SUP GUYS IM SORRY THIS IS NOT A CHAPTER.

Yeah, yeah, I know, I hate these things too...

but anyway, dont worry, its not discontinued or on hiatis or anything like that. So yeah.

I don't know if you're familiar with the Australian school system thingo, but basically, we're all given a free (crappy) laptop when we hit year nine.

I pretty much live on this laptop.

See, it may be crappy, but that doesn't mean I can't shove bucketloads of movies onto it, read fanfiction all through class and write porn.

But then... my art teacher heard me and my butt buddies discussing said porn... AND GOT FF BLOCKED.

IT WAS A TERRIBLE DAY FOR US ALL.

(btw, I dont know if you guys get this, but in australia, they block ANYTHING that has ANY chance of not being educational. EVEN GOOGLE IMAGES FOR GOD'S SAKE. There are ways to get through it, like proxies and firewalls and whatever, but only if you're a brainiac...)

BUT ANYWAY, luckily for me, my dad is a teacher. At a different school (thankfully). So, I figured out his password (a random guess that happened to be right, it was awesome) and hacked into his account so I could access ff during class.

That baby served me for a year and a half.

Today, I was caught. And they took my laptop.

The one day where I had a heap of porn I was writing/reading and it was OPEN.

AND THEY TOOK IT FROM ME.

AND TOLD ME THEY WERE GOING TO GO THROUGH IT.

AND THEY TOLD MY DAD.

YEAH.

I'M IN BIG SHIT.

...luckily vati is the type of teacher who instructs his students on how to cheat in a test. And then tests them to see how well they cheat. Yep.

So he just laughed at me for 76598732 hours and nicknamed me cyberhacker.

BUT BACK TO THE POINT, I dont have my laptop, I don't know when I'm getting it back, if they bother reading the porn (knowing them they will, snoopy bastards) they may possibly take it from me... in other words, I will be doomed. I may move to Antarctica. Farewell blue skies.

GHDJKFGKASDHFGKJHZSDGKFJHSGAD.

In the mean time, ill get used to writing by hand and write as many chapters as I can to make it up to you. That way, when I do FINALLY update, I can update 7469856289 chapters at once C:

…...unless my mother finds out.

If that happens, ill tell a friend my password and they can post up the details for my funeral. Which you are all invited to.

HAPPY HACKING~ -goes off and cries in lonely corner of misery-

PS. it's bad luck to give bad news without good news. I GOT A REAAAAALLY GOOD MARK ON MY MATH TEST. LIKE, REALLY REALLY REALLY GOOD. WITHOUT STUDYING. BOO YAH.

There is your good news for the day. Do svidanya. -returns to lonely corner of misery-