NAME: Glitch
AGE: Starting High School. Woot Woot! Go Eagles!

LOCATION: somewhere in the USA

INTERESTING FACTS: I have two dogs and two cats. I'm slowly turning my bedroom into a library. I hate shopping. I'm considered by myself and others to be a sane fan, although I will occasionally impersonate a squee fan. I constantly argue with my friend Sparx, who is also known as Sarah. Say 'hi', Sarah!
Sparx: No.
GLitch: Fine. Be that way. To continue, I'm a Catholic. My dog is Casey and my cats are Libby and Scribbles.

WORKS IN PROGRESS:

My Hetalia Shorts. Just short little things that I right and post.

If anyone has any stories that they'd like me to type up as one of these, just PM me and I'll see what I can do. :)

TOTALLY RANDOM THINGS I'VE DECIDED TO POST

Chuck Norris Jokes!

There is no such thing as evolution, only a long list of animals Chuck Norris as allowed to live!

When Chuck Norris walks into the bathroom the mirror breaks because even it knows not to stand between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris!

Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris doesn't cry!

Chuck Norris does not need to read. He just stares down the book til it gives him the info he needs!

If you misspelled "Chuck Norris" on Google it doesn't say "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It says: "Run while you can!"

The reason babies cry when they are born is because they are born into a world with Chuck Norris!

Chuck Norris doesn't need a watch to tell time, Chuck Norris tells the watch what time it is!

Chuck Norris was the first man on Mars. That's why there is no life there.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle!

Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norrised!

Copy-and-Paste its!

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever read a book more then ten times, copy this into your profile.

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have no idea why someone started these copy and paste quotes...copy and paste this on you're profiwowlookatthisimtypingthisveryoddlinebreakifyoucanreaditcopyandpasteyousmartperson:-)le

If you can be quiet one second and hyper in another, but don't have mood swings, copy this in your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered who made up all the 'copy & paste this into your profile' thingies, copy & paste this into your profile!

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever created a copy-and-paste thing, copy THIS into your profile!

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile

If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love random copy and paste quotes, copy and paste this on your profile!

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer.

If you have arguments with your fictional characters, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a wall that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, and ran down an "Up" escalator, copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a song stuck in your head for more than three weeks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you get way too excited for books to come out, copy this into your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this to your profile.

If you love to read, Copy and paste into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both ... copy and paste this on you're profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you force your friends to read books you like, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a good vocabulary, but cannot spell to save your life, then copy and paste this.

If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) dream about it, B.) sing it in school no matter who's listening OR C.) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile.

If you are someone who begs to differ from the crowd, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you like to randomly spout off a quote by some random person, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever thought that someone's head is too small for their body, or vice versa, copy/paste this onto your profile.

If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you only copy and paste stuff when you actually do the stuff it says, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were ever leaning against a door and it opened and you fell, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you actually read every single one of those, copy and paste this into your profile.

Sparx: Do you seriously think that anyone will read all of those?

Glitch: No.

Sparx: Can I blow up your iTouch?

Glitch: No! Of course you can't!

Sparx: pouts Fine. But I'm bored.

Glitch: Then it's time for your favorite section!

Sparx: Random Quotes!

Random Quotes!

"Hello?...Really?...She did?...No way!...Seriously?...This is an answering machine if you actually responded, you must not be very perceptive. Please leave your message after the beep." -My BFF's answering machine.

"You no you're stupid when you fall for no apparent reason, AHH!" -my BFF as she fell into the lake.

"Hey toss me the- ooh! Shiny!" -my neighbor having an 'ooh shiny!' moment

"You kids get off of miow! Oh, ow ow!" -my OTHER neighbor, Gene, stepping on a rusty rake while barefoot.

"Yee, Yi, Yo, thump Yow!" -my BFF bouncing, and falling off of, the trampoline.

"Okay, is this thing on? It isn't?! Why the bleepity-bleep isn't it on?!" -my teacher last year. She actually said 'Bleep' instead of cussing.

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together." -no idea, but I like 'em!

"Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver." -see above

"Gabby, did you just have a spaz-out random-y type moment?" -my fifth-grade teacher after I started laughing at my book.

"Why are wearing duct tape on your wrist?"
"Because duct tape is awesome. Why don't YOU have any duct tape?"
"Because I'm not weird." "So, you're saying that I'm weird?"
"Um, yeah. Duh."
"Yes! I have achieved the title of weird! Whoo-hoo!" -me and a camper at Totus Tuus discussing my duct-tape-roll bracelet.

"I feel like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -Iggy, in Maximum Ride: The Angel Expirement

"Ok class, I'm going to read out some of your responses to the question: 'What is one goal in your life?' and I want you to guess who it is. First one: 'One of my many goals in life is to see how large of a boom 13 sticks of dynamite makes'. Molly? Your guess?"
"Um, Gabby?"
"Am I really that predictable?"
"YES!" -teacher, Molly, Me, and everyone.

"And, um, uh, I, uh, um, just totally forgot." -Abby.

THINGS YOU DON"T WANT TO HEAR DURING SUGURY

1. OOPS!
2. Has anybody survived 500ml of this stuff before?
3. If this is his spleen, then what's that?
4. Come back here with that, bad dog!
5. DAMN! page 47 of the manual is missing!
6. Wait a minute, my manual doesn't say that.
7. What edition is your manual?
8. Sterile, schmerile.
9. The floors clean,right?
10. Nurse, could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off.
11. Let's hurry this up, i don't want to miss Baywatch.
12. FIRE FIRE! EVERYBODY GET OUT!
13. Does this go here? Or over here? Or maybe it goes there...