Hey, you all know me as XxSeddieAddictxX, or hplover10, but now, I'm at a NEW account!! Say hello to my invisible ninja-ness! Inspired by Sam's future-occupation, and is totally awesome!! I'm the same chick, just better and bigger stories!! If you don't know me; I'm a major iCarly fan, and big Sedward writer! I am still the same person (feel glad).

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If you believe that Charlie the Unicorn is indeed real, and roaming the streets, copy and paste

If you think that Fredward Benson is indeed a sexy beast, copy and paste

If you have no life, and are proud, copy and paste

Albino elephants with pink polka-dots are eating cookies in the desert! If you are random; and proud, copy and paste

I like milk, I like pie, and I'm immature, and proud,if you're immature, copy and paste

1-12 iCarly Style

1. Jake Crandall

2. Freddie Benson

3. Sam Puckett

4. Carly Shay

5. Spencer Shay

6. Gibby West

7. Reuben

8. Rona

9. Nevel

10. Shane

11. Germy

12. Lewbert

1.) Have you ever read a Nine/Eleven fic before? Nevel/Germy... Nevel would probably cry...lol

2.) Do you think Eight is hot? How hot? Um, no, Rona's not all that good looking

3.) What would happen if Twelve got One pregnant? How can Lewbert get Jake pregnant? I mean, he would probably scare Jake away for walking on his floors.

4.) Do you recall any fics about Three? Tons of them, Sam is one of my favorite characters.

5.) Would Two and Eleven make a good couple? No because I don't think Freddie's gay, ya know, I think him and Sam are good together though.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Three? Five/Three, but only like a friendship thing, because I doubt Spence and Nevel would go together, Spevel? Sam/Spence are a little cute together.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Wow, Freddie and Lewb getting it on...I would cry, personally, but if I were Reuben I would probably say, "Whoa, a dolphin's bungy jumping with a koala bear on a cold day." and join in

8. Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic. Well, Sam and Shane...Sam gets hurt and Shane saves her?

9. Is there such thing as One/Eight fluff? Jake/Rona? She's a little too mean

10. Suggest a title for a Eleven/Four Hurt/Comfort fic. Carly/Germy? Maybe Sick No More?

11. What would happen if Four wanted to deflower one? Carly does like Jake, but I doubt she'll go that far.

12. Does anyone on your friend's list read Three het? Don't know, really

13. Does anyone on your friend's list write or draw Eleven? I might do a Germy fic in the future, but no one I know has done one yet.

14. Would anyone on your friend's list write Two/Four/Five? Freddie, Spence, and Carly, naw

15. What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? Sweetness! I don't know really

16. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would it be? I Want It Now by Verruca Salt from Willy Wonka

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Sam-sex pairings

18. What might be a good pickup line for for Ten to use on 2? Shane pickup line for Freddie? Ummm 'Why would I kiss Sam or Carly when you're here' then again, Freddie would probably run away in tears.

19. What might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? Disgusting

20. How emo is Seven? Somewhat since Sam dumped him

1-12 Harry Potter Style

1. Ronald Weasley

2. Hermione Granger

3.Harry Potter

4. Draco Malfoy

5. Lavender Brown

6. Dumbledore

7. Dudley

8. Lily

9. James

10. Remus

11. Crabbe

12. Goyle

1.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic before? No, um Dumbledore and Crabbe? Not likely

2.) Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? He's somewhat hot

3.) What would happen if Twelve got Nine pregnant? James is dead! How can Crabbe get James pregnant!

4.) Do you recall any fics about nine? A lot of them

5.) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Herms and Dumbledore? No, not really

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Five/Ten because Remus is actually alive during Lavender's time

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Dudley would stare at them

8. Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic. Harry is depressed about James dying

9. Is there such thing as One/Eight fluff? Umm, I don't know

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Not All Wizards Are Evil

11. What would happen if Four wanted to deflower Eleven? The world would be disturbed. Very disturbed

12. Does anyone on your friend's list read Three het? yeah, probably.

13. Does anyone on your friend's list write or draw Six? Yes

14. Would anyone on your friend's list write Two/Twelve/Eleven? No, that's just wrong

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? Lunar! lol, jk, jk, probably excellent

16. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would it be? The Reason by Hoobstank

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Very AU

18. What might be a good pickup line for Ten to use on Four? Don't have one

19. What might Eleven describe a relationship between Nine and Eight? idk, how would Crabbe know anyways!

20. How emo is Eight? After her and Snape broke apart, a little, but not much

What I Absolutely Refuse: Not much...slash with a good plot, or fluffy K-T slash

What I Need: A beta, and a good one

What I Love: Harry Potter, Twilight, iCarly, books, my fam and bffs

What I Hate: ummmmm, I don't know? Cheese? Mary Sues?

Random Junk

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If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

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If someone put a gun to your head, asked if you believed in God, and told you they would shoot you if you said yes, would you say yes? If you would, copy this into your profile.

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Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which colour do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

Enjoy!!Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you are a NevillexLuna shipper and still love it even after JK Rowling said it would never happen, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

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If you love Klaus/Isadora to no end and think that they should’ve gotten together and Fiona should go fall in a Medesiod-Mycelium-infested ditch, copy this into your profile.

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If have ever eaten someone else's food without realizing it, copy this into your profile

If you can sing every song from Oliver! all the way through, copy this into your profile

And if you're waiting for another chapter of the Teleporting Tivo set..well...sorry...It'll be a while.

If you love Harry Eden to no end, copy this into your profile

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A friend calls you while you're in jail, a good friend visits you while you're in jail and a best friend will be sitting next to you yelling, "THAT WAS AWESOME LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!" If you have a best friend copy and paste this into your profile

If you love someone more than they know, put this in your profile

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If you have ever ran into a tree, copy this in your profile! ( I run into A LOT of trees)

If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile (Actually I think that my sibling was adopted, but either way one of us had to be P )

SOMEONE MAKES FUN OF YOU.A GOOD FRIEND WOULD MSKE FUN OF THEM BACK.A TRUE FRIEND WOULD BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THEM FOR YOU. copy and paste in your profile if you have any "true" friends.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile

Eve when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD, put this in your profile

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If you think that those stupid kids should just give that stupid Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy & paste this into your profile!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this into your profile!

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing. like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this into your profile.

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I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetballs? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

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One of my favorite characters is a character that no one would give a second thought too. If you like a character that no one would give a second thought too, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. I can't help but wonder...do they think it's cool to wake up 20 years later with lung cancer? And when they do get cancer from, do they actually think it was worth it just to be "cool" like the other kids?

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happenes when you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

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If you ever wondered who came up with the name 'Lemony' copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone murdered you, a friend would go to your funeral, a good friend wouldwrite your sermon thingy but a true friend wouldn't do any of those, 'cause they'd be in jail for killing the idiot who killed you, if you have any true friends copy and paste this into your profile.

I like milk. If there were purple cows, would there be purple milk. why is a circle round, is there any chocolate around? People call me crazy, and I agree, if you're crazy and proud, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you think Fiona should just inhale some Mesodoid Mycellium, and K/I is the best ship ever, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Peace fellow earthlings, if you believe in aliens, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you think Seddie will happen, no matter what, copy and paste this into your profile

Enjoy my stories and feel free to criticize in a constructive manner!