished.

I'm alive I'm realizing what it means to be alive, my heart finally registering the thumping in my chest and the answering beat of yours.

A fluffy little ficlit about John and Aeryn and a moment when they stop to appreciate the simple things. Set during season 2.

[ONESHOT]Angua has finally left Carrot. This is the letter she left behind to explain why. R&R [COMPLETE]

John and Aeryn's daughter feels that all is right with the universe when she sees her parents together.

Just a quiet moment between John and Aeryn. A fluffy little ficlit set right after the PKwars.

Carrot becomes a werewolf. It's soft and sweet CA. Please review (heck please read!) If you review me I'll love you forever!

Every Matrix-turned-SG fan wants court-martial fic. So, here's an attempt at it that dissolves into fluff, damnit. NT

There is just no escaping the realm of dreams...especially the nightmares that seem to haunt the One, asleep or awake. Sometimes, though, Trinity is there to bring him back.

A stranger has some revelations and shocks for Carrot and the Watch. My first Discworld fic.. so please review!

Buffy... Angel... a funeral.

Dates weren't for Watch girls, Angua thought. Dates were for ladies who could afford prim wigs, and dresses expensive enough to look properly simple....A cute story about Carrot and Angua's first date [under edit for technical errors]

(As much as I pretend, I don't belong here. (flipside) Don't worry, I can fix this.) Neo and Trinity learn coexistence, and in doing so, learn to fall. M1.

Cypher is jealous, and he's going to get even. So when Neo leaves his goop unattended one morning, the snake strikes. What follows is an erruption of chaos, questions and stomach contents.

She's always buzzing just like neon.

The Neb has been rather busy lately, separating Neo and Trinity for almost 2 weeks. The first free moment that they have spare, romance ensures. Rated for sexy content that will get you hot and bothered. :)

To Trinity, addiction only becomes a problem when others see it. But it’s hard to keep something like love under wraps for long…

FINISHED. PostReloadedSpoilers. ADDED A PROLOGUE TO THE FIRST CHAPTER! READ IT! Trinity goes on a mission to bring Neo back from his coma and later learns of someone creating an anomaly in the Matrix. Someone that may help in finishing the war.

PostReloaded spoilers. Neo and Trinity, along with Morpheus, Link, and the crew of the Logos embark on a mission to find an end to the war. Written before Revolutions came out. FINISHED!

Basically it's a T/N story with a plot. Trinity finds out something the machines are planning. She calls another ship to help. One of her exes is on the ship. Hilarity ensues. Well, not so much hilarity as action driven plot, but hey. Romance!!!

Neo reflects on his love for Trinity. He has a conversation with Morpheus one night. [You definately do not see many love stories from the Matrix!]

What if Tank hadn't rescued Trinity and Neo from the TV repair shop?

When Trinity brings Neo food in the first film, Neo's awake...

Just 1st season J/A fluff, repost of my story, its kinda old but am trying to rekindle my farscape writing, and figured this would be a gd idea

A short pre-during-post movie piece about Trinity.

A collection of fanfiction

A farscape choose your own adventure story! You become Aeryn Sun, and get to decide how she spends her day! R&R

Aeryn and John's relationship changes

set after the Season 2 finale. *Winner of Best Episode Filler in the Farscape Fanfic Awards* ;o)

There's really no proper way of summarizing this, as it's probably plotless fluff. 'Neo and Trinity talk' sums it up the best, I think.

J/A fic. For all those shippers out there who have been begging for this. Well here ya go, schmaltzyness and all. Although not as gooey as some would like probably....