This is my first ever fan-fic so I would really appreciate some reviews. If you are criticising it, please make it more constructive criticism.
Disclaimer: I do not own iCarly or any of its characters.
There is a perfect match out there for everyone. You just have to find them. Sometimes they are hard to find. Sometimes they are sitting right in front of you, eating ham.
They both never use their full names.
They both like doing iCarly.
They both like grilled cheese sandwiches with tomato.
They both like MMA fights.
They both like cashews.
They both think Nevel is a nub.
They both like the groovy smoothie.
They both stand up for each other.
They both think Jake Crandle's singing is suckish and funny.
They both think Spencer is an amazing artist.
They both hate Miss Briggs.
They both love fighting with each other.
They both hate fighting with each other.
They both hate the other ones previous relationships.
They both only have a mum.
They both fist bump a lot.
They both love pie.
They both notice it when the other is not there.
They both have never kissed anyone.
But...
He likes techy stuff, she likes hurting people.
He settles disagreements by talking, she settles disagreements by fighting.
He uses his cellphone for calling and texting; she uses his cellphone for cleaning out her ears and licking.
He has his whole life planned out; she takes each day as it comes.
He gets almost straight A's in school, she get's almost straight D's.
He hacked the schools computer to do something good that was supposed to be bad, she got into the schools computer to do something bad that was supposed to be good.
He has an over-protective mother; she has a mother that couldn't care less.
He has never got detention in his life, she lives in detention.
He is a push over; she is the one that would do the pushing over.
He is a model student; she has been arrested 3 times.
He uses a fencing sword to fight, she uses her fists.
He is the opposite too her.
Sam Puckett and Freddie Benson are exactly the same.
Sam Puckett and Freddie Benson are complete opposites.
Opposites attract.
In fact Sam Puckett and Freddie Benson are PERFECT for each other.
How should I know? I'm Carly Shay, their best friend and I will not stop until they realise they are perfect for each other too.
Sam Puckett and Freddie Benson are friends.
Sam Puckett and Freddie Benson are enemies.
Sam Puckett and Freddie Benson are the PERFECT match.
Authors Note: Please review, be nice.
BTW I know Freddie and Sam have kissed but this is written from Carly's point of view and she doesn't know they have kissed yet. She will find out some day though I am sure. Well I hope so.
TTFN
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Xoxoxoxo