HalloweenGuardianhide bio
 Author has written 17 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh GX, Kingdom Hearts, D.Gray-Man, Yu-Gi-Oh, Twilight, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Doctor Who, Torchwood, and X-Men: Evolution. I want to be a writer, so this site fucking rules! XD I plan on writing a lot of fanfics, for all my fans (holy crap, I have fans? O_o) and hopefully co-write some stories, so if you want me to co-write something with you, please, ask. I'm currently writing a story with Monkey from Monkey and Cookee. Look them up, they are fantastic writers. Also, check out my DA. O Mah Nuggets! People really like my Hetalia story O_o Well, I guess I need to write more of those XD If you want any certain pairings, ask! :D :D :D I iz open to MOST couples. My fave couples are: Spain/Southern Italy ~ Hetalia Sasuke/Naruto ~ Naruto Kakashi/Sasuke ~ Naruto Roy/Edward ~ Fullmetal Alchemist Russia/Canada ~ Hetalia Russia/America ~ Hetalia America/Canada ~ Hetalia France/Canada ~ Hetalia America/England ~ Hetalia Germany/N. Italy ~ Hetalia Greece/Turkey ~ Hetalia Turkey/Egypt ~ Hetalia Greece/Japan ~ Hetalia Japan/England ~ Hetalia Russia/China ~ Hetalia China/Korea ~ Hetalia Axel/Roxas (akuroku) ~ Kingdom Hearts Riku/Sora ~ Kingdom Hearts Zexion/Demyx ~ Kingdom Hearts I have more, but I think it would be awhile before you finished the list XD Btw, I speak English, Spanish (more or less,) am learning Russian, and want to learn Japanese. |
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Who knew? by Easily Distracted0720 reviews
Tony had always been careful with who he sleeps with. Man or woman, he always makes sure that there will be no accidents. Still, who really knew how potent a frost giant sorcerer was in bed? Well, now he had some idea. FROSTIRON MPREG. No like, no read.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 136,103 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 1,664 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Boy next door meets boy next door by AdoreThem reviews
17 year old Ianto Jones lived at 13th Charles St. near the St David's center with his mom and little sister. 17 year old Jack Harkness and his parents are moving into the house right next to Ianto's. what happenes when they meet? M:12,23,35,38,52 COMPLETE Mistakes corrected.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 29,794 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
You Bastard Aru by xblkdragonx reviews
Sometimes sex with Russia, isn't all it's cracked up to be
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Russia, China - Complete
Family: Not As Easy As It Looks by xXxEpicallyxXxEpicxXx reviews
One-shot. In which the Avengers are your standard suburban family... Kind of... AU
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,372 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Tease by Cryselephantine reviews
VERY EXPLICIT MAN ON MAN ACTION. Let it not be said, that Anthony Edward Stark would lose his wit so easily, even in the throes of passion.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
How We Do It In Asgard by QueenKimo reviews
"On Asgard, men and women are not limited to lie with just one another..." Thor spoke, his face beginning to move in closer to Steve's, strong arms on either side of the Captain's body.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor - Complete
Two Lokis, One Thor by Alexinie reviews
Loki and Thor give into their desires, but what happens when Loki brings his double into the mix? M! Wild Smut! Hot Asgardian sex for sale, see inside for details ;
Thor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Round Bed by Mistress Zipper reviews
Teasing someone isn't nice. Especially if he's a god. Thor x Loki, Tony x Steve, foursome
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Performance Issues by izzabella11 reviews
Tony has an unexpected problem in bed. Things only get worse from there... Tony/Loki oneshot
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Starks and Stripes by Saerlaith Cainnech reviews
UNBETA'D. Pepper sends Steve in on a secret mission...
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Midgardian Smut by LulaMadison reviews
Loki discovers slash fic on the internet. Naturally, he uses it to annoy Thor, Tony, and Steve. Pairings: Thor/Loki and Tony/Steve. Warnings: Naughty words & naughtier situations.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,581 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 228 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Gag and Chain, Pleasure and Pain by AtrumMaximus reviews
Thor/Loki PWP inspired by the gag and chains Loki had on at the end of Avengers. Warnings for rough sex, semi-sibling incest and breathplay. Oh and the gag and chain of course. Written as a tumblr askbox adventure.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 69 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Skogkatt got your tongue? by AnalyseThisInkBlot reviews
ONESHOT: Pure smut between the God of Thunder and the God of Mischief.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Kneel by kikaikitai reviews
My take on Loki and Tony's meeting at Stark Tower. Loki x Tony Stark smut.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 66 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Problem With Spells by CertifiedOtaku593 reviews
Loki is trying out a new spell when it earns some...unexpected results. -cat ears!Loki- ThorLoki! SOON TO BE A TWO-SHOT
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,782 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Operation Doppelganger by EEevee reviews
Matthew had thought this over a million times, now he just had to voice his idea. He cleared his throat and whispered, "Hey, you want my twin brother, I like you; I think we can work something out here." Warning: college AU, human names, snarky!Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 111,090 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Canada, Russia
All This And Heaven Too by Lily Ophelia reviews
Magnus is drawn to Linda Wallander after the events of One Step Behind. Magnus/Linda. COMPLETE.
Wallander - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,683 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Linda W., Magnus M. - Complete
Misery by guidinglight18 reviews
LJ norsekink prompt filled. Based off the song Misery by Maroon 5. Tony really shouldn't have gotten involved with the God of Mischief. Tony Stark/Loki
Thor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Loki - Complete
New to This by Keep.Film.Alive reviews
Hulk really had it out for Steve today, Tony was concerned so he just wanted to check up on him. It's not his fault Steve was laying pretty much naked in all his glory on his bed, of course he's going to stare.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Practically Family by DropsxofxJupiter reviews
Someone is flirting with Harry. Draco doesn't like it. Keep in mind - this is pure smut. Warnings: Possessive!Top!Draco Submissive!Bottom!Harry, Spanking, Toys
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Morning After by Sandshinobi00 reviews
A.U The first time Matthew drinks he gets completely wasted and wakes up next to... Ivan! Alfred is not going to like this. What's a poor Canadian to do? T now, M later. IvanxMatt, and AlfredXArthur.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,165 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Discovered Truths by InDeppth reviews
-Things had been a bit different lately. A certain tension had begun to arise and had made things very awkward as of late. To make it simple; Vince had been avoiding Howard and he was yet to find out why- Warnings: PWP, spanking, Fluff I guess –
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,012 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Howard M., Vince N. - Complete
Jack Wins Again by confused-bliss reviews
Jack has done the unthinkable. He has attempted to use the coffee machine - leading to disastrous consequences. Ianto is determined to fix the problem... but Jack has other ideas.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Following Suit by InDeppth reviews
-Vince always controlled the game, now it was Howard's turn.- Warnings: Bumming/Slash But that's what you're here for right? , Bondage, sadomasochism, slight cross-dressing - if you haven't stop reading now well then i guess the rest doesn't matter.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
It doesn't hurt by Felicitous Fiction reviews
Gilbert is a famous violinist. Everyone who knows him thinks hes in a happy relationship with his boyfriend Ivan. But what if things aren't what they seem? RussiaPrussia AU abuse, rape, character death, oneway!AustriaPrussia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,491 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Russia, Prussia - Complete
Ficlet: Hot by tha-artemisrox reviews
A short little moment of Vince/Howard, dealing with warm weather. PWP
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
Stoicism by GoldenAurora reviews
Stoicism. An indifference to pleasure or pain. That is exactly how he acts. He is emotionless; nothing phases him. Germany after WWII. Rated M just in case. A whatisthisidonteven historical-ish fiction. R&R?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Lights, Camera, For Your Entertainment! by YaoiSlashLover reviews
The students of Bayville High compete to see who's the best performer. Kurt has the perfect performance in mind for a special someone. Logurt.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Wolverine/Logan, Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
Baby, It's Cold Outisde by vckyhng reviews
"Your hands are just like ice. Why don't you let me warm them for you?" Holiday one-shot inspired by the song, "Baby, It's Cold Outside." HPDM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Battle for Uranus by Cheetah Goddess reviews
Written on the prompt "back-flips on Uranus".
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Red is definitely your colour by Keltic Banshee reviews
John doesn't like it when people mess with his jacket. But he may just make an exception when it comes to Ianto.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Ianto J., John H. - Complete
Sex tape by Horriblefreak reviews
"I think we just made our first sex tape."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,512 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Of Droogs and Dogs by MyWords-MySolace reviews
HPDMHP "Save a dance for me tonight, Potter!" It's Halloween at Hogwarts. With the help of a devious Ginny, and none from a pining Ron, Harry's in for an intersting ball. "For once, just be selfish and channel that Gryffindor courage and snog him."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,570 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Improper Use of a National Anthem by remuslives23 reviews
Jack and Ianto celebrate yet another holiday they missed while Jack was away. Read the notes within for details of the fics that inspired this.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Trip the Wire by Lynnie Kleriker reviews
Written for Kari;; Rape;; Germany/Russia;; Smut;; In order to overcome past guilt, Germany and Russia have a deal of sorts. The only issue is making sure they never trip that ever so delicate wire.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,429 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Germany, Russia - Complete
Flirting with Danger by ForbalaTheGreen reviews
Logan and Kurt have the mansion to themselves for a few weeks, and intend to use it accordingly. But when Gambit shows up in the middle of the night, all their plans are ruined. What are Gambit's motives? slash, boyboy.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,313 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Between John and a hard place by JolinarJackson reviews
Ianto shifted his position and something hard dug into his thigh. "Dear God." John answered, "It's my gun, I swear." - Jack/Ianto, Ianto/John Hart - unrequited
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/14/2010 - John H., Ianto J. - Complete
Pickup lines Hetalia style by Libideth reviews
Hetalia pick up lines! better summary inside! Rated T for rather dirty pick-up lines that are to come. ENJOY !
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,328 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 10/26/2009
One Night Stand by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Alfred is in love with Matthew. Matthew is oblivious. After one drunken night, Alfred regrets his loss of control and says nothing, hoping to protect their friendship . Too bad Matthew actually wants to find the person he slept with.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,481 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
No Use Arguing by Tamer Lorika reviews
Japan find himself the on-call nation-sitter when Germany needs someone to keep an eye on his brother. But Japan doesn't mind, not at all. They always can find SOMETHING to do. Written in a fic exchange.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,829 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Prussia, Japan - Complete
Jack Teh Unicron by Madame Seabush reviews
oh my god tiemlawds. Crack. Charlie teh Unicron inspired.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2010 - The Master, 10th Doctor - Complete
S Rozhdestvom Kristovym by Pocky of Doom reviews
"Prompt: Food-play and dub-con. Characters: Russia and China; America and Japan if more are needed. Make me nosebleed!" And that is why this exists.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Russia, China - Complete
Coffee Cake by better-than-catastrophe reviews
Ianto makes Jack a cake. But its not to be eaten without Ianto.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Prussia and the internet by WOKgeotobi reviews
Gilbert has too much time on his hands and spends it talking to everyone MSN.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,030 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Prussia
The Kolkhoz Kitty by The-Grim-Prince reviews
Due to one of England's magical mishaps, Russia is transformed into a harmless little cat. He's dumped on Toris to take care of, who doesn't realize who his new friend is. What no one knows is that there's a time limit on this change. When time is up...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,924 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Lithuania, Russia - Complete
King Of Pranks by Mossnose reviews
Axel is causing problems all through The World That Never Was. All because of what day it is. Desperate for help, the Organization turn to an unlikely ally. Will their plan succeed?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Sora, Axel - Complete
As if the Year Wasn't Hard Enough! by Canadino reviews
High school AU. Various oneshots with various pairings. So much love, so little time!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,184 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Hungary
Slippery Possessions by Inspired Demon of Fiction reviews
The Doctor takes a few licks… *deletes* *rewrites* The Master's mouth possesses… *deletes quickly and rewrites* Licking as… *smashes keyboard with head* OH FOR CYRING OUT LOUD! WILL THE RIDICULOUSLY DIRTY PUNS NEVER END! 10/Simm!Master
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,270 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - The Master, 10th Doctor - Complete
The Great Camelot Gender Switch by once and future appleheart reviews
A wish made by Morgana turns Camelot upside down. And with two royal visitors about to arrive! How's Arthur going to cope with being a princess? And Merlin a maidservant? They're not the only ones, either - it's the whole castle who has been switched.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,877 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Merlin, Arthur
Donna the Unicorn and the Tomb of Horrors by Madame Seabush reviews
Donna visits the TOMB OF HORRORS! Charlie the Unicorn inspired. AU. Absolute Crack.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
I'm Not Wearing Underwear Today by Madame Seabush reviews
Inspired by Avenue Q. The Doctor isn't wearing underwear. Drabble/ficlet. Crack. AU.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Time Lords with Hats 2 by Madame Seabush reviews
The Time Lords are back, in another hat-filled adventure! AU. Crack.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Personal Combat Training by Jooles34 reviews
Jack and Ianto undertake some personal combat training together. But it doesn’t take long for the combat and training to fall by the wayside, until they are just left with “personal”. M/M slash.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,131 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Time Lords with Hats by Madame Seabush reviews
All the fun of Time Lords, but with the added comfort of hats! AU. Oneshot. Crack.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/20/2009 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
What's Wrong With Pink? by KaibaGirl007 reviews
A mysterious package arrives for the Torchwood team and sends them to a place they never thought possible. And just what is wrong with the colour pink? CURRENTLY ABANDONED DUE TO LACK OF PERSONAL INTEREST
Crossover - My Little Pony & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,800 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - [Ianto J., Jack H.] Gwen C.
Red by Darkfire75 reviews
England/Spain. "You look so beautiful in red."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2009 - England/Britain, Spain - Complete
Kiss Me by destinationXoblivion reviews
Axel is absolutely infatuated with the new member, and will stop at nothing to have him. Such devotion will surely end in tragedy. Or will it? Sorry this is so bad, I wrote this when I was MUUUUCH younger and didn't understand the characters. Warning: yaoi, rape, lemons, mpreg. Please, if this offends you, don't read it.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,187 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
When Pasta Is To Blame by FroggyFran reviews
Maybe Romano and Feliciano are even more alike than we thought. GermanyxN.Italy SpainxS.Italy MPREG full lemon in later chapters fourshot -First Hetalia, please go easy-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,908 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Germany, N. Italy
Canadian warrior by Libideth reviews
Canada gets mad about Not being noticed and decides to do something that may not pay off in the end! My first Fanfic EVER!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Canada
Canadian Persuasion by Darkfire75 reviews
Canada/America. Canada has his own way of winning arguments: blowjobs.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Canada, America - Complete
Mine Is Better by Darkfire75 reviews
America/Japan. America says he has better porn than Japan. Japan takes this as a challenge.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/23/2009 - America, Japan - Complete
The Arctic Race by Selath reviews
Canada is tired of being bullied over his weak Northern Borders and his boss said it was time to do something about it! Recent events included...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Canada, Russia
Baby Got Back by Cutthroat Pixie reviews
Spain/Romano: Spain just can't resist the extra junk in Romano's trunk.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/6/2009 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Roasting Marshmallows by karrot bear reviews
In which Russia decides everyone should go camping.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Russia, Lithuania - Complete
Pushing The Boundaries by tatterdemalion reviews
Sleeping was better than listening to Alfred. It was better than listening to Arthur. And it was better than glaring daggers at the nation sitting next to him. PWP; Sadiq/Heracles
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Greece, Turkey - Complete
He said, She said by Fabled-theWolf reviews
What happens when Russia finds out about his terrifying reputation? Well, he decides to hold a little meeting to find the root of all the rumors about him and his fellow countries. contains both country and human names and references to several pairings
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Russia, China - Complete
I like cake, do you? by msluvr reviews
It's Japan's birthday and he gets a scrumptious cake. What will Russia do with America and the cake? Everyone is invited! ONESHOT! RU x AM. Rated M, for Mature Content and swearing. R&R if you wish... If you do you get cake!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Russia, America - Complete
Let's Play Some Tetris Mother Russia by Raggedy Doctor reviews
Alfred shows Matthew a new game. Ivan sings classic Russian folk songs. Tetris is better than pong.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/8/2009 - America, Russia - Complete
Eavesdropping by Monkey and Cookee reviews
AU. Hikari, Takeru and Daisuke are eavesdropping on Taichi and Yamato who are saying things that get the three kids thinking something's going on. What are Tai and Matt doing? -M.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Taichi Y./Tai K., Daisuke M./Davis, Yamato I./Matt, Takeru T./TK - Complete
I'm Effing The Master by Madame Seabush reviews
The Doctor decides to tell the truth, confession via TARDIS video. Not particularly Rose/Doctor friendly. Semi-Crack.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2009 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Strip Video Game by KivaEmber reviews
For Art Trade. AU oneshot. Gilbert suggested a game of Strip Primal Rage. Prussia/Germany.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,067 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Taking Comfort in the Bottle by Aries Draco reviews
from the kink meme. It's a cold night and the only one he has left is vodka. Belarus doesn't count.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Russia - Complete
Docta' Docta' by Rosette-Cullen reviews
An average human commodity of a doctor's visit turns into a bit more for Edward. Edward and Carlisle, Slash, M for graphic lemon and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
The Great and Mighty Fck Up by grave-walker reviews
Arthur/Merlin oneshot genderswap and Crack fic. In which there is a sorceror who f*cks up, and Merlin is turned into a girl. A girl Arthur can't help but notice, that is quite smexy
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,219 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 85 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Skull Crusher Mountain by Madame Seabush reviews
The Master has randomly kidnapped The Doctor and has him on Skull Crusher Mountain. Song Inspired. Skull Crusher Mountain by Jonathan Coulton. Semi-Crack. AU.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - 10th Doctor, The Master
Honey Trap by Madame Seabush reviews
So, I said to myself - if they can do it to Sam Tyler, why can't I with the Doctor? Drabble. AU.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2009 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
All Tied Up by Madame Seabush reviews
The Master finds the Doctor in a compromising situation. Drabble. AU.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2009 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Rhapsody in Blue by RoseWalker22 reviews
It's Morgana's birthday and wants Arthur to do something and what Morgana wants, Morgana gets. Merlin/Arthur. Read warnings please
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,368 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Madly in Love by Camryn Richards reviews
Judai likes Johan, Johan likes Judai! But what of the interfering people? And that evil person--yeah, who guessed who! READ! It's in progress, so there's only one chapter right now, but yeah I'll update. JxJ SPIRITSHIPPING!
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Johan A./Jesse A.
Spin the Bottle by Execrator reviews
Fred and George organize an innocent game of Spin the Bottle. Pairings: Draco/Harry, Everybody/Everybody Else. Slash. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,000 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Nightmare! by Monkey and Cookee reviews
AU. Light and L are in a competition for something. Matt, Mello and Near sure are some pervs... What's with the maid's outfit and the kinky chain! LightxL or LxLight, whichever you see. -M.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Doctors Day Off: a KittenMischief Contest Entry by NaughtypastryChef reviews
Carlisle and Edward go to medical school together. Edward brings Carlisle home for Thanksgiving. Sex follows. M/M interaction, very graphic!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,012 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 55 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Cookie Switch by Monkey and Cookee reviews
AU LightxL or LxLight, whichever way you see it. Those two have cookies and are with a baby Near. What happens? -M.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Light Y., L, Near - Complete
Pixie Sticks by Monkey and Cookee reviews
AU. Judai has pixie sticks one day... Johan sees... Crack. Disclaimer: I own nothing. -M.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Johan A./Jesse A. - Complete
Sugar High Madness by Monkey and Cookee reviews
AU. Johan and Judai are a little sugar high when they go to school, what happens? Crack. Disclaimer: I own nothing. -M.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Johan A./Jesse A. - Complete
Dear Diary by BellaHickenbottom reviews
Jasper gets bored and makes Carlisle "feel" in love with a member of the Cullen family but who is it? SLASH *ONESHOT*
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Carlisle, Jasper - Complete
Let Sleeping Dogs Lie by Deanmon-Is-My-Real-Name reviews
Logan is in a bad mood after a training session, so Kurt cheers him up... And those X-Kids really need to learn to let sleeping dogs lie... Sequel to "Payback" and, of course, it's SLASH! lol. As if u didnt no! lol.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Sweet Dreams by Deanmon-Is-My-Real-Name reviews
Kurt's feeling down, so Logan cheers him up... SLASH! lol. That means male/male relationship! If you no likey, you no ready! Got it? Good. Nightcrawler/Wolverine. Rated M for a reason! lol. I have a dirty mind! lol. At least, Kurt thinks so! lol.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Wolverine/Logan - Complete
The Time of My Life by velshtein reviews
50 moments in the lives of O'Brien and Jim. Slash. O'Brien/Jim.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/3/2008 - O'Brien A./Axel B., Jim C. - Complete
Of Pet Shops and Oceans by Candied reviews
He'll never survive! Demyx claimed, moving his arms about animatedly. I wasn't quite sure that Demyx was right, but the sight of his tears was too much for me to oppose. I had to do something. [AU] [Zemyx] [Shounenai] For X fuji X
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Paper Thin Restraint by Mizurio reviews
[Yaoi SanoKenSano] Upon misinterpratation, Kaoru listens in on an odd conversation and imagines what's really happening. The only thing stopping her from conferming her suspisions a ridiculously thin paper door.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Sanosuke, Kenshin - Complete
Got a MALFOY as my SEX TOY by Minerva McTabby reviews
Parody of "There's a WOCKET in my POCKET" by Dr. Seuss. A celebration of Slytherin sexuality, written in honor of the Slytherin Fuh-Q Fest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2003 - Severus S., Draco M. - Complete
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My Heart Wonders reviews
The title makes it seem all deep and stuff, but it won't be. LoganxKurt. Rated M for future chapters.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Wolverine/Logan
Torchwood Teens reviews
Ianto Jones has some new neighbors. The hot one catches his attention. Will Ianto catch his? May eventually be rated M. No spoilers.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,002 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Kindergarden That Never Was reviews
Not a creative title, or story, but I started a high school one then thought "hey, a kindergarden one would be cute" so yeah... yay!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010
Who High reviews
Ever since the Doctor and the Master regenerated into teenagers, they've been forced to a. go to high school and b. spend a LOT of time together. After awhile, they both start to realize that they don't hate each other as much as they thought they did...
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,305 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Ferrets! reviews
Parody of Ferrets, by Jason Steele, the creator of Charlie the Unicorn. So, yeah. Hope it's epicly funny.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Maid in Heaven reviews
Yes, I stole the title. Back off, I was out of ideas. Anyway, another bet story. China lost, and now has to wear something frilly, short, and black n white
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 10/5/2009 - China - Complete
Heta Hallow reviews
Hetalia Halloween :D Yay! Too bad it's early, but oh well. This explains everyones costumes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
You took my bear? reviews
Russia-san! D: Oh Canada, you don't know what you'r in for...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Canada, Russia - Complete
The Intern reviews
Carlisle is the head doctor at the hospital, everyone loves him... but he doesn't LOVE anybody. Until the intern comes. He's hot, caring, and will be a great doctor. Too bad he's not gay... is he?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Mystery Man reviews
OC, slightly AU. Jesse and Jaden find a strange boy washed up on the shore of Duel Academy. Once he wakes up, strange things start to happen. Who is this Mystery Man, really?
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Johan A./Jesse A., Jaden Y./Jūdai Y.
Couple Karaoke reviews
Alice wanted to do some karaoke after a great game of baseball. What ensues? Singing of course. Duh.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,480 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
Oh, Carlisle reviews
Edward was just minding his own business, reading a book, when Carlisle decided to come in and distract Edward with his crazy hotness. Damn that doctor and his hotness!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Hoh boy reviews
Did Jaden really steal Chazz's iPod? Or is Chazz jumping to conclusions?
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Johan A./Jesse A. - Complete
Wannabe Spice Girls? reviews
Another story of someone or someones in this case loosing a bet. Please forgive the JoeyxMai. I hate it too.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
Allen can sing? reviews
Apparently. He looses a bet, and has to sing... in front of the WHOLE ORDER! Poor Moyashi... enjoy!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
You Crazy Pyro reviews
Roxas thinks he's gay, but he's not sure. Axel leads him in the right direction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
One Crazy Night reviews
It was Chazz's birthday, and although Jesse didn't want to go, Jaden dragged him along. What ensues?
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Johan A./Jesse A., Jaden Y./Jūdai Y. - Complete
