Oha :D

Russia is my toy. He lives in my freezer underneath Orochimaru who is in my fridge. Just thought you'd like to know of that fact.

I HAVE TWO OTHER ACCOUNTS WHICH ARE JOINED UP WITH SOME FRIENDS OF MINE, READ THEM.

there's the Crazy Random Happinstance, a joint account with Emzy (aka Sasodeiakatsukichan) on which we rp, and also shinattyjizzrainbows, a joint account with Silpok (dinoburger) and Laznik (rusame) of which we write retarded crack shit at 5am.

Now because I am bored I will tell you random facts about me. hehe! Read or ignore, I don't give a damn.

I can't cook. I burn everything, no kidding. I can relate to England about that =.= I have taken approximately 642 hetalia quizzes as well as asked many friends, and apparantly I am a cross between Italy and America lol, what a dangerous combination. As well as 1 England and 1 China. Hmm.

I'M PRUSSIAN. MEIN GROSSVATI WAS PRUSSIAN. OHJA. YOUR MIND HOLE JUST BLEW.

I am Australian and my kangeroo's name is Jumpy Spunky. I love vegemite ice cream haha

I am a bit of a grammar freak. I automatically correct the grammar and spelling of anything I read. If you need a beta then... *shiny eyes*

I know I update VERY slowly, but the only day of the week I have nothing on is Sunday which I often use to either sleep or catch up with friends. Gah. I'll try though!!!

Also, I have been challenged to... accept challenges, basically. Throw me your worst!!! I love challenges! Right now I've got russia x multilated sunflower, russia x latvia x egg, russia x america in a public bathroom with a rubber duckie and dog biscuits and roma x japan. Can be dark, gruesome, hilarious, weird and... anything you want to challenge me with :}

Basically the only tv shows I like are Doctor Who (doctor x master ftw, i also like doctor x jack), Torchwood (jack x ianto is okay, but too popular. I prefer jack x john haha) and How I Met Your Mother (Barney = sex machine). Dr Horrible's Sing-Along Blog is awesome too. I think Barney and Dr Horrible... ehehehehe...

At the moment I am 100% hetalia spaz, but I love a lot of other animes and mangas too.

MY AWESOME TOMODACHIS ARE MARSHMALLOWSUN (emzy), DINOBURGER (silpok), RUSAME (laznik) AND LIE LIGHTLY (jesska) READ THEIR STUFF OR ILL APPEAR IN YOUR ROOM AT NIGHT WITH A SHOVEL SINGING TROLOLOLOLOLOL WHILE EATING GOOSEBERRIES.

WHICH ARE ACTUALLY QUITE NICE BTW. I HAVEN'T HAD THEM IN A WHILE COME TO THINK OF IT...

TOMORROW, IM GOING DOWN THE STREET AND BUYING GOOSEBERRIES.

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Your Real Name: ...well im not telling you that 8 but my nickname is Edsky C: even though you'll probably figure it out by the end of this idfc

2.Your Gangsta Name (first 3 letters of real name ‘izzle’): Edwizzle... cool?

3. Your Detective Name (favorite color favorite animal): Red Racoon. Oh sex.

4. Your Soap Opera Name (Middle name current street name): Rose Charles. I sound like an annoying person.

5. Your "SSOOMMEETTHHIINNGG" Name (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Wesedber

6. Your Superhero Name (2nd favorite color favorite drink): Yellow Pearl Tea. Um?

7. Your Arab Name (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Dwelva... and mutti has no middle name. Oh well.

8. Your Witness-Protection Name (mother's middle name): see above..

9. Your Goth Name: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Maccacio. Or Charlie. Or Lizzy. Or Tabitha. Or Tina. Or Claude. Or Lucy. Or Daisy. Or Bella. Or Speckles. Or Alice... Is that all of them? =.=

10. Your hobo name: (Your least favorite color and your least favorite food):

….I LOVE ALL COLOURS. Um... um... I guess... royal blue risotto (the only food I've ever eaten that I don't like, and I have eaten A LOT. Including scorpian and thousand year old egg.)

List twelve of your favorite characters from Hetalia, in no particular order.

1. America

2. Russia

3. Lithuania

4. Sweden

5. Belarus

6. Romano

7. Austria

8. France

9. England

10. Prussia

11. China

12. Hungary

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

About Bela...? well... a while... a few weeks back I read a sealand x bela. Yup. My crack OTP XD

"One and Seven are in a happy relationship until Nine runs off with Seven. One, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two.

America and Austria are in a happy relationship until England runs off with Austria. America, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with China and a brief unhappy affair with Hungary, then follows the wise advice of Belarus and finds true love with Russia.

OH HELL FUCKING YEAH. RUSAME OTPNESS SPAZ ATTACK. But lol, not sure about bela... don't trust her amerika... ;-;

What title would you give this fic?

The Eleventh Boner. -hasn't slept for 48 hours-

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Austria/France...? LOL. That's a funny pairing. Well, I usually end up hating all canon pairings so id probably hate it. Fml.

How would you react if you saw Eight and Eleven in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

France and... and China? I... would... get the video cameras out CB

How would you feel if Two dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

Russia? I would say something along the lines of “aww, that's adorable!” and hug him. Even when I do get affected by criticism (which is not often) I never, ever show it. I'm a brick when I want to be :)

If you saw Nine and Three in bed together, what would you do?

Liet and Iggy... I would... I would... join in ;DDD no, I would probably just laugh my head off and walk away. No need to tell them about the cameras.

You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year, and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find Ten rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Prussia. Stab him with a fork and tie him to something then make him admit I'm more awesome than him. I'M PRUSSIAN DAMMIT, I WANT SOME LOVE.

What would you feel this second if Four gave you a daisy right now?

Sweden? That... would be... SO FREAKING ADORABLE ESUYGKFAUWHFCOIWJ.

Six has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

ROMANO. AND YOU SAY YOU'RE STRAIGHT. PFF.

28. Seven, Nine, and Four have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

They'd be a pretty sexy band I must say, though I might just have to rip their arms off and shove them down their throats then regret it later. -is NOT a morning person-