OKAY. I want to start a new fic.

Warning: AmericaxPrussia Out of Character-ish, AU

Disclaimer: WHAT COULD I POSSIBLY OWN?

A Dead Devil's Production

"Welcome, Sir. Are you here to visit?"

That's what the lady behind the counter says every time someone walks in. Alone.

"Are we dropping off?"

Is what that lady says when you're two people.

I am Alfred F. Jones. I'm staying in the White Eagle Hospital. Oh no- I'm not sick. I've very well actually. I don't even know why am here. They say I'm too- what's the word again… I forgot- something to do with me being impulsive and unrealistic. You're probably thinking there is nothing wrong with that.

And you're right. There is nothing wrong with that. The doctors are just too big of morons to see that.

My Doctor is Dr. Gilbert. He's said to be one of the best in his field, but he often lets that get to his stupid head. Sometimes I think he's too much of a retard to be a doctor and this is all a prank or something.

"Mr. Jones?"

I stare at the nurse that called my surname. She has long brown hair, green eyes and a fair complexion. She's pretty, but nothing special. If my memory serves me right her name is Elizabeta.

"I have your lunch. Your favorite! Hamburgers!"

I suddenly feel enthusiastic when I see Elizabeta bring in a tray with a hamburger on it. I sit up from my bed and wait for her to put the tray down she smiles and waves then leaves me to eat.

"Thank you Elizabeta!"

I bite the hamburger and I frown. The hamburgers in this place suck. They're too dry. I sigh. The only time I get good food is when Gilbert is around. At least that bum brings me real food. [1]

I take four more bites of the unholy burger and throw the leftovers in the trashcan by my desk before I flop down on my bed and rip open the bar of chocolate I have hidden under my mattress.

Good thing tomorrow is a Saturday. Every Saturday Gilbert comes and runs some tests on me. Not to mention he gives me food to stash cause he knows the food here is.

[1] McDonald's

OKAY PEOPLE. That is story like prolg-ish (it's chapter 1). So tell me what you think.

EDIT!

I have a BETA NOW! She'll be fixing my chapters. THANK GOD. This lovely person goes by the name karatemaster101.

EDIT!2

THANK YOU Earth Coyote for pointing that out- When i msg my beta the email censors the words I guess I missed it when I was editing it back.