Quick News: New computer has word now. Finally a new chapter, and a new oneshot even. End.

More Quick News: Forgot to put a disclaimer in my oneshot, so I am putting it here. I don't own Harry Potter.

-peers around a corner and notices the small gathering of people-

-sees no other means of escaping-

-sighs, takes a deep breath, and faces the small audience-

I am terrible at this kind of thing, but here I am. Here to tell you random facts about me for no apparent purpose. I really don’t understand why I am doing this (since I seriously doubt anyone will actually read this), but that is what this space is for, so here it goes.

Name: Gyte. San is an ending that the Japanese place at the end of names. It is about the equivalent of “Mister” and “Miss." I like the way sounded, so I decided to put it at the end of my name.

Age: 22

Birthday: March 10th

Sex: (This is where I try to display my humor with a joke.) Yes, please! (Ahahaha…. wasn’t that funny, folks.)

Location: Unknown… seriously… no clue where I am… -looks around- I think I am currently trapped in some unknown corner of my mind. Whereever I am, there are a lot of bubbles. -plays with the floating bubbles-

-looks around again- Sorry about that, now back to business.

My car’s name: Quicksilver (named after the metal, not any band/ horse/ etc.)

My computer’s name: Zest (I have decided to name my new computer after my late lizard.)

My roommate’s name: Rift, The Almighty.

My cat's name: Creamsi. (My cat, Vince, died recently. My roommate decided to give me one of his cats to help me handle it. Vince, you were perhaps the worst cat in the world, but I loved you. Rest in Peace.)

E-mail: Gytesan@ (Note: I am trusting all of you with this, so please don't abuse my trust. No chain letters or spam or signing me up for bestiality porn.) Also, I am on MSN. (note: My msn name isn't Gytesan. In the rare case you find me interesting enough to want to talk to me on msn, send me a message, and I will tell you what it is.) I am even on myspace... but also under a different name (available upon request). Also on Personal Halfquake (under a name that is different that both of the previous, also available upon request).

Favorite color: Green

Favorite season: Fall

Favorite holiday: Halloween

Favorite day: October 16th

Other favorite things: Cookies, Music that my parents hate, Personal Halfquake, Well- written fanfics, Jackie Chan movies, Asian horror movies, Blue people, Chemistry, Yaki soba, Melon flavor Fanta, Japan, Scifi, Doctor Who, Cookies, Chocolate, Bubbles, Kittens, Anime, Books, TV, Anything that might blow up, Stargate SG-1, Manga, Lordi, Scissor Sisters, Catholic girl uniforms, Days where I don’t have to wake up until noon, Cheap gas, Cheap anything, Free anything, Cookies, Anything fluffy, Hentai, Priest uniforms, Otters, Nightcrawler, Germany and the German language, People who are opened minded, Vegan meat substitutes, Jokes that offend people (aka. Jokes about religion, politics, racial stereotypes, and fat people), Children (they are especially good well done with some sweet and sour dipping sauce), Fairy tales, Remakes of fairy tales, Hrothbert of Bainbridge, Chick-fil-A’s ice tea, Tea in general, Zevia (it is a soft drink, look it up), Chinese food, Online comics, Cookies, Alchemy, and did I mention cookies.

Thing I don’t like: Close-minded people, Overly-religious people, Most slapstick comedies, Texas, The genes I inherited from my family (they are all crazy people), My stepmom, Badly written fanfics (including most OC-centered and Mary Sue heavy fanfics), Badly done crossovers (it isn't that hard to keep the characters in character), Creepy little Asian girls with hair that covers their faces (they appear in two out of every three Asian horror movies), People who can’t take a joke, UT Arlington, Emo fanfics and poetry, Most pop music, The strange nightmares I keep having, The fact that I never have enough money, English teachers who insist that there in symbolism in every novel, Most reality TV shows, and People in general.

Special abilities: The ability to make up fake science crap, Speaks some German and some Spanish, Is usually very good at math and science, and knows over a dozen ways to kill somebody and not get caught (not fool-proof, but nearly so).

Hopefully that is more than enough information about me to keep anybody who cares occupied.

-takes a bow-

Thank you all once again.

-goes back to playing with the pretty bubbles-