It takes ten years to earn a doctorate in medicine, I've seen a rare case seven minimum years for a doctor who took special courses. Unless Alfred graduated highschool at 11 or 14 and took special courses, there is no way that he could be a doctor at 21.

He's dead? Not just injured?

Then Gilbert faints like Mr Poppy in Nativity!, Roderich goes as white as a sheet, and Elizaveta's too busy laughing to be I'm pain.

Finally, he works it out.

That sentence should win a prize for length.

"You're chubby!" Because that's obviously a reason he should listen to you, Gilbert.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

This is one of the funniest chapters so far, and Maddox is fast becoming my favourite character.

Little girls are scary (c: it's all those sisters, isn't it, Ivan.

Pearl Harbour. I see why you called it that.

I don't trust the Browns. Arthur, you're absolutely right to be suspicious. Would you do me a favour and not leave Angelique alone by the river with them? Jennifer seems a bit too callous to be responsible for a small child, and if something went wrong, she's mute and couldn't call for help.

Aww, she needs a hug. For some reason spellcheck wants to correct that to "She needs a Hufflepuff"...

Are these LoviDictator's manuals, or something like Friendship for Dummies? I can see Ludwig reading both...

What does Star Trek have to do with anything?

Poor Vash! Poor Heidi! How did she die? So Vash's mum's partner will become his partner? Or something. V. Zwilingi... That could be confusing! Or was it Heidi, or a cross dressed Vash?