"There's NO way I could like Hungary! I am the awesome Prussia! I don't need entanglements! Plus I could do SO much better than Hungary!"
God, Italy… me like her… its completely ridiculous!
"Okay Prussia, I mean… I don't know it just seemed like you did. If I was wrong that's fine. Hey hey, will you do me a favor? Doitsu doesn't want me leaving the house, but I wanna go talk to America about this goat incident. Could you please cover for me?"
"Yea sure. And don't let what West says get to you, he's probably just PMSing or something"
"Thanks Prussia! Bye-bye!"
Bye-bye? Really? Could you at least try to act like a man?
This house is too quite. HOW CAN A MAN BE EXPECTED TO THINK WITH ALL THIS QUITE? Guess I'll just have to deal with it.
Alright, let's think about this on an intellectual level.
I am a guy
She's a girl
She has BOOBS
I like boobs
They're pretty nice boobs
When did this become about boobs?
I hate Austria… and his stupid outfits… Newsflash the pirate look went out 200 years ago!
She's… okay. Much better than some of the other girls
If I HAD to be with a girl, I suppose she'd be a good enough choice. She can cook and clean and stuff.
We've known each other for a long time
It'll be a form of revenge against Austria… mwahaha
Boobs
That's not COMPLETELY objectionable. Maybe being with Hungary wouldn't be… so bad.
She's kinda pretty, she can hunt and fight. She smells decent.
Maybe I do like her… WAIT, WHAT?
NO! NO WAY! NOT GONNA HAPPEN! NEVER! … but then again…
Ah! This is so difficult! How do normal men deal with this?
I'm gonna go for a walk!
This isn't so bad… fresh air… trees… yea… This sucks!
Damn trees. Who invented trees?
"Prussia?"
WHO the HELL is trying to bother me when I am CLEARLY agitated?
SHIT IT'S HUNGARY! HIDE!
"Prussia… are you hiding?"
"Pshh, no!"
Damn trees. You're good for NOTHING!
"So, Hungary… what bring you here?"
"This is my back yard."
"That doesn't answer my question."
Woot! She's smiling! I am so cool.
"I guess I just felt like taking a walk in my back yard… and you?"
"Same. Felt like taking a walk in your yard too."
Ha! I bet Austria doesn't make her laugh that much!
"Well as long as we're here, would you maybe wanna walk together?"
"yea sure."
SHIT! If I had known this was gonna be a date I would have put on nicer socks!
How are my pants? Are they clean? When was the last time I did laundry? … Correction, when was the last time West did laundry?
It'll be okay. I'll make this date work… this… date.