Author has written 2 stories for Stargate: SG-1, High School Musical, and MacGyver. Name: Neh-neh not telling! Age: I’m somewhere between 5 and 40, take a guess ;-P Favorite Band: Skillet, Kutless, Barlow Girl, Breaking Benjamin, Mercy Me, Relient K, Casting Crowns, Linkin Park, Chasen, Favorite movies: All six Star Wars, most of the Star Trek movies, Star Trek: 2009, The Mummy, The Mummy Returns, Mask of Zorro, Legend of Zorro, MIB, MIIB, Labyrinth, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, The Secret Garden, Pirates of the Caribbean COTBP & DMC & AWE, Lemony Snickets: A series of Unfortunate Events, all three Lord of the Rings, Footloose, Batman Begins, Dark Knight, Clue, Monsters Vs. Aliens, Underworld, Underworld Revolutions, Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, A-Team, All three installments of The Chronicles of Narnia, Innerspace, Outsourced, Sherlock Holmes, First three Lethal Weapons. Favorite Musical: CATS! (and recently a new found love for Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street) Favorite TV shows: Stargate Atlantis, Stargate SG1, Moonlight, Dexter, Dead Zone, The Dresden Files, Heroes, House M.D., Dukes of Hazzard, Psych, Smallville, Bones, Criminal Minds, Dr. Who, MacGyver, CSI: NY, A-Team, Simon and Simon, Touched by an Angel, Three’s Company, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Angel. LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God. PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!" FRIENDS: Would read & ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit! LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Mueller is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At a place of honor his mother-in-law makes a careless remark, which the native people take as an insult to the royal family. Mueller is dragged off to court with his wife and mother-in-law and are sentenced to corporal punishment. Each of them are to recieve 50 lashes on the rear end with a cane. But because the royal family doesn’t want to appear hostile to foreigners, they grant the guests in their country a wish beforehand, as long as it is able to be fulfilled. Mrs. Mueller is first. “What do you wish for yourself?” “I would like a pillow bound on my rear end before the lashings.” “Okay, that shall be granted to you.” Mrs. Mueller has the pillow bound to her rear end and receives her punishment. But because the pillow is too small and the executioner also hits her back a couple of times, she receives a few blows. Next it is Mueller’s mother-in-law’s turn. “What do you wish for yourself?” “I would like a pillow bound on my rear end and a pillow bound on my back before the lashings.” “Okay, that shall be granted to you.” The mother-in-law receives her fifty lashes, but hardly feels the pain through the pillows. Then comes Mueller himself. “What do you wish for yourself?” “I have two wishes. Do you want to fulfill them for me?” “Because you are a guest in our country, we want to fulfill your wishes for you, as long as they are reasonable.” “I would like 100 lashes instead of 50.” The executioner is surprised, but recovers again right away and replies, “Yes, that is a pious wish, it shall be granted to you. And what is your second wish?” “I would like to have my mother-in-law bound to my back.” LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL "You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it. You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. Becoming successful in anything requires perseverance. Few know where their road will lead them until they come to its end. My life is full of mistakes. They’re like pebbles that make a good road. Pressure makes diamonds. Win as if you were used to it, lose as if you enjoyed it for a change. Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present. I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. It is easy to understand God as long as you don’t try to explain him. Sure, God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece. God can turn water into wine, but he can’t turn your whining into anything. To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it. Have the courage to live. Anyone can die. If you have noticed this notice, you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing. LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah" The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him." |
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