Hi! This is my profile! (No, really?) I'm going to try to keep the copy and pastes to a minimum from now on, though I'll still have the ones that are up right now. I've written four stories. (But you probably knew that.) By the way, if you're visiting my profile in hopes of finding more Sonny with a Chance fanfictions, you may as well leave. That was a present for a friend. I am NOT a Disney Channel fan. I'll be keeping track of my stories here, despite the small number currently up. Thanks for actually looking at my profile. I'll be honest, how I 'act' towards you depends on if I know you. I'll probably me a lot more polite if I don't, so don't worry that I'm going to start screaming at you or something. Also, I was formerly known as Randomanime456. So if you're looking for her, you're in the right place.

Name: Hannah.

Age: Mid Teens

Country: America

Nicknames: There're a good many; Miss Banana, Nanners, Hannah Claus, Hanime, Hannah Banana, Hannah Montana, Montana. As a fair warning, most of these will incur my wrath. There- you have been warned.

You May Call Me: Technically, you can call me anything, but I'd prefer Hannah, Randomanime, or something similar.

Weird/Not So Weird Facts About Me:
- I am overly-polite if I don't know you, but sarcastic, "violent", and cynical towards you if I do. (I'm also polite to adults that aren't my mom. She feels the need to make up for my lack of siblings -- particularly in the teasing department -- so we have a pretty relaxed relationship. Most of the time.)
-I find taking tests to be relaxing. To me, it's like writing, playing video games, or taking a warm bath. Familiar and soothing. I'm weird, I know.
-This kind of goes with the overly-polite thing, but I don't like using slang, or any words along those lines. And it's not because of my grammar-obsessiveness. It's because I feel like I'm taking someone else's word without permission. Intruding on their world. This also includes various types of clothing and footwear, chatspeak, and more, I'm sure. (But I always update this when I'm tired, meaning that I tend to not care enough to try to remember anything that doesn't come to the top of my head)
-I don't like it when people have terrible grammar. But I don't think I'm the most grammar-conscientious person I know.
-I am prone to laughing out loud in the middle of the hallways on my way to class. It's usually about a fanfiction.
-I'm still slightly paranoid about being harmed by the "monsters". My friends find this amusing.
-The mention of suicidal puffins will cause me to laugh, and if I'm drinking something (which I usually am, because it's usually on purpose), choke on whatever I'm drinking. There is a back story to this. If you want to know it, send me a PM. I'm too lazy to tell the story here. It's not that impressive anyway.
-I've spent entire days reading fanfiction. But I have the feeling that that's not going to sound very weird to you, since I'm guessing that you too enjoy fanfiction.

That's enough about me. You get the idea: I'm weird, and loving it.

Genres: Anything, really. Although I have yet to find any really great Western, Spiritual, or Parody fanfictions. And Horror is not usually my favorite either, but that's because I'm already easily creeped out.

Fandoms:

I tend to spend all my time reading fanfiction from one fandom at a time. Right now, it's a webcomic that I like, called Homestuck. But I still read some of my favorite Hetalia and Merlin fanfics.

Homestuck Pairings: I'm really tempted to say all of them, but I'll refrain. Just most of them. I'm open to pretty much any pairing. However, my current favorite is JadexDave

Merlin Pairings: Arwen, MerlinxFreya, Mergana, and occasionally Merthur, although a lot of the best authors aren't to keen on the idea of slash (and it doesn't really work with canon post-first-series).

I also tend to spend a lot of time around anime fandoms as well, though, so here's a bit about that:

Anime/Manga that I've watched/read: Hetalia, Fruits Basket, Lucky Star, Azumanga Daioh, Pani Poni Dash, xxxHOLiC, D. Gray Man, Fushigi Yugi: Genbu Kaiden, Fushigi Yugi, Sailor Moon, Tokyo Mew Mew, Chibi Vampire, D N Angel, Imadoki!, Fullmetal Alchemist, Gakuen Alice, Love Com, Higurashi, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Maison Ikkoku, Ranma 1/2, Naruto, Black Cat, Soul Eater, Angelic Layer, and more, I'm sure, but I have trouble remembering all of them. Just because something is in this list doesn't mean I've finished it, or even liked it. It just means that I've read or watched some of it. Still, feel free to talk about them to me. I LIKE PM's! Hetalia, D. Gray Man, Fruits Basket, and Gakuen Alice are probably my favorites.

Hetalia Pairings: USUK or UKUS, Spamano (Am I the only one that finds this pairing name amusing?), GerIta (Of Course), PruCan, and Austria/Switzerland.

Those are really the only ones that I ship pretty exclusively, and even then I'm open to pretty much any pairing. Except for incest, including Liechtenstein/Switzerland (Even though they're technically not really siblings.) I find that I can stand America/Canada, IF they're portrayed as close friends who aren't actually siblings. I also have become a bit of a fan of Liechtenstein/Belarus. I think it's endearing. (I spent a really long time trying to find a word, because they'd be cute, but I have a hard time associating Belarus with 'cuteness'.)

Recently,

FANFICTIONS (This includes ones that aren't uploaded yet. Sometimes.):

Fruits Basket:

Dear Mama- complete, and very short.

Everlasting Memories- complete

Pile on the Years- ongoing HIATUS (indefinite) I would like to mention my three reviewers that I don't know in real life (notice the blatant lack of abbreviations? It's the aforementioned weirdness.). They are amazing, and deserve every ounce of respect. Queen Violet of the Underworld (I love your username, by the way), vampirelover310, and Witty-Little-RedHead. I promise that I'll update as soon as I get past my terrible writer's block. You guys are awesome, and I hope you're reading this. If you're not, then I hope you know it anyway. (To Kim, Rachel, and my mom: yeah. I didn't mention you before now. But you already knew that you were awesome.)

Sonny With a Chance:

Happily Ever After- complete

Relating to Fanfiction but not an actual story:

I want to write a Hetalia fic, but am a bit worried about how people would react to it. Because I'm paranoid and really just a lurker in that fandom as of now.

That'll probably not happen, but I will get back to writing soon. I know it's been a really long time, but my already-shaky confidence in my writing took a huge hit last summer, and I haven't really written anything non-academic in about a year. I've been working to restore it, and I do have ideas, though, so I hope to get back to writing this summer.

COPY AND PASTES

HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG

I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian,
because they constantly make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"

--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love shopping. (My mom has to practically drag me out of the house to get new clothes. )
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black (This, I don't understand. Why would I?)
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GIRL, so I must be stupid
I'm a GEEK, so I MUST have good grades.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I like YURI, so I MUST be LESBIAN.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I don't HAVE MANY FRIENDS, so I MUST be antisocial.
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention.
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports (Not at soccer, at least. I've been told I play like a guy.)
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.
I WEAR GLASSES and RETAINERS, so I MUST be a nerd
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life. (Nope, I'm just thinking of fanfiction, usually.)
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try
I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I MUST just be emo.
I like COUNTRY music, so I MUST be a redneck hick.
I love SHOPPING so I MUST be rich.
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd. (Well, I am, but that's not the point.)
I'm a NERD, so I MUST wear glasses. (Although I have an idea as to where this stereotype comes from.)
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST have GOOD GRADES.
I'm NOT concerned with my SEXUALITY, so I MUST be immature.

Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree and
the boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
that are on the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

:) This is Evil Smiley. Evil Smiley likes sharp things. Copy and paste Evil Smiley on your profile so he can see the world.